Quotes about “i read it”
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necro one that all that time to necro one forty fucking minutes captain no beards. thank you very much for the subscription i i read the first harry potter book and then like it got popular like six months later, and i was like it's not that good i've read better books in my young adult life no, i died on that room, but i'm still going here and then uh
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i think the whole story of mandy's school bus is actually like it takes place inside a mental hospital. she's like an ex teacher who is like she has dissociative personality disorder or something and she takes all the the other patients on like magical journeys every day. maybe they never left the room. exactly, they never left the room at all. and that's the last episode. yo, spoilers here. you know if you didn't see the book then you wouldn't read the movie.
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hey, one read the movie. no bar. and there was another one in there pacific. i'm gonna say pacific salmon fisheries. thank you very much for the description. you know that i like that movie. i like that movie too. you know what i like pacific rim feels like an old time like 80s action movie. that's what i like about it. it doesn't make any sense to me.
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alright. a haddock or a tilapia? you're a tilapia guy? well, he's just not sold. salmon's pretty good. salmon's great. it's like steak but fishier. salmon's good. not really like steak, but... steak like in texture, yeah? eh. salmon's there, no question. oh, galactic shaft the planet pounder, welcome back. never heard of that one. i don't even have to really try to read yours anymore. yeah, freshwater or uh, is it perhaps a fenthic species? it's one of those black wobbler types. cod is real good. this is acceptable.
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i mean there were people in his comments calling for his death, so... but they'll do that with just about anything, cause you know, the internet's awesome. yeah, the internet! it was an honest mistake, dawg. i know i don't read japanese, but i heard it somewhere else on the internet that it was just a prank. it was no big deal. yeah, just a prank. i don't speak japanese, but i heard he did it on purpose. i saw a picture of this lady's corpse. it was on fire. it was the first corpse that i could google. lady on fire.
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no. okay, alright. don't do simon, we're almost there. you guys go to the next pNL, i will read what the simon says is. symbol pNL. lambda, periodic table, hyundai, backward c, magnifying glass. lambda, periodic table, backward c, magnifying glass. it is the first column, so it's magnifying glass, lambda, hyundai, backward c. boom.
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cee is there anything with like the bottom right? is there like three? yes, rows? three rows. bottom right. oh, okay. wait, what? we were on the wrong page? god damn it. based on this play, read the label of a particular button and proceed to step two. oh! bottom right. fuckers. here we go again. i still don't get it though. top right, wire pNL. yellow, white, black, black, yellow. five wires.
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oh, god damn it. you need pen and paper with this motherfucker. yeah, that's the point of it. it's memory. yeah, you gotta write it down. let me handle that part. you just read the instructions and i will confess them. okay, so then in the future you gotta... no, no, no! we got two minutes, 59 seconds. the time is over. we got a maze, and it's column one, row two is green circle one. then, the other green circle, column six, row three. i am a white dot that starts in column two.
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well, i can't read it either. so i'm gonna need you guys to join within like five seconds of me saying it. so you ready? okay. i'm ready. nick, are you ready? yep. all right. three, two, one, go. wvgx. in. one more. yeah, start. woo! yay! woo! somebody said this is not the bomb game. that's a lie. this is different from the bomb game. oh, yeah. he's thinking to keep talking. yeah.
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yeah, absolutely. and come on, man. it's so much fussing about devices, i understand. yeah, we cause we couldn't find the device. we're not gonna crash the fucking plane over whether we're in airplane mode on my phone or not. oh, well, we were gonna have a safe flight today, but unfortunately mrs. jenkins in seat 15j had to read the next two chapters of fifty shades of grey before we took off and now we're all dead, sorry.
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i'll give some satisfaction to space wells on ice for the dollar donation who said you read donations during ads frowny face i'm sorry. it's the best time that i can but you're right that is kind of inconvenient for you guys. sorry about that also, thank you to overlord king for the two dollars. i flew to helena mountain or montana and had a 30 minute stopover in denver i missed my flight even though i was 10 minutes early the guy at the gate told me to come back later united put me up in a hotel for the night wow
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i took on black face friend. that's probably wait a minute. no, that's not that that's the worst of the two options little steven. yeah, but it's not as your other item because nick i read it even choose items we're just rerolling our whole on every single floor loopy i well i want to get more items so i can reroll the freaking sacred heart in the angel room and we're gonna really there's this mushroom right here magic mushroom all stats up i love that guy
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toxic blood? thank you for all the donations guys, i'm sorry i can't read them all right now. i think it's bloody lost. yeah it is bloody lost, i'm an idiot. i took jar of flies though. but i don't know if that was the proper decision or what. yeah i'm very conflicted about this.
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i thought i'd read a tweet at one point. it said that only the first two dailies were curated, the rest were just gonna be random. it's possible, but i really feel like at least today's. unless they've just made it so that the lost has to start with holy mantle or nine lives on a daily, or something like it, i think that they've curated that much at least. so many bombs, i love it.
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there'd be no milfs left. that's true! it sounds sustainable. they become extinct. you think that guy has his license? milfunder? yeah, i think so. you gotta go for it. when is the season? i've got so many. all year round. when is the season? right after the funerals, man. oh lord, that's just... or the weddings. or the weddings. if you're owen wilson. yeah, that's... gotta read a funeral.
