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six minutes into this run. okay, i'm on caves two. i don't know how many minutes into this run. about a half an hour. the damage is not getting better. i think i gotta try this. let's see what we got here. what if zelda was a girl? don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to. one of the dilemmas of our century. oh no! oh! guess you got hit. ah!
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no backup, huh? nah, nothing. nothing like that. i should have emperor carded, but it was the freakin'... it was on... mob trap room. yeah. boss... no, mob trap room. and it was those mini fatties who just shoot randomly and jump. you blow off their head sometimes and they kind of turn around. yeah, and they jumped on top of me. tough break. that was a great run. oh well. it's not a... it's not a super throw. i mean, i didn't make it to necropolis 1 without getting hit, but...
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what kind of items do you have? it's like pretty much just mom's knife, but... ah, that's why. okay. it's a good run. i mean, that's what got me through boss rush. yeah, they had to be semi close to them. i had an emperor card and i was like, i don't want to use the emperor card here. oh, gertie, here we go. hey, dead cat. super low damage. how do you get out of the, uh... how do you get out of the curse room when you have dead cat? you gotta touch the bits on the door frame without going through it.
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this is a doable run even though i don't have great items yet. it's what i mean nine lives is carries it do a lot with nine lives so i just want to say as to use this platform very quickly to reach a bunch of people i want to say that the beginners guide for those of you out there that care was fantastic if you watch the roundtable podcast we talked a little bit about it. we knew nothing about it i've now played the whole thing and it was really really good. yeah, what about the
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alright, just kill me. i don't want this run anymore. just kill me. this is too long. you watch transformers but not harry potter? it's not like when i was asked to go see transformers i was like hold up. there's two options here. i can't go see this yet because i haven't seen the six harry potter films that have been released up to this point. so can you give me like a couple days? it does take a while to watch them. there's a lot of those films. i've got nothing against them. i hope it doesn't seem like i got something against them.
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all cartoons in the 80s were for selling toys. all everything is for selling toys, man. it's all fucking big hasbro. thor the troll, thank you very much for the subscription. aw, i hate this floor so much! did i open that secret room? i'm loving this lost run, by the way. just throwing that out there. i have no bombs, i can't even open the secret room. aw, this floor is so fucked. i've got 12 cents, i have to go try and buy a spirit heart.
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what are you talking about? i expect nl to never notice me. i noticed you yesterday when i was playing nuclear throne and i took the weapon that you wanted me to take and then i died. oh, there we go. what do you think? oh yeah, small rock. this is a real good run. i agree with this. can i hit that chest? no way, right? still got a cat face. there is a life counter anyway. well, sort of, but not really. well, if you've got nine lives, like just seeing when the cat head disappears. exactly. you got a cat head. that's about it.
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oh my god, just turn me into guppy already. i've already won. just making my dreams come true. what are you doing? are you doing like an azazel run? i'm just, i started again with blue baby. i don't really know if i want to do this, but i'm doing it. same seed or different seed? just the next one that it gave me. okay, you'll be fine. at this point i'm like, i'm okay enough that i could probably make it through most blue baby runs, but that was a really bad one. that was a terrible seed.
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but it's not something i'd like to rely on. my luck with the collar has been absolutely horrible. it seems like nine times out of ten i won't get out of the curse room with it. even though it's just a coin flip. oh fuck this. get me out of this room. oh this is perfect. oh wow. that could have been bad. blah blah blah blah blah. see ya. why didn't i have this run before? freakin abaddon. perfect. what do you think about this guy right here? take him or leave him. on his face he'll be dead.
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why are you taking soul hearts instead of saving them for when you respawn as dark judas? mostly because, you know, dark judas run is a freaking... it's a dime a dozen, dog. i actually thought that i had become dark judas. and i was like, i better pick these up right now to see if i'm dark judas. but i'm obviously not dark judas. but then i'm like, what if i am dark judas, but i just also still have curse of the unknown and i've never noticed because i'm playing as a lost. but i don't, i obviously have curse of darkness. oh, no!
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as every video series has ever done. shouldn't have taken ippacak. could have been a contender on this run. did you see if someone could mass produce egg holders? you know the things they do for hard boiled eggs? it'll just be your head to hold an egg. that's like terrible merchandise. why don't you sell a bunch of rocks that just say rock lee smile on them? i mean, that's not a terrible idea, really. it's horrible. you can sell hard boiled eggs. you put them on the dashboard of your car, maybe.
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we're gonna sell like mugs or stickers or something because i'm sure there's people who would like like a bad squad sticker yeah, i don't want to wear it on a shirt instead. they just put it on like their laptop or something that's my suggestion you could sell a shotgun no, this is shoot the shot right into your mouth this fucking run man chest items mulligan polyphemus monstro's alone, that's pretty good and i but i have a pick ack so the shots are oh you're gonna get enormous. oh
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when's the next round table pc? tomorrow. tomorrow. i've never heard it called that like that, but i know what you meant. the shots are too large! the shots are too large. run an actual quarry and have people pay him to work there and he'll get black lung. i actually do have a rock quarry quite close to me. it's like the least surprising thing i've ever heard. yeah, i mean... black avocado rat. thank you very much for the subscription.
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guessing you don't have an orbital or something. otherwise, you'd probably be touching stuff instead. yeah, i got samson's chain. that's not good enough. you need like a sac dagger. oh my fucking god! i got respawned again though. very lucky. i am getting extremely lucky with these respawns. i'll be the first to tell you. and i got piercing shots. no, i was the first to tell you. oh my what? i lived? this run, man. i hate this room.
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i just won assuming i can kill these flies without dying easiest run of my life. you beat what chest? yeah as long that's awesome. it was dark judas. oh, right. that's uh sweet easy all right. well done. yeah, you want to take an ad break? rampage knights. i think that's what the plan was. yeah, i'll do that. i
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all right, what am i missing here? what is the other button? there's like a y button. you can roll with right trigger. oh, that's it. all right. so we're on normal. we're gonna go to the dark castle. wait, what is the enchanted forest though? yeah, that's where we're gonna end up is the dark castle. this is the game with the eye lasers and the banana slip, right? yeah, it got super weird and crazy. i loved it. sometimes you turn into a donkey. come on. i'm just gonna keep swinging my sword like this. you got a problem? you run into me.
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you need some hp, don't be afraid to rob a grave. nah, i never am. i don't know what these crabs do, i think they might just like follow me around a little bit. my critical damage has doubled or something. i think these are just some friends to have with you. you know your crit chance goes up the more successive hits you've done? i did not know that. also, i cannot run backwards anymore. oh, what's this? aw yeah, baby. what's that spell? you mean this spell? badass. that's pretty sweet. charge looks like it takes a while though.
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i'm getting rekt. hard. alright, okay. you focus the boss. try to keep these slime men away from you. it's not gonna be worth it. the boss has way too much health. i need to try and revive you. and i'm off the cliff. what did i say? what did i say? it blew me, man. blew me hard. still, best run we've ever had. i can't be that man. that was the best run we've ever had. game's fun. this is a good game. we got... do i unlock new stuff? no. but, i get new... i got something new from the challenges.
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it's pretty albacorky if you ask me. i completed my run. oh, shit. i'm fighting mom right now. i'm on the depths too. i'll start in a zayzal run because i'm not in the mood. ah, it's freaking samson! i don't know why, is this my number one save file? no, it can't be. i'll freaking exit and start in a zayzal run. because i'm not in the mood to fart around as the loss today. ow. i don't blame you. a lot of farting with that guy. i'm not going to play nuclear throne. not because i'm a dick, just because i don't have it installed yet.
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furmark was crashing for me until i rma'd my gpu. that's... that sounds very familiar. yeah, i've heard that story recently. is that what you did? uh, yeah. furmark didn't crash for me though, it was only it was exclusively like opengl. but i'm not gonna get into that, because mostly i don't know what i'm talking about. by the way, big shout out to rumblemuffin for helping me diagnose it. thanks, rumblemuffin! as always, rumblemuffin comes through in the clutch, greatest man of all. yeah, he was basically like, hey, i'm a genius, why don't you run this? and then i ran it, and he was like, oh, there's your problem.
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illuminated to green that you remember him, but you just don't speak to him i guess cuz you don't like him or something. oh, that's not true. i've won my azazel run. i can stop anytime now i've finished my run, but i'm sure that's what the hell say i'm clearing the floor. i have to use i'm using my onk on blue baby. so this fight is gonna be pretty interesting. yeah, i thought that was like towelie for a second. you wanna get high?
