Quotes about “jar jar binks”
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uh, media, not media. every time a retail establishment asks me for a phone number for a loyalty account, i tell them my phone number is eight six seven five three oh nine. and then one time they did it at walgreens and they were like, are you jar jar binks? and he was like, yeah, that's me. and then they were like, you have like $250 in reward points or something like that. and he got all of his shit for free because everybody's using eight six seven five three oh nine.
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1934.300
might be a little spooky too, don't get me wrong. but like when you're five, you're allowed to be like jar jar binks is funny. when you're 11, you're allowed to be like jar jar binks is funny. older than that, like if you're 14 and you're saying jar jar binks is funny as fuck, you're probably... i hope you got a lock on your lunch money, that's all i'm saying.
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because you're not supposed to be into jar jar binks at age 14. but from 5 to 11, you can laugh at jar jar binks with no self awareness and that's fine. no one gets bullied these days. i don't think that's true, but a funnier way to reply to that would be i've noticed. but anyway, i don't think that's true. i wouldn't know honestly. that was the setup. we have to say,
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10173.86
what's the guys name from star wars 1? jar jar binks. that looks like jar jar binks at the top! wait it does? uhhh... no. is that a robot master? uh, uh... what? uh, who is the dota character supposed to be? is that harvey dent?
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none of them. what? well actually you know what it's probably that old general guy who rides around on his velociraptor and helps out jar jar. you talking about boss nass? no, not the big frog dude. the skinnier dude who actually is like okay at being a person. jar jar binks. no, no, not him. there's like three gungans in that movie. there's two gungans. the fuck's gungas?
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11232.96
he's alive again. so yeah, i was back. yeah, he's returned to the land of the living so and his voices are better than ever yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, like gay gay jar jar binks. i did not hear that one, but i'm offended nonetheless i like when you guys split that house, and then the other team betrayed you that was really good actually and then he called them out on it. yeah, that was fantastic dude
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10891.20
ooh. oh, that's a... no, no, it's good. it's good. is that a shake weight? oh. sorry. i thought it was weird enough that it wasn't actually that. oh. you know what? i'm gonna attempt this, and i don't know if you guys are gonna get it, but i am gonna try. hold on. okay. it's jar jar binks.
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2254.60
you seriously because there aren't any other options. there are people who are like well episode three takes itself too seriously episode one is just silly. no episode one is just really bad. three's the only one that was actually a movie. three's got a chance episode one is like jar jar binks tripped over his own glands and saves the empire. it's that's what happens. it's like if johnny knoxville wrote
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1113.20
say there, okay. just be good. just be good. we're doing fine we did lose a black heart on this, but that's you know that's probably part of the expected value here we need like a permanent ability to fly man well maybe if i'd actually allowed myself to get a deal with the devil as we had every opportunity to do that wouldn't have been such of a pros or such of a problem it wouldn't have been such of a problem and apparently i speak like jar jar binks now. i am still a little i mean i don't feel bad but
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4683.42
oh, you should go back and watch it. i'm scared to now. with a discerning adult eye, the existence of jar jar binks is actually just unfathomable that other people in their 40s, 50s, and 60s watched like the cut of that movie and went, yeah, this is right. at least 10% of the runtime is jar jar binks getting appendages caught in machinery. wow, that's a lot. so bad. that's more than i thought.
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that was close. there we go. have you ever seen kevin smith's written review of star wars episode i right after it was in theaters? wasn't it just like, this is amazing? he's like, i didn't think he could possibly one up the original trilogy, but it's like... oh no. yeah, he's like, breathless in his praise for it. and he's like, jar jar binks had some much needed comedic effect and...
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