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i'm really not gonna wanna stop playing isaac even when it comes out and i don't know how i'm gonna figure it out. she got like five days with afterbirth before... yeah. it's actually a little... isn't it? it's november 10th, i think, is fallout. is it? i thought it was like the 5th for some reason. still, no, the difference between five and ten days will make all the difference in isaac. how can i find the interview with edward snowden slash edward scissorhands they were talking about? my suggestion would be to... oh, i'm gonna die. youtube search edward snowden scissorhands.
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shrek's back, baby. i wouldn't mind another shrek movie. it was that horn you think. warhorn, faster and stronger for 10 seconds. you know that. alright maybe i will. i'll eat your cherries. that's alright. you were moving pretty fast. i'm a cherry man. oh i barely made it. challenge complete. watch out their heads burrow into the ground. oh no i walked on the spikes. it's just like uh, it's just like isaac.
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i'm worrying. here's your seed. ready? thank you. isaac run. r l four nine. r l stein. r l four stein. you like that one josh? yeah. g p f v.
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could a fifth grader be better than us at the binding of isaac reber? yeah, absolutely. yeah, definitely. could a fifth grader have a more popular minecraft let's play channel? yeah, probably man. i think it's highly likely. yeah, they just want people they can relate to. no, sixth graders. i can't relate to them. well, that's your problem. you gotta be younger. that's bullshit. why make me younger? if i make you younger, am i smarter than a fifth grader?
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was it you? you're like, uh, well congrats on your new computer, make sure to play like the most gpu intensive game. i'm like yeah, i'll probably actually like, i'll spectate some rocket league tomorrow for the esl tournament and then probably record a bunch of isaac. well i like to test out my gpu, i think that's fun to do. i don't even know what i would ask, really. you know, have you ever done furmark?
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isaac run isaac run m1 b 0 m. okay, mmm one bomb it's like i even know that even the seed wants us to play keep talking and nobody explodes 9 mga, okay wouldn't it be great if we got mr.. mega on this one bomb nine mega? i'm just saying you need to start with all that bombs sad bombs and also be great
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cheating thought maybe 1200 or something like that that is because i'm in nearly 900 what's the thousand threshold does it matter if it's 12 or 15 really you out of this 300 hours dog guys so that's 10 that's like a day of isaac not i mean obviously i know that you play it for work and also for pleasure but and that's a day of isaac every week for a whole year
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cuz we're isaac. yeah, well we played enough isaac that we get the d6 on his runs, yeah? that's true. took me forever to unlock it, man. it's a tough one, but we made it. i actually don't remember it. how do you unlock the d6? you like beat the game with blue baby, okay. alright. thank you very much kazeo for the ten months in a row, welcome back!
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that's like maybe worse. there's your new pc doing that? yeah, so we continue the saga oh that's real good we rma'd our gpu and then we installed it and it worked fine on monday's stream and we're like the problem solved and then i try to record some isaac like 10 minutes after the stream ends and it's like no same problem
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then we're like okay well at least i can work like this and then i'd try to record isaac yesterday like 20 minutes into my first run the computer just blue screens come on so now wow unrelated to the gpu could be a driver issue could be a could be an issue with the bios as many people are telling me now could be motherboard compatibility. i don't know i
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isaac, er, nl is not the absurd guy anymore. pardon me, i took tiny planet before i had death's touch, because i'm not a little bee with a little pee. i got no problems with the absurdity here. i know, people always freak out when i take tiny planet, i'm like, guys, it's not bad. you can hit like three things at once in a room, all around the room. nothing wrong with tp. oh, oh, oh, open it.
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well it depends. like, for fun i'd rather be dark judas. cricket's head, but i already have the magic mushroom, but it's still a... ...point three damage upgrade. and bigger, fatter tears. bloody lost. that's pretty good. oh man, i can't wait for like a double caged room. yeah, i just killed isaac. you've passed me officially now, which is literally yes! this run... i snowballed real hard. i don't have any keys though, so... thank you figaroas for three months in a row!
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downwell and some down well down the final section. we're gonna be playing some cannonball cannonball let's uh, let's send rebirth off on a right note nick. let's do an isaac run and you can provide the seed yeah, i think it's the only proper way to do this that's how you got us unless you want to play the lost before it gets changed this is how we're gonna send it off. it's a good joke, but no we don't want to do that for e ya
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don't forget that dick hammer, but dick hammers name doesn't have an s in it. so that's the dh yeah, cba cbs and dh. that's okay it sort of works and cbs and bbs are kind of like conjoined so they're the same really i agree yeah, i could have like a c in parentheses bs right then that covers for one deal. she's like isaac trading cards isaac streaming trading cards now would be pretty sweet. oh
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oh good, isaac's fork on the lost. this is a... what a day to be alive. nlss without green man and with nick. yeah. i know, it's the first time it's happened in like the entire month of october. we're getting back to normalcy. october's been very strange. as far as we can tell, green man's just dead. completely dead. yes, i hope so. dead and buried.
