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50% of us americans don't even have maps and we're trying to give kids fireplaces how often do kids really get a fireplace though? i if i asked for a fireplace for christmas i hope that my parents would say no first off like what am i even gonna do with it? it's not i'm gonna get a bear skin rug and mack on some ladies when i'm like six years old probably not not gonna happen when i was about 13 or 14 actually we went to a trip in remember where it was one of those colonial deals so sorry what?
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it'll save your life. i think the doctor says eight glasses of alcohol per day keeps the doctor away. keeps you hydrated and afraid for action. there's water in it is what i've heard from doctors. and i can't believe that a survived this room but b was a part of this room for 25 years to begin with. are you still on basement two? no, i'm on caves one and it's fucking horse hockey. okay, i'm gonna be buying the spirit heart. wish me luck.
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if you're getting super dry, you gotta evaluate your positionals about where you're going. i've had some dry ass roast beef in my life. should not crumble. should be moist. i 100% agree with you. i wouldn't disagree with this at all. it should make that shitty waxy paper shit just like kind of damp. yeah, i'm definitely gonna need that paper though. i took another damage! anyhow, why do you shoot your poop but ignore all the natural poop?
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oh baby a subscriber an irish wristwatch. thank you very much for the subscription i think i'm just gonna do like lost runs. you're not gonna go back at it nick that seat is hot garbage all right well i'll try and win it for you if you win it more power to you, but that is uh it's my own fault for dying i'll admit, but that is uh that was a terrible scene how far did you get before you done? i mean
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i'm actually, i'm happier on my lost run right now than i was on that blue baby run. that's really bad. i got mom's knife in the item room and i'm just like, alright, let's give it a shot. i'm sitting at two hearts. i'm gonna explore. i need consumables. haunt second. yeah, it would reroll into two haunts instead of one. reroll a boss into the fallen, that would be awesome.
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buying the spirit heart was an investment in you becoming an underdog exactly as everyone's now mad at you grosser funny way, and now you need to go to the cheesecake etc on granville and sixth i don't like cheesecake no, but cheesecake whatever you just said is the best apparently it's not gonna change my mind you know i mean sometimes i have cheesecake. i go yeah, this is like alright for cheesecake, but i don't really like cheesecake i'm not gonna say the cheesecake is bad. i know it's beloved. it's just not my style i
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oh be quiet. it's not like i'm gonna enjoy this either. it's like really disturbing it was so specific yeah, oh that was good stuff but you could see this big like distended belly coming in from off camera and also a crotch like a package coming in yeah, yeah, i got it. i got shit. he's gonna unwrap that package and take a steamy dump inside of sonic's mouth i didn't like it definitely true
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mike tyson's northernlion. thank you very much for the subscription. i appreciate it. i got the crystal ball that was my item room. i'll go to magic stick crystal balls and pretty good. it's pretty good it's just it's gonna only give me cards. i know it. it's possible. yeah, what if it gives you here a font cards? oh, then you're it didn't so far. give me high priestess and it's okay. he's been paying out a lot. i'm actually gaining health now as i take damage and have a hard time
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they went to like a train station in harry potter and then threw themselves through a wall so anything's possible. that is true. they did do that constantly i've heard what you ever seen the harry potter movies never seen the harry potter films here it comes whether what's about to come not saying it's better or worse than heat i'm just saying you know were any of the harry potter movies directed by nothing coming from me i'm saying your chats gonna be salty that you didn't watch those. they're good. don't be salty i didn't use my time to do something you do whatever you want yet. i'm not saying you shouldn't watch the harry potter movies i
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you should give it a listen man. why? i'm really interested to see how it hits you like four years after its original release. i'm 30 do i need to listen to that really? i don't know. my parents talk about friday sometimes they're like 50. well tomorrow's gonna be friday so i'll talk about that. that's definitely true. tomorrow's also the release of battle for zendikar, nick.
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i just never got i kinda never got into it. i took a stupid stance as like a 13 year old. i was like, i'm the guy who doesn't like harry potter. and then, you know, when i got older i was like, that was stupid. could've been like a not a defining moment, but a uniting moment for people of your generation that you're gonna miss out on because you're just being an idiot.
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alright nick, i think i'm gonna win this last run. i hope you do. i think i got a shot at it good items i got like a bit cack chocolate milk high damage some lives. i don't know how many but like some it would be kind of nice if they included a life counter. i understand why they didn't do it. what do you think? this is nick magic the gathering. i don't
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we're gonna sell like mugs or stickers or something because i'm sure there's people who would like like a bad squad sticker yeah, i don't want to wear it on a shirt instead. they just put it on like their laptop or something that's my suggestion you could sell a shotgun no, this is shoot the shot right into your mouth this fucking run man chest items mulligan polyphemus monstro's alone, that's pretty good and i but i have a pick ack so the shots are oh you're gonna get enormous. oh
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all right, what am i missing here? what is the other button? there's like a y button. you can roll with right trigger. oh, that's it. all right. so we're on normal. we're gonna go to the dark castle. wait, what is the enchanted forest though? yeah, that's where we're gonna end up is the dark castle. this is the game with the eye lasers and the banana slip, right? yeah, it got super weird and crazy. i loved it. sometimes you turn into a donkey. come on. i'm just gonna keep swinging my sword like this. you got a problem? you run into me.
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whoa, careful. you see me roast and toast that guy though? oh, nick! oh no. you kicked me into the abyss you son of a bitch. i'm sorry. that's inadvisable. i'm gonna have to live long enough being drunk straight up killed me there. i held left, he walked right. wouldn't be the first time in human history.
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in a way i'm glad that ended. we can try harder this time. do we have new classes now? no. complete sailing the seven seas to unlock your new class. refuse the you know what? i'm gonna play as the adventurer again. sounds awful. see if we can get like a mixed up class here. and then uh... will it be a troll with mohawk? nah, i don't wanna be a freaking troll, cause then you're gonna hit me. cause i'm gonna look like a troll. i'll be your appearance.
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it's pretty sweet. tricks and traps! that's what you can expect from shrek. hey, you're gonna trap me. oh stomp him. yeah! just jam his head under it. yeah and then close it. i'll do it. listen here, you ever try something like that? you flash a piece on the lanes? i'm gonna take that little toy of yours, put it up your ass and pull the trigger till it goes click. did you see what it did to the guy who got trapped in it? i did not. it wrecked his ass in one move. that's pretty sweet.
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i guess so. oh, this is a huge damage up. i'm gonna actually... i'd like to actually open that. there you go. i got a crit, so i opened it. don't worry, i'll keep this guy occupied. that is actually really sweet. every now and then i just don't do any damage because i'm an ass, i guess. it's a weird feeling. can i trap this huge dude in it? let's see. he just cracks open on his dome. uh... he keeps being jumping whenever i throw it. yeah, i guess it doesn't work.
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okay, we got him. is he making ads or is this just... oh no, we're okay. oh! oh, i got an achievement for boxing that guy. so soft they do not trigger traps. nice. nice. we gotta be really careful here. i'm gonna assume my box is nothing. if you have any throwables, this is a good spot. i have no throwables. about half. three quarters now.
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stop spawning behind me. oh these are the enemies i said that their heads burrow into the ground it's weird how about this? how do you like that though? that's not very weird take the cudgel? i'm not gonna take the cudgel fireballs not as good as you said fireballs not that good it looks cool but like it's a lot of charge time and it doesn't seem to do much damage watch out dickheads okay it is good for aoeing though if there's a bunch of dudes in one spot oh we made it to danny trejo season again season?
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moms knife. witcher's knife, fast short critical damage plus 50. that's interesting. i guess i'll try this. i'm ready. oh yeah. gonna be crit'n every minute. this is just uh... this is disgusting. is it? the amount of which i'm going to town on these guys. boy, i chopped his limbs all up. nice, nice! support move. got 22. that's not enough for these. eh. yeah.
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acknowledged it all. that's wild. john hendren, thanks for joining us. edward snowden on twitter! yeah, people are weird. it was really good. thanks very much josh un for the two months in a row resubscriptions. welcome back. i'm gonna shoot this log with some lasers if i can get in the right spot. the host just didn't give a fuck. yeah, she was like... i don't know if she hated her job or she loved it, but... underdogs on top either way. yeah, the host wasn't paying attention. i think that's true.
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there's a lot more coming though. nick, nick, what special stat are you gonna emphasize in your fallout 4 playthrough, nick? what are my choices? you know, you got your strength, you got your intelligence, you got your luck, you got your perception. i like charisma. you're like the charisma guy. i think it's really fun to do those bizarre choice combinations with like talking to them. yeah, i agree with this. i'm gonna go for like a decent int, decent charisma.
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right, you get a lot of bonuses out of int actually too, so you're right. i don't think i've fought a single enemy in fallout new vegas, right? high int and high charisma. anytime an enemy's like, let's fight, i'm like, i'll tell you what, how about my speech stat is 100? yeah, we're just gonna have intercourse instead. make love, not war. where are we gonna find time to play this game though? fallout 4? yeah. i'll make time.
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i'm really not gonna wanna stop playing isaac even when it comes out and i don't know how i'm gonna figure it out. she got like five days with afterbirth before... yeah. it's actually a little... isn't it? it's november 10th, i think, is fallout. is it? i thought it was like the 5th for some reason. still, no, the difference between five and ten days will make all the difference in isaac. how can i find the interview with edward snowden slash edward scissorhands they were talking about? my suggestion would be to... oh, i'm gonna die. youtube search edward snowden scissorhands.
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good enough. but do you guys see this? did you see this? no, i don't see anything. peanuts, coca cola, chels. wait, wait, here's what... check out your chat. see this. jason with o.t.i. subscribed for 28 months in a row. whoa! thanks a lot, josh. boom. much appreciated. whoa! wow, that's like six babies. all right, i'm gonna give you a seed quickly. what is it? but i don't have an overlay, so just chat. there's gonna be a black screen for a second. don't worry about it too much.
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what's like, ooh this is like mom's porridge bowl. it's bad. it's heavy. it's not bad! it's heavy. ah dude you get the crush thing! that's fucking badass! josh knows exactly what he's talking about. well, now that i see that there's a tinted rock in here maybe i'll change my tune. you better change that tune or i'm gonna change it for ya. uh oh.
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hey, one read the movie. no bar. and there was another one in there pacific. i'm gonna say pacific salmon fisheries. thank you very much for the description. you know that i like that movie. i like that movie too. you know what i like pacific rim feels like an old time like 80s action movie. that's what i like about it. it doesn't make any sense to me.
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i don't even know what this name is, but i'm gonna take my time to pronounce it so that i don't make any mistakes. okay. also the total pack thank you as well, but this is big big black wapper drippin' widow one. did you say big black wobbler? whopper. oh, that's way less interesting.
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why is that so funny? i don't know what it is like, murph. it's like i'm picturing matt mcconaughey's daughter from interstellar. it sort of digletted a little bit, yeah. turf this murph and turf murph, it's gone bad. oh no. i think murph's being a smurf. i'm just gonna go back to eating my murph and turf. maybe i'll go out for a surf later. i like how much you like it. there's something about the expression murph that i like a lot. i don't think you're getting murph'd right now. well okay, i only can go that far.