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there's some scary ones out there now. some of the champion polycephalus are annoying. and also, the frail is a nightmare, man. i hate that boss. i always get him at the end of my read modes. found monstro's long. feels so much better now. i don't know where you guys are getting all this stuff. i mean, i got a knife, but... i think it's from the d100. i don't know, i might reroll this just because it's so wild that it seems like it warrants a reroll, you know?
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what happens if you get ludovico and continuum? can you just take your tier off the screen and come back around the other side? i'm happy that i actually have an answer for you. oh nice. that was what my weird run was. at least that's what two of the elements were. thanks for the donation guys, i promise i'll read those off later and get all caught up. how do you feel about the little dolly? pretty good. love it. i think it's really good as well. i love the binky, little dolly, the pjs.
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something would be kind of fun to do like an isaac trivia series where you just you load up a video that's like three quarters through a run and you're like this is me and you shoot for and then you ask people to identify every item and first to guess it wins something. yeah, it's like the chess puzzles. yeah, what? people read the newspaper ever i don't know
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you're over is it tommy. what is that every once in a while? there's just the random a random thing that comes out of my body when when do i know when it's used i? asked in chat, but then i was unable to read because i was playing it at the same time. it's okay. i understand hey, garfondo i'm almost like to the point where i'm like i'm gonna take the hush out of my regular rotation because i just i get so frustrated i
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alright, i need to use a bomb, heal myself a little. wait, that didn't... i thought i had pyro oh, i re rolled my pyro! shit. thank you for these donations, i am seeing them and i will read them out as soon as possible. oh, the dodging is happening. oh no, it's isaac's heart! d4's worst enemy! oh god! don't be mad at the bloops, it's just viral marketing for call of duty bloops 3 comes out today. duty freezes the ground? i didn't know it did a friction effect. pardon me?
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alright, i'm just gonna shout out some donations here. we've got a few of those. thank you to spacewalesonice for the $5. it says, get a tandem bike mod for you and bear. it'll be so romantic heart. if there was such a thing that would actually be so hilarious that i would want to actually do it for real. yeah, nick is really gonna read the donations during the ads again. i'm sorry. furiouscinnabon for the $5. hey nick, just wondering if ryan has commented... that i don't know about.
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strip naked and then installed this game. uh, why? why naked though? so i could put new clothes on. you're gonna be naked from the waist down, nobody will know. they sure maybe i am. okay, press left and right to walk. press up to read the sign. well, i did that. don't get me wrong, i would love to learn how to store items with unfortunately the controls that we set are not working. why naked? i don't know because it didn't let me jump. oh, left triggers jump. sweet.
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i thought a yellow is what blows stuff up. is that a speed or a... temple bar? okay, i get what they want me to do here. i thought i was supposed to eat that berry thing to jump higher, but they wanted me to throw it under me so i could jump that way. yeah, yeah. i don't want to be the bearer of bad news, but they do say that on the sign. i don't read signs. you don't read signs? no. i saw the sign. fox, what's your favorite ace of base song? uh, i don't have one.
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and i will never read one of your comments because that's not what he does, but i will pay five dollars to fox if he does. snap. oh, that's gotta hurt. oh look i got the little slime ball! i lost. fox. sorry. my dog. come on man. what? you want me to beat nick for you? this is duck game all over again. it is duck game all over again.
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there's actually a said pinball like on the screen. i just clicked use ball though so you can suck it. i can't read. also we don't get regenerating turbo which sucks a little. i got used to that. feels more like an actual soccer ball now. yeah, that is correct. wow! that's what that guy said too. ball went really high in the air. he almost saved the... or scored a goal on his own net. alright everyone cool it a little. you get some real velocity on this.
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are you giving me clues? oh my god, you're giving me so much hope again. why would you tell me all these things? i'm just not saying. no, i know, i just want to find cool things. and then the newest post that edmund made about the secret or whatever, which i haven't read the post, but apparently the first few lines, if you take the first few letters from them, it says, you are so close. is what it says. so... just trolling me. be sure to drink your ovaltine.
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your reaction made it so much better. just don't talk about it, we can do that. this was the answer i didn't want to ever be read out again out loud. michael is home, he's got 55 to 45. are you fucking kidding me? this is the worst fucking answer ever.
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oh yeah, actually i read about that the other day. apparently gorillas have tiny penises. really? yeah. how tiny can it be? relatively their body size? well, i guess so. i mean, it's supposed to be like less than two inches or something. yeah. feel bad for those gorilla ladies. if they want a real man, they can come over here. hey lady, you want a real man? oh, hey.
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i was like, i don't practice at home. school's the only time that i actually play my violin and practice. i'm not bad at it, but i don't have enough money to own my violin that i've been renting for years. like there's just no reason for me to have this anymore. and i just gave it up. i wonder if i can still read music even. did you do stuff in orchestra or was it more just like a solo thing? orchestra. yeah, orchestra. the whole shebang.
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we're just pretty big fans, that's all. okay. don't follow the patch notes too much with the speedrunners. i do, i read everyone. hey! hey! that one felt pretty good. good plays. thank you very much fortmeow for the ten months in a row! welcome back! rock kitty cats please for fortmeow. you guys like getting tackled? i'm alright with it. i'm not into it too much. you get points for it.
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it couldn't have been that blindly though if they all hit the door. so then trick, right? trick. that's why i never go outside. you might get shot with an ak 47. you never have to go outside to get shot. i get to fucking read these stories every day. i am actually terrified of people after this shit. you think like newscasters have like post traumatic stress?
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