Quotes about “jerk off”
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just like people are gonna take that. you're lucky i got steam overlay turned off. give me a minute. you know, if you're watching this and you're one of the few people that's still on my steam friends list not to sound like a big shot, don't be offended if i remove you because unsolicited communication like this, it's affecting people, you know? they're watching the video and then all of a sudden it gets all framey and i gotta be like, oh, just hold up a second. i'm not trying to be a... i'm not gonna take any of those items by the way. i'm not trying to be a jerk about it but
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1444.24
i'm... first off, i think it's gonna be a tier 5, but that, like, also is not free. i literally just bought it. okay, so we kill an ant for free. not great. doesn't really matter who you buff. that's fine. it mattered a little. you badger piece of shit. holy crap. you jerk. 1 1 cricket. i think we come out of this one though. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. we... yeah, yeah, we come out of this one. easily.
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1823.98
because warren beatty played dick tracy. a crime drama romance thriller. he's got a good future if he can live past next week. a puerto rican ex con just released from prison pledges to stay away. oh, it's carlito's way! carlito wants his hand back. we get these. 41st percentile? i'm fucking ass, bro. i do have a bit of a diploma blind spot. me when i jerk off with my eyes closed.
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4166.22
so, that's something that sounds ridiculous, but when i am on these like, ask reddit threads, like, what's the craziest thing that happened to you in school? there are a shocking amount of stories of people who are like, the kid behind me in science class always used to jerk off when the teacher turned around. what? and he would like, come in his desk. and i'm like, where the hell did you go to school? oh my god!
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5753.080
that's the number one we catch ourselves now. that's the implicit rule a lot. you're gonna jerk off to some dirty movies and then you're gonna turn yourself into the police department? no, what i mean is everything we do is being monitored through our web cookies and through our location tracking so like if they really wanted to get you on the squirt videos they could figure it out. i worry about you sometimes.
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5630.32
the old porn in the woods, yeah dude. still have absolutely no reason or no idea of why it's a thing except i guess the obvious thing is like dudes are like hey i'm just gonna go to this store and then they walk into the woods and like jerk off which is fucking sad and scary at the same time.
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1494.78
i don't think that that's, i mean i do appreciate your desire to help another human being but i'm at the same time a little bit incredulous maybe because i'm a little bit of a jerk. what do i care about? chaos card here. my guy, what i need to do is go home, you know, get some sleep, stop spreading the virus that i have to other people and you know, take two days off or something like that and then we're gonna be good. if anything you should be like mad at me because i came to your restaurant with a mild cold. i can infect like the whole place including yourself.
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3672.24
jerk off to a picture of a lady who's just dressed up on the red carpet. but you know, i'm not trying to make you feel bad or whatever. no, no, no. i'm not like i'm babe, babe. i'm not like other guys. i jerk off to the thought of you with clothes on. i don't see you that way. babe, is it worse to jerk off to the color orange? librarian, ever since i got off twitter, i actually feel like every week i understand you like 25 percent less compounding.
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8733.46
wooo! 0.05 dude. is it like a submission dominant thing? i think it's just like one. that's like the basis of a lot of different stuff. i think it's like they want to jerk off but they don't want to admit that they want to jerk off so instead they pretend that it's not sexual but it is and that makes it so much more creepy. hmm. yeah i don't like that middle of the road stuff that's like
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8933.00
we're not gonna jerk off here. we're around each other. yeah! that's not what it's like either! it's not like a bunch of fucking horny dudes with boners walking around. what are you talking about? what's the point of the private dance room where they like lap dance you and you just get like a huge boner and can't do anything? what's that? away from the prying eyes of the strip club, i'm pretty sure that you can exchange cash for sexual services.
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5380.42
this is how you know humans are fucked. they came up with a machine learning algorithm that digitally implants daisy ridley's face onto the face of a real porn star. jesus christ. but apparently it's like not very good. so it still looks like... it still looks pretty jacked up. but like i guess they're getting there. yeah, i mean, you know that's what people are gonna use that tech for. like there's gonna be like jerk off instruction videos with the, you know...
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5411.24
instruction videos i like to picture these jerk off pep talk videos that come out that's what i'm gonna do that's basically what those things are you can do it buddy keep on keep on beating that meat you're doing great yeah let's keep it up what do you uh do you think we're gonna have that good vr porn shit in like 10 years or maybe longer well you don't like pretending like you're having sex with a giant? how is it now?
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5463.54
you know, i've said it many times. it's unfortunately not my fetish. i wish it was because it's fucking hilarious. whoa, unfortunately? yeah, that would be great! you get humor and you get to jerk off.
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