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dude, i can't wait to see that movie with kate hudson and captain kirk where he goes out on a boat during the storm but then she's like, you gotta bring it back, jemmy. like i'm so... jemmy? we were gonna get married this weekend. and i'm like, i gotta see this. casey affleck's in it, it's like, it's the perfect dad movie. can you imagine if you had kids and you were out on that boat in that storm, you'd be flipping your shit. like the boat was. yeah! exactly. they were supposed to get married! but now they'll never get married because the boat flipped.
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well i'm always hopefully gonna be interested in learning more about the worlds. you gotta spend some more time in school like a desire. i'm hoping that i'll always be hungry. yeah, i wanna be hungry for desire. for uh, hungry for passion. that's my secret pig. i'm always hungry.
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sometimes it freaks me out. i'm younger than both of you. it's like you it's pretty fucked up that just cuz you guys are born earlier that means you're definitely gonna die sooner like i i feel the need to apologize for that even though it wasn't my decision so i just want you to know i'm rooting for you guys
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yep. maybe i will. you fuck on. alright now talk to nick. yeah nick what are you up for breakfast? i'm still here. i actually kind of do the same thing as josh. i'm not usually very hungry in the morning but if i do wake up and am hungry i would absolutely love some diner food, some french toast. this is not what i asked! yeah well that's what we're gonna answer so you have to deal with it. welcome to our world. you guys are not smarter than a fifth grader. a fifth grader would just answer the fucking question. i don't know how i could have answered that more honestly though.
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i'm just not my... it's not really our choice, like our stomachs just don't really accommodate it. oh, okay, i'm sorry, i thought it was your choice to not eat breakfast. apparently, there's a freaking demon from the other world that takes control of you between the actual... if it makes you feel kinda nauseous, you're not gonna want it, so you just won't have it.
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i have like five games installed on this thing. one of them is blood bowl 2, because mathis wouldn't get off my ass about advancing the league. so hey, i know you're having catastrophic problems making it impossible for you to literally work right now, but would it be cool if you advance the league so i could level up my player? and he'll just lose all the footage anyway, right? yeah, exactly. why bother? you're just gonna delete the footage. i'm not even part of this problem, but i still can't let it go. i'll take any opportunity to put that fuckboy on blast.
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yeah, not that one, but i've done other marks. yeah, then cabbage mark. i'm aware oh, i know cabbage mark that was me fur mark is just a big like it renders a 3d doughnut of animal hair on your screen oh, yeah, like baby lines and it's like hey, we're gonna test your gpu. that's kind of cool and it tested i would probably get gta 5 on there and i would probably crank it up as far as it goes and see what you could do with that that would be good
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furmark was crashing for me until i rma'd my gpu. that's... that sounds very familiar. yeah, i've heard that story recently. is that what you did? uh, yeah. furmark didn't crash for me though, it was only it was exclusively like opengl. but i'm not gonna get into that, because mostly i don't know what i'm talking about. by the way, big shout out to rumblemuffin for helping me diagnose it. thanks, rumblemuffin! as always, rumblemuffin comes through in the clutch, greatest man of all. yeah, he was basically like, hey, i'm a genius, why don't you run this? and then i ran it, and he was like, oh, there's your problem.
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yeah, you know it's not like the nick never started the fire. i never start fires. i avoided it all costs i mean nick and i have had this conversation before it was always like one kid on your school bus who's like check it out i got a lighter yeah, i'm gonna light the bus seat on fire and then half the kids are like oh cool and but then nick and i are on the bus like i really hope i really doesn't start the fire stops doing that soon and
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he was old. he was robinson cham. i'm still gonna put him on blast. he freaking idolizes odb. he does. he stole car stereos even though he was rich. he's got some barriers. i love that rob story, because it's about odb, but it is a rob story. he's like, you know, that's how you know he was really living the lifestyle. i don't know. it seems kind of indicative of like serious... he's keeping it real. i don't think he was keeping it real. i think he was keeping it like...
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yeah? i'm about to fight the boss. where's he at? which direction? you're gonna look for bottom right on this one. okay, thank you. are you on the chest? no problem, boblum. you on the chest? no, we're both in the cathedral right now. oh, okay, i'll race you. okay. i'm gonna go back for the suicide king card, that way if i'm about to dial popit, they don't have to feel bad about wasting hearts. i think i come back as like blue baby or something? what is my plus one? oh yeah, the ankh. yeah, i got the ankh. i have the ankh. ankh eh!
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i like how fast the shots were in there. you're like pretty strong too. yeah, for sure. kricket's head was pretty good too. i didn't get kricket's head. it was in the cursed room in the cathedral. so... oh, i'm gonna suicide card. there it is. uh... nah, it's not worth it. i don't think so. i can live with the fire, the red flames, you know? oh, this is unexpected. health up. health up. full health. sunny d, ooh! don't mind if i do.
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what is your use the box! the box is gone, chat! vandora's box is gone, i used it, it created... uh, freaking dead sea scrolls! yeah, but you gotta use it to lose it. these people are out of their minds! i think i'm gonna die in the chest. talk about the sequel to tower heist? it doesn't exist yet. tower heist's pretty good though. ooh, a quarter, that's great. great. you're being sarcastic, nick. yeah, well i'm on the chest, so it's not gonna help me out. i also have 99 cents.
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oh, dank bomb, hook me up man! i went from blue baby to dark judas and i'm loving every moment of it because i have so strong, fast shots. chat? i don't even know what's going on in my own chat anymore. but i was mad, so i used suicide king even though i only had guppy's collar and totally came back. one of the chests that i got from suicide king gave me proptosis. so i'm gonna take that as a sign from the universe that i did the right thing there. you do the right thing if you just put your mind to it.
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illuminated to green that you remember him, but you just don't speak to him i guess cuz you don't like him or something. oh, that's not true. i've won my azazel run. i can stop anytime now i've finished my run, but i'm sure that's what the hell say i'm clearing the floor. i have to use i'm using my onk on blue baby. so this fight is gonna be pretty interesting. yeah, i thought that was like towelie for a second. you wanna get high?
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you guys see the marson yet? oh, you got a burger? oh, burger time. yeah, that's awesome. i want a fucking burger. i want an in and out burger. that's what i want. i'm gonna send you out a burgatory. oh, my god. i'm gonna be in san francisco for literally like four hours on thursday. maybe i'll make that my one meal there. you really should actually. burgatory is pretty good. i do like it. i've been to in n out before and i liked it. i liked it pretty good actually. oh!
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well, see this is why you're right and i'm wrong. oh! shit! oh my god! it's like a fucking horror movie! if it was a horror movie it would have been a lawnmower. yeah, that's true. they use a lawnmower oh god. yeah, dead alive. more in... whatchamacallit? dead alive. yeah, dead alive. also known as braindead in some parts of the world. i'm gonna getcha!
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watch that stone could kill you. i mean if you can do this i'm ok with that, i was gonna say, like if you do this, you're gonna be mad. you're fucking slanging rocks here man. what? i hate this fucking level.
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this level is the absolute worst. get off me you fuckhead! don't get me with that shit! what do you think i'm gonna do, go for nick? yeah? thank you, i'm glad that level's over quickly. oh, so close. that's a lot of missiles. what?! okay, josh, i'm not even mad, honestly. it wasn't... i didn't mean it. don't tell me that, because now i'm mad.
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i'm off of wizards payrolls, so i can commiserate with you now. not sure i understand how you killed me there. i'm the greatest? oh, you bitch boy! don't call me a bitch boy, you bitch boy. ah, i knew better! i do. well played, well played. oh, you... oh, what a duck that you are, because we're playing a duck game. how are we gonna do this? get low!
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when does that actually come out or is that the problem? mmm, it's i don't think it has a date yet quarter one or something or something quarter four i don't i don't i think you were right. i think that's partially the problem it is okay i play hard then a few levels and it seemed pretty well made when i played it yeah, i just don't know they're gonna go ahead and lance that well there goes my devil deal i am i'm a little skeptical that i'm gonna get my own as well. i
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getting all the bandages on multiple platforms. i'm just like, it's a great game, don't get me wrong, but i just cannot... i don't want to... i mean, i beat it in 20 minutes, so it wasn't really a big deal for me. like, if i'm gonna play it, i'm gonna play it on... i'm gonna play the version i already have on pc. it's cool that it's out on more and more platforms though. steve out, thank you for the subscription as well. it also cost me nothing, i mean, i'm on ps plus, so it was just like, go download it and play it once. i mostly just wanted to hear what the new soundtrack sounded like.
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i was also asked if super meat boy and console has a level editor, it does not. and also the level editor is sort of just not really supported anymore. i normally don't like the style of humor of just taking a funny tweet that i saw and repeating it on the show, but i'm gonna do it anyway because i really like this one. okay.
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$60. oh my gosh. you try to pass some of those games off as $60 nowadays? dude. people would like laugh in your face. i'm gonna blow your mind. games, new games, triple a games in canada now are $80 a pop.
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we also play a lot of indie games which don't cost as much thankfully. and they send us to them, like they send it to us for free. so i'm not gonna try to act like uh...
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i'm not even gonna go. it's not as bad as they say it is. i think it is. it's just like a really straightforward kind of bland modern shooter. that's all. it's got a little shitty humor to it. i mean literally shitty, like the first moment you pick up a turd out of a urinal and throw it at a wall. so... that's for real. that's a real thing, huh? yeah, that's a real thing. you'll see that right away. thank you god mode enable for the 11 months and also dragonblast 21! classic dragonblast. thanks.
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joker card, so do you think you're gonna be done with rock band now that you've played it the one night nah, it's i was fucking but you want me to answer your question with a joke then i don't know how to just say well that no we're gonna well, i'm gonna keep playing a little bit. it's been nice to get back into it on drums got to make sure we don't annoy our neighbors though
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i broke both my drum sets that i bought. we have also done that. not with rock band 4 yet, but like, yeah. i'm waiting for the day when the drums break. either it's gonna be the sticks or the actual drum.
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would have worked for you, but i wanted to take it like to the next level and then there's i'm like man there's like a coin flip and whether that next level is gonna be an enormous headache that is not worth the cost of doing business here like when he set up kate's computer, and i really again him thankful that he did he was like well you got like such good cooling in here. you can overclock it and
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it's a little ridiculous, but... well we're not gonna like stop watching your channel if you skip a day though. i feel like you're beating yourself up so hard over it. it's not... you can't help it. hey hey hey hey, sometimes... it's my job! i know. yeah, i feel for you. i hate missing any days off work. yeah man, like i... i keep days off for when i'm actually like ill or away, you know? i don't wanna...
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to a preventable issue like this, you know. i'm in a similar situation going to california next week in like five days for a game preview. four or five days or in five days? in five days. it's gonna be actually like they're flying me in the morning and then i guess the next day i'm seeing it and then i'm flying out the next morning so it's mostly traveling. yeah.
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and numb feet are not good. chat, i'm not gonna do the d4 because i have tiny planet death's touch which is already hilariously fun. so i'm gonna stick with this. we actually oh no, we didn't get mr. mega. that's my mistake. no, not mr. mega. yeah, i got pyro though. everybody's going on vacation at nick, cobalt, and then l yeah, but they're only gone for like a day. i'm not on vacation.
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i'm going to the airport at like 7am, i'm gonna be like, get me on this fucking plane, and i'm gonna have like two hours of playing a video game and i'm gonna drive to the airport. and i'm gonna have as many airport beers in the time before boarding as i possibly can, and that's gonna be my vacation.