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not pate, it was teal. yeah, the beginning was reasonably light, so i think that's true. it wasn't necessarily super comedic, but it was light. nick, i got godhead. oh, congrats! maybe you'll get real platinum god before the patch comes out. i don't think it's gg, but it's like... it's very helpful. i'm fighting isaac right now, so... oh, it's good. only reason i got godhead is because i didn't have, um... uh, deal with the devil precedent, actually, so for the rare opportunity, this was actually a good thing.
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oh shit, this is gonna be like your very last rebirth run and you get godhead on it. that's pretty good. yeah, that's very surprising. if my very last rebirth run is a lost victory, i will consider that a success. i mean, it is by definition a success. that's true. there is an isaac's room here as well, so if we get like a black market stopwatch, there we go.
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i like it even though i don't have the frame of reference for it. i like it. what was also great about the splatter episode that you did of isaac was when you realized you did the voice and he said, i'm sorry, and then you're like, i don't know what that is. yeah, like oh wait, it's the talking nut from dark souls. it was ingrained in my head that like, i'm sorry. it's like an old friend come back again. what is this reference from?
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what happened to him is he still around yeah, i think it's still leaves still trucking along. you know good for him yeah, i agree. oh, i died. i was doing so well dang catacombs must be nice man must be nice. it's okay and his ghosts here everywhere. yeah, it's pretty like spooky yeah, how are you spooky my halloween plans are to play a lot of the mining of isaac? why is that? because i don't have anything better to do
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i don't know if i said this right, but thank you to street panther. we've been off on this tourist stuff for a while. i'm kind of like going on to another world. and thank you to sir isaac 1982 for your subscription. lin's also in my chat and she's saying you're throwing shader to culture right now. i'm not throwing shader to culture at all! i just i don't like st. patrick's day. i'm kidding. i'm kidding. it's okay. aw, it better be. calm down. i uh... i just don't like st. patrick's day. ayy! the green eyed man. thank you very much for the subscription.
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yeah, i mean when we die we'll all be in the same place for sure. yep, but that's not what i was talking about then all right, let's get another challenge going i would love some lunch day videos. yeah there's bread time lunch and dinner and isaac what time do you think an l? well the game comes out of 10 first video should be done by 11 second video done by noon and maybe streaming by 1230 one two somewhere in there. it's a banker. oh
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when is your blood bowl 2 match going up whenever as force put his side up yet? if force has put his side up i can put my side up tomorrow. you beat stripping? nah he kicked my ass he's pretty good. he's played some some blood bowl back in his day i keep watching your isaac videos and then when they ended auto plays to the one where you're fighting stripping and i've never watched more than the first five minutes so i've never seen what happens good timing. yeah that hurts don't like not being able to
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you know what game also doesn't have a lobby? probably. what's that? binding of isaac after birth. we'll have to ask luke about it. hey luke, what's up with the no lobby in afterbirth, man? no lobby support. we need a lobby lobbyist. i agree. lobby lobby lobby. there we go. random. random. no, i don't want a bank! makes you just become bob ross, he would earn so much money. i wish i could paint like him, he's pretty good. bob ross doesn't do what bob ross does for bob ross.
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this land is taking its toll on me. i was thinking that too. yeah, i think our minds kind of run in some similar circles on occasion. yeah. because i've predicted a few songs that you jump into in your isaac episodes pretty commonly. i think that makes sense. firewall falling! jesus, you took out the bomb too? yeah, that was... i don't want to say an accident because i mean i wanted to. happy accident. yeah, exactly. happy accident when i pee in your britches instead of mine. mmm, doesn't really make that much sense, but okay.
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so like, two krampus' heads. when you get balls of steel and now it's like, balls of steel. yeah! there's a voice effect now. that's cool. i wish that was you. maybe there could be a voice pack eventually. that's what people have been talking about. you know what they want me to do with, uh, hey, any extra revenue stream? why not? speaking of which, buy my shirts! i just want josh. no, sorry. you can have me. can you do the voice acting for isaac, josh? yeah, i'll do an acting.
