Quotes about “i know this isn’t real”
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751.98
and they got some other stuff going on. but mostly we're just talking about the tennis. because i'm not paying to have a friend, you know? this isn't... i don't know where i was gonna go asking. this isn't replica, where you get like an ai girlfriend, right? you know? this isn't twitch. i didn't want to say it, just because yesterday we created some negativity with my very real and honest opinion about...
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7074.620
as much as i hate to say it, you know at like whole foods they have real turkey and i got some. it's pretty expensive by deli meat standards. yeah. had it and i was like this isn't what i want. what i want is the garbage. i want more of the garbage turkey please.
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267.50
i wonder how much importance they actually give to this test. and what are they doing that's so disturbing anyway? thank you, probably be back later. it's been a productive hour so far. i don't mean in real life, i mean in jenks' friday after 9pm. we're gonna go back to the pub, i don't think she's got anything for us but if we could get a little, we got more to make emma sing later. ring a ding ding. i'll ask you a couple more things please. do you know anything about this? it's the aptitude test isn't it, trellis?
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598.98
there was definitely a romantic subplot. but isn't she like not real? spoilers in case you wanted to play this game that came out in 2002. no, there wasn't. they were gonna do it. did you see the way they were on that motorcycle together? always duplicated. oh wait, i forgot it's not a team ninja game. maybe they weren't gonna do it. you can plus two me, i don't even know what the joke meant. it just felt right in my head.
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9073.74
it's night time, bro. yeah, but like i've never i ain't never seen them like this before. yeah, it's nighttime. i don't know if this is real, but i'm slapping this. got it. slap at the base. slap at the base. all right, and then you just like toss the bait. oh, this isn't really the dock. this is more of the... it's near water. it's more of the air airport. docks over here, i think. docks on the lower base. yeah, docks on the left. you can see it on the map, you dingus. i don't know how to use a map, to be honest.
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2965.600
probably deserved. let's run it back. what about water? well, like i listen, i know i don't mean to damn you with this, but i was talking about like this isn't like a discussion in the sixth grade. i'm talking about like in real life. yeah, water would be a really bad allergy to have because you needed to live. so that's obvious, but i'm not
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657.38
yeah, i'm just gonna quit and rejoin or maybe you should restart the server. i clicked save and it just isn't doing anything. redownlink is doing a lot quicker than this. oh, it saved. okay. yeah, and i'm in now. oh, you're in? okay. that was... does the factorio have servers? did they die? i don't know. what's the password again? water. water. we hit the family down the street. thank god it wasn't anything real bad this time.
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what do you got on tap or something like that? this isn't the way, i don't know, did it work like this for real in the 70s or is this just a movie thing where like you'll just walk into a bar and then you'll sit down and just hold up one finger and go beer and then he just pours you like a beer. they don't do that anymore. like when you sit down at the bar they're like are you getting drinks or you thinking like maybe you might have some bites or something too. if you just walked in and you went like beer they wouldn't know what to do man.
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it's a good time. you can even enter the arena too if you wanted to, which isn't as fun as a tournament, but it's still a pretty fun time, and you can up your combat xp and both, you know, in game and in real life. i like your liver! i don't know boys, i think we might have some problems on our hands with this one. sorry sir.
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4321.28
never mind. they should read the movie. i forget you guys cinema in the porno, the matrix cypers like sucking a guy off and he's like, i know this isn't a real talk. holy shit. do that shit. i mean, like it's a i think it's a terminal.
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