Quotes about “i was drunk then”
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1258.60
but then you've been on that arc for like, i don't know, for like six hours now. you've just been talking about ubers and referencing your uber tweet. like, like i don't get it. no, i was just drunk. okay, well fair enough then. okay, we got 4500 bucks left in the budget to renovate the bathroom of this trailer. well, if you've been by all means guess what? enjoy having a japanese toto washlet.
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301.14
oh god! oh, it came for me. i tried to do a challenge last night. i was gonna do like a birthday semi drunk stream. so i decided i would try and do a 106% run through super meat boy where i take a shot after each chapter. so like each one is meaning light world, dark world, light world, dark world. and then i couldn't get much further than i was having a lot of trouble by hell. just sad because i play that game a lot. dark world levels are tough. wait, you took a shot every time you died?
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2366.16
those words woke me up. i need to get myself together or i'll sink and you save me. so, uh, thanks. now this is a surprise, zack. can a human being really turn themselves around this quickly? come on, don't say that. i was drunk, you know. i lost my baby girl, my wife, then my father in law. i didn't know what to do. blaming it all on someone else was the only way i knew how to cope. what are you here for anyway?
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2500.56
i thought maybe you would notice because in order to have this conversation you had to have someone turn the subwoofer from you know 400 decibels down to like you know 50 which was very nice so thank you i appreciate it and then they would you know i'd be like yeah can you keep it down please for like a million time and then he'd be like sorry dude sorry but not actually be sorry and then it's always like you know drunk people they just forget i understand i've been there and i don't mean on vacation
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528.94
what was the situation? in vancouver our bus got hit by a drunk driver so we had to pull over and then like that wasn't the danger level but then when we got back on the bus i was like one of the last so i was still on a fucking parachute. i was one of the last people to get back on and i sat in one of the like reserved for the elderly in the handicapped seats and then this dude at the back of the bus started yelling at me and he was like
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5316.06
like, another round? the first third of that movie they were on to something, man. it was like albert einstein's the hangover. then they started going, oh, i'm not getting drunk enough. i'm not getting drunk enough. so they started to drink more. no, dude, you fucking had it.
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287.92
jumping is the new gamer language. you know what else is a gamer language? heaving a usps mailbox at a chicken from across the map. and then he quit the game or something. i don't know what happened there, but we got a perk. he got blackout drunk and showed his anus. you're thinking of the wrong streamer. that's prezzo. i don't know if prezzo's here. i don't know why i called him prezzo. that's not his name. that was jerma. i must have missed that one. i will say,
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1542.68
and they say nicotine is bad for you. i've never, well i wouldn't say i've never consumed nicotine. but i've never enjoyed it. i really like, i'll give you my history with smoking, okay? i think, josh sometimes in the past, you know, like 10 years ago, if he was really drunk, he would smoke like two cigarettes. and then one time i was like, hey, let me try that.
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4678.10
vomit scars you when you clean it up. especially, i think, when it's not your own. there's foods i can't eat anymore because a roommate in college ate them, got too drunk, threw up, and then i cleaned it up. and then for the rest of my life, i'm like, okay, i guess i'm not having swiss rolls anymore. hold on. this is a definitive source. i was an emt for six years.
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6869.84
jacked it? he could have jacked a car. yeah, he jacked off a car? 8 pastrami got 15%. come on guys. jacked it. was it a drunk talk? i can't believe jacked it and be jerked it by like 6%. i forgot which one i wrote. fucked and ate some pie. 26%. and then gave me 8 lords a leaping.
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