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i should really say something on twitter what about getting josh to do the voice acting for isaac because i agree and i will. they don't have to talk to you about that. tyrone. who's that? he's like the... i'm just fucking with you, i know who he is. okay. ah they roasted and toasted me. enemies appeared and then they... oh there they go. okay. do you still get heart containers for murdering or can you kill
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oh i can kick it around like a hockey puck. oh wait, are you talking about uh, you got little gertie, that item is awesome. it's like a cute little marshmallow. that eye is cute as a button man. i wanna play isaac hockey with it. these red ghosts are shitty. yeah they're pretty nasty. i've got no eyes but i must shoot. like my head is just a ball. yeah, you can play that game. i got the all stats up and shuffle thing. probably not too good. that's experimental treatment. could be worse. if they made that any better.
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oh fuck, where is this last enemy? i love that was your first impression of that boss fight, like that's just the way that works. just like yeah, well you know, you just assume right? yeah. alright. i guess the doors form a big circle and i was like they probably try to trap you in and then if you go into one of those doors you like go to hell or something and you lose the game. i'm gonna lose so you guys are gonna have to go on that run without me. it's okay, we have been. we probably should have started with just like an isaac run, you know?
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well, i mean, i got close and then the fucking, the doors are the biggest bullshit how they open. yeah, the doors are too nasty. a thousand people will just start pouring out of them. fucking lollapalooza over here. i mean, i can start over. i don't care about this run that much. yeah, this run doesn't matter. we could always just start a, uh, an isaac run or something. no. what is emergency contact? uh, it sends down, like, those wallmasters, but they help you. oh, cool. it's pretty good. it's kind of like a high priestess.
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i don't know, like cat whiskers and pumpkin carvings. those are pretty hot. did you carve any pumpkins? i didn't, i thought about it though. i saw some cool isaac heads and stuff on twitter. made me kind of want to do it a little bit. how about you, did you do any halloween ing? i did, i mean, i did, i dressed up, and then i got drunk, and then i passed out some candy.
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you can't just like fucking lean into the wall and hope that they go away anymore. does it really help the road? pretty stoked to have double isaac's heart right now. what is double isaac heart? basically just the worst thing you could ever ask for in your life. well, what's a single isaac heart? you know, it's it makes it so you're invincible, but you carry a vulnerable kind of hitbox around with you at all times. you're in. that trail mind. you're invincible. you're invincible. you're invincible.
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well i fucking won the world's worst run of all time so... congrats! it was an awful run. i have like five isaac's hearts, a third level meat boy, it's just a fucking... five isaac's hearts. did you do the duplopia thing on the isaac's heart? i wish i had man! diplopia, dop doplipia, whatever. i did the question mark rune and then diplopia. damn!
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i don't have the lost unlock. oh yeah. i'd still beat your ass if i had. would you? yeah. it's like an un re gave. give me your save. i'm not gonna give you my save, just download it on the internet. why? i didn't want your save. go to torrance.ru and then... i'm gonna go to torrance.nl. netherlands, man. that's pretty good. they don't have internet there. oh good. the lost isaac's heart. that seems like a good choice. tell you what, i'll probably just restart that one right away.
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wait, what's wrong with the isaac's heart? uh oh! we just talked about this! yeah, but i don't listen to you, so that's the thing that you gotta do. i'm aware, why do you even ask then? because i want you to be mad at me. oh, here we go. curse of the lab, brynn. one of these days i'll figure out how to speak. curse of the lab rat. curse of the lab. use nail, it gives spirit hearts. really? yeah, man. that item has been in the game since 2011. is that the goodyear?
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you did it really subtly i don't think anyone noticed there was like a half one i recall yeah, it was a half do i do without even knowing anymore? i just call a rag man the mummy no the mummy is in 1998 movie starring brendan fraser ragman is a boss in the binding of isaac. it's also a style of piano music. that's ragtime by scott joplin janice's older brother janice joplin's older brother yeah
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hey, what isaac afterbirth episode are you on? 13 or something. yeah, it's been out for three days. that just uploaded his 13. yeah. who do you think is gonna be better? well, if he could actually do better on the dailies for once, we'd see. but, uh... what? ah, you scot! hell, i have my paternity test tomorrow. how tall am i? whoa! that was a great shot. thanks.
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169 from uncle's pooch, thank you! he's a little help on super good and was able to donate 17 coins in one run. he's an isaac and i've never been able to donate more than five. maybe they're... the characters are listed in specific orders of like what their range is to donate. i don't know. you don't think it's just random? because i totally got like a good 15 or 20 in with isaac yesterday. hmm.
