Quotes about “jar jar”
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these already cost zero, so when the going gets tough, you don't have to worry about that. and then two strikes. it's all kingly punch, man. let's go. kingly punch does 23. lower your strength. i'll just say the obvious. it's a really good time to have a fairy in a jar. these cards are literally like garbage, so i think that them being transformed is awesome. we might as well hit you because it does damage. not to put too fine a point on it.
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find that cards that do damage are worth playing in many circumstances i'll hit you we may just come out of this not using fairy in a jar, which would actually be enormous for me it happened. okay, i believe in void form draw a card gain energy gain a star forge five exhaust add three random colorless cards into your hand exhaust i have a hard time believing i
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you're doing how much damage? seven damage. devastating that we lose a fairy in a jar on this, but you know what? we didn't use it. we didn't lose it. we used it. please, please draw an attack. my favorite, an attack. okay, we lived. chandelier on our third turn. we could go insane. i'm gonna say it, bro. cosmic indifference is the straw that stirs the drink here. i would like to pay 200 gold and get ice cream. it seems like it's maybe like the best relic in the game.
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and then she's like in like the basically her feet are in stirrups and then in between her thighs is like a mold of a dude and then it was just a lineup of like heroes they would walk into the mold and then she would crush them by squeezing her thighs together and then like a bunch of like your asian green goo would come out of the mold and like fill up a big jar or something like that and i was like what the hell is wrong with society man and
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we got the city directory. oh, you know what? maybe we gotta escape the room. we gotta figure out how to get out of our own apartment. search the apartment for clues. let's see. there's a nice place he's got here. a little snack jar. put that down. turn on the range hood. let's turn that off. i'm not trying to die here. there's a note under the front door. oh, okay. thank you. i appreciate the help. find oni johnson. when you inspect an item, it brings up the evidence window.
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but like if your neighbor comes and they got like two kids or something like that, your neighbor comes to your house with a laundry basket and is like, hey, do you guys have any spare food? just to maintain like the status quo, you might give her like a like a jar of peanut butter or something. maybe once you found out what her property value was, you might be like, you know, no, but you also don't want to contribute to like not being able to talk to your neighbors, right? like it's
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i would like to understand your feelings toward people who fear isolation loneliness. do you share this thing? um, no not really. hey sweet little snake in a jar, huh? how do you feel about people who are afraid? i feel sympathy. i think well mike has a fear of isolation. do you feel pity for him? no, i don't. he seems like he's got it together. that is apparent from the choices you made. now,
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why are you using your controller? i thought you were using mouse and keyboard. i previously was, but then i realized my muscle memory was for controller. uh, i don't know. i don't use the controller. it's l2. there's like a jar man filled with hearts in the shop. mmm! save it for later. he doesn't even talk to me, which is kind of weird. by the english bee. check, quick. what's the blank key? this is important. i am making a solemn vow. i am going to defeat the dragon on today's show. that's very ambitious.
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either way. you think he started slicing garlic when he was a kid? no, he grew into it. and you will too. well, i used to like mince my own garlic, but now like i just buy like the pre minced garlic in the huge jar at the grocery store. yeah, it's just look, the fresh garlic is a little bit better, but literally being able to take a spoon into some pre cut garlic and just go, i mean more garlic. we're going to make america skinny again.
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crazy dude i remember uh fat dude with jar and mustard you remember yeah mustard man jar of mustard yeah and he got it all over him like he was hilarious somebody just unzipped putting away my scooby oh nice is it our turn yes oh we're done ryan get ready y'all yeah yeah y'all wow
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you're a deathtouch, i know that for a fact. you like if anything? let's draw a brand new hand. battlemage me? i gotta pull somebody out. battlemage me? arcane enhancement gives us one extra mana. lunar spark is not a battle spell, but still we draw. exhaust a friendly minion, draw three cards, exhaust your jar, tear up! okay, hang on. it's happening. recollection. gonna see battle spells, cheap battle spells.
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find it. oh, i really thought we were gonna make that work. you can find it in your heart to actually spin a fly at these enemies. anemic? not good enough. butterbean's just fucking terrible, but we'll take it and then swap it out here. it's like 10,000 spoons when all we need is a knife. you know what? because we have resources, i'm not gonna take roid rage. i'm not gonna take aquarius even though it's okay. isaac's jar of tears is also bad. we have the added effect of kind of milling some shitty items out here.
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