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that's frogbird. oh yeah, thanks windows. microsoft recommends that you reserve your copy of windows 10. no! yeah, they might run out. if you don't pre order one, they might not have one for you when you want it. i'm not hitting start anymore to continue because this is what brings us out to the menu every time. yeah, that's a good point. it's like, uh, speedrunners. yeah, that's true. splooge runners. splooge runners! sploogecomers. you won't be caught up in us, sploogerunners.
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isaac run isaac run m1 b 0 m. okay, mmm one bomb it's like i even know that even the seed wants us to play keep talking and nobody explodes 9 mga, okay wouldn't it be great if we got mr.. mega on this one bomb nine mega? i'm just saying you need to start with all that bombs sad bombs and also be great
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i also have not been following the saga of its, you know, development and other various controversies, so i have no real bias against it, i guess. i should know my audience better before i make jokes like that. fair enough. speaking of platformers though, the mega man collection on steam, i picked that up, and it's amazing to me how poorly a game can run. oh no.
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if you're lucky enough to donate, you get luck. yes. that's sort of circular. take that, you fuckin' dataminers! didn't find that shit, did ya? until like, maybe yesterday or... a year later? yeah, a couple days ago. fuckin' dataminers. did you guys find a knife? not yet, but i saw someone in chat say, i got a knife on this run.
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yeah, i'm gonna go try to get you guys swag. i'm just gonna try to get shit to give away and be like yo, throw me some codes. and that way it makes it all worth it for my channel because i get to go check out a game and i bring back, you know, christmas goodies. yeah, that's true. i'm done with that run. el finito. i am also almost done. i will load up a loss now. oh, yeah, you know what? i'm in the mood. let's do so. good practice for afterbirth.
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i am pretty displeased that i got an are you a wizard pill as the lost, but i also got guppy's collar in the curse room and it rezzed me when i left, so... got out alive! oh, that's nice. i'm gonna try to roll with it. was it? it was on monday's run where chat was like, use suicide king with guppy's collar, you won't. and then it actually worked and i got like, proptosis from the chests that it gave me, and i was like, aw. the life is good. life is good right now.
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if there was like a rapper superhero squad, that'd be his superpower. man, i wonder how close we came to that idea actually taking place. immune to fall damage. you gotta think that like, you know, it's 1994, like run gmc gets pitched on having a cartoon with their whole squad. and they were like, i don't know, is this goofy? is this gonna cut into our, you know, credibility? we heard our image, you know.
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little bill yeah, yeah, he had a cartoon. i believe that's correct. yes i mean, i guess we'll try to get a freaking error room on this floor it's not very likely but it might be worth a shot. my run slowly die and it's got dangle. did you know? people are talking about john cena being on scooby doo. did you know that john cena is in the fred movies? what are you remember fred the guy from youtube back in like? oh
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you scum the seed. you know what, chat? you were naysay in my lost talent, so i'm not gonna give you the seed until we get a little further. i'm gonna hold the seed hostage a little bit. it's much more satisfying when you don't do the seed though and you just stumble across the run all natural. yeah, i mean, seeded lost runs... it's like, you know, buying a super nintendo game where you go to a casino. like, there's no, yo, i won.
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what? did you just find like five item rooms adjacent to one another? it was an excel floor. i walked into my first item room, found proptosis. one room up from that, two rooms up from that, my next item room. then i walk into the next room, find a gold chest with guppy's head in it. wow. holy godly loss run, batman. diddle ridiculous. that's okay, i'm not mad. i'll be caught up with you soon. yeah, i was gonna say.
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can you stomp stuff maybe or? oh, i was hoping it would be taurus. oh, it is taurus. it's just taking a long time to get there. oh, man. do you have an orbital go with it at least? yeah, i got sackdagger, so... oh, that's really good. gotta get a little speed with it. i've got revenge fly as well, which is just lovely. i also think i have tech 2, which is like, we're just balling out of control on this run. super glad i went to that six room.
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i just finished the depths 2 at 7 minutes and 40 seconds. i think you're actually gonna pass me now. i'm in the womb one now. i can't i couldn't get out of the way fast enough to not get hit by mom's laser beams. did you lose your nine lives? no, i still have i don't think i have the item anymore, but i have like the functionality. oh, i have holy mantle though. so it's like it's a livable run. i got tammy's head with all this juicy stuff.
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i gotta check that out. you don't! thank you, daywalker. you know what? you were right, cobalt. i can stomp stuff. so i must have thunder thighs combined with taurus. yeah. which explains... go slow. i can't accurately convey to you how slow this run is. except to have you imagine the slowest run you've ever had and then maybe multiply that by a fraction that is less than one.
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and he's mad he didn't get any expeditions, but he's like i got three planeswalkers and like ten mythics, but i didn't get any expeditions thanks chronic failure. it's a good box. three months in a row. and thank you to mansional shambler. i've never done a sub 15. never sub 15 to lost run before. must say. that felt good. oh man.
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yeah, this might be the end of me. i think i would get not only mugged but probably stabbed just for being me. you wouldn't get stabbed. if i had to pick anybody on the nlss for getting stabbed it would definitely be josh. josh. yeah. josh, i think i would pick gunpoint. josh would run or he would try something. he'd be like, i'm not gonna give you my money and then he has the most chance to get stabbed. i think the way it would happen with me though is don't offer to buy the weapon.
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no, you woke up earlier. remember we talked to him for a while. oh, that's right. hey, it's perfect timing! we're gonna run some ads here. we're gonna come back and play the jackbox party pack 2. so for now, thanks for watching and we'll see you next time. jack back. in three minutes. see you next time in three minutes. next time in just a second. yes, i was talking shit, rob. oh really? cat, if you jump on this computer, i'm gonna jump on your brain, which is your computer.
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let me check, don't mess around, they're efficient. the winner is... oh my god, by 16 votes, pornography gets it. what? yeah! i don't get that at all. see, the initial... it was hopefully the justin bieber pornography would have worked and then i would have gotten both pornographies. i was doubling down. we didn't expect you to run up against fertilizer. i didn't think so, yeah. i didn't think it would get that dark.
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you're just losing money man! well i was trying to play strategically and make you lose money. great strategy dog, you strategically broke! trying to run him up bro? you trying to run him up? i didn't know that he didn't have any money left. that's kind of stupid that i don't get to see that. well in storage wars you don't get to see how much money is in your friends pocket either. i guess so.
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downwell and some down well down the final section. we're gonna be playing some cannonball cannonball let's uh, let's send rebirth off on a right note nick. let's do an isaac run and you can provide the seed yeah, i think it's the only proper way to do this that's how you got us unless you want to play the lost before it gets changed this is how we're gonna send it off. it's a good joke, but no we don't want to do that for e ya
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i meant to have like i guess a little bit more ceremony about it, but i didn't even remember i just like you know i guess i've already done it. i probably died yeah, you've been having a bit of a rough go on your series lately i've noticed i have been some poor play and also if i may say something my own defense a lot of bullshit rerolls like on the reroll the whole run situation
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i think it's probably gonna be a win if i'm being honest. i really hope it is yeah, like guppy hive mind lord of the flies. it's pretty it's up there. my run sitting a little bit teetery right now it's a little 50 50 as to where this goes. where are you at on your run? i'm on necropolis one. oh, wow. okay. i've got a lot of health but it's like it's kind of going and coming pretty quick. yeah, you know, i've been there man. yeah absolutely
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yeah, i think you probably you probably take them in if i had to guess so i saw your own flip flops they also give you when you when you buy that $25,000 ticket it's actually pretty good value because you get to keep your headphones. oh sweet. yeah. oh there we go it's a lost run and nine lives in the cursor room the dream is real hey, they say thank you to space world space weld on ice for the two months in a row. thank you very much
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blue candle, nine lives. oh my god. we're one cents short of being able to buy it. how does this happen? i gotta try to get the get the slot machine to pay out with the dollar. this is very you always do it i think i've only gotten the dollar like three times in afterbirth you get the dollar then you get the black lotus and then you get the raw liver all in the same run i wish i could man
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can you just run it through the chain and command for us, aluc? yeah, can you maybe suggest that in advance of afterbirth's release tomorrow? i don't have anybody that i can talk to, so... put it in the old suggestion box. if you could just pass that off the food chain, i would be very happy. is small rock what nick calls his penis? wow! that doesn't even make any sense. it's not even a bad thing because it means it's always hard! wait, that might still be a bad thing. that might still be a bad thing depending on your perspective.