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then there was one more subscriber that i have lost to the ether and will get after this wave. i appreciate it and also agro midget thank you thank you guys really awesome german isaac streamer. oh, really? i appreciate the raid
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see that on youtube sometimes like oh, i'll look up buying of isaac content it'll be someone i've never heard of and i'm like well that's cool, and then i'm like i don't speak this language. it's still a lot of germans watch the american versions of the stream though like of isaac because they understand english now. i'm just ignorant american i don't speak bilingual so but i go in there he speaks english whenever i talk and stuff in there and oh really it's nice
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child leash. child leash? yeah, if it's shrinket. i don't know what it does. hmm. no clue. it'd be sweet if it kept your familiars at a certain range. all the luck. hmm. it might do that. it would be cool if it banished isaac's heart from the entire video game. what is it? someone... i was shit talking lilith and then somebody was like, why do you hate lilith? like, she's not that bad. and then someone replied in my defense but like completely
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against what everything i believe and said it's like having isaac's heart with none of the advantages. i was like oh man why i agree with you but not because of that reason because that's ridiculous a lot of advantages
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moving on that was a victory that was actually really impressive. i ain't shit on that run i blame it on the first floor first of the unknown i was like how am i supposed to know how much hp? i have well it helps how much hp you start with as even what am i some kind of poor battle kind of maestro of isaac or something all right? i see the blank card. i see it guys don't worry wait. did i not? i
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i thought i finished greed mode with isaac, apparently not. so i think this tier, like the diamond tiers, also heals you every single room when it ends. or maybe it only heals you when you go inside of an angel room or something? there's some weird stuff going on, i guess is what i'm trying to say. i'm near death, and then i almost die, and then i come back and i'm not dead anymore. i'm at full hp. i have no clue.
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it's like when your dad makes a joke about twerking or something. you're like, alright. just last night i was saying i was gonna get it tattooed somewhere on my shoulder. and today i'm absolutely thinking i should continue with that idea. absolutely, what could possibly go wrong? i have to get a tattoo because i reached a crazy goal so i'm gonna be getting an isaac tattoo soon. you should get it on the head of your dick. yeah. i was gonna get famine riding up my shaft and pie dying my forehead tip.
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oh, my program just stopped working and it crashed. oh, that's the worst! your stream program or like isaac itself? isaac. wow. i have had that happen once, but... i went in the grief chest and it broke. oh no. and i can't continue. no! hopefully that's not three hours of progress just down the drain. if i lost my freaking coins from that, i'm rioting! tyrant, you're gonna get an earful, man.
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we get that bloodwrights, isaac's heart combo. that would be pretty sweet actually. i don't think i've seen... ...bloodwrights in this challenge even actually. on the coup it is... michael a.l. fox with the 12 months in a row. thanks very much. boom. whole year. he's mad because i stopped responding to his gchat messages because jack got mad at me for gchatting with him on stream. $10 from anonymous!
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and then he shows you his balls, for real. then he shows you his balls. again, just for good measure. just cause he can. well to prove they're the same ones from the picture. he also has a coat tattoo on his balls that begin the process all over again. yeah, that's for isaac too. he's got a seed. and it's his seed. it's a new season. you have to carry his next child. season 2. thanks for playing the demo of the binding of isaac reimer.
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i would pick up that g6 but i need money. drink your ovaltine. now i'm imagining the arg is that edmund has to impregnate you and then the child will somehow carry on the legacy. yeah, then you have to make the next isaac. i just fought krampus as a boss in shield. that is weird. i killed you once, krampus. go away. don't really know what's happening on the run that i'm rocking right now. i got soymilk techpoint x.
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okay. i can tap shot and make a zillion little tiny circles. this is neat. you got the dunce? i have the dunce or the tumor, i'm not sure. oh yeah? and i've got isaac's heart so i can just play this demon judgment here forever i guess. until he pays out at least. all hail the ads, lord capitalism. what? i'm just gonna die from my poop on the first floor. what the heck?
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you have the multi dimensional baby now? i don't know what that was, but it's great. yeah, that's what it is. multi dimensional baby. hello kate. alright, you were right. how's it going? sorry for the seizures everybody! we've reached platinum, or plad. platinum works too. platinum. works for isaac and the spaceballs. i need a battery charge. thanks for the five dollars, t vaga! thank you man. yeah, one of my viewers
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good god. i could do like a regular isaac greed or do you just want to do hard mode? just i would love to do isaac greed okay, if we're doing that mode we're doing green mode. that's real good yeah, tell me unlock a bunch of stuff. so i appreciate that i'm ready. okay incoming all right seed cobalt. do you want to participate or you go and do your own thing? oh
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just keep it open for like five days. buy another computer and stream isaac while you're streaming isaac. and another internet connection. and another internet connection. just re outfit your whole domestic area with fiber. thanks a lot, tyrone. oh my god, heading to shop. did you have chaos though, is the question. gotta take the pajamas, they're so cozy. are they any good? yeah, they're super cozy.
