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is he a big fan of john tavares? what's that? is he a big fan of john tavares? john tavares. who's john tavares? john tavares is probably one of the top ten centers in the national hockey league. he's the main litchpin of the new york islanders offense. torpington, thanks for the question. the only nhl player in san jose. david lynch. we just need to get that clear. i went to the canucks preseason game last week and they got scored on by brent burns. and i was like, god damn it, dan gheesling.
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you are welcome. did you see the rocket league stuff? yeah, man. i'm actually very excited for that. so they keep making... oh, geez. that's a bad decision. they keep making what i would describe as very good decisions. yes. hockey rocket league sounds like fun. i don't know the specifics if it's just gonna be like a puck instead of a ball or if there's gonna be less traction on the ice, but i'm interested. i saw an image. the image looked like the entire field was coated in ice. that is cool.
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yeah, the europeans have had a natural advantage in rocket league due to their knowledge of football and football tactics. now it's time for the canadians to take their turn. what are the americans getting that deal? nothing. when they do rocket league american football. uh huh. i don't know. i have all the time imagining you would be able to complete a pass too easily, but maybe i'm mistaken. well, there is the nice pass setting in the pre sensor. that is true! that must be for that.
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i'm excited for the rocket league stuff. i wanna play with you guys some ice hockey rocket league and some pinballs. oh yeah dude, that like comes out in a couple days doesn't it? well, the mutators come out but not all the modes come out. yeah, i'm very excited for hockey rocket league. hockey league. hockey league. is that what we're calling it now? i am. you don't have to. i'm just gonna call it hockey league. okay. grapple17, thank you very much for the subscription. as well. oh yeah, yeah. should've chariated.
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rip polyphemus lost run. hey it happens man. thank you agent aaron as well. much appreciated. this run is like doable. hockey rocket league is in december. that's fair because december is the most hockey of all the months. is it? yeah man. why? because that's like when the winter classic is and it's like it's cold. the winter classic is in january.
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dude, i pitched an idea to the rocket league devs. make all the cars look like cats and then change the ball into a ball of yarn. and just release it for like two bucks. not that you're not already doing pretty well for yourselves probably, but start rolling in the cash.
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rolling cats. collect the different cats by winning certain games. there could be different colors you could unlock. alright, hear me out. every game you pay $15 but you open three packs of cats and then you take turns going around the table and picking cats that work best for your deck. that sounds fun. a deck in rocket league? i'm making a joke about my latent magic the gathering online fiction.
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but, uh, thank you, dad squad, for life. thanks, dad. with a subscription. much appreciated. kitty league! we're getting carried, boys! you know what's awesome? is when you get a deal with the devil in green mode and it's, uh, two runes and they're both hagalas. that's why you leave those locked and only unlock jara and zethro. oh, can you do that? are those from challenges? oh yeah. oh my god, i never even considered that.
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we're gonna play afterbirth and then we're gonna play... duck game. duck game, and then after that we're gonna play rocket league with mutators. and big ball and boost and square ball, whatever they got in there. what kind of afterbirth run would you like to do today? i've been doing afterbirth because i've been trying to get all the hard mode things. i'm not really too good, but i did most of it. like isaac, i'm mostly okay. maggie.
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lone piece of poop that hangs out. yeah, it's like you you hate it and like sometimes there's like enemies in the room they're get like days to confuse like that movie a black poop yeah, but then like sometimes it's in like a room of its all by itself and it's just like that movie with rosie o'donnell and geena davis alone in poop dark alone in the dark as christian slater and tara reid. that's a different movie i was thinking of a league of their own christian slater from saved by the bell
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i have no qualms against that. and are there different limitations? like in one of them you can use barbed wire around your fist? oh, that'd be cool. you gotta know which one you're signing up for, because you want to end up in the wrong league. true. thank you also new spire for the $5 donation. nick, you're right. a few years ago google patented technology to target advertising based on recorded speech. it's not a stretch to say that microsoft is similar technology. that's what i thought.
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black and yellow, black and yellow. i don't think it's black and yellow. that song is like... that's a song though, you're not wrong. i hate it. see you again! that's right, it's got the soulful john mayer hook and then it's got the kanye west rap down in the middle as well. who is... who is queefer? related to queefer sutherland. you wanna... you wanna play some rocket league?