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yeah, i'm gonna go try to get you guys swag. i'm just gonna try to get shit to give away and be like yo, throw me some codes. and that way it makes it all worth it for my channel because i get to go check out a game and i bring back, you know, christmas goodies. yeah, that's true. i'm done with that run. el finito. i am also almost done. i will load up a loss now. oh, yeah, you know what? i'm in the mood. let's do so. good practice for afterbirth.
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i am pretty displeased that i got an are you a wizard pill as the lost, but i also got guppy's collar in the curse room and it rezzed me when i left, so... got out alive! oh, that's nice. i'm gonna try to roll with it. was it? it was on monday's run where chat was like, use suicide king with guppy's collar, you won't. and then it actually worked and i got like, proptosis from the chests that it gave me, and i was like, aw. the life is good. life is good right now.
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how do i do this? i've got a devil room with a little brimstone with two hearts, i've got a guppy's tail and the mark, and i have one red heart, so i think i'm just gonna take the mark. oh, that is... that's where things get interesting. my suggestion to you would mark reroll. but i... how do i get more? the lead secret, sugar ray. i'm not gonna get any more red hearts, though. right, but you still... no, but they'll reroll the souls. exactly. your devil deals with... oh, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. i did not realize that that's how that works. thank you. no problem. you saved me an item.
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or two. do i wanna take judas's now? i'll just take this. don't die little lost. little chubby's not good enough. yeah. alright, i got this sloth fight. all he has to do is give me a joker card and we're golden. i'm gonna try tech point five just because i like it. yeah, that's a great item. who, who, who, who? bombs rod in head! i don't want this at all! did you get that from your... devil deal? sloth fight. wait, which? oh, okay.
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rock band 4 in its present state, i am having a lot of fun with. i would also describe it as skippable. okay. but it depends... you don't have to pick it up optional. but it's a platform really, so it's more than just the disc, which is why waiting is not necessarily a bad thing. yep, i mean it's gonna be up. there's an adapter. i'm basically excited to have like a karaoke machine in our apartment.
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this is our last last lost chance guys. i got a little brimstone start this time. i'm gonna try to make it short it doesn't have much of an ass. it's workable. oh good black candle maybe a tele pills, maybe a tele pills. no triple a battery. that's not gonna do it. praise the sun at least holy water killed the guy who killed you.
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if i die, i am just gonna go hit a wall. i actually, i've got 20 20 piercing shots and 9 lives guppies hairball right now, so i'm feeling solid as well. yeah, the nine lives is clutch. yeah, extremely valuable.
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you scum the seed. you know what, chat? you were naysay in my lost talent, so i'm not gonna give you the seed until we get a little further. i'm gonna hold the seed hostage a little bit. it's much more satisfying when you don't do the seed though and you just stumble across the run all natural. yeah, i mean, seeded lost runs... it's like, you know, buying a super nintendo game where you go to a casino. like, there's no, yo, i won.
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oh, that sounds more like my kind of restaurant. the squat and gobble is a great meme. that didn't really happen, did it? i hope it did. alright. you can dream. i guess i could look up the old squat and gobble on google, but i'm a little scared of what i might find. i'm gonna look it up right now. don't do it. your stream matters more than this. gobble.
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thebears40, thanks for the subscription. we're gonna conveniently ignore that for now because i am on the womb one of a wimple lostron. proptosis? oh lord, he's done it. mike myers is my favorite wu tang member. ah yes, the mizzah. now i got the magic mushroom in my next item room. wow. magic mushroom is bad as the loss though, because you don't get the hp bonus, so... and i'm guppy. oh shit.
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what? did you just find like five item rooms adjacent to one another? it was an excel floor. i walked into my first item room, found proptosis. one room up from that, two rooms up from that, my next item room. then i walk into the next room, find a gold chest with guppy's head in it. wow. holy godly loss run, batman. diddle ridiculous. that's okay, i'm not mad. i'll be caught up with you soon. yeah, i was gonna say.
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i just finished the depths 2 at 7 minutes and 40 seconds. i think you're actually gonna pass me now. i'm in the womb one now. i can't i couldn't get out of the way fast enough to not get hit by mom's laser beams. did you lose your nine lives? no, i still have i don't think i have the item anymore, but i have like the functionality. oh, i have holy mantle though. so it's like it's a livable run. i got tammy's head with all this juicy stuff.
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okay, like yeah, yeah. oh yeah, i'm with you and 72 pd for 72 police departments alright which is what they're gonna need on halloween because historically as a night of market mischief. yeah yeah, there will be there will be cats in the moonlight and spooky ghosts in the moonlight all them will be in the moonlight what do you do on a halloween day like this you do it'll work. oh
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i kind of feel like the bob ross one is almost as close as we're ever gonna get to like a global steve brule emoticon. it's like kappa steve brule as well. alright, i could be into that. i'm not trying to disrespect bob ross. mostly just extra respecting steve brule. i just left that item room alone. that was an awful first floor, i hated it. it's a wild run, man. it hasn't gotten any less wild.
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uh, in what? in what are you speaking? oh, you know, in the next rebirth patch that comes out. have they announced that? i'm just assuming there's gonna be another one because the game is fairly popular, that's all. is it? i mean, amongst some circles. i thought we were the only people who played this. no, there's also cobalt streak, remember? oh, i always forget about cbs! yeah, cbs and bs. bs, that's biznap. i know that guy.
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you gotta aim differently as a result of it. i'm having a bit of a rough time with this fallen fight right now and i shouldn't be. well, on the bright side you won't get 80% of the way through it and then teleport out probably. yeah, that's definitely gonna not happen. it's pretty unlikely. unless i like pop the teleport card. i almost died on that fight. oh my god.
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i'm not gonna send you my underwear. but also thank you to rumblemuffin who also helped us troubleshoot these video problems. and thank you to pemakepazoo for the 16 months in a row of subscriptions, thank you. rumblemuffin donated many a night to help us troubleshoot. he's a good dude. he's done the same for me. like 2 am his time he's got work the next day, he was like, hey, you know?
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he's absolutely not scottish in that one. but does he play like a side character who's maybe scottish? not sure, i haven't seen it. i think that's probably the right course of action. and thank you to tones for the two months in a row. tones 22, an awesome rash as well, 21 months in a row! thanks guys. you are welcome. i don't know if i'm gonna be able to do a boss rush here. i'm a scotsman, we've discussed it and we've adopted mike myers. i don't think you have a choice, man.
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i'll be getting it at launch, so i'll be prioritizing knocking out a couple of videos to put up soon after launch and once those videos are done hopefully i will be able to hop on and do a stream at and i'm gonna make a bunch of bullshit tiny like five second videos so i can undercut him in seo oh, he's gonna fucking smosh me. you're getting smosh in the mouth. don't do it man. i'm not gonna do it really
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i mean you could do it. no, i'm not gonna though. i'm gonna do the same exact shit you are. yeah, i think it's a good idea. i'm sure there will be people streaming at launch. i would love to be one of them, but it's not in the cards, unfortunately. there will be new cards, so it might be in some of those cards. there will probably be new cards. the science of tarot has been expanding as a result of this game.
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it's possible. we'll all get through this and tomorrow this will not be a problem anymore. yeah, absolutely true. tomorrow it will be after birth assuming it works. which, you know, if you want to know whether or not it works you're gonna have to talk to a luke about that. i wonder if every time i say that he gets like a hundred whispers. well only one way to find out right? exactly! i'm gonna put him through the punishment man. there's only one more day left to do it. this is the tax that you pay. we all know it's true.
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i think it's probably gonna be a win if i'm being honest. i really hope it is yeah, like guppy hive mind lord of the flies. it's pretty it's up there. my run sitting a little bit teetery right now it's a little 50 50 as to where this goes. where are you at on your run? i'm on necropolis one. oh, wow. okay. i've got a lot of health but it's like it's kind of going and coming pretty quick. yeah, you know, i've been there man. yeah absolutely
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and then they had the, they added a cracker and cheese deal and then there was also a hot sandwich after that. so there was non stop food. that, you know, i'm gonna be honest with you, that sounds kind of fantastic. it wasn't bad! if you have a long flight, i think it's logical to break it up like buy it, buy it in beverage services and if they just kept coming out with more food, it's not like i'm doing anything else. i'm not shitting on the food, don't get me wrong. it was just the fact that the people going up and down the aisle never stopped. that was the only thing that bothered me. i can understand that.
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you are welcome. did you see the rocket league stuff? yeah, man. i'm actually very excited for that. so they keep making... oh, geez. that's a bad decision. they keep making what i would describe as very good decisions. yes. hockey rocket league sounds like fun. i don't know the specifics if it's just gonna be like a puck instead of a ball or if there's gonna be less traction on the ice, but i'm interested. i saw an image. the image looked like the entire field was coated in ice. that is cool.
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wait for the patch. oh, there's a bomb. what can we do with this bomb? maybe the secret room contains enough money for us to make this happen. it's another slot machine. ahh! revel and enjoy it! gotta speed upgrade and then another bomb. i'm gonna use this bomb to blow up this slot machine.
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i don't think there's been a new episode in like a couple of years now. i don't think that's true at all. i keep seeing people talk about it. i was up on top of like the newest one, i just haven't watched it in ages. so, i don't know. maybe a new season started like two months ago or something. oh shit. i think it's going on man. i think you've been missing out. i'm gonna get back into that. oh yeah, small rock. i got a small rock. never get tired of that item. yeah, it's pretty good.
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that could be a number that makes sense, sure. man, if this is one of those things where like if you're in australia you get the game like 12 hours earlier than everybody else, i'm gonna be slightly displeased. not because i hate australians, but because i want to be there at, you know, the gate so many as well. zero hour. yeah, exactly. the ribbon cutting ceremony has... i don't want it to just be like whoever's, you know, astute enough to either live in australia or get a proxy. i could probably get a proxy if that's what it takes. you could too.
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maury povich is, you know, he's a talk show host. okay, i knew that one. and i think that's about where i end on my... his first name is maury. okay, well, if you're gonna go that route... his last name... is povich, and he's a man. yes, he is a human adult male. does he have a mustache? no, that's geraldo. okay, i'm thinking of geraldo. you're thinking of geraldo. first name geraldo, last name riviera. riviera.
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i just do something that causes time to pass quickly like i'll do some programming i'll play some xcom and then you like you know you do three missions of xcom and then somebody dies and you restart you do another three missions somebody dies so you're like well i'm not gonna do this campaign and then that's like four hours of past you're at least a quarter of the way there
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you know what's kind of weird is i'm almost feeling a little bit nostalgic that i'm gonna actually be saying goodbye to this game in its current form. yeah, i know i'm just getting more of this game. it's just an expansion, but it feels like the end of an era kind of... weird. yeah, it's a little strange. that's okay. i got another, uh, i got another teleport card. so this now is officially the most rebirth y run of all time. the lost godhead and probably two boss rushes. nice.
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i would agree with you. i've had a really nice time in 2015. we still got a couple months, but i'm just starting to think about it now. it's coming up pretty fast. 2015's been cool. i'm gonna miss it. but here's... 2016's gonna be even better! little did nick and ryan know. oh no. 2016 would be the final year of human existence on the planet.