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i love those balls of steel energy drink i've seen a picture of edmunds balls we could try to get balls to sponsor our shit and i love balls that would work so well balls of steel official drink of isaac players when you need to stay up for 24 hours maxwell house they're pretty... they're stingy with their sponsorships man oh you don't represent our brand consists largely of over 50 professionals fuck off
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something would be kind of fun to do like an isaac trivia series where you just you load up a video that's like three quarters through a run and you're like this is me and you shoot for and then you ask people to identify every item and first to guess it wins something. yeah, it's like the chess puzzles. yeah, what? people read the newspaper ever i don't know
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yeah, start shooting and then hit a different direction real quick after your first direction real fast. oh all my tears follow the... all right. yeah it's really weird. i don't know. no. you can use it a little bit. like the knife is kind of crazy. you know what? that's actually pretty cool. i think it's pretty good for the best part. bend around corners really well like this. for all those times in isaac you need to bend your shots around corners. yeah, it's like wanted.
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hmm. this is strange that look like uh basically you shoot lasers out of your face, but you don't control what direction they go in oh yeah, that's really really bad all right never stop rolling here. we go and then anti grab which does nothing okay? let's be for again this time. we got some magic mush action. oh isaac's heart, okay, so we'll be for that
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alright, what can i say? maybe we could do like hard mode, we did three hours of green mode yesterday. well, i mean i want to unlock things, but let's try something then that i can still do about isaac on hard mode. there's a thing. isaac? you have stuff to do, isaac on hard mode? i haven't done hush yet. that's fair. i mean, i don't want to unlock anything, so this is perfect by me. provide me with a seed at your endeavor, at your leisure. kets, k e t s, for show.
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i will never admit to it, under oath or not. that's the one direction that they didn't really go in in isaac is the weed humor. and i think the game is better as a result. there's no like, you know, julia child jokes or anything like that. i'm just talking about the general sentiment of like pop culture humor elements. i feel like weed humor comes up pretty regularly in media. yeah, i mean it's not unheard of i guess.
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yeah, but what if you get pyro, man? what if you got isaac's heart and pyro and blood rights? you're right about pyro. if i had pyro, i'd be happy with it because i'd be healing. two pretty flies, that's nice. bet i could only use one. really? i already had two, so... oh, i see, yeah. that makes sense. i have zero pretty flies. what an interesting divergent. very different run. interesting divergence on our seed today.
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maybe we just shift it all back a little bit and play more bomber knots or i was thinking why don't we just do one more isaac hard mode run okay, if we can knock that out in time. all right. what do you wanna do? yeah, just give me a seat for hard mode we don't have to do isaac we can do eden or something. it's up to you. yeah eden. that's good hard mode seed coming g2 sh okay pdc seven
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alright, i need to use a bomb, heal myself a little. wait, that didn't... i thought i had pyro oh, i re rolled my pyro! shit. thank you for these donations, i am seeing them and i will read them out as soon as possible. oh, the dodging is happening. oh no, it's isaac's heart! d4's worst enemy! oh god! don't be mad at the bloops, it's just viral marketing for call of duty bloops 3 comes out today. duty freezes the ground? i didn't know it did a friction effect. pardon me?
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they'll be okay. i don't know they might be using those new $50,000 sennheiser headphones. oh, yeah. well not anymore. those are broken now. oh i unlocked isaac's head. yeah, me too. i forgot they added hats to this. that's nice. he's looking his mother lived alone in a small house on a hill now for some reason we have his head and my axe
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how do we put on my isaac head? where's the malpigeon emote? actually yeah i could do a malpigeon emote. it'd be too easy. systemized controls. well this one's tripping me up. oh. you can wall jump up the sand by the way. you can set your royal titles. that's pretty cool. yeah that's you know.
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i guess i'm not. i should probably look at the article again. thanks very much rainy bat for the three months in a row. it's raining bats. you're my second favorite bat after fat bat who is the isaac enemy. i'm gonna put gold bat or zoo bat, man. they're okay. i like fat bat the most though. why are you talking about pokemon like non stop today, fox? aw, just like it. you've roasted your ass.
