Quotes about “in a just world”
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he's such a womanizer too, i don't like that version of jerry seinfeld. i don't think that's really him though. nah, it's like him in an ideal world. he thinks he's such hot shit in that show. i love my girlfriend but she likes brussel sprouts and i don't! and then he makes a big freaking deal about it and gets upset for like a month. and complains to everyone. what are the rules? just subscribed. you talking about brussel sprouts lady?
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that seems like it shouldn't be allowed to be done. are there not, like, sanitary rules in this wrestling? well, rikishi washed his ass before they did it. it's not like he was just going in sight on scene. yeah, you say that, but do you know? how do you know? yeah, you don't know that. did you watch him? ah, get out of here, you scumbags! you probably did watch him, didn't you? i watched rikishi. nick, what would your finishing move be? a nice guy hug? uh... wow, rick! rock your world, move. oh, he's a nice guy!
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no, you know jofos five months in a row people said it wigged out for a second there. it's dark mom's wigged out. no, it's dang said it wigged out for a second there that scares me what kind of like a green way but it also windows just activated itself weirdly enough. so mate that might cause it we have like three we're the only people in the world who bought a legal version of windows but i
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dan took offense to that sort of and was like what the heck is a diglett and we explained it as a pokemon and then he just kept repeating it. he'd be like rob, that sounds just like dankies. have you ever had like an x ray in your lungs to see if there's any diglets in there? and then like what a total dick hurry. he would just lose it. he'd like lose his mind. he's so great. i love that he exists in the real world. i see. thank you very much for this. just kidding. he was on big brother.
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i love that there's probably a handful of dads in the world that have just gotten totally stuck on the idea of borat. probably for the rest of their life they're gonna make borat jokes every day. that's like, you know when you see a light that's too bright? like you stare at the sun for too long, you always see like a little bit of that burn in on your eyes? yeah! that was borat for a lot of people. it's just like, dude once i saw borat i saw it everywhere. the sun is kind of like borat for dads in a way.
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yep. maybe i will. you fuck on. alright now talk to nick. yeah nick what are you up for breakfast? i'm still here. i actually kind of do the same thing as josh. i'm not usually very hungry in the morning but if i do wake up and am hungry i would absolutely love some diner food, some french toast. this is not what i asked! yeah well that's what we're gonna answer so you have to deal with it. welcome to our world. you guys are not smarter than a fifth grader. a fifth grader would just answer the fucking question. i don't know how i could have answered that more honestly though.
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i'm like, i'm just not interested in that. well i know but it's just cool looking, it's like look at this huge world you can ride a bike around in, i love that. why do you live in a huge world? so it's like whatever. midorisora, thank you very much for the subscription. curved horn or cancer, i don't know they're both great. it's cool for choice. what's your... i would say curved horn. yeah i need the damage more than i need the fire rate.
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yeah, you said bottom right okay? yeah, absolutely bottom right that's where you'll find it. oh, so the side king card yeah, i was just talking about that. i got one too. i don't get one. it was in the cathedral i think yeah, i believe you know this bum friend dark bum friend is doing a pretty good job for me yep, he kept me alive for a while. yeah, happy that he exists in my world keep feeding him yeah, you that was a pretty good run
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and don't forget, howrzapan, of course, who subscribed earlier. thank you. i did temporarily forget that, so i appreciate the... i appreciate it. well, now i have remembered it. okay, good. much like everybody in the world has just remembered mighty no. 9 as a result of your joke. i pre ordered it on steam, actually. oh, and a suitcase, thanks for the five months!
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michael al fox every time. he's waiting for them to make wayne's world 3. i realize i'm getting wrecked guys. just chill, alright? rainbows, kittens, and happy places. glorious bastards was in 2009. that's not recent. well it's pretty recent when you make like 10 trillion dollars a day just on shrek royalties.
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the world. sea world. sea land. yeah actually you know for 30 bucks you could become a lord of sea land i was thinking about doing it. that's pretty sweet. you could make it an official title i know you can call me lord robert from now on i probably might do it. it's kind of badass actually. i know it's only 30 bucks too. i'm just doubling down. yeah sea lab 2025 for whatever it is. alright i am in. yeah good o's or see elucidators he's got it he's got it on lock.
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get your fucking steam account banned. just trying to play the game at the same time as everybody else. well, it's just part of your job. just book a flight to australia. yep, that would be worth it. confirmed nl hates australians. i must hate australians, otherwise i would be at pax australia right now. what is the flight to australia? isn't it like 20 hours or something? yeah. it's like some of the longest flights in the world, i think. what was japan?
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and just embedded in the tweet, and it's much better. everybody loves it. because it looks like original content, but it's just one more step stolen. oh yeah, i got to that conclusion a while ago. embedding me is pretty great. i'll stream an hour early tonight. and here's the deal. it actually wasn't. it's daylight savings time has happened in some parts of the world, but not others. yep. little triple. always a little confusing. i think we fall behind, fall back.
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i don't know if i said this right, but thank you to street panther. we've been off on this tourist stuff for a while. i'm kind of like going on to another world. and thank you to sir isaac 1982 for your subscription. lin's also in my chat and she's saying you're throwing shader to culture right now. i'm not throwing shader to culture at all! i just i don't like st. patrick's day. i'm kidding. i'm kidding. it's okay. aw, it better be. calm down. i uh... i just don't like st. patrick's day. ayy! the green eyed man. thank you very much for the subscription.