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get down. okay. i'm ready. all right. i'm gonna start with boulder style are you gonna start standard or i'm gonna start standard style because i don't think i'm good enough to feel good about taking those new styles then i'll do a couple standard then just to break it in again thank you a long boy three months in a row saying crepes are trashed here. that's ridiculous. oh
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you step on it, you eat it. yeah, not every enemy drops a corpse i don't think though and it sometimes procs and sometimes doesn't. it doesn't give you 1 hp per crack then? no, it's occasional and i don't know to what degree. i'm gonna test out what i just said and get this apple for 4 hp while i'm at full health and see if i get 5 hp. yep, it works. that's cool. i did not know that. i just raised my max hp. sausages are the worst nl, i'm sorry.
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apparently 25 is the maximum or 25 25 is what gets you a life back thank you mr. beard for the four months in a row much appreciated. i'm gonna take s for shotgun because that's pretty cool. oh no all the gems went in the hole nick what are the effects of gem high i
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does it, when it pops maybe it kills things around it or something? but i'm not really sure. i'm gonna take the time out. we're going down the well to save jimmy. you mean timmy. are we doing the lassie reference there? it's timmy who falls down the well. yeah, it was timmy, not jimmy. on a regular basis. let's just think of jimmy and bimmy and then that's double dragon. right, exactly. sorry, bimmy and jimmy is the other way around.
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i petitioned one time there was one of those things that was like click this button to make them play in your town and i did oh yeah they didn't play in my town they were probably about to and they're like oh where are we gonna do with our trash and they're like well you gotta you gotta find something i'll take it for you guys if you want i don't care i want to see you guys personally more like drownfall this is because i'm in the aquifer
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so what is it like if the jellyfish get to the top of the screen or something? they fly back down on you. i don't like that. yeah, you shouldn't like that. i hate it too. kill him if you can. i'm gonna do my best. need the oxygen though. okay, oxygen. thank you. i think this is the best downwell run i've ever had. fucking red skull, god damn it! yeah man. oh my god, i'm dead! elrond, i thought you were supposed to be cool. alright, i unlocked purpley pallet.
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wait, do i not know how this item works? there's a... there's a ball. it's a cursed eye. i think i forgot what missingno does. missingno rerolls your entire run every single floor. oh yeah. alright, that's fun. let's do that. now, what's better? blackface friend or ifriend? i'm not gonna answer that question. i went with ifriend. what's the first blackface friend? it's the friend in... steven universe. yeah.
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wait, but you want the mushroom though, right? but we reroll our items every floor my friend why do you reroll items because we got missing though like 10 minutes ago. i didn't get that i know you didn't go and then i get sacred heart. come on. i'm gonna get this then actually, it doesn't matter my fire rates up. i'm as hazel. oh now it works quizzical up nod thank you very much for those. should i quizzical up dog? i can buy that i could buy a lot and if we had not taken
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alright. and sorry if i missed anybody, feel free to say so if i have. telepathy for dummies? no. this is exciting. i'm excited. alright, so deal with the devil. i press that button and now there's another boss. yeah, and now you'll fight for a deal with the devil now. you'll fight for your life. you'll fight to survive. is that hulk hogan theme song or is this some like anime theme song? i was gonna go for muse but your way is fine too.
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i'm just taking whatever items i can now. i know people are gonna be like, you know, take chaos, but we're on the last floor anyway, so... yeah dude, just drop me two fucking keys for free. and who gives a shit about what the item pools are when you're gonna reroll from all of them anyway? that's kind of how i feel about it right now, yeah. you're rerolling item rooms? i have...
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oh man, then mom's eye. oh shit dog. that's sweet. you guys are phoned now. wait, mom's eye didn't stick with me forever so i don't know what to tell you. sometimes it's based on your luck stat i think. oh, well it's a good thing i got that luck up then. isn't it? that is very true. i mean we're doing a lot of damage. ultra green is definitely gonna die and i'm gonna unlock lilith. hooray! me too dude! but it's a very strange run. the bear bones, thank you for the subscription. and you know what, thank you to moobot for also being a part of this fun.
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hey, kinravid. thank you very much for the subscription. i'm gonna get the, um... i'm gonna go pour some coffee into this mug and i'll be back in a second. it's alright. i'll hold down the fort for you. i hate how dark this is. turn up your gamma. that's the way to trick tyrone and edmund. yeah? they can't tell. i'm just playing with the weird shuffle puck ghost right now. it's really cute. alright. oh shit, yeah that helps a lot. alright. i've got some money. i'm gonna do the devil deal here.
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d10? thank you, trfessler for the subscription as well. d10. what's a d10 do? uh, rerolls enemies. oh yeah, i wouldn't have gotten that one probably. i miss the marshmallow. i'm gonna need that. screwball i guess i don't need. alright, let's continue on. it's actually called a do as well. ronnie? yeah, the ronnie james do.
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see do it. there you go. see if he'll care kind of probably would have a new relationship. oh, yeah, i'd be messed up right? yeah. like hey stop doing that hey you get off of there i'm gonna have to call the police you gotta take this through the proper channels. i've asked you nicely now i'm gonna call the authorities that would be the greatest reaction though to getting your dick sucked. hey you get off of there. hey, stop that get out of there. what are you doing? you're not allowed to do that
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josh is on shoal near the end. thank you, nice person in chat who actually answered the question i asked to josh. how do i know where i'm at? when you go down the floor it says, you know. it's the same floors as you have in the regular game though except for the shop is the chest. i still don't understand how it all works. also, ultra reed's bot is incredible. i'm very for them. i think i should reroll these. that's what i'm gonna do. i'm gonna reroll. oh!
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i'm done. you can tell me what to do if you want. oh, you're waiting on me? why are you waiting on me? because you need to unlock a zazel for us to do our next run. oh. lilith. i'm sorry. that's what i mean. you need to unlock lilith for us to become a zazel. i think i'm just gonna lose. no, it's just lilith. and now, what are your thoughts on the sliding filament theory?
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oh fuck, where is this last enemy? i love that was your first impression of that boss fight, like that's just the way that works. just like yeah, well you know, you just assume right? yeah. alright. i guess the doors form a big circle and i was like they probably try to trap you in and then if you go into one of those doors you like go to hell or something and you lose the game. i'm gonna lose so you guys are gonna have to go on that run without me. it's okay, we have been. we probably should have started with just like an isaac run, you know?
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he wants to say sketchy. i was pretty... i was, yes. i was semi committed that we were gonna get killed in that moment. but you think that all the time, though. i, i, you know what? you're not wrong. i do think that on occasion. alright, i'm getting robobaby. it's time. let's do this. you have to, man. there's nothing else going for you. i know. fucking no health still. maybe he did kill you and you're actually in the vibe. aw shit, we got like a source code situation going on here. wait, can i grid this fucker out? i can. can we talk about what that means?
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oh, is this gonna be the room i die? yes, yes it is, in fact. i'm still alive but i hate it. i'm kinda glad that run's over, cause i really didn't enjoy it very much. this run is like, straight trash, man. lilith is a good character though. and i'll fucking kill anybody who says otherwise. okay, actually now i've just picked up bff, so now i'm like, maybe this run's actually sweet?
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xrj3z1ap. that's your seed. you guys should do this run together now that you're on the same time. should we do adds at some point? because we're at the 7 mark? that's a good point. let me finish this mom fight one way or the other. alright. probably, yeah okay i've just finished it. i'm gonna take the polaroid because i'm scared shitless. we're just gonna die on this run anyway. and we'll come in here and i can't take any items because they're expensive.
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now blow this up and there's no spirit hearts. alright, we're gonna run ads. we'll be back in three minutes. thanks for watching and see you soon. see you soon. see you soon. what? are you okay? yeah, i'm fine. i don't know why i'm excited. like i do the same thing. i'll make like an oink sound and then it's just like... it does something weird to the back of your throat.
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that one sounded a bit wrong actually. swallowed yesterday's lunch. oh, you were eating it with your nose. you're just snuffling it up like my cat. i'm gonna get some water. alright, good luck. thanks very much mrquaint11 for the $1.69. what is your favorite hot button political issue to discuss with nl and josh? also nl and from kansas city, go royals. i'm a big fan of discussing things like
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feel like in my left arm my blood's kind of sticky right now, but i love it all right, you know we can get back rebecca mads all right. how you want to go about this then? i'm just gonna you know why don't you guys wait for like 30 seconds, okay? okay, cuz i have one hp, and i'm going down to the wound so i'm pretty sure i got a chance to just die so lost greed run then uh
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makes me sad. can't deny that. that is true, chat. i did play terraria with austin. that's who that is. last grey wolf. it was awesome. wouldn't it be sweet if you played terraria with steve austin? yeah! you wanna build a hellovator and he's like, oh hell yeah. i'd rather play it with you guys, honestly. that's very sweet, but i would rather play it with steve austin. yeah, me too. i mean, i'm just not gonna be dishonest. i wish you liked me as much as steve austin, but that's okay. i don't like anybody as much as steve austin, so... maybe the rock.
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but uh, yeah, so so kane is no longer director of operations because i guess he lost and i'm sure there's something that's gonna happen in about like, 50 minutes when raw starts. and they'll shed some more light on the subject. can you keep us updated after you find out the new info? cause i kinda am curious. i mean, yeah! i mean, you can just watch. no, i like it better through you though. right.
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i think i'm gonna win this run actually. you know what the secret was? uh, oprah book. well yeah. that's what the secret is. sandbagging. sandbagging. nah, the secret was actually... just not playing as lilith at all. just getting uh... just getting uh... judas's shadow and then becoming dark judas. oh, you snoodled your way right out of that little thing. what does that even mean? i snoodled it. snoodled?
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you went for a lilith run and then you just kind of misdirected us all like you're a magician or something. you know what? it was curse of the blind, so i'm not gonna even take that shit. oh, well. unintentional magistery. yeah, unintentional snoodling. reaper's eyeball is pretty good. i'm gonna take it. reaper's eyeball is actually absolute trash. reaper's eyeball. i took it. i could have rewrote it, but i didn't.
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but i recommend you see snowed in if that's the title i'm thinking of. that's never gonna happen, man. that's okay. oh, epic fetus. i get the fucking... the bracelet of strength again, too. i don't even want epic fetus, fuck that. why? too easy. yeah, edward snowed in. edward snowed in scissorhands. he snowed in the scissorhands. oh, trapped in paradise, that's actually the one, because i actually remember that title.
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i don't have the lost unlock. oh yeah. i'd still beat your ass if i had. would you? yeah. it's like an un re gave. give me your save. i'm not gonna give you my save, just download it on the internet. why? i didn't want your save. go to torrance.ru and then... i'm gonna go to torrance.nl. netherlands, man. that's pretty good. they don't have internet there. oh good. the lost isaac's heart. that seems like a good choice. tell you what, i'll probably just restart that one right away.
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reroll it you won't i will i'm just gonna wait till i beat the final boss. no demo. they're worthy. oh, there is oh, it's one of the incubus i like you want to fly he's a cool dude. yeah, i'll take this a golden fly is a cool dude. oh shit yeah, like if someone hits me then he's like dude i got your back i'm golden fly like thanks golden fly. oh
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alright, hagalaz does not break the pennies that ultra greed shoots out. häagen dazs? yeah, häagen dazs does not break that. i believe that's an ice cream treat that you're referring to, nick. achievement unlocked gb bug. not the gb... j dub n a g... mom's heals. hello, i'm gonna add tyrone to this call. alright. so it was a you won't. no, he did. now he did. it should be calling him...