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no, that should have just forget and forgetted me now first instead of using that for you know my item room pickup was peepers. i that was the best of all like that. i don't possible worlds keepers i concussive tears in your gg it's not like mysterious liquid to mysterious liquid is like actually good though, but i've come around to it it's it's good enough at least i wouldn't go over the top too much, but it's okay. i mean this run could still be a win i
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you know what's kind of weird is i'm almost feeling a little bit nostalgic that i'm gonna actually be saying goodbye to this game in its current form. yeah, i know i'm just getting more of this game. it's just an expansion, but it feels like the end of an era kind of... weird. yeah, it's a little strange. that's okay. i got another, uh, i got another teleport card. so this now is officially the most rebirth y run of all time. the lost godhead and probably two boss rushes. nice.
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well, back where i'm from, this is not... but the nhl is like, you know, new jersey, new york, and the long island team are all in like the same division. that's okay. you know, they can like walk to each other's stadiums, so... seems sensible to me, but what do i know? i'm fine with it. i'm out of lives. this could be a loss, which would actually be the most rebirthy thing of all time. mm mm. to die on a lost run? just go for it, just win it. oh, i'm going for it like hard here, but...
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yeah, that's a pretty big achievement right there. here's our items. unicorn horn, robo baby, dead bird, $3 bill. that's pretty good. especially dead bird. dead bird you can't use, $3 bill might kill you. i mean, you know the routine. and so do i. last run is nick committing sudoku. no, we're just getting a new version of the game. that's all. and i'm probably not going to be playing this after the stream tonight, so...
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probably true, yeah. last run. not to gertie jr. not to gertie jr. yeah, that's... what do we say to death, right? that today. not to this polycephalus. not to polycephalus. i'll find a room i feel good about dying on. oh, fucking daddylonglegs, man. daddylonglegs doesn't play by the rules. but not today. chat, by the way, that was not a red bull ad. i just have a red bull here. there you go. is this a sponsored stream? this is not a sponsored stream.
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you did it! i did it. congratulations! thank you, chad. that's probably my last rebirth run until tomorrow, so thanks for watching. that's pretty sweet. we'll be back to play some downwell in three minutes. we're just gonna run some ads. don't go anywhere. see you then. congrats! thank you, and you too, nick. you too. thanks. alright, i'll be back in a sec. okay.
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i won't stand for the slander on my watch. there's a lot of entire countries that would really hate you for saying that. i don't understand the the crepe hate. they can be savory, they can be sweet. yeah, they're very versatile. they are what you want them to be. how could you be anti crepe? it's some kind of like elitism or superiority shit. like i'm not into it, whatever they're talking about. nick, how much hp do you lose on your average downwell run?
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vegetarian options, but personally i don't think that's a compromise. i would rather have ham than tofu bacon if those are my choices. have you died on a run yet, nick? not yet. alright. the legend. i did pretty well actually. on my third run i got to the third zone. most important thing is that that's better than madness. yeah, i know.
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this weekend, nick. so... prepare yourself to get one less hour of sleep. i will keep that in mind. or one more hour of sleep? uh, you fall back. fall back, talks move backwards. one more. yeah, one more, that's awesome! that's way better than the alternative! i was thinking about taking this weekend off, but now i can get a record amount of rebirth or afterbirth time. extra afterbirth run, thanks to the world. thanks a lot, planet earth! fuck you, cgp grade daylight savings time rules!
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i don't remember what it was though. like 99 or something. 99 combo or like 99 right from the start? just total combo. i mean you'd have to go through an entire level i believe unless you got really lucky and there were that many things to bounce off of. yeah. 15 combo. acceptable. these fucking bats are the worst man. i'm dead on the first floor. it happens. that was a 33 second long run. i don't get the heart balloon really. it's the heart balloon. it's not really clear on what that does.
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so what is it like if the jellyfish get to the top of the screen or something? they fly back down on you. i don't like that. yeah, you shouldn't like that. i hate it too. kill him if you can. i'm gonna do my best. need the oxygen though. okay, oxygen. thank you. i think this is the best downwell run i've ever had. fucking red skull, god damn it! yeah man. oh my god, i'm dead! elrond, i thought you were supposed to be cool. alright, i unlocked purpley pallet.
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are you asking me like what's my highest score? well, like your highest amount of bullets you've ever had. not off the top of my head though. i think i just got to like 18 on the last run which seems very high. seems pretty good. i just saw the time void kill an enemy as well. yeah, i think i'm gonna change out of this purple one now. last module is really good. jump over the shopkeeper and stand on the items? are they trying to get me to kill the shopkeeper accidentally?
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daddy, don't tell memes. what is this? since when is every joke a meme? and if you have a dissenting opinion on anything, you're a hater. and if you like anything, you're a fanboy. hipsterbabyfat, thank you very much for the subscription. much appreciated. well, i died on 4 3. best run ever, and i unlocked vivid. alright. i'm still going on my run. it kinda sucks, we might give it a try. i'm just saying, not all jokes are memes. i thought this was, we hold these truths to be self evident.
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let me see the palette. yeah, sure. i'll turn on vivid. oh my god i almost got like full level off of that one run style select surface. oh no vivids pretty nice actually. yeah, it kind of looks like the anime bleach. okay. yeah, i've only used regular bleach i think it's tied to be honest with you so i don't know no anime bleaches for getting really bad anime out of your mind after you've watched it cleanses the palette as it were i'm aware
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we're starting to run wild from an economic standpoint. it's the slow burn. that'll work, yeah that'll do. i wonder if i can make like some more banks. oh you got bombs? of course i have bombs, when do i not have bombs? actually that is fair, nick loves the bombs. golden bombs older than the bible. he's all about these bombs. nah it's okay, this is all an economy game anyway.
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this land is taking its toll on me. i was thinking that too. yeah, i think our minds kind of run in some similar circles on occasion. yeah. because i've predicted a few songs that you jump into in your isaac episodes pretty commonly. i think that makes sense. firewall falling! jesus, you took out the bomb too? yeah, that was... i don't want to say an accident because i mean i wanted to. happy accident. yeah, exactly. happy accident when i pee in your britches instead of mine. mmm, doesn't really make that much sense, but okay.
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missing though, we'd be in like a super good position. really good run then. alright, so you get this. ow, what the fuck? i don't know. no, don't. it's me. it's a me thing. like a me bow. oh, okay. there's some subscribers. painter skies and choco the party clown. thank you to both of you. i'm glad to finally have a party clown around.
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how much work are you gonna do with pills on this run really? what are you talking about? that was my question! like you think, i mean i know. phd is amazing! how much work are you gonna do with pills on this run? alright, i got it. you're gonna pay uh freaking 15 cents for one hp upgrade. i got fucking puberty. or you could pay 15 cents and get like all stats upgrades over and over throughout the game. oh god. is this gabriel or uriel? i need to know. what is this question? is this a question designed to break the human mind?
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we mean yeah, i also have there's a mom transformation now. hey, how do you get all these things? you just get them cuz missing no does it yeah every single greed mode run that i've had except one has had missing no d4 d100 or some combination of the three i don't know what is the vr headset likely to show up, but they show up all the time oh
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should have resetted the data. it, like, the fact that i'm throwing, i mean people are saying i'm throwing at least on the youtube seed doesn't matter because this is a seeded run and as always on seeded runs nothing you do matters. we, no matter how far you go we come back to the same place apparently. where was that? not knowing that seeded runs don't have an impact on the actual save file. but it's after birth now so maybe all the rules have changed, who knows. we didn't know that.
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uh, like a ton. oh really? yeah. yeah right now my beam's really short and fat. i'm exactly the same. oh no i hit the button by accident because i'm stupid. nah that's... the button is like my biggest enemy in greed mode. that and not being able to reroll my run every single floor apparently. let's hit the button again. i mean i think this run is like pretty dope. i have no idea because i could just get to the final boss and then they're like by the way you got soy milk dunce cab.
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oh man, then mom's eye. oh shit dog. that's sweet. you guys are phoned now. wait, mom's eye didn't stick with me forever so i don't know what to tell you. sometimes it's based on your luck stat i think. oh, well it's a good thing i got that luck up then. isn't it? that is very true. i mean we're doing a lot of damage. ultra green is definitely gonna die and i'm gonna unlock lilith. hooray! me too dude! but it's a very strange run. the bear bones, thank you for the subscription. and you know what, thank you to moobot for also being a part of this fun.
