Quotes about “i'm married to a cow”
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you for upsetting him and then later tried to resolve it by saying don't upset me again instead of learning how to have a functional conversation sounded just like my husband. holy cow, they're married to the same person. now what a twist. yes, you should divorce your husband though. i don't say that lightly. hang on, i'm going to page two. am i the asshole for telling my mother in law to shut the frick up and kicking her out? can i say that i just hate reading a post?
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that's worse. yeah, because you're old. if you were, if you were my age and younger, you would be like, i get it. can you check your phone? okay. okay. hang on. i can check my phone. did we win? one second. i'm checking my phone. don't kill me. okay. i see. i see. holy cow. holy. i got to respect. i like that i married a strong woman. okay.
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that is, i mean, sharing last names can sometimes be confusing enough, but sharing first names, man, holy cow. hey, this is a genuine question. you know how when, well traditionally here, when people get married, i'm not paying two costs for a 1 1, when i'm about to get two costs for a 2 2. traditionally here,
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you need to level up. that's the thing. you need to level up immediately. right frickin now you screwed me. boomer wife humor. i'm taking back boomer humor. okay. i know we did this bit before so this is like a recycled bid. holy cow, we won. but like there's a meme image here. 1990s comedian makes joke at expense of wife real life married to the same woman for 34 years. millennial stand up comedian
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what do you look for in a wife or something like that? i could just pretend. i'm old enough anyway, like i could be on that. i mean i actually worked with a guy that was married four times. oh. yeah. that's too many times. that's a wild dude. wild dude. yeah and he would also commute two hours each way to work by car. holy cow. think of how much money he saved on his house though.
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better go home before you develop a migraine. i'm married to a cow, so i'm choked up on methane. what the fuck? you're a fucking freak, dude! he's called his wife a cow? he's kissed his wife once and she's choking him with farts? jesus.
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better go home before you develop a migraine. i'm married to a cow, so i'm choked up on methane. what the fuck? you're a fucking freak, dude! he's called his wife a cow? he's kissed his wife once and she's choking him with farts? jesus.
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but the wild thing is that place must have stunk man who would want to eat those cows afterwards. it's a waste of food i would eat a cow. i don't care you would eat a cow that i that's i really married yeah, i would cook it first. i'm not eating it's ass. oh
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