Quotes about “i'm the minotaur”
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i feel like a luring trap raid at the start is pretty solid. might hit multiple enemies, i don't know. and then go to the shop and purchase a reflector. reflects projectiles, making them dangerous to enemies. here's what i'm thinking. delete this wall, minotaur, move here, enter the shop, purchase a reflector trap, place the reflector trap here, and then brick this up so that they're forced to come down this way. and the reflector trap will deflect their arrows back into them. okay? break the wrist walk away.
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3911.660
nah man. nah. nah, i'm not sure. i'm not sure about this one. it's terrible! that's really fucking funny. damn dude, the minotaur almost died! well both waves are gonna kill me, so that's that's not good in my opinion. hear me out here? oh, i thought i could delete the wall. and then just sneak out the back.
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devolver digital. what do you do? you're the minotaur, you build a maze and it's a roguelike. that's all i know to be honest with you. i'm sure they'll tell us. but first, if you'll give me a second here, i'm going to move my camera to the top left as daedalus. place a spike trap on the trap slot. yeah, man, i can do that. i can be daedalus and grab a spike trap and place it on the trap spot. traps can be placed here. i'll do that. if you could just tell me
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he didn't really get as hurt as i thought he would, to be honest with you. never mind. we take those. maze xp leveled up. okay. now they're coming from this side too. 30 gold. pressure plate. when stepped on, activates whatever it's linked to. duct tape. rubble repair has no gold cost. seems like i can't really do all that much, man. seems like i can't really do all that much. i'm thinking that one of the tickets is the minotaur. you should like go here.
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588.240
very interesting. we got archers coming in that way. got new archers coming in this way. the minotaur has a name. yeah, minos, right? minos? here's what i'm thinking. delete this wall. minotaur, move here. enter the shop. purchase a reflector trap. place the reflector trap here and then brick this up so that they're forced to come down this way and the reflector trap will deflect their arrows back into them. okay? break the wrist walk away. well, that worked.
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they'll look straight up just like in flubber when the bowling ball goes up in the air and the two henchmen are like, oh, where did it go? and then it goes shoom. they were crazy for that one, man. they were crazy for that one. i don't know if you've seen flubber. they were crazy for that one. i'm just gonna let you go this way to be honest with you. and then i don't really, i can't really spend anything. so this is gonna be mostly minotaur plays here. all right.
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minotaurs 7 4 any chance like a dump each has like a dump this fool right here or maybe this fool right here. can i sell you? can i replace you with a minotaur? i absolutely can. goodie bag. you didn't understand it. yeah, i understood. i just haven't watched the video essay to explain why i'm wrong for my opinion yet. at the start of each fight my attack and health become the higher of the two. your next shop is all pirates.
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our vampire bat still chillin'. i'm a little spiced up here, i'll admit. can i get some crispiness in the chat, please? some crispiness? we're not nearly strong enough to survive this. their minotaur went insane. okay. 50 50 minotaur, just call me theseus. i love the idea of this... oh, wait a second. no, we don't want to... unless i could turn you into a level 2 tier 5 maybe pretty soon. i do love you removing the hp from the units.
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we take our level. i love you. minotaur. friend ahead attacks gain plus one attack and plus one health for each of the friends levels. i love that. start of battle. i've never really tried to run the wyvern. on friendly level up gain one extra shop reward. i guess you could get two higher tier units as a result of that. i feel like the minotaur is really good with stuff that jumps so i'm gonna take one wyvern and one minotaur.
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you think you lured me into the maze? i'm the minotaur! you don't know anything else allison loman is in, bro? matchstick men, justin long. he's been in every comedy ever made and then also die hard 4. thank you so much. okay, matchstick men, you know what's crazy about this? a lot of people don't know this is a ridley scott joint. so we'll just hit you with like an american gangster. let's see what you know about american gangster. stream sniper spotted? doesn't even bother me. let's get a long rally going.
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you think you lured me into the maze? i'm the minotaur! you don't know anything else alison loman is in, bro? matchstick men, justin long, he's been in every comedy ever made and then also die hard 4. thank you so much. okay, matchstick men, you know what's crazy about this? a lot of people don't know this is a ridley scott joint. so we'll just hit you with like an american gangster. let's see what you know about american gangster. you're going zoolander 1, okay? how about the prestige?
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especially for hell. yeah, zero bombs is terrible. we have a jet pack so that helps. the jet pack is very useful as is the shotgun because i can murder the guys on the yama fight and then instantly get another 12 bombs like the murder of the centaur man. i'm a centaur man, a centaur man. josh is a centaur man? i can walk faster on four legs than you can. centaur doesn't have four legs. minotaurs have two legs, centaur's have oh sorry, you're right. i meant minotaur. i know. i'm a doctor too.
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and then you have one card play all out on the minotaur that taunts the hunter. the hunter has block. you know what? there's some value there. can i tell you what scares me though? i know that the first attack she does is an aoe, so i like that my units are slightly spread out. i'm gonna go a little crazy. i'm gonna redraw this. heal is good, but probably for next turn. so unfortunately, i think we...
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like this is a joke. what was wrong with me that i was dying to this guy before? how droll. niles, niles, you're about as complicated a man as the minotaur on floor one. you're nuttier than the green part of spumoni ice cream, niles. i'm saying it right here, i don't care. whoopsie. i'm okay. my god, man. so true. i will go down to the next floor.
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