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fox tell and now to make a damn afterbirth playlist on youtube. i made one actually it's the number one number two playlist on my channel right now. there you go my whole freaking recommended page is just like a hundred thousand of your isaac videos now working as intended. yeah you should like have more thumbnails though brand consistency as i say a mcdonald's should have more logos, man oh
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we're gonna play afterbirth and then we're gonna play... duck game. duck game, and then after that we're gonna play rocket league with mutators. and big ball and boost and square ball, whatever they got in there. what kind of afterbirth run would you like to do today? i've been doing afterbirth because i've been trying to get all the hard mode things. i'm not really too good, but i did most of it. like isaac, i'm mostly okay. maggie.
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when you poop, well you could like shoot it to try to get a penny, but now it also pushes enemies away slightly so it's like the poop and butter being rolled into one. oh, red jack attack up down all around. welcome to jsmithtown, thank you for watching the subscription! nl, watching you made my girlfriend buy isaac, now she's better than me. frowny face. yo dawg, what's the frowny face for?
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you threatened that your girlfriend's a better isaac player than you? she's probably a better isaac player than i am. aw, i died! i got poofed on. aw, sorry, gosh. i just gotta restart. do i restart on that same seed? i mean, you can... no, i didn't. you should probably not do that seed if you want to unlock stuff, but... okay. oh yeah, that's right. consistency's sake, nick and i can stick this one out, i think. alright, new seed. m0cql1aj. superpride, hook me up, man.
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it's even, well i did it, but it looks impossible to do on half a heart. i died too. i've died three times now. on the same seed? i have also died once, but uh... yeah, same seed. same seed. i'm sorry i got that seed for you guys. hey, it's not that bad! you know, the nine lives pickup means that death is not the end. oh! i thought you guys died like me. no. i've actually never lost an isaac run. ever? despite the fact that on this account right now i have a minus 21 streak. hmm.
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josh and ryabs dave and scrubs hey, you know you get it scrub you have a series of pcs set up daily challenges everywhere. you know what happened to me? i'm i one of like my isaac runs. okay, i'm playing binding by lost but this particular time
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god i hate this fucking run. i'm sorry you should be earlier. i was like you know what whatever we'll get through it. i got the yarra rune for the chest. i'm such a dingus opened up all the fucking chest items they're all fucking trash man, but it's your favorite game the binding of isaac right so like it can't be as bad as that at least you're playing your favorite game iron bar
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this is a pretty good run. i'm enjoying it. i thought you didn't like it. no, it's the worst ever. how's your run, nick? my new run had an isaac's heart in it, so i think that answers that question. i'm fighting megasaden with no damage, so... seraphim, sworn friend. yeah, i got that on this run, actually. it's not really that helpful. i mean, it can be in the right circumstances, but it's not enough on this one. kind of wish we could just delete isaac's heart from the video game.
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what's wrong with isaac's heart? it's really bad. it's real bad. what's wrong with it? it basically makes it so you don't get hit anymore, but you carry like... well, here's the way i would equate it to real life. imagine if your testicles were like located on your elbow and then try not to hurt yourself on like a daily basis.
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mm hmm you're gonna bump it into these around my fucking testicles you know like that's basically isaac's heart does is like the most vulnerable part of your body isn't it basically takes your testicles and makes them follow behind you like a second slower than you actually move that's no good yeah, man, because you want your testicles there with you on your side as close to your body as possible probably your grundle well, i mean they should be together. yeah true love oh
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my hopes are always up. no, no, i'm dead. oh, now you're dead? that run's over. fuck that, man. and i just quit to the next game? i would love to! alright. jeez. i thought there was gonna be a but after that statement, there just wasn't. no, yeah, like i'm not starting a new run. that one is... i would love to... well, it's like, it's time to start a new run. we've never had a... it's been a long time since ryan was stumped by isaac for the whole hour.
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idiot that's even i'm still playing bonnie of isaac. yeah, that's true dang got me but it never happened to tower boy. yo movies take time in regan tvs everywhere i have no idea what happened on my screen like ryan brain to me and then i was like flying off to the right and all of a sudden like i blinked and like i was in the middle of the thing and then i got hammered
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he jumped into the water holding a rock! yes, toss toss tricks, i did that. touché. oh, stab you right in your dick. slice myself up. that song on youtube has 750 million views. that's as much as one isaac episode, so if they want to do a collab sometime, let me know. you know what song has like 8 billion views on youtube i didn't realize? it's that one from like furious 9.
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intro to math. oh, it was the line nl so the points end to l. it elucidates here. i don't know who that is. he doesn't even have rank. we all have ranks, elucidates just a luke. yeah, he doesn't need a rank. he's on the binding of isaac subreddit. he's ranked as platinum god. vote for a rematch you scumlords. is josh good at math? no, hell no. i'm the worst at math. math double loathed an intro to math. i bet nl is a square. i like that.