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i think if you just have nothing left, like if you just have no desire to live anymore, just become an astronaut. that is like a gross misrepresentation probably of what most astronauts are going for. well no, that's not what i mean, i'm not saying for them. you think it's just like death race or something like that. they're like, in the world where everybody's a prisoner, we send all the prisoners on death row to space. and if they come back, they get out. what i mean is like if you have nothing to live for, you may as well donate your body to science that way.
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oh, maybe. that was just like pee. smell if you take a big poop one time. yeah, i imagine so. i mean that is probably the primary sense associated with it. poop? yeah. yeah. i've smelled poop before. who hasn't, man? folks without noses. whoa! or folks that can't smell with their nose. that's two. yeah, there's two of those people in the world.
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i don't know if you have it unlocked yet. it's a challenge one. oh yeah, i don't have it then. it's the one that you have to not miss shots for the whole run. have you done any challenges yet? i did one last night. i did xxxx. that's rather low. yeah, that one. that one was... i got really lucky. i got great damage and then like a bunch of emperor cards. and i was just like, i don't see what anyone's complaining about. this is the easiest shit in the world.
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i'm the world's smartest man. i was like if i do this, runebag's gonna hook me up baby. and it did. feels like an insult calling somebody a real runebag. i don't know man, in a lot of nordic cultures it's the highest compliment you could possibly pay somebody. you just pull a mjolnir. every morning man. it's one of the 10 things every successful person does before breakfast. knowledge! you wake up, pull a mjolnir, have 8 or 9 business meetings and then just get on with the rest of your day.
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i just mean the style, like a flannel and gun scenario would probably be pretty good. that's my, uh... that's the pub josh and i are gonna open next year. the old flannel and gun? flannel and gun, yeah. i like it. i'd go to that. our hook is that we're gonna have guinness'... 10% cheaper than the rest of the irish pubs in the world, so they're only gonna be $8.50 each. yes, underground monorail, you're supposed to use oti horse instead of kappa still.
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it's a game for the vx spectrometer. currently the only one of those in the world is in the mit lab in boston. so we're gonna fly out there and cover the newest electronic product it invented. really? well, probably not a lot of people have played that, so if we talk about it, maybe that'll bring awareness. nobody's played it. it literally just was completed yesterday. it's the world's first computer game. wow, that's weird. i've heard of computer games. we can talk about watch dogs.
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yeah, it was a lot of fun. me and bear are probably gonna ride bikes again later. not tonight, but eventually. you're gonna bike around again? you guys can ride bikes with us too if you want. you're welcome to. i appreciate the help. it was just like nice casual hangout time and then we got some random crap that kind of came up and made it funny too, so it was like win win. what are you talking about? me and bear, we did like a trip in gta 5 on bikes around the whole world. how was it? it was really fun.
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no, it's not gonna be ranked. are you gonna be upset? um, is there ranked mutators? no. then i'm not upset. okay. you think there's gonna be ever like a ranked hockey mutator? i hope so. is that what you really hope? i'm gonna go to number one. just like nhl 2k6. in what? ranked the best hockey player in the world. are you the best hockey player in the world? probably, yeah. so me and then...
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they got christmas trees up for sale and all sorts of stuff. christmas 95 and my chat says no, nick, please. that's pretty good. in the world, i just keep rerolling into more bombs than shoot bombs! whoa. thank you, schmucky1, for the four months in a row! welcome back. whoa. kitty cats for you in chat. so weird.
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do all the ships in this world have to end in knezor? no, but they do. it's just tradition i guess. just a common name convention. standards and practices and all that. gotta respect your elders. my new dick nickname is a commonly strange misconception. you know i've never actually seen the first, well not the first, but the remake of the italian job.
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and the world's no physical guy, but when you swing the bat it really makes me fly, my name's dolan. d o l a n, dolan. what too many letters for lola? sliders sound so weird, don't have them in finland. they're just little hamburgers. can i ever see an order of sliders instead of like an entree hamburger? i'm like, what are you trying to prove?
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wait a minute. this is the end of my world. someone in my chat's claiming that you give off more radiation than an average person. because i the sun bounces off my head. oh yeah. that's a pretty cool scientific fact. you know what's a pretty cool scientific fact? the brain named itself willow dude. it's not really a fact though. pardon me? is it just an extrapolation? well because naming is just sort of a human made convention anyway.
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now, are fangirls gonna be fangirling over this sweet ass carnie with long metal claws? i mean, i don't know, you should probably write a letter to your governor talking about how it's unfair that chuck norris gets all the spotlight and, you know, carnies with sweet metal claws don't. but that's alright, you know, that's fine, that's just how the world works. popular wise, chuck norris is gonna be way more popular. so there's gonna be a fangirl stampede running after chuck norris, trying to get in his pants, and
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you know, i don't have to be an echolocated dolphin or bat or something. i just scream, "'roundhouse kook!" and then the bouncing of the sound waves off the walls creates a visual picture in my mind, much like neo in the third matrix film could see with a representation based on his own sense of what was happening in the matrix and the machine world. a fangirl stampede is meaningless. one sweep of the leg, they're all going down. they're not getting back up. they got metal in their purses, their cell phones, because they want to take selfies, cell phone selfies with chuck norris.
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