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like 120 hours of afterbirth played now. yes. the two of us. oh my lord, that is absurd. well, we're gonna play a little bit more of it on the stream today. we're gonna play afterbirth, afterbirth, afterbirth. oh man, i'm excited. yeah, who would have thought, right? i'm operating under the assumption, cobalt, that you are kind of trying to unlock stuff, right?
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i don't really have much else to do besides stalk twitter with 15,000 people in here like just chillin trying to get this stuff done and figure it out and tyrone will jump on call every now and then to troll us a little bit more. that was like fun. oh no, i'm gonna die on this. i also am gonna die. i really should not die because it's actually quite great, but i'm gonna die. okay guys, just accept death. i have many times.
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i'm gonna take black and then money equals powers 109 on the list. okay. oh, come on yep, so a dollar i don't see anything creepy all i see next to it was says like times 10 or something or see 10 and then okay 109 on the list hilarious well, that's what five times like 20 so it would be a 109 it'd be like up here somewhere i think it's like the second page
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uh, mom's box? pardon me? oh, that sounds a little vulgar. i thought you were gonna say clitoris. it's no. alright, let's try mom's box. what's in the box? what's in your box, mom? oh, it's a usable item. uh... i used it, it gave me a rock. alright. little trinklets? i'm gonna reroll that in a minute. little trinklets. i like that. i think there's something with putting like, uh, lits at the end of something that sounds really weird.
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like, now i find myself being like, it's like my new brimstone or mom's knife where i'm like, i'm not gonna take that, we just took that last run. yeah. but it really does do the job most of the time. pretty good for getting items done showing up too. yeah. if you're interested in that kind of thing. i wouldn't disagree with that. don't tell baggy, i really wanna roll this room. let's see. direct evidence that it saved my run just before, so yeah, it's really a thing. i think it's a great item.
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it's like when your dad makes a joke about twerking or something. you're like, alright. just last night i was saying i was gonna get it tattooed somewhere on my shoulder. and today i'm absolutely thinking i should continue with that idea. absolutely, what could possibly go wrong? i have to get a tattoo because i reached a crazy goal so i'm gonna be getting an isaac tattoo soon. you should get it on the head of your dick. yeah. i was gonna get famine riding up my shaft and pie dying my forehead tip.
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curse of the tower. oh it seems like i'm gonna spawn bombs on occasion. yeah sounds fairly accurate all right, let's touch all the god items. i just got the baby that's also a battery and also there's car battery here, and i'm using lilith so this is gonna be a fucking armada of soy milk pretty soon. yeah, that's actually pretty sweet godhead
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can i have a whopper? oh, we only have big max here. what are those? yeah, this is getting better every time. darren the mean dad here at walmart. i have to pee so bad, but this run is just too strong. i can't tear my face away from it. yo, i'm gonna lose against ultra greed like 100%. i can't lose this armada. it's too beautiful.
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like netflix and chilling generation did not invent netflix and chilling this generation didn't even invent netflix hey, really, you want to take out my like batman? they try to reinvent everything our generation invented netflix probably i don't know how old mr. netflix is but i'm gonna assume that he's just enough older than me. so it's justifiable that he has so much more money indeed grimstone
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so i'm like, i'm gonna beat ultra greed with no damage. and like the prophecy is basically just becoming true like i mentioned earlier. for some reason i always get to ultra greed and no matter how strong i am i just live with a hard and a half. whether i'm good or terrible. and i have no money to donate to the machine. and also there's no machine. because it's a seeded run. alright. that's holy water but milk. what? what's the point of that? it's holy milk.
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stopwatch. that was a success. we're at a rerun on your run, nick. i am at the womb now, an agreed run. alright. i'm gonna run some ads and then we'll be back in three minutes. thanks for joining us so far. we'll be right back. well, they'll still be here, but i'll be back. no, ads. ads are happening. alright. it's a great time to take elle, elle crackin' break. crack it off.
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be right back guys, i haven't uh, crackened in a good five hours so i'll be right back in just a moment. explosive diarrhea. oh here's what it does in case you need to know the spilt milk. when you get hit it spills milk and gives you tears up for that room. ah, that's kind of cool. because you don't want to cry over the spilt milk but you do because you're a baby. cool guy brimstone 69. thank you very much for the subscription. i'm gonna get some uh,
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you know what? i'm gonna coin a name. if you got more than one incubus, they're incubuddies. incubuddy! there you go. it came to me in a moment of inspiration and it seemed good. it's no cat pieces but i like it nonetheless. yeah, i mean cat pieces is an all time classic as far as rebirth names go. yeah, all time classic. it's a popcorn classic, no doubt. more crap.
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tyrone! tyrone here? no tyrone! why'd you ruin lilith man? i'm gonna die tyrone! i think i got the soy milk thing out of my system now because post soy milk life is so much better than during ahh! tyrone you fucked me! let's see how this goes. nl, play in a zeyzal run i wanna see the nerfs.
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we got 15 coins guys. we've got 15 coins. oh wait, that sounds really good to you for some reason what's that? what are you buying because i can repeat i could repeat it over and over again and put 15 in every time. oh, yeah we had to do two so oh yes dick is gonna be pleased what did you get into 999? right now we can solve the mystery. i'm trying
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napoleon i'm still waiting for napoleon dynamite too. they're gonna make it right after austin powers 4 man you know i googled austin powers the other day and the number two result is austin powers the spy who shagged me ahead of austin powers international man of mystery yeah, i don't support this you don't have a choice. this is the reality austin powers international man of mystery is a much superior film to austin powers the spy who shagged me think so absolutely
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but i can't do an australian accent so i've got to default to the new zealand one. oh no, duns cap! no! oh lord, what is this? this seems bad. i just got ipecac my reflection on lilith. here we go. woo! party time! who would want this? that seems faster when i slow dick him than when i fast dick him, honestly. just deep dick him, don't worry about this. one day i'm gonna get this fucker. ah, stop donating your keys!
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alright guys. oh, i hate myself twice. that's okay i mean, i'm always gonna have diagonal shots now that i have the tumor transformation since the transformations stack yes yeah, it's it's a bit of an issue. it's like a punishment for d for ink a little bit yeah, we're probably gonna do this a couple more times then go back to the regular mode guys this is faster. i think than actually playing through a regular mode but i
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then you gotta bomb your way through and get to the black market man. anything can happen over there. i have a lot of tear effects and i love every second of it. i think i'm gonna roll with this from now on. i don't think i'm de 4ing anymore. alright, that's acceptable. nine lives, huh? also it did get rid of the diagonal. really? yeah, because i got tiny planet so i guess it overrides it. unexpected. i got fruitcake. i guess that makes tear effects go crazy. yes, that is correct.
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nick will fall out right now. i'm almost gonna skip that time. skip next time. change the time on your pc's clock. i don't think that's how they would do it. we've gone too far. i had people donating to tell me to do that. alright, we'll skip this time. juice me up. juice me up. that's not what i want. that's not what i want. what the fuck, man? this guy's gonna result in my death!
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oh, my program just stopped working and it crashed. oh, that's the worst! your stream program or like isaac itself? isaac. wow. i have had that happen once, but... i went in the grief chest and it broke. oh no. and i can't continue. no! hopefully that's not three hours of progress just down the drain. if i lost my freaking coins from that, i'm rioting! tyrant, you're gonna get an earful, man.
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i'm gonna set logs on fire and throw them in the street. it's a very different reaction than i'm used to. oddly specific. i like it though. ooh, crawlspace. well we have to go check our greed machine now guys. has anyone gotten a black market yet in greed mode? i have not. man, a black market? yeah, i just bought myself through the wall. that makes sense. oh you can still do that, okay. do you want to teach me that trick? i asked him several times.
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okay, you guys want me to random or i could do a seated greed mode run with these guys, but i don't know if we can donate to the machine on the seated one. yeah, why don't you, because i just finished my run and beat ultra greed, so why don't you start a run and give me your seed? if you can give me less than a minute, i'll be with you on that. there you go. well, i'm gonna run some ads. kobol, you can feel free to start if you want to, i think.
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alright, i will spin to win. and as long as it's at the loss we'll do it. i'm gonna be donating for a sec after this too i guess so. you and i can start at the same time i'm sure. the blue baby? i don't... oh no. you mean to roll again? yes please. i don't particularly want to farm money on the blue baby.
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sweet very waspy special powers. mm hmm metal gear for extinct ever extinct i had 99 coins to give to greed and it gave me about nine i'm sad. it was nine and not two all right, i'm gonna run some ads. i'll be back in three minutes. thanks for joining us so far. i mean i will also take a very quick break miss maximus here, but i'm not gonna run ads because i
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4 sho? 4 shw. ah, okay. kets for show. kets for show, that's fine. wrong save file? yeah, this is the youtube save file, i guess, but it doesn't really matter too much from a... because my seeds have... or my streaks have sucked so far. i'm not gonna worry about that too much until we get a little deeper into the whole rebirth... or afterbirth rabbit hole. how's it going, nick? how deep do you really wanna get? like, all the way deep, but at an appropriate level that, you know, not in the first week, maybe.
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and to celebrate, i'm gonna do a cross country gta 5 tour with bear taffy after the stream. you guys keep calling it cross country. yeah, well it's a country, right? i just want to let you know that grand theft auto 5 does not model a whole country. it barely models a whole county. dade county, florida. uh, unfortunately it's not dade county. then it would be... grand theft dade county. i mean, there's still like, autos involved. you're in a cycle across...
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we're gonna go around the whole world. you're gonna cycle across the entire grand theft auto 5 map. yeah, and it's gonna be awesome. that sounds like it could be. i'm not trying to tear you away, you know? as long as i'm not being required to officiate, you guys can do whatever the heck you want. no, you are. i just didn't tell you yet you're required to be there. well, no is the answer to your implied question there.
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no question there at all. i am, uh, i will not do this, but i wish you luck on your endeavor. bear thinks he can beat me, he can't. are you gonna race? no, i'm just gonna beat him though. so you guys are just gonna have like a casual bike ride through the whole map? yeah. alright. i can't pretend that, uh,
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i understand you, but you have my blessing nonetheless. it's like when people go out running, right? and they want to get some fresh air? i just don't do that, so i go out biking inside a video game. sure, yeah, i mean i can understand the therapeutic elements of it to a certain extent. i'm sure there are people out there that are gonna be pretty stoked about that. it's like a really good looking desert bus. pretty spoked about that! pretty spoked about that.
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how's that first floor treating you? oh, the first floor has been done for ages, man. oh. i'm trying to maximize my rerolls. blue womb is a little tricky though. oh yeah, i know. the boss there is pretty awful. ooh, halo. nice. also pretty good. yeah, you don't need to maximize your rerolls for that bad boy. uh, book of revelations. no, i'm gonna reroll that again. if you get the chance, yeah. might recommend it. and i'm gonna turn it into something way better.
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really? you wanted to take firemind that badly? i didn't take firemind at all. what are you doing on your run, mister? i'm gonna try it out. we'll see how this goes. you're gonna take firemind over what? over nothing. it's either take it or don't take it. what happened here? the boss room, it put me in the middle, and now there's rocks surrounding the whole thing and i can't leave if i wanted to. correct, yes.
