Quotes about “i'm the horniest?”
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whipsaw action, but it's not it's not easy. what? chiblee are you still here? are tentacles the thing that the internet is fake horniest about? they're gonna say some shit like he doesn't know bad dragon exists or whatever. i know it exists as you go and shut up about it, but like it has way more incidents of being just a tentacle than it does of being a dildo. okay? i'm not saying it's fake. i'm saying the ratio, because everything's real, the ratio of
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your take about the horniest posters not being real fuckers resonated with me yesterday. that's why it bothers me. because i feel like there's like a pseudo machismo that's like whenever there's like an attractive female on the screen they're like, wow she's so hot even if she's a cartoon you know what i would like to do to her and i'm like yeah i know what you'd like to do you'd like to sit in your fucking basement and jerk off to it. you're not... it's not happening bro. you're not a real fucker. real fuckers don't post like that.
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i do see it on a lot of vanessa's. my horny ass could not go to the fairy shop if i was in the bazaar. honestly, i think you guys are like fake fuckers to be honest with you. i think the horniest people are doing the least fucking, i guess is what i'm trying to say. there's a jerk to fuck continuum in society and i don't know where it's been historically.
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gonna pay credit for all my loot, man. i'm gonna not get crap. i'm gonna get lazy employee. no, no, no, no, no. we're all in this together. i got a v type engine and a key. all i took was your... i took your baking tray and your horn. my horn, dude? he took my horn. here, i'll drop it outside of the ship. i'm kidding. i'm kidding. i'm already an employee, bro. what am i hustling for? anyway, i can seize the horniest.
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and i... this is gonna... probably the most tooting my own horniest statement, maybe we rephrase that, that i've ever said. but it is like, as far as i'm concerned, a golden gift from, you know, some kind of benevolent force in the universe that i didn't turn out completely spoiled and also incredibly lazy. maybe, instead of being like, hey mom and dad, you failed me and the universe saved me, i should take the position that maybe they actually struck a pretty good balance. that makes way more sense. but anyway,
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is awful bliss the horniest song by guided by voices? no, they gotta have a song that's a little hornier than awful bliss. i'm trying to run it through my head right now. it's hard because every song is about... if you're not familiar with guided by voices, essentially every song is... song name! and then they sing like a verse of about six lines.
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after everything that we've been through, i deserve to read a book. i'm sorry, but get you off? what? i know not everybody's into marvel. it's a quote from captain america and the winter soldier. skyrocket! it is not. it is when they're in the elevator with all those dudes and captain america says, before we do this, does anyone want to get me off? it's the movie where captain america was at his horniest. yeah, then they all grab him and pin his arms back and they're like, me, me, me!
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horny chat's been banned for like four months. is it really ban though? or is it like how i say that all banned people but even if the rule is i don't because the rule is if i'm not talking about horny stuff you can't be talking about horny stuff and i am historically non horny rules are made to be bent over and broken and that's just what they'll do one of these days these rules anything that the horniest person is dan and
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no, i'm not mad that there's less no, not you, but are people is that the controversy? oh, there are a small but loud contingent of people who are loud. who are mad, i should say. it was it's ridiculous. like, in 9, like there is just there's boobs all over the place. it's like the horniest game i've ever seen in my life. it's like if you took like a 13 year old kid's brain and like put like him in front of like, i don't know, like
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why are you taking the side of the guy that was gonna mug us? because you're rudy's grandfather. by wanting the pittsburgh penguins to lose. the line is saying ryan, i can't go back. i mean if he had a knife i had already disarmed one knife wielder earlier that night. i mean i was just a little worried. oh my god here's a comment in chat. i'm gonna out you deli man because you're talking about you're the horniest person in chat.
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