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2015 edition, i as always am your host northernlion, joined by my esteemed co host rock lee smile. hi everybody, hi, hi. as well as recurring wednesday guest cobaltstreak. yo, hello. we've got an action packed docket for you today. the binding of isaac afterbirth followed by duck game with some new custom levels that i'm excited to check out from ars truly. is that the proper use of ars truly? yeah, whatever, sure. yours truly is yourself, right? ars truly is like someone we know.
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and he had like super huge arms and you had to fight like a nyxia to get to him from wow wow wow it was it was interesting. that's pretty wild i'm gonna go with just a regular old isaac hard mode run just to see if i can get to either megastating or hush on this sure so 74 rg cteb 74 rg cteb yeah
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mr.. isaac isaac man all right first room gb bug i am prepared for this. i got you to poop in my first room. oh, oh i said then oh i was that world's i reroll that and i got the d 100 i got a crowd
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i feel like lilith is still pretty good in greed mode, but in regular mode i've had some good runs, but i'm still like man i wish she wasn't so good in greed mode that she had to be nerfed in regular mode as well because i don't think she's that good still but i might be still in the minority there. i don't know. i like her but i don't have problems with using like a baby chasing me to as main tiers like it's i feel like it's like isaac's heart mixed with like
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they gave you judas a book of belial and like a sweet ass chocolate milk and my idea was you don't get shit you're like got three hearts your isaac. that's it like now you have to go through and if you miss you take you, you know, you get hit now to be out maybe that could be in like the next expansion as like cobalt streak because this is oh, yeah, we don't know who own audience probably some other streamer we've never heard of unfortunately
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i've never seen that either and it just went bloop on my little head and i blocked a tear from hitting me. that was amazing. well that's exciting. see there are still new things to find out in isaac sometimes. yeah when it blocks tears like infamy. oh. even a week after launch we can still learn new things. luke says it happens really rarely. rarely huh? maybe it's tied to luchstad or something. could be, they like to do that every now and then these days i feel like.
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i've yeah, i've kind of like just accepted. it's gonna happen yeah, that's what i have done with back seating on anything, but isaac i'm like if it's nothing new if it's like a strategy game i just want to get good get up to the current curve like bring it on bring the tips on yeah the game i was like an hour in i think somebody spoiled like the most major plot point in the game for me and did they made a name on twitch to to yep, wow what a jerk yeah
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gosh, i don't even know if they don't have those items unlocked yet. it's all good. i'm not a spoiler guy i didn't say what it did exactly just makes the black hearts yeah, i was like thinking about last week and i was like oh man i bet i spoiled a lot of crap on accident just talking isaac with them. it's all good life goes on fine. we'll all see these all of it eventually that's probably true. i really like like some spirit hearts. i'm one hp. i
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now i shoot lasers from every orifice. i love that just keep rolling just to stack transformations like i'm an angel steven babyface like craziness, i love when you get the angel angel transformation you get the blank face. it's creepy. oh well, that freaking tumor shows up though and ruins your fun. yeah, do i try to fight isaac like this? oh, it seems a little spooky. are you spooked over there? i'm a little spooked. i don't have any hp man. no balls. oh
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get him in five don't or something. it's really weird. like i'm like what's going on with these secret rooms here? and then like the ending video to greed mode shows like isaac getting boarded up behind like a wall and then you open it up and he's like a shop beggar looks like yeah, yeah, yeah, and he smiles or whatever i'm like, okay, that's like a secret room reference. like what's i
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well he's finally here and about time too. newest member of the kongdong crew. i laughed because someone in chat said kongdong is the best isaac seed. when he has to shit off the tower on the city. 8%. oof. mmm. rekt. dragging his boner across skyscraper windows. 28%.
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hi, i'm cobalt shriek. i have a twitter and youtube that have the exact same name, go figure. and we've been working on some fallout 4, just like everybody else. and tons of afterbirth and isaac. we're doing eden streets, waiting for the hidden secret that we'll never probably ever figure out. and yeah, i stream from 5 to 11 p.m. central every single day of the week. sometimes longer. you can find me here wednesdays, an hour early at 4 p.m. for the northernlions super show. thanks for having me. all right. rob.
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that's just negative 17,000 years old. yeah, so you can go check out any of the people streaming after this. i am going to host my wife, but feel free to do whatever you feel is right. and for now, thanks for joining me everybody. and we'll see you next time. later, everybody. all right. we are muted on my stream. sweet. i'm just not going to mute because isaac, but yeah, that was hilarious.