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do you know if you specced it out how long is no. this could take all night. it could take longer than that. i mean... oh, then we'll cross that bridge when we come to it on our bicycle. i'm okay with it. alright, man. you know? i can tell you're into this idea. yeah, you are too. i mean since you decided to officiate the whole thing. i'm definitely not gonna be a part of that.
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like, right after this i'm gonna record some races and then, you know, probably like a quick dinner, then kayden i'll stream for a while and then i'll go to bed. but i hope that, you know, i hope that whatever it is you're looking for you find it on your journey through the, you know, santa barbara county. i just like to implicate you in things you don't want to do. that's alright, i've learned to say no as a result of this and i've gotten more comfortable with that idea.
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are you sure that's banal then man? no, it's ben ali. all right, that's fine i'm i didn't mean to insult ben ali by suggesting they were somebody else but but you did i did i mean i apologize for it on it soiled i'll make sure to give you a shout out during the bike stream tonight. okay, cool i knew he's gonna be there
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supposedly it only takes about 20 minutes to cycle the map. that is actually... now we've come around on the other side of it, and i hope that's not true because that would make your night kind of a bust maybe. busting makes me feel good, so i'm probably into it anyway. you could cycle it multiple times. well we're gonna go around it, not just across it, so it's gonna be a bit longer than you thought. oh you're gonna do the circumference? yeah yeah. good god. we wanna see the coastline, experience the shore and the windy mountains and things.
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i'm gonna be thinking about that for like a year now actually. please do, yeah, take your time. chat, what are you mad about? you want me to take the cancer trinket instead of the bouncy trinket? well, alright. but when people get mad about it, i'm gonna tell them the names of everybody who wanted me to take this. it's gonna take a long time, it's gonna be a real damper on the rest of my evening to be honest with you. what the hell? what's up? this... what? this room is broken!
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yeah, you know smoking doesn't cause cancer. i've never had cancer from it you know like you one of those days those legs are gonna go out from under you man. you're gonna be in trouble i need those legs. maybe you're right. i would i would recommend against it to be honest with you i'm gonna start rethinking this whole ladder thing and also that thing about whatever things were first made if they're original or whatever you said whatever things were first made. i don't know i
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i'm the world's smartest man. i was like if i do this, runebag's gonna hook me up baby. and it did. feels like an insult calling somebody a real runebag. i don't know man, in a lot of nordic cultures it's the highest compliment you could possibly pay somebody. you just pull a mjolnir. every morning man. it's one of the 10 things every successful person does before breakfast. knowledge! you wake up, pull a mjolnir, have 8 or 9 business meetings and then just get on with the rest of your day.
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how else are you gonna get on the roof? you take a fucking, you know, from russia with love style jet pack or something? after that i said that's all i had to say. oh, okay. that was the end of the point. i'm a little conscious about the lack of all the things that i need right now or have. well you thought this run's amazing, man. well, i'm not guppy yet. i'm nearly guppy. yeah, that makes sense. i have two red hearts and nine lives. damage is like, pretty not great.
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maybe you've missed out on a crucial devil deal or something. there are some of those! krampus. did you reroll krampus's head? i did not, i did not have a charge ready. that hurts real bad, i think. what was in there? death's touch. i like that item. yeah, that's like... it's doing a lot of good stuff right now. guess i'm gonna take celtic cross, cause i need health. i didn't even see that item.
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it seems like one of those items you're oftentimes waiting on being like is this is it good enough? and i don't know do i want to fight the hush on this run. i'm kind of over hush for now that's why i signed up for it, but i'm gonna probably not be able to or i'm gonna do it and die that's like i hate doing it and dying i mean like i have an awesome run and then you fight a boss for whom that is irrelevant and then you know i don't have an awesome run anymore um
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why is so people have told me mob the void pays out with black hearts. where are my black hearts? apparently they're up your butt and around the corner. i no longer i don't have any black hearts. oh, i'm freaking dead! alright. but then i respawned with nine lives. i don't know what to do. i'm not gonna fight this guy nine times. freaking die every time. i've been in that spot a few times. ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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you're over is it tommy. what is that every once in a while? there's just the random a random thing that comes out of my body when when do i know when it's used i? asked in chat, but then i was unable to read because i was playing it at the same time. it's okay. i understand hey, garfondo i'm almost like to the point where i'm like i'm gonna take the hush out of my regular rotation because i just i get so frustrated i
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yeah, i mean i if i were you i would probably recommend not fighting hush but you know i have a way worse run than you do yeah, it's very true. yeah doesn't that actually like help yeah, it might help you against hush right if i live that long oh, i'm not even gonna make it there in time never mind is no no going to us for me i'm on one with 28 minutes, so
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probably don't reroll that rooms just drop two dimes in this room when i finished it is the blue map each dip blue map there now. there's another battery which means we'll come in here we'll die and then we'll reroll it again get this bible or maybe the bible kills hush instantly i'm gonna say probably not no i'm gonna get through the first phase and then we'll see man then we'll see fuck it. i'm not going back for hearts. i don't care if i die die i
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a little salty, i'm not gonna disrespect my audience and say that i'm not a little salty when i am a little salty, but uh... why are you so salty? it's hard boss. one day we will figure out how to game this guy and he will not be a problem again. biznap says you shoot him very very slowly in the first phase, like one shot every five seconds and that'll recalculate your dps to make him weaker. did you lose?
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you should use the mouse for it. it's not necessary, you know? that feels awkward. yeah, man. and there are people who still get a little mad at using the mouse for epic fetus and i'm like, it's like, we're gonna... don't you worry your pretty little head about this. we're gonna win this run. oh, the mouse doesn't even work. oh, it doesn't work for epic fetus anymore? well, for this, i'm trying to use it right now, it didn't do anything.
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holy shots, tractor beam, daddy long legs. i'm definitely gonna reroll it though. so just like prepare yourself for that. reroll this lame as eff run. oh, this one's too good. i'm gonna reroll the shit out of it. don't worry your pretty little head about that. this one's gone. doesn't stand a fucking chance. i don't even know what a hushable run looks like at this point in my life, unfortunately. well it has enough health that i won't immediately die is kind of what i was after. ah fuck it, let's give it a shot.
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yeah, yeah i'm gonna take that one. portable slot. the compass. you know what? we gotta take this d4 just in case. just in case. i'm not gonna d7 the hush fight. d4 could be like what saves your life when you're about to die. very true.
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right as i was like we're gonna play the intro and then you were like i'm back and i said okay we're playing the intro and then you were like quiet for a second. what did i miss? mmm. yeah sorry, it wasn't josh. it was me that was doing that disrespect. oh, that is not don't give him crap over it you gave josh crap you nick don't protect him. okay? yeah, he needs to learn from his own follies. all right. oh, sorry. oh
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we're gonna play afterbirth and then we're gonna play... duck game. duck game, and then after that we're gonna play rocket league with mutators. and big ball and boost and square ball, whatever they got in there. what kind of afterbirth run would you like to do today? i've been doing afterbirth because i've been trying to get all the hard mode things. i'm not really too good, but i did most of it. like isaac, i'm mostly okay. maggie.
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i'm pretty good. cained, yes. can we do question mark, blue baby? you wanna be sure? blue baby. alright. yeah, but... and yeah, yeah, let's do that. okay. how do you wanna do that? because i went to the underworld, and so i'm gonna get the seed. okay. but you gotta go to the chest, you gotta beat the chest. alright, we'll go to the chest. my seed is 2p.
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it starts sounding like the the price is right thing if you do it too much though you know i'm saying i think i'm gonna just try to make it more uncomfortable and nobody that's john cena's music i'll just start singing like happy birthday or something john cena's music. oh, yeah. well, i
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it was terrifying and it was a rollercoaster ride and i thought i was gonna have heart palpitations by the end. sub notification. i'm telling all around, welcome mr. wizard to jsmith town. and he had a show up for 25 months in a row. and then i think there was someone else. dark underscore rug. i'm telling all around. that's a great name. yeah!
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oh, you had the onc probably. yeah. i really like the idea of using that word that way that you lamb that character. yeah, i lammed him. i like the idea of the lamb being a goat warrior. is he not? i'm for that as well. lambs are... i'm gonna make myself sound a little silly here. lambs are sheep, right? i think so. or are lambs a different animal?
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oh, oh, uh, someone in chat gave good data. it's j6ot9 up down all around. welcome to jsmithtown. but actually it wasn't him. but there was another person who said, lamb is baby sheep. the sheep is generally called mutton. mmm, that's true, yeah. when you go to a restaurant, it's like mutton. yeah. because if it were sheep, you'd be like, what do i care? i'm not gonna eat a sheep. what do i look like? eh, lamb chop. god, stop blowing up, you blow upper.
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i haven't quite figured out how to use that properly yet. yeah there's probably a great strategy for it. i just don't know what it is. it's gonna ignore it sad bombs that's an okay item. yeah, that bombs gets in the wind. thank you for your five months in a row and sorry if i'm being a little bit despondent right now i only just like 20 minutes ago was at the very end of undertale so it was a bit emotional and now i'm trying to bring back my normal self
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did ben affleck get pulled out of the elevator by bruce willis at the very end? i'm not gonna say it was like that, but it was pretty intense. no, armageddon was in ships, it wasn't intense. yeah, it was intense. you're thinking of schitt's creek, the canadian television show starring eugene levy. yeah. no, i'm not spoiling undertale anybody, i'm just saying. just emotional. i think you would expect that. fuck.
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once you have the reaver, you're pretty much set for everything else. if you know what i mean. oi! oi! permit card? where does that take you? the shop. it takes you to the shop. i knew that. that's why i said it. let's see, like the lollipop. don't lick your lollipop, jessica. don't lick my lollipop! eh, you might lick it. no. i'm not... i mean, god. eh, i'm not gonna do it. don't knock it till you try it. you might salty. it is possible. i mean, i don't know. let's go this way.
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mom, mom won. this is a long ass run. i'm sorry dude, no it's really long ass runs. maggie. i hate maggie. yeah, right? yeah, they take forever and then know who else also sucks in eve. she's stupid people are gonna get mad at you for saying that one, but i've been i've been opinion for years. yeah. no eve is eve's butts
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she was like, there can be only one queen and just fucking executed him with a sword on the steps of buckingham palace. damn. something about that, you know, i didn't know freddie mercury, but i think like if he was gonna die anyway, he'd be like, i'm into it. yeah, i'd probably be into it honestly. you know, elizabeth just fucking cut my head off with a sword on the steps of buckingham palace. it sounds fucking dope. in front of a crowd too. yeah.
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were you planning on playing it? i got the impression you weren't. i was not... i'll be honest, i probably wouldn't have had time this week anyway. so i'm content for you guys to talk about undertale and be like, this game is real sweet, you should play it. and i'll be like, yeah, i guess i'll do it at some point. we're gonna do it last week and i was like, bear, can we wait another week so i can play it? and he's like, yeah. i think undertale is probably like the biggest release of the week, so... i think it'll do good numbers for us on itunes. you think so?
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the three dice room rerolls all consumables on the ground on the floor. i'm just gonna do it, fuck it. how about you josh? what did you do this weekend? i don't remember. alright, that's usually a good sign. most of the time. what did i do? i did something. i went to dave and buster's, that's pretty okay. i think that's pretty cool, i've never been. yeah, i think you'd like it. it's a lot better than... boston pizza? yeah.
