Quotes about “i love jesus y’all”
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george rr martin sweatin - Bits and Banter [02⧸05⧸2026]
- 2976.200 oh, did you hear the buys? we were hungry for it. i love the buying sound. it's like everyone's eating. it reminds me of like the great breakfast or whatever the religious photo is. what's it called? the lost supper. hopping. ryan's got that up in his family room. i love jesus, y'all. oops. sorry, purple. oops. sorry, blue. damn, he's feeding. there's still one more outside. oh, sorry, yellow. Search ↗
These guys are pro Clankers (Clank)
- 378.72 or the highway. not yahweh or the highway. love to go to a porn website and load up some yahweh man. that's gonna... yes sir, jesus is king. through christ all things are possible. that's what i'm doing wrong. you guys fucking with uh... jesus christ? y'all rockin' with this guy? you maybe need to let jesus into your asshole to fix it. do you fuck with the christ? yes sir. don't be quoting him man. Search ↗
He's one tapped (Counter-Strike 2)
It might be the best deck builder I've ever played (ROGUE LIGHT DECK BUILDER)
- 810.180 i'd love to know. what rank is he? i can't say what i was about to say. my bad, y'all. we respect jesus here. my favorite piece of internet jesus iconography is the one where the dude is shooting off an arrow and into jesus's arm. that one is really... you could tell the artist was impassioned when they made it, but the... like damn, jesus, slow down a little bit, dude. you gotta take a break. chill. Search ↗