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i'm done. you can tell me what to do if you want. oh, you're waiting on me? why are you waiting on me? because you need to unlock a zazel for us to do our next run. oh. lilith. i'm sorry. that's what i mean. you need to unlock lilith for us to become a zazel. i think i'm just gonna lose. no, it's just lilith. and now, what are your thoughts on the sliding filament theory?
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you know you really hit the big time when you can maintain 8k viewers staring at the title screen. i'm just waiting for this motherfucker to finish his run. why don't you just do something else with your time? because we need you to finish your run and then we'll get the josh, it's okay. just catch up, it's fine. don't worry josh, we'll be here for you. if we start a run as lillith, you might not be lillith. you might not have lillith. doesn't make any sense. congrats, titanium tigers for beating golden god on meepoi. there you go.
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he opened so many doors and they're all pissed! well he didn't know when the keys opened them. i have my own key, why can't i use dad's key that's floating behind me to open doors? when ryan played his first greed mode run all the doors came off the walls and floated around. yeah because i had supermagnet, the doors, i was really confused and i was like what is going on with these doors? i thought it was just a bug. what a strange boss design that the doors attack you. they made like a big circle in the middle of the levels.
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oh fuck, where is this last enemy? i love that was your first impression of that boss fight, like that's just the way that works. just like yeah, well you know, you just assume right? yeah. alright. i guess the doors form a big circle and i was like they probably try to trap you in and then if you go into one of those doors you like go to hell or something and you lose the game. i'm gonna lose so you guys are gonna have to go on that run without me. it's okay, we have been. we probably should have started with just like an isaac run, you know?
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just good enough or hot garbage all the time. i've done several lilith hard mode runs and never have i been like well, this is like an okay run that has a chance to win. i'm either like i'm fucked or we'll see. will smith. i'm fucked or will smith. yeah. i'm fucked by will smith. well, you know. it'd be worse. there are worse fates. yes, probably true. you could be fucked by will smaugh.
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that's easy. i feel like you use that to motivate me a lot nowadays be better than mathis. i ended that run because i hated it all right. well, i don't feel any shame. fair enough. don't feel any shame you just like start another run. i am doing another lilith if i start burning basement just quitting. life it's a lot easier once i can see better with like contrast and stuff. yeah yeah, i mean the burning basement is just like you can't see enemies that are small.
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what's retro vision? it makes it so you see an 8 bit and then it goes away and then it comes back for the rest of the run. please, tyrone! the reality is they had that floor to floor transition where it does the mosaic effect and they just thought that would be a fail. that's what that was. is that good? no, it's real bad. it's pretty annoying but i kind of like the trolly stuff in rebirth anyway so i'll allow it. thanks, tyrone.
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this is how i feel half of my lilith runs go. you know that joke about like, well you know women live longer than men but men want to die earlier or something like that. you know it's a joke. it's like the movie titanic or something. similar yeah. this is that run and lilith is that character.
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now blow this up and there's no spirit hearts. alright, we're gonna run ads. we'll be back in three minutes. thanks for watching and see you soon. see you soon. see you soon. what? are you okay? yeah, i'm fine. i don't know why i'm excited. like i do the same thing. i'll make like an oink sound and then it's just like... it does something weird to the back of your throat.
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feel like in my left arm my blood's kind of sticky right now, but i love it all right, you know we can get back rebecca mads all right. how you want to go about this then? i'm just gonna you know why don't you guys wait for like 30 seconds, okay? okay, cuz i have one hp, and i'm going down to the wound so i'm pretty sure i got a chance to just die so lost greed run then uh
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i'm doing an eden run. who the fuck is kath kathy griffin? if you had to explain, like, can you name one thing that kathy griffin has been in except this show that she had? she was on the vh1 behind the times celebrities having trouble behind the times! so good! vh1 behind enemy times. starring owen wilson. and gene hackman.
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i don't know. i'm in like the fucking... the foggy caves of water. they suck. yeah, man. okay, what floor are you on, josh? uh... flooded caves 2, curse of darkness. oh, is he on 4? how about you, nick? i'm doing a greed run. i'm on the womb right now. so we're just like all super off from one another. yeah. let's try to beat like a hard mode as the loss maybe. okay. he starts with a d4 now. you think i could do that? uh, yeah, i gotta do the hush fight with loss, so that would be fine.
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he's more of a, he likes the finer beers i guess. really? too good for the high life. yeah, that motherfucker. i spent like my entire college years be like, dude, you should try some craft brews. and then all of a sudden college end i'm like, man, i'm broke so i gotta buy like shiit. and then he's like, nah man, you should buy like craft beers now. i'm like, you fucker, you had your time to enjoy. i'm not re rolling my run you wild people. wait, what are these nerd specs?
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cuz i got a business to run here. cuz you got better shit to do than nothing. you guys need to give other people free stuff. this is supposed to be where i make my free stuff. alright, so i'm just doing a raffle here. alright, if you want to enter the raffle, enter keyword tyrone.
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made the last bosses just for guys like you i'm a little sad to do hush with lost, but i'll figure it out i could have done it on that run with tyrone ran a smoke signal on me should have paused sooner i should have paused or like paid attention, but i know that well when you run out of those codes i might have a couple more and i let some other guys know we're gonna be printing some
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that run was fine. you wanna play like some duck game or something? yeah, i wanna play duck game. hold on, i'm on the i'm on the... the chests. well finish it f f f f f f faster you scumbag. oh fuck, mom. he's only waiting for josh, he's still on his first rebirth run of the day. that's not true. that was some hot bullshit. i did get small rock out of that room where i killed myself, so it wasn't all bad. i wish i was alive to use it.
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it wouldn't have been so bad if i didn't come in from the top door, which is the one that you can't see behind the statue and you'll immediately walk into it. oh, here we go. ludovico technique is the lost. i can't end this one. take as long as you need, josh. the same thing happened to cobalt right before he killed mega satan with lost. wow. oh man, that's so bad. apparently my next run's gonna be really good according to that.
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alright, i beat the chest. oh, thank the lord. you're welcome. are we you guys wanna run to some ads and then play duck game? as soon as i say thank you to agent aaron for the 2069 donation, thank you so much man! i've been watching you guys stream for a long time, finally have back in all the good times and hours. thank you for the thank you for all the hours of entertainment, you're welcome. hooray. afterbirth is best of me for today. kill me!
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yes, okay. why don't you start a run with whoever you need to start it with with whatever endgame you need and then just tell us one it's how you're already deep in one right now. yes. all right. where are you adding your run? i'm in greed mode right now it's non stop greed train right now for me. it's what i've been doing. what character we i've been random in for just fun factor and i got eve right now. all right, nick. do you want to start a? lead mode run. yeah
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i never got to do that. pretty powerful start. i don't know about you, cobalt, you've played so much more of this than maybe you have some experience, but i feel like every single run where i fight ultra greed or hush, i do like the same amount of damage. i know there's some kind of scaling going on there, but i always seem to start doing more damage the lower my hp is. and that's what's freaking me out a little bit. it's like, i seem to do a lot of damage when i have like two hearts left.
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yeah, how am i gonna beat ultergreed without getting hit if he scales with my damage? like it just seems nearly impossible. no problem, you just get a dead cat, get guppy, you can flawless it. i've flawless it a few times without who lost. i don't know, i think i've got to just, i gotta do it off camera until i get like a chaos card and then just start the video and be like, hey, i got a chaos card. there we go. good run. my damage sucks. i have a pestilence now with this fuse.
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yeah, apparently. what's weird is that the seed that nick gave me also works in hard mode. like when i started to run it was like, hey, yeah, this seed is totally valid. so, i don't know, it would be interesting to run like a greed mode seed and a hard mode seed at the same time and see if some of the same items pop up consistently. there's a correlation there. i would hazard a guess probably not, but maybe. yeah. have you guys done today's daily? i'm not sure if dick did that or not. i...