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you know, open it up and get unlimited clean water anytime i want for like a fraction of a cent per liter. i'm not sure what those two things have to do with each other. it's get with the times, grandpa! oh, i'm joking. i do, you know, hand drawn animation is something else for sure. i wonder if i'm ever gonna like fight this boss or what. like, this run is actually horrible.
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well, finally someone's advertising for south park. maybe the show can finally get off the ground. which one's the deps? do i still have it? like, i'm on deps 2? yeah, you're gonna find mom. is that momland? it's momland. alright. so should i just donate, like, all my money? i mean, that's up to you. is that a normal thing? is that what people do? in this economy? i'm gonna do it. you can't stop me. piece of shit. thank you macros86 for the 27 months in a row!
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hit me with your bomb, baby. one more time, i don't give a shit. come on with your grundle, you don't find fair! i'm definitely not gonna lose on this run. this is my last life. i lost. you're on the chest? yeah. it's like a literal possibility to win. it's a long way to go. i wouldn't get your hopes up for a win here.
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my hopes are always up. no, no, i'm dead. oh, now you're dead? that run's over. fuck that, man. and i just quit to the next game? i would love to! alright. jeez. i thought there was gonna be a but after that statement, there just wasn't. no, yeah, like i'm not starting a new run. that one is... i would love to... well, it's like, it's time to start a new run. we've never had a... it's been a long time since ryan was stumped by isaac for the whole hour.
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to start a new run. this is uh, do you wanna just like uh, you could just go to duck game. yeah, i gotta, let me just quit out of this. alright sweet, i'm gonna go get some water, we're gonna play some duck games. oh you know what, i have this whole fucking cup of coffee and i just haven't been sippin' on it. see ya in three minutes. mmm, see ya in three minutes. i love how nl miraculously died in time for the right section. and then you give me a winky face?
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i was like, man, out of all that, all i could think of was like, that poor deli owner. he's gonna be like, he's gonna be liable for this. i was telling nick, i was like, man, i really hope that there's like a spectator version to this. because i want to see people rumblering each other. dude, i would watch rumbler fiends all day. like tell me when someone's gonna rumbler, because i'm gonna periscope it. yeah, periscope that shit on your rumbler.
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that's where you go and you just fucking fight everybody. oh my god, imagine like the... like, how many people do you think are gonna go to like a ufc fight and have rumbler and then be like all hyped up after they've been like, oh my god, i'm gonna rumbler after this. do it dude! yo, gsp looks bloated man, you can take him. oh boy. i didn't have any carbs this week man.
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are you online? oh, i'm not online. oh man. because bethesda was like, if you go online while you're playing fallout 4, we're gonna fucking kill you. but you can stream it. yeah, you can stream it, but don't go online. don't let your friends list know though. alright, i am now online. there he is. who else is here? brack the man, you get an invite.
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i don't know what we're gonna do here, cause uh... i can't i can't get up there like literally. oh yeah, i guess i got the only jetpack, huh? alright. this will make this easier on you. what the fuck? that gun might have been out of ammo anyway. get out of here! this is the dumbest thing i've ever seen. i should just go for this. i'm better off with the net, really. oh! no, he got me!
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i just hammered myself cause i didn't want that to be a thing. you disarmed me! that was fast. yeah? you blocked it. that was pretty good. i'll fuck off with this. i'm gonna save you, josh. save me please! save me, save me, save me from the squeeze!
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i got a big fat mama trying to break me. it's true you have a big fat mama trying to break you. ow! your hands are hot, man! what'd you i don't know why yours didn't kill me, but... oh, you fuckers! will we see an all fallout 4 nls s on wednesday? i'm gonna guess probably not. oh, yeah? i'm saying yeah. josh is saying probably yeah.
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and he had like super huge arms and you had to fight like a nyxia to get to him from wow wow wow it was it was interesting. that's pretty wild i'm gonna go with just a regular old isaac hard mode run just to see if i can get to either megastating or hush on this sure so 74 rg cteb 74 rg cteb yeah
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i don't wanna spoil things, but i know we're getting close to where i'm gonna have to grind out those lost post its and i'm like, ah crap. it's gonna take like probably like a week of sustained play i think at least in order to... because like beating blue baby is not that hard compared to beating an enemy like ultra greed i think if you don't have the chaos card, but maybe it's like i have like very little experience fighting ultra greed and hush so maybe one day i'll reverse opinion on that, but i don't know.
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all yara and teth for perthro. so good. i got spoiled, man. when we unlocked the other stuff, i was like, what is this shit? i don't want the all jizz. yeah, i don't want the one that gives me a minute of invincibility. that's actually the worst rune that we've got unlocked right now. one day. i think i'm just gonna have to do it. i mean, that's obvious i'm gonna have to do it, but i think i just have to do it the old fashioned way unless i wanted to leave my whole save.
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it's gonna be a nightmare though. we unlocked all the good stuff before they nerfed the characters. like we did all of the azazel unlocks. i actually made a lot of progress in just the regular game by doing azazel runs because he's quick and you can get through those targeted areas to unlock, you know, the chest, the cathedral, all that good stuff. and then lilith as well! like even greed mode in her regular mode with her box? like i'm not gonna let out before any of that got nerfed, so...
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i would feel like the ring was just made to capitalize on the emerging technology of the vhs market in the year 2000 2001 god it was was it 98 or 2001. i can't remember is definitely i don't know if it was oh one or oh two i'm gonna say oh two actually is it was a big deal freshman year of high school people are you man enough to see the ring?
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it better not be. that's where it's like, they bring in the second, you know, string cast and stuff. yeah, exactly. like, naomi watts is like, i'm not gonna do that, i've been nominated for an oscar. exactly. they bring in like, janna malone or something. and retro maniac92, thank you for the four months in a row. it's uh, you know, standard rebirth law. cursed eye soy milk on a reroll. it's bound to happen from time to time. oh, my reflection 2, okay.
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i played for three hours like on monday and i was like i'm ahead of the curve and now i'm like i'm 200% behind the curve for everybody and i feel like the back seating is gonna be ridiculous so i almost want to have a second save file but instead i just drafted magic the gathering last night. there you go. oh yeah constant spoils, constant spoils. i've been spoiled the same thing like 20 times already.
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i've yeah, i've kind of like just accepted. it's gonna happen yeah, that's what i have done with back seating on anything, but isaac i'm like if it's nothing new if it's like a strategy game i just want to get good get up to the current curve like bring it on bring the tips on yeah the game i was like an hour in i think somebody spoiled like the most major plot point in the game for me and did they made a name on twitch to to yep, wow what a jerk yeah
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when you get that cute little doll, you get to drag around behind you. i love mr. dolly when it gives me spirit hearts and black hearts and not all three red hearts that i don't need. oh, does it have a chance to give three of the same heart? i think it's a random chance to give you any three hearts. so it can be black or spirit. i'm not gonna note that actually. i've gotten three red hearts before too. i just got two souls and a black though this time. yeah, that's what i got too and i'm pretty happy about it. hmm, flatworm maybe. let's see.
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chat, i love ya, but i don't know whether to kill ya or kiss ya. cause you're saying, uh, don't reroll this run. i'm gonna spoil it for you. we're gonna reroll this run. every run gets rerolled. that's the motto here. what is this? nothing is every other run gets rerolled here. yeah, exactly. oh look, he's horned. okay. it's just techpoint x, you goddamn scums. yeah, i mean, that's kinda my perspective, is, you know, techpoint x only has power over you if you let it have power over you.
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i'm gonna have to face check the next three rooms so i get another roll just to be able to live with my midas's touch. like, i'm prepared to lose some hearts just to get rid of this build. cobalt, do you have a strategy for fighting the hush yet? like, do you do the thing where you wait a couple of seconds between shots? um, no. i just go all out on him and then when he starts blowing in the wind i try to hug the corner. actually, all of the wind blowing is a pattern, so if you find a safe spot, um,
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i'm actually gonna die on the hush fight. don't do it with 12 hp don't do it. no, i have a respawn there we go. yeah now we got a tiny planet build. yeah no lather us. oh you just mentioned that and there's that such i lived i
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i'm not gonna use glass cannon you savages. they nerfed that so hard. they did but it's still great on the lost. it's like a lost item. i feel like the loss is a lot better now. even just with the subtle changes. d4 seems to make it like... you hold r a lot less often to get something really good. yeah. double as many chances. i've been able to start with just damage items and actually pull some runs out without even like forcing the dead cat or holy mantle and stuff. okay.
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so if you've done all of your regular rooms in your boss room, it'll teleport you to your secret room. and if you've done both of your secret rooms in all of your rooms, it'll teleport you to the error room. or the devil deal, or whatever room you have at it. it like narrows down all your rooms slowly. if this teleports me to the error room, i'm gonna be so happy. the devil room will be like, ah whatever. but the error room would be hilarious so i could do another floor with no damage.
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it blankets the room like a fucking carpet bomb. yeah, and then that's like your reality for like eight or nine re rolls. what? i'm gonna die! it does a lot of damage, but that's like, you know, not necessarily a hundred percent desirable. use it one more time, n l. i can't use it one more time, there's no rooms left! now what if the i.m. air room had a battery in it, and then you used teleport 2.0 in the air room?
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are you done, cobo? i'm gonna forget me now and then kill the boss one more time and then... yeah, that's what i'm on to. you guys do that and i will hang out. have a nice little jer rune for it. it's just proof that the d100 is the best, man. depends how long you have. sometimes you get it at the last minute and not so good then. chat, you don't want me to do the speed challenge? because if i show you my challenges, tab, you're gonna be mad.
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i think i'm gonna have to listen to that back again because that was several levels deeper than i was able to hear at the time. so like, in an original drawing that edmund had put out, like in august, it showed the greed layout floor, the floor, how it's laid out, and then it showed the secret room possibilities, and every single wall, it said, had a chance to be a secret room.
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hacker shore is goddamn delicious. i don't drink, but i'll make satisfied noises anyway. mmm, yes. i'm not gonna do a speedrun, cobalt's gonna be done in 11 seconds. i am done. he's done already, alright, we're gonna run some ads. you missed my speedrun. you're gonna run some, or we're gonna run some ads, then we'll be back in three minutes to play some duck game. see you soon. yo chat, remind me to go back and finish this run later, because it's really good.
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cobalt hold on. i'm okay. i almost got it. yeah, probably. i was trying to see who i needed invite again. it's possible what rob i'm gonna smoke you i will smoke me out i'm gonna roll you up into a dutch master, and then i'm going to i'm going to smoke you dutch master mm hmm that sounds weird yeah, it is back
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how do you get this cool stuff? oh! you shoot it open with the rocket launcher. and then you get the jet pack to fly up. take a shot and see what happens. there's another one. i'm gonna shoot it out of the air. did you do that? okay, i want you to do that. alright, let's try this again. i love that you've made a new game out of this. i wanna know if it's possible.
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oh, alright. that's fine. that's fine. alright, sometimes you panic. sometimes you panic. ah, this is my favorite. i made this today. what is happening? check it out. alright, wait, wait, wait. oh my god, i wanted to explain it. it's okay. you found your own thing to do actually. so if you try and risk it to grab one of the boxes which can also kill you, you can stack it to try and get to the chaingun. oh. wait, i'm gonna do it.