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missed it. i'm ready. and feo chan just resubscribed for eight months in a row as well. well to mac feo chan. cube ball's hard to maneuver, man. i can see it being fun once you get the hang of it, really. right now it's a new experience for us. the rocket league guys seem to really get into it. wow! they should do it as a game mode in like supersonic, acrobatic, ultrasonic battle parts. what the hell, man? i didn't set him up for that.
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yeah, we can't open this up to every film. it's like, ah, tim burton is in it. this is my life's work! tim burton made it. disney porno movies! this isn't even fucking disney! just get out of here with this bush league shit! take that over to vivid! we don't deal with amateur hour over here! i think that joke relies on us knowing, like, the names of multiple movie studios. i just made that one up. oh, you made up vivid? no, that's real. yeah, i got no idea. tinderella.
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unless these jokers can convince me to play rocket league, but we'll see. just for the last three hours. i want the last three hours of the show to be rocket league. i want the last three hours of your life to be rocket league. i'd be fine with that. that's a great request, honestly. as soon as you lose the game, you get a lethal injection. that seems really dark, man. when i'm 70, i want to be playing in a professional irl rocket league tournament.
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irl stands for international rocket league. correct! professional rocket league international rocket league tournament. yeah, irl irl tournament. the in real life one. nick, why don't you provide us with the seed and a character of your choice today. eden hard mode. eden hard mode. okay. 9t ej. okay. dav4. d a v. v is in victor.
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we're having some intermittent connection issues, i think. i'm in 720, or i'm in 1080 right now, so probably i'll restart the stream before rocket league to put us in 720. otherwise, you know, i saw the footage from the first part of when we played rocket league at 1080 and it's just like, it's horrible. dom pasquale, thank you very much for the subscription by the way. much appreciated. alright. i'm like the most bomb tastic man.
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no. alright. so we'll be back in like a minute. don't freak out, i'll have some ads going here, and we'll be right back. take me, daffy! whoo! ads? well, you can run some ads if you want, yeah. are you running ads? i am gonna run ads, but i'm also restarting the stream in a resolution that'll work. i'm running ads. do it! and then... we're playing rocket league? that's next. if nick ever finishes his 98 minute long run here... well, it's two runs that i did.
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they're actually leaders, i'm not fucking with you. i'm aware! they're not just like a gallon, we just call them two leaders. why don't you use leaders for everything? i live in pittsburgh, gen... ben gibbard? gen biggert? uh, why don't we use leaders for everything? i don't know, because gallons are cooler when you... why do we only use leaders sometimes? i don't know. i don't get it. how do we count to find out why? invite me to play rocket league. i'm ready. trying to walk up black is pretty okay. it's not the greatest.
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you know? oh yeah, that's the good stuff right there. okay. nikas invited me to play rocket league. big ups to the 6,100 people who are still with us after the stream went off the rails for 20 minutes. you think it was only 20 minutes? i know, it felt a little longer. i'll admit. i'll watch it back in the vod, we'll come up with a number.
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they should have a mutators variant where the mutator changes every 5 seconds. it's like rainbow worm. that'd be re donkulous. re donkulous. whatever happened to your gold rank, nl? i don't know. well, i've lost like 30 ranked matches in a row. so, we're like way down there now. is veteran above pro? yes. so you think you're better than me? i didn't say that. you think... who would win in one on one? in rocket league? yeah. no, in riot. then what are our weapons?
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rocket league. digital or on disk? cartridge actually. cartridge? i would put the cartridge in a fire and make you inhale the fumes and you'd die 30 years later. it's pretty... slow and insidious, very painful.
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i bet he says that when he goes out for wine tastings. and he's like, just for today, you can call me the grape one. and then people are like, oh! he's still got it! gretzky! wow. all right. you. all right. that was good. i didn't think that was about to happen. boop. rocket league in a cartridge. thornforge, adam sandler. who wins?
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that whole team missed! that whole team. alright. the butthole team. i just, i avoided it. i actively avoided the ball that time. i lined up for the shot and i said no. not today. you just get the goal right now if you want. today is not today. dammit. dammit the frog here. we're the greatest rocket league team of all time. that's true. they didn't get a single point. i got ten points. come back in silver one boys! ten lock bread.