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you got a problem? you can leave. that's a line in elke. yeah, sorry. i'm really really bad at geometry hmm i got shrek just now i had to reset my run cuz i didn't want to deal with it i will reset anything right now guys. i don't even care like whoa i made the circle bigger and it's it's huge. yeah, i don't get it'll get there. what does this thing do? oh
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they're the pink shiny ones, right? there's charms? yeah, they have a chance to drop you a consumable. oh, that is sweet. the only new item i've seen is multi dimensional baby and it shows up four times per run and forces me to lose viewership because i have to be like, hey, if you're photosensitive, like, it's gonna be real nasty pretty soon, so i would recommend you stop watching. yeah, that little multi dimensional fokker.
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i'm interested. it just is intriguing like what the fuck is that doing there? creepy and intriguing. i was joking yesterday, but it's like man wouldn't it be sweet if like this whole 109 mystery when you finish it off it was just a picture of edmunds balls. yeah, right on stream to get everybody banned. man, i have messed up this green mode run.
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169 from uncle's pooch, thank you! he's a little help on super good and was able to donate 17 coins in one run. he's an isaac and i've never been able to donate more than five. maybe they're... the characters are listed in specific orders of like what their range is to donate. i don't know. you don't think it's just random? because i totally got like a good 15 or 20 in with isaac yesterday. hmm.
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oh yeah, i'm dead. alright, that was a fun run. i outlived the egg! it's true. it's true. alright. there's a chance i could be dead in about three more seconds though, so... alright. well, take your time, because i would like you to provide me with a seed when you're done. but if your run is going well, i will just create my own seed and then use it. i made it through that wave, so i'm now at a break point, which means you should probably go on. alright, i will make my own eve greed mode.
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what's pardon me? oh, you lose it if you get hit. weird. that's peculiar. mmm. alright. i'm not 100% for this anymore. thank you for the $5.69 a non emus. what's up, man? oh, you need full red hearts to make it work? that's like the exact opposite of what i want on this run. oh my gosh. this run just got juicy. open all the gold chests.
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moving on that was a victory that was actually really impressive. i ain't shit on that run i blame it on the first floor first of the unknown i was like how am i supposed to know how much hp? i have well it helps how much hp you start with as even what am i some kind of poor battle kind of maestro of isaac or something all right? i see the blank card. i see it guys don't worry wait. did i not? i
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i don't want to say i find her extremely underpowered because that's like i'm trying to pass it off as fact but i've never really had a run with lilith except for the first daily where i was like this is worth it like every run i'm like yeah, you got the damage and tears bonus, but i'd like rather just have it
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i don't think i've ever lost a green mode run using the d4 or d100. it'll happen one day and i'll have to retire that stat, but for now i'll live with it. take this test, get it out of here man. man, spider mod really makes it clear how good like piercing shots are against enemies like the holo and pin. when you see like one tier and it's like 90 90 90 90. you're like wow that's pretty good.
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shall we return to 100 million turret soy milk run now? alright, you're doing your... you know what? i'll join you. i'll do a lilith green mode run. that's pretty good. i'm not unlocking stuff anyway, so why not? you might like it though. i don't think i need a seed for this one, because i've already finished green mode as lilith. if you want to do my silly one, you can do that. nah, i'll start my own so i'm not like just on you but behind. yeah, that's fine. what is a teleporter 2.0? i teleport.
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died in a hang gliding accident. what an idiot. oh, honey. i'm flying take a picture. i'm dead that's uh wedding crashers. that's my impression of will ferrell from wedding crashers. oh, yeah, i can see forever. yeah, that'll be helpful make sure to pick up the mind. it's opie in greed mode rebirth got cancelled. oops. i didn't mean to do that one all right, not looking too positive on the end of this run now. yeah, i feel you man. let me out
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remember him as he was, not as he is. so do you get any more pennies for not leaving the room and doing every wave? i don't run the math yet? don't think so, but it really feels like you should. but i think the only punishment that you get for pushing the button is that you take damage on it. oh, okay. so maybe that's balance. i don't know. for my own convenience, i just like to do everything through the devil deal in one fell swoop. as lilith, that's like definitely the optimal play. absolutely.
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hey, dan's news, thanks very much for the three months in a row resubscription. welcome back. hey, anzee news. danzee news, yeah. one, two, three, four, break. why is he humping the chest? every time i come in the chat, i always have the option to share the sub anniversary. can you just do it over and over again? i don't mind, you can spam it. it's a party chest, boys! this is the run right here. brimstone on lilith. i guarantee it. the dream is alive.
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tell me more about how you don't give a fuck, josh, while you send me messages about how many fucks you give. methinks the jsmith doc pretends too much. it broke after two now. oh my god. i wonder if like, you can charge your run up with luck to put more coins in, but every time you do, it starts cutting it by half or something. like, i don't know, there's something weird going on here. my machine keeps breaking, tyrone. tyrone!
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video of a dude open. yeah, i know black load. it's pretty good video. what are those? no, he was very aware of what those were i wonder if casper's looking forward to doing a hundred percent speed run of this anytime soon yeah, he's only got 24 hours. he's got to do the whole thing. see you in a week, bro like enjoy donating to greed a million times. yeah, that is pretty wild edmond said slow the greed mode down the other day or something like that. i don't whoo
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okay, i get how to do it. i didn't do it right, but thank you you gotta sit real still the bombs will like stack one will look like it's a little stacked and you just gotta push down so that they're next to each other so first time left wall second time right wall get down in the middle or to the left of both of them you want to get down to the left of both of them against the wall between the bombs and the wall got it oh, it hit the bottom and shot over. that's weird. i just need a quick second after that last run guys like acceptable i think
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okay, you guys want me to random or i could do a seated greed mode run with these guys, but i don't know if we can donate to the machine on the seated one. yeah, why don't you, because i just finished my run and beat ultra greed, so why don't you start a run and give me your seed? if you can give me less than a minute, i'll be with you on that. there you go. well, i'm gonna run some ads. kobol, you can feel free to start if you want to, i think.
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i just don't feel like watching you guys tell me that our ads are running in the chat right now. everybody likes to let me know, it's like i know, i pushed the button. so i'll wait for these guys to get back and we'll start it up guys. i'm excited. if you let me run ads every eight minutes we can bankrupt twitch right now guys. we can do it. sirsilencescope thank you for the sub sandwich.
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it'd be funny if you had like 15,000 people and you're like, hey, i'll run ads every eight minutes and then i'll give away like 20 games to make up for it. they were begging for ads on my channel, so i don't think i'm gonna run ads right now guys, because i don't wanna see you guys type it in chat. they're all begging for it. that's nice of them. they just wanna help. did you say we're doing maggie greed? indeed. no talk! thank you for the sub! release the kraken.
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it's fun to play now. that's good. before i was just like, oh this is good but it's for casual players. so i was like, you know, it's a great way to introduction to the game. cause i would just get an iv bag every time or a bloody penny or whatever. yeah, i kind of didn't like the play style at first cause i just, i was like my strength on the run is directly proportional to the amount of time i'm willing to spend hitting space with this iv bag. but i like to go fast. didn't interest me that much.
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so anonymous, man. i don't even know who to thank. thank you, anonymous. you can thank me. it wasn't me though, but you can thank me if you want. nick? it wasn't me, it was actually shaggy. oh yeah. also we got a d100, so apparently this run is gonna be fun after all. there you go, one run. d100. the only thing i can find is just straight tier 8. like, everywhere tier 8. tiers delay. i'm on the boss fight, first boss fight on the caves 2 right now. and all i have is tier 8. i'm still on the basement.
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really? you wanted to take firemind that badly? i didn't take firemind at all. what are you doing on your run, mister? i'm gonna try it out. we'll see how this goes. you're gonna take firemind over what? over nothing. it's either take it or don't take it. what happened here? the boss room, it put me in the middle, and now there's rocks surrounding the whole thing and i can't leave if i wanted to. correct, yes.
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spaced on that for a minute there. all right, let's grab two of spades. that's okay two of spades confirmed pretty good. yeah, and then we're gonna buy a battery also take blank card no, cuz i have to be six. oh shit. i gotta hurry up. i just remembered i have a 30 minute cap here you know, i believe in you this is a pretty great run like there is greatness on this run and it doesn't take too long to get to it. i
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get to this run? get to the really good stuff, you know, the nitty gritty. that'll carry you greatly. nitty gritty really sounds like a cat litter brand. it really does! it's the gritty kitty from ren and stimpy, i think. oh, that's like a real thing, okay. well, a real fake thing. right, but it's like an existing... everything that's real is fake at one point, you know? except like, hydrogen. wait, is that true? i gotta think about that for a bit. you don't have to think about it that much.
