Quotes about “i like the police”
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okay, like yeah, yeah. oh yeah, i'm with you and 72 pd for 72 police departments alright which is what they're gonna need on halloween because historically as a night of market mischief. yeah yeah, there will be there will be cats in the moonlight and spooky ghosts in the moonlight all them will be in the moonlight what do you do on a halloween day like this you do it'll work. oh
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yeah, and then 72 police department 72 pd i remember them okay well to be honest i wasn't loving that run anyway, so all right good. i think it's better this way well, this one's a room of darkness, so we'll see right yeah, it starts curse of darkness, and it's the cellar so this is actually like objectively worse. sorry. maybe i'm good. we'll see it's not your fault. oh
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see do it. there you go. see if he'll care kind of probably would have a new relationship. oh, yeah, i'd be messed up right? yeah. like hey stop doing that hey you get off of there i'm gonna have to call the police you gotta take this through the proper channels. i've asked you nicely now i'm gonna call the authorities that would be the greatest reaction though to getting your dick sucked. hey you get off of there. hey, stop that get out of there. what are you doing? you're not allowed to do that
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yeah, but man, you're seeing what people are gonna see in like 150 years. they're gonna come down there and be like, look at these spray paintings from the primitive peoples of this area. fuck the police. what could it mean? does anyone here understand english? oh, that was... the police was their god of justice and they don't like him very much sometimes. taking my fuckboy test tomorrow. ask nick what i should know. you should try going with a bike ride with me. i think you'll probably make it pretty far.
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you know, best of luck to you i guess. you don't really need luck. it's more like best of endurance. best of attitude to you. there's a chance our bike could break down or we could fall off a mountain and get eaten by a puma, so you never know. yeah, but then you just like... you start where you were, right? you start in the closest police area or hospital area, which is not actually that good because it might be quite far. i mean, but your goal is to...
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wow. oh shit, i counted your comment with my own. well, they're comments now? that's a meatball bear. it's a meatball. that's a meatball bear. meatball bear, that sounds better. that's alright. it's the new subway sandwich. oh my, i think i tackled you as you were hooking. it's like the ultimate pyrrhic victory. that's what the police do. nice. it's a bit of a stretch. stop desisting.
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dark and rainy like a week ago, and if you look at scan bc it's like busy police are on scene with a pedestrian hit by a car busy police are on the seams of pedestrian hit by a car i mean, it's not as bad as it's not snowing here, but you know jaywalking black clothing combined with like poor visibility and driving too fast. it's like a lot of people got hit by cars yes, sir last week
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he was a dirty fighter. n.l., we need an explanation. i'm describing a plot that conceivably could have come from a pornography film. i didn't actually have sexual intercourse with a taxi driver. prove it. you guys are very trusting in chat. prove it. that's how burden of proof works, right? where's the police certificate, n.l.? that's gonna be my thing. that's how i'm gonna get rich quick. it's like, sue people.
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i would like rather see a shark than a jellyfish and i'm being 100% honest. what? secrets. i would lick a jellyfish. thanks. you would lick a jellyfish. as long as it didn't sting. they love to sting, it's like their life calling. i'll stick my tongue. they love stinging almost as much as mathis does. mathis really likes the police. alright, take a second and get it all together. it's his favorite. mathis likes sting.
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the thing that it's cool. yeah, he was actually like, hey, i'm not mad at you, i'm like mad at the police. that was a very mature reaction, man. i know. some of the shit, like even if, even if he is guilty of the second crime in the movie, there's obviously like police corruption there that is incensing. like, the fact that the lady came in and was like, well it kinda looked like this, and then the dude just drew a picture
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of steve and avery. and it was like, is it this guy? and she's like, yeah, i guess so. all the same people were at his estate that were getting deposed while they were searching it. and they weren't even supposed to be there. they were supposed to have no involvement. that is bullshit. there's no way the case should have been thrown out as soon as there were manitowoc police on the scene. fucking agent link. i'll find you, agent link. i'll find you.
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my, uh, cop's name in this is police is just gonna be why do you keep talking about that? this is the police all the time. i'm gonna be in it. and my cop's name is just foxman. he talks about it all the time. it's like a kickstarter game that he's backed and you had to send them a headshot but he acts like they tapped him for this once in a lifetime no! no! did you get tapped? no, they just send out an email and they're like, hey, send a picture.
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popo isn't that the name for like some grandma's and police the police the police but i think i've heard popo and like some maybe a sandwich you supposed to be up cooking breakfast or something. okay, tell me a smell. here you go fox. tell me a smell most people hate vomit yeah, not a fan of that one
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