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if there's a plebiscite people would rather see duck game in secret ponchos. i would be in for that dude i'm in the blue. i'm in the duck game now actually i feel like duck game nick we're gonna play more than two games of rocket league okay, okay? yeah, nick. why do you why do you hate rocket league so much now? i don't hate it. that's not what i'm hearing i hate not having a square ball alright. that's just no i'm kidding actually things were like you know i
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people like rocket league is already absurd and fun and some of the mutators actually like limit the fun from my perspective it's like the idea of like mixing ice cream on pizza if you're like two years old you're like hey ice cream pizza delicious but then you're actually like oh, it's fucking kidding me you don't like ice cream and pizza not at the same time but after you know at the same time was obviously the implication in this metaphor. okay. go on proceed that's the end of the metaphor you blew it shit. oh
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chat i'm sorry, i blew the metaphor. i also don't hate rocket league. i'm just fucking around. i can't believe he fucked both of us in the butt. i know. oh man, that would have been so cool. i was so excited to just like take it with you all the way, you know? it could have been together man, and that would never be together. you know what i mean? yeah, no i'm with you. yeah?
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yeah, yeah, thanks for the free history lesson, grandpa. i'm gonna go play league of legends and vape some legal weed, because it's the year 2015. this is a new era. what a time to be alive. i'm excited about it. we are in the window to stand a chance at living forever. we just gotta last for a couple more decades and we're good to go. alright, ray kurzweil. i'm just saying, you know...
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i don't want to buy the compass, i want the rock. i want to fold them. alright. i didn't pick up the... i didn't... pick up the key. alright, i'm gonna go look for this black... oh, it's... oh, oh, oh. don't get too attached. yeah, it's rocket league. in one minute. we'll probably skip. no, i haven't been paying too much attention to spelunky.
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alright, there we go. i killed i killed myself. i'm good. yeah, i'm also dead story at any point so no worries this one never gets old what story maya the two time favorite uncle me no, i don't know he's sitting one. oh wow, it's not really a story. it's just you know a little anecdotal up since quit. all right, let's quit what we're gonna play some rocket league be back in three minutes. thanks for joining us so far whoo hoo
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okay, rocket league is ready! rocket league! so many of those conversations usually just immediately distill down to nick's high as hell and then don't listen to a single thing he says. sometimes it's nice to indulge in the stupidity of some of these discussions. yeah, a lot of people in my chance would be like, is fox friggin' high as shit?
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snaven says i'm going to reach 999 on my greed donation machine before these guys win a match of rocket league. well, where'd you start? 998 still that it's gonna take them like what do you want? it's going in 50 god damn it ah to get to the i don't read if we can't win a match in another 15 minutes that's just like the end of humanity right there. i lost all hope oh come back in
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eh, i gave it a good shot. we beat some pretty hard ones. we did pretty well there. we were doing pretty well. sweets. let's move on to some rocket league. it'll be so chill. we're gonna hit the ad break and we'll see you guys in three minutes. see you then! stick around everybody! see you then. do it. let's do it. see if i care. i do. you do. i care. i definitely care a little bit.
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alfred einstein! all by the promise to the speed of light. man, it's been a while since i've played this but it feels real good. i played it all weekend. i was asking people. you didn't ask me. well you're not in our tournament of shame chat. how about i just add him to that chat? you can add him to that chat because i was playing rocket league all weekend and nobody wanted to play with me. i played once. rob did play once. that was like last wednesday man.
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thank you to pasta legion for the nine months in a row pillies wiggle as well and oh, i can't say that name properly. why'd you kick be why check b for the three months? how about this exclamation point? thanks insert league of legends summoners current active ruins do that that'll be great. they'll love it
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buffalo has an up and coming winning core once they mature they have some of the best center depth in the league yo i'm not saying they're like doomed for 35 years you freaking scumbags i'm just saying they're bad right now if they're not bad we have to redefine what is bad what are they like two bad teams in the nhl or do they exist in some middle ground we can't call it i don't want to look i'm not trying to hurt the feelings of sabres fans i'm just saying
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