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how else are you gonna get on the roof? you take a fucking, you know, from russia with love style jet pack or something? after that i said that's all i had to say. oh, okay. that was the end of the point. i'm a little conscious about the lack of all the things that i need right now or have. well you thought this run's amazing, man. well, i'm not guppy yet. i'm nearly guppy. yeah, that makes sense. i have two red hearts and nine lives. damage is like, pretty not great.
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it seems like one of those items you're oftentimes waiting on being like is this is it good enough? and i don't know do i want to fight the hush on this run. i'm kind of over hush for now that's why i signed up for it, but i'm gonna probably not be able to or i'm gonna do it and die that's like i hate doing it and dying i mean like i have an awesome run and then you fight a boss for whom that is irrelevant and then you know i don't have an awesome run anymore um
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yeah, i mean i if i were you i would probably recommend not fighting hush but you know i have a way worse run than you do yeah, it's very true. yeah doesn't that actually like help yeah, it might help you against hush right if i live that long oh, i'm not even gonna make it there in time never mind is no no going to us for me i'm on one with 28 minutes, so
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and then beat him with your ninth life and then you're good. these fucking spiders take so long to kill, er, the flies take so long to kill with, uh... maw of the void, man. i didn't have it unlocked, i don't think. it's the only thing that can save my run, but first it's gotta not kill my run first. yeah, there we go. alright, here we go. go take the d6. walk it. get a battery charge. die. that's the easy part. that's not a challenge at all. okay. probably don't reroll that.
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uh, yes. yes, i have lost. are you going to lose as well? well, i have one heart and seven lives, so i'm on that tilting spiral that i go on all the time. it's theoretically possible that i could recover, but i don't see it happening. gotta kill mom's heart with explosive tears without getting hit at all, so... i'd probably be okay with a mercy killing of this run, actually. i mean, like, you're...
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maybe we just shift it all back a little bit and play more bomber knots or i was thinking why don't we just do one more isaac hard mode run okay, if we can knock that out in time. all right. what do you wanna do? yeah, just give me a seat for hard mode we don't have to do isaac we can do eden or something. it's up to you. yeah eden. that's good hard mode seed coming g2 sh okay pdc seven
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just one of those happy little things that you find in the background. it's just kind of gonna help you run out a little. substantially, are we gonna be happy little trees. cash going here. you can unlock the secret on this run? no, probably. as long as it doesn't require beating hush, that's what, uh, that's all i care about. i had a rules card and it was like, deny his gifts to obtain the true reward. and i was like, yeah, there you go. all right, who's gonna beat, uh, lost, greed mode, never picking up any items? oh, deny it's probably like, uh,
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okay, this run is now. it's removed me from my salt crust. there are real dreams on this run. and i'll f that item. this item is great. great for flavor at least. you know, it's like a seasoning. you wouldn't want to eat a whole, you know, a whole pound of garlic salt, but you throw a little bit in your chili and you're gonna be proportionally pleased, i think. you're that excited about marked? yeah, man. it's pretty good. you never have to worry about firing again. you just aim.
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marked is hot garbage. what are you talking about? marked is the greatest item in the game you're just jealous because you don't have it right now. i mean, i don't really understand why it's good it's just kind of there you guys are out of your minds it's a novelty, but it's not like gonna help your run at all. it's better than notched acts i guess does it up your fire rate to a lot. is that the point? oh
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on a literal level, yes, because you're never not firing. so if you ever take your hands off the keyboard, this is automatically improved your run. but it makes you slower when turning if you need to hit from left to right quickly. yeah, but you can aim on a 360 degree axis. i like tractor beam though, where you can shoot around corners. that's fun. yeah, tractor beam is pretty neat, even if i never use it.
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you should use the mouse for it. it's not necessary, you know? that feels awkward. yeah, man. and there are people who still get a little mad at using the mouse for epic fetus and i'm like, it's like, we're gonna... don't you worry your pretty little head about this. we're gonna win this run. oh, the mouse doesn't even work. oh, it doesn't work for epic fetus anymore? well, for this, i'm trying to use it right now, it didn't do anything.
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unless you have to be in a keyboard run when you start. i don't know if that's the case hmm i think that might be the case actually oh yeah, i know if i enter then it would be co op. yeah, i got you yeah, yeah and co op whatever you start the game with that is the primary person's controller how does mark synergize with brimstone? i'd let you know, but i still haven't gotten brimstone and all in afterbirth so far so one of these days, maybe i'll figure out what what's this item brimstone. i've never heard of it. oh
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oh, this is a little dangerous. i love that i get pyro on this run when i really needed it on the last one. well, don't count your chickens yet. maybe you'll get a chance to make this one worthwhile, you know? well, i'm not taking that stupid tower thing again. you should now! why not? out of spite. out of spite. that'll show the game. you did have brimstone, you scum. oh, did i? what run did i have brimstone on? complaining about shit you didn't even need to do.
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i don't remember having brimstone. you got it on that mom's knife azazel run. oh, that is true. all right, i can stop misrepresenting that then. that's my mistake. i forgot i had mom's knife. all right, i was azazel and then i got mom's knife and was like this cancels brimstone and then i got brimstone and i was like this cancels mom's knife. you got chocolate in my peanut butter. i'm sorry to say i re rolled the best item in the game, nick. i'm fine with it. you can do that if you want. it's your life. we all gotta fight the stain at the end.
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i'm just thinking about using it to like open up a chest in a mob trap room and then be like you know what nah i'll just leave instead the real trick is that i just hated the first key piece we got so i rerolled it into a better key piece well, you know what though if you can't see your items and you pick up soy milk and it ruins your run and you could go back in time and not have soy milk anymore, so that's pretty good. that is true that is true. i wonder if the drops from like a red chest would be the same every time you open it
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uh, that's a good question. i don't know. you might be able to use it to scum guppy pieces somehow. that would be pretty sweet. see, i can theorycraft too. blue hourglass lets you redo dice rooms. that, yeah, that makes sense. i'm hoping we get some more dice rooms on this run. haven't had my fill yet. in all seriousness, when you find the dice room, i would recommend doing it if you get one. okay. it's pretty good. did it just call that oh, i thought that said the foreskin. it was the forsaken. mmm.
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i don't think i want to let you anyway. i don't even know what that means to be honest with you. it's like slimy and gross in there. pardon me? in the boss rush room. what did you think i meant in my pants? i don't know, it's all slimy in there. what do you think i thought? what do you think i thought? this run is still hot trash, but with the d4, if you just go far enough... oh, it was off the chain, but off the chain in like a bad way for once. i miss shooting myself. mmm.
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what? that'll be taken out of context. yeah, no, how could it possibly? i mean not having to deal with this crosshair thing is what i meant. mmm, i see. i wish i could be in control of my shots myself. yeah, i wish i could shoot myself. okay. alright. i see where you're coming from on this. man, this run is like real not good right now.
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i figured out what was wrong with my shoot to whoop by the way. you have to press the direction you want to shoot still, not just use the crosshair. okay, what about this run? this seems pretty bad. what about this one? you know you can bomb reroll machines. i've forgotten that actually, thank you. i heard they break now though. yeah, but they break with coins as well so... oh, this one seems pretty good. yeah, this one seems good enough to take. crawling familiar as super bomb? is it really?
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bring back bumbo. i'm sorry, man! i didn't notice him there. i didn't kill him, i just banished him into oblivion. mega bean. oh, whatever. added it to my pile. b4! there we go! nice. get ready, man. let's do this. there's some wild stuff on this run. oh, i can shoot again! and thank you very much to cates sugar potatoes for the eight months in a row. perfect. proptosis on this run.
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alright run is still alive. oh shit should be an actual unlock for me if we could do this abel oh it's a great item one of the best. i'm surprised. they didn't give him a little bit of a buff point three extra damage would be fine probably deserves above but you are not as able as though it's the forgotten son so they had to forget him yeah, oh he's confused and shooting in the wrong direction greatest day of my life
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the lasers you shoot, they actually leave a friction effect on the ground, makes you slippery. oh yeah. that's annoying. i don't support it. i'm probably gonna live. get your little turd nuggets out of here. whew. got him. oh no! this is the first time i've beat it since the patch so i don't get to go on with my run! fuck. that's alright. i'm basically done. that's so depressing. alright, i guess i'll donate my other ten cents. um... it almost looks like i really do.