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alright, i'm just gonna throw a bunch of... ah, you dicks! see, that's the fun! that's the fun of it. oh god! oh shit! whoop! gonna make it! i'm concept, thanks for the resub. yep. oh, i deserve that. that map is pretty cool. yes! thanks, man! i had armor, bro! that is so razaki.
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oh, that's scary! very brave! this is some dangerous shit that you're rocking right now. singed the toenails. okay, okay, alright, alright, alright. oh, that's a great idea for a level. i'm gonna make a shitload of springs with guns bouncing on them. oh, shots to the sky, son! alright, that was awesome. i'm actually pretty proud of that for once.
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oh no, oh no, oh no! oh, thank god! okay, alright. no! not that left key! even if i get you, i can't get over there. delicious. watch out, she might come back with garbage water. she wouldn't dare. i'm gonna go into the senator ring, and i'm just gonna eat trash!
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that was a meat. oh that's bad! okay, just lick the wind, thread the needle. don't lick the wind or thread the needle. why are you gonna lick the wind? that one was kinda close. what are those?! exactly true. no! no! no! what's your name? how did i do it?! i'm loaded up there somewhere. that was fun. oh no. i like this. oh! he got me on the jump!
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i don't know, there's gotta be a few others. it should be a minecraft daily. i can't wait for that. that's gonna be the best. it was pretty good though, you know. i had a bagel. oh those are fantastic. yeah, i've been on like a little bit of a bagel kick lately. and that's about it. that's my day. only cream cheese? that's it? it was, it was herb and garlic cream cheese. okay. you know, it's not like i'm messing with that like irrelevant shit, you know. i just figured there'd be bits of some kind of veggie in there.
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i, uh, at the grocery store i accidentally picked up light herb and garlic cream cheese. yeah. and then when i was about to, like, leave the dairy aisle, i was like, hold up. don't be trying to punk me like this. i want that full fat herb and garlic cream cheese. i'm okay with it. and then i got it. you know what's ridiculous? i hear you say i picked up and i immediately think the next words out of your mouth are gonna be an isaac item. like, i've heard you say those words so many times. that's fair, yeah. that's silly. ooh, quarter. i understand where you're coming from there.
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i'm gonna make it easy. uh, did you get a deal with the devil on your second floor? are you not, uh... i'm still working on that. i played fairly slowly, you might be new to this. no, that's okay, there's nothing wrong with that. have you heard the good news about cloud strife? no, please come in, let us discuss this. that's pretty, i mean, i guess it's cool, you know, people are stoked about it probably. you know who's probably really stoked about that? it's square enix. yeah.
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i was hoping you're gonna do it because i didn't have the vocabulary to put it together. so it's camp below camp below confirm for smash that'd be pretty sweet. i'd be in rock band smash brothers crossover i love you so the new rock band when you i've been playing a decent amount of it. i'm having a good time a self aware good time and it builds your setlist on the fly like when you play a show instead of picking every single song it gives you like options to vote on but sometimes it'll give you an option that's like
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mmm, and the other disappears, so it's not about the devil deal anymore in this i was playing as the lost i would probably take brimstone i hear you on that one. i figured out a way to make you say the thing i wanted you know the fact that you can just hide out over rocks and fire that brimstone shot in i think is pretty good on the other hand they're gonna probably keep slamming into the rocks right and the knife will stick out over the edge, so i'm still working so though a little bit more harrowing yeah, yeah a lot of heroin hmm
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did you get all this good stuff here? because i am two thirds guppy, i've got like flying, i've got huge shots. no, i think you uh... you superseded my run by getting that deal with the devil on the second floor. oh, alright. i did not get the deal with devil on the second floor. but as a result, i got the deal with devil on the third floor which gave me brimstone, so... right. it's a tough call, you know? either one could be the right selection here. well, i'm gonna be taking brimstone if i get it as well, so we'll see. right. two thirds guppy is pretty sweet.
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like i would prefer if the lost was a character that was still difficult and unique, but people weren't like, oh i'm never gonna touch it again now that i've finished it. it was this immense pressure that i didn't want on my mind to know that i couldn't beat these things so i had to rise to the occasion, right? couldn't just leave it.
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know rob was quite worried about them, but he also just unlocked the seller the other day yeah, he's gonna sometimes he's gonna have to fight haunt now. that's a tough life thank you very much ergo me smart for the 14 months in a row welcome back you get some kitty cat chat for you, please. i'm just tearing this run up at this point. oh, yeah this is sitting in health cap everything is peachy brimstone one hit killing everything i just finished boss rush didn't even like lampshaded i
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just gotta rush that room. what do you need, like 30 minutes? yeah. that's the hush criteria? if you can tell me where the rooms are, the boss rooms are for the womb, that would be awesome, but i don't expect you have to remember. maybe like top right if i remember? why am i not just using a cast card? oh, i just missed. cool. whatever. i better not miss. i'm gonna freaking implant myself in the hush when i get to it. maggie, do you need anything else? no, just hush and mega satan, so we'll take polaroid.
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like positron tweeted and was like, i forget what he was, i wouldn't say man, but what he was complaining about. tyrone was like, well that's the decision that northernlion pushed for in the final version of the game. like i didn't have access man! i couldn't give you any feedback. he's throwing you under the bus for no reason. yeah, he's just throwing me under the bus to throw me under the bus. so you know, i'm gonna throw you under the bus as well tyrone. yeah, that's reasonable. he told me today they're patching war, so that's good. i told tyrone
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i don't know, what, what, maybe i'll try to knock out a greed mode run? i'm on cathedral so i can't be too far behind, so yeah, that's probably fine. might as well fill like 20 minutes though. i'll just do like eyes of greed mode. i've already done the nuclear throne daily today, okay? it's gonna be up on youtube soon, never fear. oh, it's a good choice. guys said no pumble wants coin, you can stop now, i know.
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or it could just be a bug, also. bumbo's transformed, man. maybe bumbo is part of the arg. give him 109 coins, see what he does. i'm gonna have yeah, bumbo, eat all the coins, dog! i'm gonna get you fed as hell on green mode here. egg whites. whoa. bumbo never go away. he's like just chilling on the screen. he's not moving anymore. oh no, what have you done? bumbo's gotten a little too fed, he needs to take a little nap. bumbo for smash?
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does he get stronger from this point onwards? because like max all round. yeah, yeah, we're on the same wavelength here for sure. i want to give him more but there's no more coins. i'll just clear this floor. he wants coins. i'm gonna give him coins. this is max level bumbo. okay. oh. so i will bumbo.
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thanks for sticking around, bud. starting on the next floor, i'm gonna pick up all the coins though, if i can. i'd rather not fight you for them, but... gotta do what we gotta do. walk up to isaac for the boss fight, chaos guard. goodbye. this is so good. bumbo, get a taste, man! oh my god, runebag proptosis number one box of spiders. yeah, man. it's pretty good. but it's not as good as bumbo! well, would number one actually drastically kill my damage, though?
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it's earned more than that. bumbo stop taking my coins you son of a what?! he dropped a he dropped a stone chest! this dude's capable of anything these days. bumbo take the coins! the coins belong to you bumbo. he dropped a two of clubs, okay? he dropped a key, he dropped a bomb. yo i'm starting to think this bumbo guy might oh sorry i took your coins get away from me! chat's gonna be so pissed. oh yeah, we're gonna take tiny planet for sure. this is like the most coins this dude has ever had so he should still be happy.
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he's a little greedy though. well, he is like the actually he's a little green. he's a tiny little green. we gucci we're good. okay? okay. yeah, the gooch levels are up there. hmm. we roll that son of a bitch d10. no, thank you what a fantastic item the d10. oh, those are my coins. sorry bumbo i need two more and then you can take the rest. i'm gonna take the coins man i wonder if you double your bumbo if the doubled one is
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his bumbo is like, he's real big. he's a big bumbo. i don't think it's so many coins for taking damage. this doesn't seem right. i'm sure bumbo appreciates it. i've been probably true, although i took all his coins. when is dank bumbo gonna be a thing? we'll let tyrone know. ooh, a guppy item. interesting. sorry, okay. bumbo, those coins belong to you, man. oh, goldenheart, right. that's true. forgot that i had a goldenheart. lot of interlocking systems to
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bomb o. yeah. oh right, that's the next thing i've got to worry about is how i'm gonna get freaking 999 coins in that thing. that's gonna take a bit. now i am ready when you are. alright. i am... done. ooh, book of shadows. sweet, we're gonna be glad to play some speedrunners. don't go anywhere! see you soon. i can't see myself mounting this, nick. you know i'm gonna have to quote that. you do what you gotta do. you cannot diplopia diplopia. i just checked. damn. well, thank you for looking into it, stuart.
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what are we doing? we're gonna play speedrunners. i'm gonna try and make a room in that but that's always a little bit iffy. okay. this is play. i'm gonna go custom. alright, i'm gonna get a couple of yogurt. are you drinking a go gurt over there? i'm having a fusion. a go gurt fusion. mm hmm. is that the proper way to ingest a go gurt is to drink it? is that what it is? well, what else are you gonna do with a go gurt?
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it's like the spelunky tutorial where you're like, okay, we're gonna do the ah shit. okay, give me a second. so they changed the matchmaking screen, which has to be good. okay. but when i go to invite you, i just click the invite friend button and it just says invited. but it never asked me who i'm inviting. and then it says no friends are found. just invite everyone by default. just invite all of your friends.
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it's actually the drugs that the government has introduced to turkey. fucking turkey antibiotics, man. try the non gmo turkey next year. i'm gonna try the s my d turkey next year. i'm gonna try the non hmo turkey next year. that stuff is, you know... i'm gonna try the all new 4g lte turkey next year. i'm gonna just try the mp3 turkey and listen to it.
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it's real weird. so they're just gonna put glasses on sharkman or something. we'll be okay. how many crate blocks did you guys get that round? we're gonna need some drills to get into those. oh, i get it. it was a bit overkill to make that joke, i'm just saying. there, you saved it! look, it's old speedrunners music. you guys know we have to hate a new developer now, right? oh really? yeah, which one do you want to do today? i can't wait.
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alright, that's a lot of pulses. what the fuck? there we go. oh, what the fuck? you canadian bastards. i don't even know what the story is. what did canada do now? i heard you guys dumped a bunch of like, sewage into some lake of ours. oh, that's bullshit. does that sound like something a canadian would do? it doesn't, that's why it was so odd. i heard canada fucking murdered president obama. whoa. wow. oh, i lost. i, you know, i'm gonna be honest, i hadn't heard that he had been murdered.
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that is how it does anything i just like for you to know that cuz it's your first time here. i'm gonna let you make that mistake if you're gonna come back to jrpg club again, i'm gonna have to ask you to educate yourself on whoa hey now now you made it real what? it's an eighth grade man
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does the phrase based on a true story really even mean anything anymore? yeah. what even is true? oh! sweet! oh, for some reason you just don't get hurt by that bomb. yeah! alright. deer power, i guess. yeah, that's what the deer god does. oh, yeah, i'm just gonna hit all those boxes. oh god, now i'm accidentally referencing something that happened with game grumps. i didn't do that on purpose, i don't even know. oh, fuck! we get great drop points here.
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