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and i get the car battery, which i've gotta take. this evil eye item is cool. like, spawns like a little floating eye that goes in the direction of your tears that you shoot, but it shoots its own path of tears? huh. it's weird. more tears the better. that's my philosophy. onan's was easy, actually, but... yeah, i wanted you to start off with isaac, not chocolate milk and regular tears, so you're welcome to edmund for giving you chocolate milk. if you find piercing, you automatically lose the challenge, though, so... gg.
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not selling at your community, i think. oh yeah, yeah, yeah. i'm sorry, i have such a sore attention span. nah, that's cool. i get distracted too. i forget what i'm talking about five minutes ago. like, what were we talking about? your comments, you know what? i don't even remember. you're also playing isaac at the same time, which requires a little concentration, so i don't blame you at all. yeah. absolute sellout. absolutely. i sell out for video games all the time, guys. video games are my life, man. i know more about video games than anything else. i don't care about other information.
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i, uh, at the grocery store i accidentally picked up light herb and garlic cream cheese. yeah. and then when i was about to, like, leave the dairy aisle, i was like, hold up. don't be trying to punk me like this. i want that full fat herb and garlic cream cheese. i'm okay with it. and then i got it. you know what's ridiculous? i hear you say i picked up and i immediately think the next words out of your mouth are gonna be an isaac item. like, i've heard you say those words so many times. that's fair, yeah. that's silly. ooh, quarter. i understand where you're coming from there.
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shulk is a little turtle in this. you know in isaac, there's that shulk is what i've called it i think. what turtle? what is this turtle? it has a shell? yeah, it has a shell. it's in the womb a lot of the time. i think of that as a shulk. it has a shell. or at the very least it sounds like a pokemon. oh yeah, i forgot about ike and lucina. this is it what lucina pouring from lucina.
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it's funny looking at sort of the retrospective of the situation because i remember when i first found out loss was even a thing at all i was like well, i'll never do that. that sounds like a nightmare. i'm not interested in ever participating in that eventually like well, it's still there. i still haven't done it so i guess i just have to do it now and you know, i feel like i got a lot better at the game for having put myself through it it was a bit of an ordeal though. i don't know sometimes i love the isaac community but sometimes i do find it a little bit like
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bad game design about isaac or specifically about the guardian challenge is like if you're fighting red mom you just lose yeah, there's nothing you can do unless maybe i'm missing it and you know you could say oh you know get a chariot card on the third floor hold it until the end of the game i guess if you could facilitate that but unless you have any way to guarantee yourself invincibility that is fucked well, i took another approach, and i simply skipped the mom fight. i just had a passage rune, and i just used that there yeah
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thanks for sticking around, bud. starting on the next floor, i'm gonna pick up all the coins though, if i can. i'd rather not fight you for them, but... gotta do what we gotta do. walk up to isaac for the boss fight, chaos guard. goodbye. this is so good. bumbo, get a taste, man! oh my god, runebag proptosis number one box of spiders. yeah, man. it's pretty good. but it's not as good as bumbo! well, would number one actually drastically kill my damage, though?
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think about it, isaac, now. do the golden hearts count for any extra hp in any way? i believe when you get hit, you lose the heart container underneath it as well. like, you don't lose the container, but you lose what it was filled with. so it was just kind of transparently there. it wasn't actually anything. i think so. yeah. i just thought... cobalt made a comment the other day that made me question that, and then i wanted to look into it more. i could be mistaken. i haven't had the golden heart that many times. me neither. no. half a dozen or something like that, but...
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but then we've had like, i think we had like 10,000 the first time we played bomb game or something like that. and chat was really nice! i was like, this is this is better. how the hell do we figure out what we're allowed to play? uh, just nothing triple a, i think. yeah. yeah, but nothing too indie either, because then they get fucking furious at me! you have to find the goldilocks balance of video games, dude. it's on you. the binding of isaac. yeah, basically.
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no, i've killed you son. oh, i like that. don't worry about it how are you not dead don't worry about it? oh, that was pretty me? no, they're not second hand smoke you can tell it's second hand smoke by the way hey that isaac room was pretty neat right kids. you know what's not indeed mesothelioma? oh
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alright, we all ghost them. rocklysmile. hey everybody, i'm nick. you can find me over at youtube.com slash rocklysmile. there's gonna be isaac, there's gonna be fallout glitches and bugs and silly things. there's gonna be undertale every day. and you can find me here as well on twitch.tv slash rocklysmile. you can follow me on twitter at rocklysmile if you're interested in knowing when i go live for streams. there may be one late tonight. again, i was saying yesterday to do this, but i want to make duck game levels on stream, so maybe i'll do that tonight later. but i'm gonna take a break and get some food for now.
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