Quotes about “intellect”
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alright, i'm sherlock holmes fighting genghis khan wearing a robotic exoskeleton and you're really clumsy. so the basic thing about sherlock holmes, i'm sure you already surmised, is that he's really, really intelligent. like, he's got the intellect to pick out every little detail and he can dig and run through tunnels with super speed. now this is an element of sherlock holmes you're probably not familiar with, but he can use it to great advantage because, well, genghis khan is bound to the ground, obviously. that's one of his things.
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with his superior intellect. is that what have you not seen baby geniuses? babies start out as geniuses but they can only talk to other babies and then when they turn three they lose all their intelligence. they have to start again. is that true? it's a it's god's cruelest joke. how would they know? because they talk to the babies! the babies talk to themselves what in the fuck are you talking about? you guys have never seen
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i have no idea! you don't well what did you score in the canadian we don't have canadian sats man! you don't have a fake sat? fucking jesus, nl is destroying this? did you see my scores? exactly the same as him! what's your iq? i don't trust iqs. well tell i'm trying to modify your intellect. i don't know what my iq is! yes you do! you tell me! i don't know what my iq is, dan! yes you do! i have no idea! nick, what's his iq? i don't know either. he hasn't told me. i haven't asked him either.
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oh yeah! can you give us an italian impersonation showing off how highly you think of the italian intellect, right? hey, it's me! america vespucci, the discoverer of america! i'm walking here! i'm sailing here! alright, like, what are you doing now? that's the real question. dan, you get to go free. this time. why do you let me go free?
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high school graduation, oh shit spyro. i didn't realize we had valedictorian amongst us. yeah! what up? i mean i also gave a speech in 5th grade in front of the whole school, but not every like 1 in 4 people did it. 1 in 3 people. northern light intellect shaming again. what? what percentage of people always wear green on st. patrick's day?
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wait, where does the pink one go? they didn't even know a phantom glue does yet. nooo! intellect. fuckin' no, man! what are you talking about yesterday actually? what goes in the stink? then all the other streamers get in game skins and you guys don't? yep. i'm gonna be honest with you, that's because i don't answer my emails.
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isn't it like it's like i don't mean icon for for you know i just doesn't seem precious to me. yeah, sherlock's also awful right like same thing right? i'm not saying it's awful there are some times where you know i'm kind of like i get it. he's smart like do something all right, he's done so much it's been so much time jerking off over like sherlock's intellect. that's his character yeah
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honestly, this will close out the big brother competition if you want to win big brother the only thing you have to do is not get into a fight over food or alcohol beverages and you'll be fine you win the game. that's really what it comes out is that what went wrong in your second experience in the house? no, actually i ran into someone with the similar intellect of ryan letourneau. oh no, that's not worth trouble
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dude's just like, hey, show up, be, you know, your face. that's what you get though for being smart. his intellect does all the work for him. mmm, that's a good point. i hadn't considered that. right, isn't that the goal of all technology? it automates all the difficult shit and you can just sit back and enjoy it. yeah, but i'm looking at it from robert downey jr.'s perspective. he's like, oh, you can rotate the camera with the right analog stick in case you didn't know. yeah. that saves, i did not know that and it was making me very angry.
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just doing as much as he remembers. it's like a below average intellect from the year 3500 or something. basically, yeah. what if he's a time traveler? he doesn't know he was a time traveler. he's done it. alright, don't press the start button because i want to customize my shit. how do you do it? press escape? it's going to be a problem. oh, customize. okay, yeah.
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