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i never even talked to green anymore, i miss that guy. he's still alive. i know. yeah, he's alive. well, i'm just saying it sounds a little hollow to say you miss him if you're not making the effort to actually talk to him. well, i'm kind of a jackass and i just don't talk to people. that's like our neighbor who was like, hey, thanks for not calling the cops for a noise complaint. i should get you guys a bottle of wine and then just never did. it actually, the idea of doing the gesture and then not doing it has made him even worse in my mind. now you've, you've,
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stop being a jackass. that's good, yeah. they can handle shit, yeah i mean you have to explain like i'm five. it's like, you can talk big concepts and stuff like that but you just gotta go slow. real slow. they'll see through bullshit really quickly i've noticed too. i don't think that's true at all. no it is, that is have you heard of the concept of an easter bunny? well okay, no you're right about that but that's not exactly what i mean.
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ah, you jackass. sometimes i wish red foreman was my dad. yeah? he put his boot up your ass, would you want that? well, no, but... i mean, it's not like he ever actually does that. he threatened me constantly though. i kinda like the idea of the threat, though. that's what gets me off. don't worry. nice. ah, i needed boost though. no boost. yeah, we're playing on pc. oh, sorry nick. the wrong time to look at chat. oh, man.
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oh out of the way don't worry i'm gonna block it on you oh what? he hit it. that was a great save. yeah, we kept it in. ow, oh he ran me. that jackass. oh god just kill him. let it die. box uses the van like a true man's van. it's true. oh lord. oh they're just internet points. you gotta follow that vault boy antenna piece that's cool.
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i got save points there, that's all i'm saying. i may have set up the shot as well, but i got the save points. that's all that matters, is the points. agh! would've been better not to hit that one. oh! i'm going back. get some boost. mo sento. more like monsanto, because he's a corporate jackass. nice! that guy totally loves gmos. that's right, nick. destroyed!
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i gave you a gun by accident. that's like some positively minnesotan level of cuisine right there. okay, make some sweet potatoes and then toast some marshmallows on top of it. i don't see a problem with that honestly. oh, all right! hey everybody, my name is jerry lundengar, welcome to jackass. this is the marshmallow sweet potato stunt. don't do it dude, don't do it. oh!
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he's like, you know, there are ways to deal with things and there are ways that you shouldn't deal with things and this is not one of them. and he was like the most calm, like, like respectable cop i've ever seen. like, man, that's, that dude is man. and the cab driver was just like being a jackass. i hate that we live in a world that the dude that was super reasonable, the cop, like he'd get shit on by most people. like he's not forceful enough. like he doesn't assert himself. but the reality is just being calm is like a huge asset that nobody cares about.
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you should make a sequel to sling blade and it can star you. okay. i feel like that's offensive. i didn't say he had to be billy bob thornton. billy bob thornton dies at the end of sling blade 1. hey, don't spoil it! i don't really like billy bob. really? no, he's a jackass. he's kind of a jackass, but then like, he's pretty good in fargo. fargo is a decent show. i haven't seen the second season yet, but maybe i will?
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i hope the canada revenue agency was listening to our conversation from earlier. we're all gonna get audited. yeah, we're all we're all fucked. even nick. i really don't want to get audited. actually nick, you're really gonna get screwed because you definitely didn't do your canadian taxes. yeah, you are. that's true. if you'd let me live there, i'd consider doing them. i'll let you live here. well, i mean you as a canadian populace. yeah, that's what i thought. just don't, just don't like be a jackass and we're all good.
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just don't look. oh, i was riding on fox's head. oh, i got her the last second. i should have won that. you don't get any points for riding on top of somebody's head. stop letting nick host. all right, you know, i don't have to host if you don't want me to. i'm happy for you to host for convenience's sake, to be honest with you. yeah, i don't really care. oh, i'd kick the shit out of you guys on this one. follow me, ryan, you jackass. what?
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dude, i still don't really get it. oh my god oh nick, what can you not get? go scare game if you hit the button next to somebody you kill them wipe out did you do you push me jackass? see nick is ruthless. so you won't let you know her. oh
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how does that not? the collision detection is whack. we getty whack. why is your chat so mad at me? i'm just playing the game and having fun. get back here you jackass. mmm, jackass. excuse me. hey! hi ya ya! hi ya! hi ya! hi ya! i've rode on top of your head for hours at a time! i just had it for half the match and then i got it at the end. how did you win? this game is broke. it's roku.
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uh... are you teleporting, you jackass? nope. he's swapping us? oh, whoa! that's not gonna make it. there is no world in which this actually happens. he's gonna hit ryan, if anything. i blew up that toolbox, that's what i was aiming for. why are you trying to kill me? ryan's the bad dude. how am i the bad dude at all? you got three guys?
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i'd like for you to watch. i'd like for you to watch as well, but not at the risk to your physical well being. you talk about some pretty nasty shit though. so all of these jackass guys, one of them farted into a tube and made the other one throw up. yeah. i could only watch four seasons after that. i watch most of it, regardless. and now i had my wisdom teeth out today. congrats, i hope that went well for you.
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so you're saying it's more for the people than for the birds? yeah, absolutely is more for the birds. that guy was actually my dad. he called me and he said, hey, jackass. bob smith is my new name. what? he was actually my dad. that's so good. it's josh's dad. your dad is back seating you and isaac now. he is. it's a new level. are you going to record the sit down conversation? it's horrifying. yeah, your dad.
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you will my downfall triple bogey okay we're tied how we just still beating them horribly there hey nick don't and it may nick don't you will not make this putt don't jackass nice i can't handle it the pressure is too great in the hips man
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when did we get so good? oh, fuck me. today. 169 from me. kitty wins! hey, just wanted to say hi mr. coblat steak. thanks man. i can go for steak. hat chase is okay. i like the tesseract thing in the center. where's the hat? oh, there it is. nope. i put the hat on the cat! hey, you jackass. hat on the cat! oh. i'm very confused. cat's already got a hat. give me that shit.
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come to me right here give me a parachute i'm right here this is not spelunky i picked up a bone i'm the bone collector oh you pushed me you jackass you gotta save me now there's a dead body hanging that's mine oh no that's not yours yeah oh yeah that one don't worry about it that's iron man hurry up save me
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you try it. i put a carcass in this hole before, and it's not here anymore. she trying to grow a body? yeah. wait, hey, get back in here. in order to grow a male body, you need male seed. where's fox? right here. fox, i left you a can of coke on the ground outside of our compound. i don't... there's a lot of ground, you jackass. it's like very, very close by. you're lying. you're just gonna board me up. what are you talking about?
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what am i gonna do? go up and shake their hand? i like your stuff. thanks, man. oh, i told kendrick lamar i like to pimp a butterfly. i bet it's the first time he's ever heard that one. hey, maybe you don't get it. that's okay. most people get it though. hey, most people get it. good luck on the jump here, by the way. thanks, guys. nailed it. jackass! you tried to sign that out? yeah, i nailed you. what about adam sandler?
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