Quotes about “jennings”
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deal or no deal cuz nickelodeon guts well dealer no deal is actually a good answer because like just a dice can't be bad at it like yeah, you're mad at work it's like the gambling thing where i'm like you know the only casino game i like is roulette because even if you're garbage you got the same odds as everybody else do you think you could beat ken jennings? absolutely not do you think you could win one game of jeopardy outright? oh?
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you never know what you're getting into with a new person. tokoto! let's go boys. has literally only played jeopardy. incredible. it's actually ken jennings. did he just buy the switch to get on the stream? can you imagine not knowing what's happening and then seeing average response accuracy 100%? fuck.
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what are minutemen? that time i had a frame rate dip? there was a frame skip? i want that one back please. i have no idea. tokado! he's got the time ready. to be honest, i might not have said that, so fair enough. my dude, he's got the ken jennings timing down. what is the civil war?
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that's bullshit. so i know dude, there's nothing i could do. but also, someone said you're just mad because your fantasy team sucks. wrong again, buddy. i'm killing it. you know why i'm killing it? i drafted ken jennings. if you didn't draft ken jennings, you got nobody to blame but yourself. who? who? who? who? who wants to be a millionaire? that's uh, john carpenter. mm. is that? brother of? is that right though? john carmen?
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he's the guy who's the first guy i won millionaire? yeah. how the fuck do you know his name? why do you know his name? because he's the first guy. nobody remembers the second guy, but everybody remembers the first guy. he directed halloween, dude. that would be a great jeopardy question. who won the first episode of who wants to be a millionaire? what's your opinion on ken jennings? he built his fortune by winning this popular game show, or by winning who wants to be a millionaire?
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it's bruce willis. dude, cigars are so funny. oh, man. now if you could just like chew on that and we'll take a photo of you, click. can i tell you the only waylon jennings song i know is mama don't let your boys grow up to be cowboys. and i don't know the original. i only know the one from an alvin and the chipmunks cd i had when i was like seven years old. that's a banger. you haven't heard it until you've heard alvin, simon and theodore's take on it. chris evans?
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that was a rasta scene? okay, fucking ken jennings is good. guess what? it's archimedes now! thought archimedes was the bath guy? you're thinking of eureka's castle. which of the major ancient philosophers would be a flat earther? bro, i don't think any of them were that smart.
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come on, ready for this boss fight. it had to be like the most inoffensive celebrity of all time that is beloved by people who still watch television. so ryan seacrest seems like the perfect option. who was a jeopardy replacement or was that a revolving door? so ken jennings is one of the hosts and mayim diyalik from blossom and
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george olson, baseball player, new york yankees. and tony gaudi, probably this guy, scientist or something. emile jennings, rene lacoste. i beat the average, that's unbelievable. you're right, lacoste does have a giant lacoste logo on him. bro, i wasn't alive in 1926, okay? i was doing my best. now watch this, you popular people in 1996, get ready for this. this quiz has been removed by sports!
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sorry, dude. all evens are dead. no! are you a ken jennings style player or a james holzhauer type player? i'm a bill. he's a cpa from duluth type player. he comes in second in his only appearance on the show, but is just happy to be there. he takes a photo with the host and he displays it in his home.
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plants make this. ken, that's the horrible clue now that i think about it because there's like 20 different possible correct answers. but actually there might be an infinite amount or close to it. but it's called jeopardy. shut up, ken jennings. jeopardy occasionally gets hard. jeopardy is a lot like the daily dozen. like whenever there's a question about
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imma you run the category out until the possession of the board changes hands sorta guy. i feel like as a viewer, it's more enjoyable. they should introduce streak bonuses. me getting control of the board first, solving all five of the sports or pop culture questions because none of the other nerds on jeopardy ever spec into that stuff, and then locking out ken jennings' buzzer for the next six questions.
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uh with the host i should say and his this is his second anecdote okay on his entire history of jeopardy ken jennings is like i heard you uh barely got your driver's license and then the guy was like yeah so i you know went to the dmv and i got in the car with my instructor and then my instructor said okay to start can you honk the horn
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racing season over players go home to count their cash. you guys are done man. this is like the biggest, biggest trouncing i've ever seen in my entire life. this is like ken jennings on jeopardy man. i mentioned you during dinner and my friend said oh the milf inflation guy. hey, we did hit we hit 100,000 followers on tiktok.
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