Quotes about “it's golden”
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it's a golden chest jesus christ and the golden chest is a half red heart in it. j. this is not possible jesus christ, i don't know what that is. you did a little bit of a jesus when you said that this is great. is that like mr. garrison? it wasn't anything. it was just a silly sound yeah, i guess it does sound a little mr. garrison whatever happened at south park is that show still in existence and still like super going i think i
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we're starting to run wild from an economic standpoint. it's the slow burn. that'll work, yeah that'll do. i wonder if i can make like some more banks. oh you got bombs? of course i have bombs, when do i not have bombs? actually that is fair, nick loves the bombs. golden bombs older than the bible. he's all about these bombs. nah it's okay, this is all an economy game anyway.
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you know you really hit the big time when you can maintain 8k viewers staring at the title screen. i'm just waiting for this motherfucker to finish his run. why don't you just do something else with your time? because we need you to finish your run and then we'll get the josh, it's okay. just catch up, it's fine. don't worry josh, we'll be here for you. if we start a run as lillith, you might not be lillith. you might not have lillith. doesn't make any sense. congrats, titanium tigers for beating golden god on meepoi. there you go.
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is he coming from an anime convention or something? i don't know man, but i was like this is how i die. this man is going to kill me. did he carry a pizza box with him? dadpan94, up down all around, walking through your head town. master of lockpicking, what does that do? you can open golden chests without using a key. that's pretty dope. it's nice!
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reroll it you won't i will i'm just gonna wait till i beat the final boss. no demo. they're worthy. oh, there is oh, it's one of the incubus i like you want to fly he's a cool dude. yeah, i'll take this a golden fly is a cool dude. oh shit yeah, like if someone hits me then he's like dude i got your back i'm golden fly like thanks golden fly. oh
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what is this? golden horseshoe? they're gonna say golden horseshit. i thought you were gonna say clitoris. that's weird. yes, the golden clitoris. that's the plot of charlie and the chocolate factory. it's the driving action. alright, diamond tears, still good. worth, i'll confirm, worth getting rid of whore of babylon for diamond tears if you can find him. what is this freaking axiom verge thing?
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i'm more apt to take like even triple shot now just because i could have three of some cool stuff. i don't know break the tear cap with libra. yo, this is really good. i'm not fully con or not fully sure of what i've got going on, but it's awesome. reroll your run you scumbag. i will never reroll this run. it's a golden gift that's been given to me by breadman himself.
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oh, re rolled a wooden spoon. that hurts. could've had mom's key. wooden spoon's pretty good, man. it could've had mom's key though. yeah, well it's latch key, not mom's key. mom's key is great. latch key's okay. for some reason i can't remember what one mom's key is now. mom's key gives you like, much better chess. what does it look like? it looks like a big golden key oriented with the key at the top.
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golden berries are used to buy things. grab them. okay. all i want i have not been this bad at a video game in a while. you're not bad nick, it's just good. ohhhhhhh! no! it's very difficult. i'm so good. up, down, press jump to select an option. the witch says potions, jump, grow i don't need potions.
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which was a wild audience. was it all nine year olds drunk as hell? no, it was like there were a lot of like 30 year olds actually losing their shit. which was really surprising to me. like singing along to the classical music. people love frozen man, it's possible. and also like a lot of like 60 year old people who really hate computer animation and think that you know will never enter the golden age of animation again. i'm like you want me to guys heard of pixar?
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and then by the end they're just like screaming racial slurs at this person. well yeah, that's... it is the internet, so you know. it's the logical endpoint for any discussion. oh, this redheart damage. this redheart damage hurts me deep in my soul. thank you very much, sebastianas, for your subscription. oh god, i just went right in the mouth of madness on that. did you hit a spike? i went in for the golden chest and i hit all the spikes about three times trying to get the massive infamy out.
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alright, that's like. that's a great change. that's killing two birds with one stone golden chest pool is larger and also an item that never showed up shows up more frequently now i've even seen black liver and our plaque liver black lotus and raw liver several times so yeah, it's looking good am i guaranteed a battery in the hush shop. do you know probably not guaranteed right? uh i think it's just the same odds as any other shop so they really want to use a chaos card on mom's heart but i think it shouldn't
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okay, jack can comment to if they know get bff make bumble strong i can't just like make bff appear if it's not here, but i can try yeah, that's gonna be it holy shot golden heart does not give hp confirm. okay. thank you if only i could get a dad's key on this floor somehow yeah the mega satan one that's it's almost like the same principle is doing the lost you just kind of gotta do as many runs as is necessary yeah
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i was about to host the breaking news story, northernlion reveals his political affiliations. fried chicken. my political affiliation. yeah. i'm in the golden brown state. what is this madness? it's some death. oh my god. somebody really wants to escalate this. you completely eliminated me. do you have a problem? i'm real sad. that's the problem. i can't play anymore. you can, you just gotta wait a bit. there'll be another round.
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uh, well i mean there's like some spoilers but, you know, neo gets blinded and then, you know, there's like a lot of stuff that happens in zion. you know, like the machines are gonna like go to zion. neo's like an angel. you can like see things in a golden light around him. that the one where they go to the sweaty dance party for a long time? no, that's the second one. oh, okay. it's so sweaty there. it is, it's very sweaty. there's a lot of underlies.
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gillette the best a man can get oh you're talking about your time a clock. yeah, i said club the club yeah, like that one golden. i got on gold nine. yeah, it's the worst gun in the game. that's inevitable except for the laser watch i probably probably the best probable club user of all time i completely changed its positioning in the meta
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these things are friggin' rare, man. it's like a willy wonka golden ticket. where are you gonna go from there though? if you've already used all the comedy gold up in the second movie. are you kidding me? i am not tapped out by a long shot. i just gotta put end to paper. ooh, that was close. i mean, that was 2010, man. a lot of stuff has happened since then. yeah, that's true. a lot of world events.
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