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we're gonna play afterbirth and then we're gonna play... duck game. duck game, and then after that we're gonna play rocket league with mutators. and big ball and boost and square ball, whatever they got in there. what kind of afterbirth run would you like to do today? i've been doing afterbirth because i've been trying to get all the hard mode things. i'm not really too good, but i did most of it. like isaac, i'm mostly okay. maggie.
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uh, well, for whatever reason, i was loving life. it took me like 18 minutes. i did ball stretch actually. what? we had very different runs. i also re rolled the whole run. so the pills are bad, all of them? i would take none of them, yeah. there might have been one speed upgrade, but i don't remember what it was. so my brains challenge run was actually the one that i said like you've got to watch this video when i put it up because i think it was the best run i've ever done in my life. really?
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it's even, well i did it, but it looks impossible to do on half a heart. i died too. i've died three times now. on the same seed? i have also died once, but uh... yeah, same seed. same seed. i'm sorry i got that seed for you guys. hey, it's not that bad! you know, the nine lives pickup means that death is not the end. oh! i thought you guys died like me. no. i've actually never lost an isaac run. ever? despite the fact that on this account right now i have a minus 21 streak. hmm.
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now i've also lost three lives. no reason to panic yet? yeah, because you have nine lives. well you had nine lives because you're a cat. did you get the uh, did you get the fruitcake? no, i haven't run into that yet. i'd like to. i know what it does and it's pretty cool. yeah, it's it's weird. that's for sure. what's it do? usually like a random tear effect. random tear effects on every shot i think? every shot you do. that's pretty neat. not every really. there's some soy milk into that. every shot.
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yeah, yeah, put some soy milk in it and you know, if you're lactose intolerant, no problem then, right? yeah, apparently. i'm getting a lot of keys this run. that's a great thing to experience. it is a great thing. ah, the reverse the room thing. oh shit, i went back in time. i don't know. it's a glowing hourglass. yeah. it's a key. i don't know. if i keep using it, can i eventually get poop from the thing?
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a few fs on this run, reasonably. you're getting f'd right now. i'm getting the little f's. getting... getting skyped! get out of here, skype. turn off notifications. i thought you used google hangouts. you don't even like... what do you think we're on right now, nick? what do you think? google hangouts? i don't know. yeah, i wish. we should try google hangouts for calling. actually, it's trash. you don't want to. yeah, why bother, man? yeah. discord is the new hotness anyway. what's discord? it's the new skype.
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let's see. yeah, alfonso riviera. hmm, asian cody banksy. it sounds like a banksy piece in and of itself right there. and... yo, josh, fuck this run, man. sorry, dude. i know you apologize, but... i died already too. that gives you all... you're allowed to quit if it murders me. i lived through the adversary fight, so things are looking up. that was where i lost, like...
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what does the wooden nickel do? i keep using it, it doesn't do anything. you can see a chance to get like a coin on a room. that's shitty. why am i using this? this whole run is like a hot ass trash non stop man. i'm sorry. i gotta beat megasade on it though just to prove that it can be done. i can't even do an azazel run after this because it doesn't do anything anymore. yeah and there's not enough time! like 15 minutes left, i'm only on the womb too. fighting mom right now.
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you know, open it up and get unlimited clean water anytime i want for like a fraction of a cent per liter. i'm not sure what those two things have to do with each other. it's get with the times, grandpa! oh, i'm joking. i do, you know, hand drawn animation is something else for sure. i wonder if i'm ever gonna like fight this boss or what. like, this run is actually horrible.
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hit me with your bomb, baby. one more time, i don't give a shit. come on with your grundle, you don't find fair! i'm definitely not gonna lose on this run. this is my last life. i lost. you're on the chest? yeah. it's like a literal possibility to win. it's a long way to go. i wouldn't get your hopes up for a win here.
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my hopes are always up. no, no, i'm dead. oh, now you're dead? that run's over. fuck that, man. and i just quit to the next game? i would love to! alright. jeez. i thought there was gonna be a but after that statement, there just wasn't. no, yeah, like i'm not starting a new run. that one is... i would love to... well, it's like, it's time to start a new run. we've never had a... it's been a long time since ryan was stumped by isaac for the whole hour.
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to start a new run. this is uh, do you wanna just like uh, you could just go to duck game. yeah, i gotta, let me just quit out of this. alright sweet, i'm gonna go get some water, we're gonna play some duck games. oh you know what, i have this whole fucking cup of coffee and i just haven't been sippin' on it. see ya in three minutes. mmm, see ya in three minutes. i love how nl miraculously died in time for the right section. and then you give me a winky face?
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and he had like super huge arms and you had to fight like a nyxia to get to him from wow wow wow it was it was interesting. that's pretty wild i'm gonna go with just a regular old isaac hard mode run just to see if i can get to either megastating or hush on this sure so 74 rg cteb 74 rg cteb yeah
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on this run because it's just a d100 so i'm like wow whatever. i didn't find that. tractor tears, that's fun. tractor bean tears are a lot of fun. i got teeth. i also got small rock. yeah. but then i re rolled it into something else. i also got small rock and then re rolled it into something else. it was like i'm the intersection point for these two seeds. thank you very much dickfuckthedongsmasher, welcome to the quarry. glad to have you man.
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chat, i love ya, but i don't know whether to kill ya or kiss ya. cause you're saying, uh, don't reroll this run. i'm gonna spoil it for you. we're gonna reroll this run. every run gets rerolled. that's the motto here. what is this? nothing is every other run gets rerolled here. yeah, exactly. oh look, he's horned. okay. it's just techpoint x, you goddamn scums. yeah, i mean, that's kinda my perspective, is, you know, techpoint x only has power over you if you let it have power over you.
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that is weird. okay, next gen level awful is cursed eye plus soy milk? yes. that's really bad. i had that for a time on today's run. my advice to you is hopefully you have some bombs. i need to reroll. you guys seen a bomb banger yet?
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can't even kill the knights because the the magnet makes them face me when i shoot it. they're behind them their heads i'd have to probably shoot them for the front and then it would flip them around. this is so bad hush left hand god damn wrong think i care. i got a second small rock in this one run that is strange that's really weird. i wonder if they stack. i hope so because you could do diplopia them, right? oh
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okay, guys, i have the accuracy item that makes it my shots do more damage fight and accurate with them. i don't even know how that works when i'm like shooting every direction shiny zebra, thank you for this subscription as well. i'm fighting the hush with this weird run seems kind of good. wait, it's because i rerolled myself. so small rock and spawn again i didn't know it knows how to do that
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yeah, i've beaten two lost runs in a row, but... ooh, i have sad moms. but, uh, it's not easy. i think the highest i've ever heard of was three. yeah, i saw a three streak as well. with no resetting between just straight up run, run, run? yeah. i believe so, yeah. yeah, that's a good answer. that's how i want to spend my day. d7. i think i have not picked this up yet. this is the one where they drop things and then you can do the room over to get different drops.
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why do i throw knives and bombs? oh yeah, welcome. this is a very important phase of this run's lifespan. what the hell? probably the defining element. they're homing bombs! oh, and i have bomberman! no! teleport into mega satan? i would love to. you know, we do have that sun card, but i think we just have to leave. hmm...
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chad, are you seeing this fucking greed run i just started? what do you mean you just started a greed run? i was just waiting for kobol to be done, but i didn't... not planning on beating it. i had a freaking nail in mom's knife, and then like a dime drops. i'm almost there, this has got to be the right way. yep, here it is. hacker sean says, i'm an obnoxious internet troll and you suck at this game. which would make me angry if it a, wasn't self aware, and b, named after a dope ass german beer, i think.
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hacker shore is goddamn delicious. i don't drink, but i'll make satisfied noises anyway. mmm, yes. i'm not gonna do a speedrun, cobalt's gonna be done in 11 seconds. i am done. he's done already, alright, we're gonna run some ads. you missed my speedrun. you're gonna run some, or we're gonna run some ads, then we'll be back in three minutes to play some duck game. see you soon. yo chat, remind me to go back and finish this run later, because it's really good.
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oh man. like dinger, grand salami and jack come up with a new slang term for a home run in baseball. it went over the fence you fucks or a big ol' baloney ball. that's really good. what? where's lunch meat coming to play here? i almost called it the ham grand slam for a second. oh, that was pretty good. you can just picture like
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for now though, i'm just gonna finish that greed run that i started and you can find me over on twitter at at rock lee smile if you're interested i always announce my streams over there feel free to watch me for the greed mode from now and thank you for joining us today
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yeah, it's a little easy. a little easier than i would have liked. knock it out pretty simple. so i initially started this greed run just to see if there were secret rooms. and now i just don't care if there's secret rooms, this run's too strong. yeah, you definitely can get op in those games. if you can find like a d20, it's game over. that's all you need.
