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convert one die from your hand for the rest of your turn. hang on. oh, i gotta make sure i don't die in the process here. we can't use our virtues either. wait, can we use our virtues? yeah, because you guys are different! increases overcorruption by one. assembler will have one thick skin. what is this? increases overcorruption by one. you will draw one fewer die next turn. you will not make this putt, you jackass. hit me with a conversion, please. hit me with a second conversion. get killed instantly.
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you could literally do that shit at animal kingdom. they just had to wait like 10 years, man. yeah, they had to wait a little bit. listen, the movie was stupid, but the 3d was fucking awesome. where the fuck am i? i liked the movie. i have never watched it since, but i liked it. the only good 3d movie ever was jackass 3d. i'll die on that. that was a good one. that was a good one. i don't think i ever saw i never saw it in 3d.
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now i'm the lantern bearer. whatever dude, i got one now. oh, that's bullshit. you should only be the ones that start in the beginning. did you die? probably because you didn't have a fucking lamp. i didn't know about the ramp, jackass. i couldn't see it because i didn't have any light. got it. bang bang into the room. i still think that's not a real song and it's... no, it's bang bang knock on my door. it's still just... that's jitterbug, yeah. yeah, that's wake me up before you go go by wham.
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i don't think it's frowned upon to do it, but personally i've never done it because it just feels like... it's like a... it's too brazen. to tell the whole airplane that you want something is just... i would die a little bit inside i think if i press the button. like that would be... that's my version of the television program known as jackass. you're like, this is the using a button for its intended purpose prank.
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630.00
hi i'm player and welcome to jackass! this is the landmine halfpipe. we're just gonna walk into basically all these dudes, body check as many of them as we can. we're just trying to avoid those things that pop out in the bottom, or in the middle that actually stop us. got a new record kill chain. get out of there! get out of there! we don't have much time! oh my god i'm gonna die.
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he hit it. it was a great save. yeah, we kept it in. ow! oh, he ran me. that jackass. oh god, just, just kill it. let it die. boxes in the van like a true man's van, that's true. oh lord. oh, they're just internet points. you got a fallout vault boy antenna piece, that's cool. it's not internet points, it's my genuine self esteem.
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4900.22
i guess i'm just gonna die a jackass alpaca edition. yeah, basically. well at least you basically beat olmec. olmec's gonna die down there too. yeah, that's true. he's pretty much he's gonna run out of food. i mean, what is he? old parts? old bits? he could like generate his own. he eats dead skin. taquitos, i think. alright, well here we go. i guess there's my death. yeah, here we go. it's a shitty way to lose. what's your score? is it zero?
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yeah, this thing's broken so i'm gonna give her like a human heart and then send her home and then she's gonna crash and die so what kind of organ should we give this lady you removed your tusks give her a second brain? no, give her a medulla oblongata. oh part of the brain you jackass yeah, but shut up fox. oh, how about an onga onga oboist? oh
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9407.18
pretty good right like i'm gonna be dead already cuz this fucker get poison me. oh boy i have been trapped. this is a problem. did you die? yes? i'm dead well fuck you next time all right. i'm in battle. i've been engaged in battle dude the building's different jackass it's a poison blow dart is just stick rock stick. oh fuck sir. i am being hunted oh
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4737.14
like look at this, does anyone know that streamer vod nl has where he was making fun of abaddon costello and talking about how they would die if you showed them jackass? so true. abaddon costello are washed compared to johnny knoxville and steve o. joel, joel, joel. hey nl, what's up with joel? somosas... i'm not reading that. they wrote... rear naked choke panda?
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