Quotes about “jackie chan”
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they should really have just named the minotaur character, minotaur. yeah, definitely. is this like in a kung fu movie? you throw all your weapons away and then just fist fight at the end? should do that. here, honorable battle. here we go. i know nick watched it. what did i watch? fist fight with a minotaur. yeah, that was real good. yeah. jackie chan's a master of his art. his name is jackie. got a black belt in karate.
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does he? i don't know. who wouldn't give an honorary black belt to jackie chan? i'd give him an honorary black eye, personally. wow! it's so good to see you try. yes, seriously. i just make sure it was in a room with no props. you'd be like, hey, you wanna give me a black eye? i don't care, just do it. here's a question. how fast do you guys think jackie chan could knock you out? he's like, seven feet. it already happened instantly. oh, oh, oh, oh!
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starring john goodman. this would be... it's not monsters inc. monsters inc. was 2001. and it is an animated movie. it wouldn't be the emperor's new groove. that's earlier. and it also would have david spade as the first star. so we'll have to come back to that. i don't know that yet. jackie chan. touchstone pictures 2003. i think there's no choice. that must be the tuxedo. in that case, it must be shanghai knights.
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josh really liked it. we talked about that so much though. didn't that guy die during the making of that movie? phil harmon. thinking of the wizard of oz. no, that's also yes. oh, the crow too, but... yep, also the crow. and rush hour too. what? who died in rush hour? jackie chan. oh, rip. and then they had to replace him with cgi jackie chan from jackie chan adventures for ps1 for rush hour. that's pretty good. everyone knew. it wasn't the same. i remember that part. rip.
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shanghai noon? yeah! it was just jackie chan and then some guy who is american. it was the whole genre. and they spawned like 8 movies! owen wilson, yeah. i watched that the other day. you watched that the other day? shanghai noon. what about shanghai 1230? the sequel. the sequel, they keep it going half an hour increments. there's a... shanghai nights was the second one, right? oh, they made a second one? there's a second one, man! oh my gosh.
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shanghai knights from 2003. it's got a 6.2 on imdb. okay, i really liked wild wild west, so... that doesn't have jackie chan in it though. no, but they're in chat saying... asking if i liked it. but i guess it's just because it's a 90s western movie. i like the song about it better than the actual movie. good song. i was in sixth grade and it was... i saw it in the movie theater and it was awesome considering the time frame.
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it's okay, lost some time. direct but crowded. give me the crowded, of course! this is not even a contest. jackie chan! scammed. scammed. just bust right out through it. yo, this urban faun is pretty sick. where we going? where we dropping? i fast boo don't even give me the option! just show me the fastest, riskiest path. i'm good to go.
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connor does not mess around. jackie chan part 2, tom cruise mission impossible fallout. well, you almost made it. he's done. fast but risky. every single time. i'm not an asshole, i'm an android. they're two different things despite society's ignorance. what do you think? dynamic, crossy road action. it's just first person crossy. you can't stop me.
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around the world in 80 days. so close. that's jackie chan. one hour photo. so close. robin williams. 30 seconds to mars. that's jared leto. lucky number seven. true, that is josh hardnett. but seven is not a unit of time. can i name any movie and you'll have a knowledge of it? no, it has to be from approximately 1992 to about 2010.
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when they only eat bananas, which have like maybe less than half of a gram of protein per banana. you try eating 87 bananas a day. have you not seen congo? they eat people. i haven't seen congo actually. really? oh, i got yeeted by the way. i got yeeted. yeah, yeah. ugly gorillas bad. go away. terrible. ever seen shanghai noon? no. you see the part where they're in the prison and jackie chan
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it's basically my only attack as well. you know who introduced it? i really like about this game though that there's like... oh, my thumbs messed, i slipped. there's like two phases. there's the sword phase. oh, that was really good. and then the running phase, and you get to choose when to switch between them. oh! alright. pull it back into the middle part of your jackie chan! oh wow, racist. that's not racist. jackie chan is not even a sword fighter.
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i shouldn't have said jackie chan is in the sword fighter. i don't know what jackie chan does in his off time he could be a sword fighter. he's a multi talented in wow. i'm speechless. i am i am speechless about what? what the heck was that? riu? big plays, okay. i thought you were gonna get away for a second there. oh
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okay, i might be stupid but like i don't see swanky there so... hit me with a don't look up. i don't hold it against him if that's what you're saying. swanky was in dune. played the reverend mother swanky of the bene gesserit. now what if, what if, who was the lee that i was saying? lee from the walking dead needs to take over the jackie chan part but then jeff carter takes over the carter part. it's jeff carter and lee from the walking dead season one.
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being like jackie chan villains. yeah you know, i used to you ever hear i used to pray to jackie chan when i was a child i didn't hear that it is i was scared of the thunderstorms and i was i was like, well, i don't believe in god who can i praise who's to get this thunderstorm away and jackie jackie j. how'd it go? thanks, jackie. yes, perfect then be and also master chief and
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family adventure, so i can just keep repeating it. i'm gonna throw one out here. i'm gonna throw out mark wahlberg. i don't think it's mark wahlberg, but i thought, you know, he's done a lot of action. he's done a lot of comedy. he was top of mind. don't see it, okay? i have no other guesses. are they older than jackie chan? they are older than jackie chan and doing comedies. you're gonna think this is crazy? is it possible this is john lithgow?
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