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if i have an ephame or something, which puts a circular brim that kind of pulsates around you, you can just let him... all the keys spawn in the doors, and you run into the enemies to proc your ephame, and then you get like eight blackhearts instantly. oh jesus. like for one, yeah. because you're killing so many things with it and it produces so many blackhearts. it's kind of op.
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and cobalt, you mean maul of the void? no, i mean a fame. they're similar though. maul of the void you can charge up naturally, a fame you have to run into stuff and take damage for it to proc. and a fame actually makes more black hearts than the maul of the void, i think. i think they nerfed maul of the void because they saw me fucking owning shit with it. or just in general. how often does the percentage reset? do you know? for what? when you're donating to the greed box. i have no clue.
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cuz i thought it might have been permanently, like, per each character, that percentage is now gonna be set where you last left it. so you always have a shitty chance to donate each time. i don't know. yeah, lisa, you did play the flute for over ten years with your little flute hands. i did win my run, so i will happily retire for the evening. go get your food! yeah, i'm gonna go make a pizza. thanks for hanging out on the show, and thanks for hanging out for a few minutes afterward. no problem, my pleasure.
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i hope you have a good rest of your stream and i'll talk to you soon. i'm sure i will. good night! later! alright guys, thanks everybody for hanging out for the little few minute after stream thingy that we did here. i'm glad that i at least won that run. it was too powerful not to. i meant to look for secret rooms but it just ended up not happening so... it never resets. oh, so i was right. that is how... no, it's not how it works. each character has a percentage to break the machine, each coin the percentages... oh, i don't think you understood what i was saying then.
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not worse than regular tiers, i mean. but it seems like you don't shoot out in front of you very often. oh, okay. i haven't had it since the patch, so actually i don't know. well, see, the trick is play greed mode, so you get the d100 and just... yeah, yeah, on every single run, yeah. yeah, exactly. and then just d100 yourself into every transformation, and you get to experience it.
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then you're on a really really strong run. i think it makes it easier, but it also makes the the character much more fun so i think it comes down to like whether you you care about like the bravado of having beaten the loss before it was easy, yeah, or if you care about actually having a character that is like a little bit more meaningful to play as chris haste and blue bagel of sun crustables. thanks for the gargantuan recess much appreciated. oh
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i think it's... i like it. i kinda think that's a reward, you know? your reward for beating the lost is to be able to actually functionally have fun playing as the lost. why would you ever play as it again though? what do you mean? how? like, just for fun? like, what would be the point of using the lost with a really good run every time?
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well, it's not a really good run. it's just a run that's beatable. right. you know, i mean, let's put it this way. people are like, oh, it makes the loss too easy. it makes the loss too easy. i ranked like 200th on yesterday's daily by getting to shoal. so i don't think it makes the loss too easy necessarily. you know, i think that's probably a little overstated. yeah, i don't think i fully thought this out. it makes it too easy to get the achievements, but... there's a lot of implications here that i've got to actually consider and i haven't because this only just happened before we started streaming.
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know rob was quite worried about them, but he also just unlocked the seller the other day yeah, he's gonna sometimes he's gonna have to fight haunt now. that's a tough life thank you very much ergo me smart for the 14 months in a row welcome back you get some kitty cat chat for you, please. i'm just tearing this run up at this point. oh, yeah this is sitting in health cap everything is peachy brimstone one hit killing everything i just finished boss rush didn't even like lampshaded i
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also i had stopwatch on my final run which helped quite a bit too. ah yeah, i can imagine. and that is not a part where you should feel any shame for using stopwatch, because damn that run. they're like, on the speed challenge and on the, um, on the other challenge, the guardian. you should use whatever you need to succeed. yeah. that's my philosophy on that. i have not beaten speed either. i think i only have speed and blue bomber and one other one left. blue bomber is very, very doable.
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had two or three bad ones and it just put a bad taste in my mouth, so i just stopped i saw amanda's doing he was just complaining non stop about like bullshit, what are you talking you start with like invincibility? i'm a cozy like it's it's a winnable run man. i just got blank card chaos guard. oh snap all right hush needs to die. i need to hurry up. oh
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um, nah, you should just kill. hang on to that. i'm sorry, probably. i've still got a minute, so we're good. put an item that respawns krampus into the krampus pool. yeah, there's an item, it's just called like the christmas stalking, and it makes all deals with the devil krampus. not just for that run though, for actually your entire rebirth career, unless you delete your save. oh, that's so them. but then if you delete your save, you become krampus.
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you unlock krampus to play and then if you get 999 coins donated in one greed mode run as krampus, you unlock the final item. it's a lump of coal too. it gives you slightly better damage. it does nothing different than one. and it doesn't stack with the original. yeah that figures. oh wow, these hushroom items are not good. uh, i took bumbo?
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i don't know, what, what, maybe i'll try to knock out a greed mode run? i'm on cathedral so i can't be too far behind, so yeah, that's probably fine. might as well fill like 20 minutes though. i'll just do like eyes of greed mode. i've already done the nuclear throne daily today, okay? it's gonna be up on youtube soon, never fear. oh, it's a good choice. guys said no pumble wants coin, you can stop now, i know.
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thanks very much for watching, appreciate it. i, uh... bumbo just paid out with an hp upgrade. oh. bumbo's got a lot of tricks up his sleeve, doesn't he? yeah. bumbo's doing some wild and crazy stuff here. my run's over, i can do something for a bit. yeah. find a way to kill maybe like ten minutes, and you'll be... you'll be good. guess i should have stood there, huh? just taking that one in. time to give up fallout 4 to do greed mode grinding. seems a little premature to me. thank you, based bumbo.
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always. um, is there a nose and trinket in here, right? yeah, okay. alright, let's fight. bumbo, you keep giving me hp upgrades on the cheap. you can have your coins here. this run's pretty good. oh, and i started a run after having won that last run and did not have eden's blessing give me a free item, so, you know, if we were wondering about that, you don't have to wonder anymore. well, yours wasn't seeded anyway, right? yeah. so your eden's blessing should be gone regardless. yep.
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i know nothing about it, so before everybody starts calling me an idiot, i just don't know. don't this bumbo, you little bitch? jeez. okay. i got the old polyphemus on my lost run here, that's good. oh, congrats. big fan of that item. yeah. big fan. it's pretty good. i didn't take whore of babylon chat because we're not gonna get to that level. it's just not gonna happen. we're not gonna lose enough hp to make it happen.
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what i heard from the people that i talked to that were above me was actually if you did a panic d4 reroll after you get hit once, you get dark judas or judas' shadow. then when you die, you respawn as dark judas and it makes it much easier to finish the run. so if your goal is not necessarily to just beat the game as the loss but to beat the game, it may be plausible that your right decision is to reroll. okay. but probably only in like a very dire circumstance.
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damn. you died. freaking monster landed on my head. i can tell. i was too worried about a small rock coming out of something. the telltale sound of you putting your controller down on your desk. i didn't even, i just touched the edge of it to the desk. guys, i can't make bumbo come back, i'm sorry. only on ryans does bumbo stay around past the end of his run. i'm telling you, the new secret is you get diplopia, and then eden's blessing, and eden's blessing doubles, and then you use that for your lost runs. alright, now that actually makes me curious though.
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but if you do three hours of that, they're pissed too. i don't know man, i did a twitter poll yesterday because i was like, i got one more video to put out today. do you want nuclear throne or afterbirth? and people were overwhelmingly like, afterbirth. and then people would like reply to that tweet and be like, the poll, where the results are like 80% afterbirth. and they'd be like, well you know, i don't want to tell you how to run your business, but it's a bad business decision to put up too much of one thing. and i'm like, what are you talking about? like giving the people exactly what they want.
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that was my adorable little cat sound. oh, i like it. a victor, my favorite brian wilson album. wasn't bad. let's play some brawlhalla in mere moments. we're gonna run some ads. thanks for watching so far. be back soon. have you seen festival and resort or are those new? i think we've played both of those. okay. wow. excuse me. mmm. you're not excused. we went to break, though. you're not excused. come on.
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