Quotes about “i knew your dad”
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he's got stuff. maybe his family found his social media pages. maybe. and they're like you shouldn't be using that language also your dad's an ad executive what the fuck? you jealous? you got so lucky. that's not lucky at all. i knew exactly where those things were. yes were we all like shooting in the dark there? just like yeah come on you kind of whoa
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i'm gonna try to run you over but like okay they won't let me i guess not yes i knew it i could stay awake just to be breathing when i'm fine with one you know i never asked for fan art but a loving fan art is like necessary who knew that their gun was their mobile was a hundred percent bulletproof yeah dude never mind your dad
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it was 01. okay. i mean, and by 01, i mean 10. now this, this looks like when my dad was in high school. is this josh gad? that's josh gad. he's like immortal, man. that's not my dad. if anything, this is kind of my dad. i knew your da, your da wanks on all fours. that's actually against tos time traveler. um,
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i'm from the future. i'm not your dad. i knew your dad. go inside. you're gonna find something called a computer. inside is something called electricity. it's just so good. someone should give him his own show. he's got a real eye for jokes. anyway, i'm gonna go for it. i'm gonna take the hippo. i don't know what i'm gonna do here. i guess i'm selling a giraffe. that doesn't seem smart, but here we are.
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i part it, ryab. you jealous of me? yeah, actually a little bit. i'm mostly proud though, not jealous. really? yeah, a little bit. thanks, man. exercising his dad's strength being proud of you. you're taking a bud right now. way to go, slugger. i knew you had it in you. ooh, that was a close one. they changed the trajectory on this one so that you can actually fuck it up. i fuck it up all the time. yeah, i know. son. i hate that. oh, i hate that. stop saying your fancy is on your crotch. i don't know if that's true.
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but i remember my dad would always take away cable and my computer as punishment, so i like missed a bunch of episodes. what'd you have to do instead? it was a punishment for taking four shots. your dad made you do shots? it's fucked up, hafu. my dad actually really enjoyed giving me alcohol just to he knew that i would hate it. because he like i didn't realize as a kid that they were like
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i had a friend in eighth grade who i know no, but now you don't actually not this time but nobody knew but apparently like he was mega rich like his dad was some kind of like tech millionaire and for some reason he lived in our town we found out when we went over to his birthday party and when he invited us he was like yeah bring your swimming trucks right what it's like i
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much closer geographically, it's north west of jordan by 1600 kilometers. still pretty far. could this be like turkey? i think we've had turkey before. so it probably is not turkey. it's not turkey, it's to the west of turkey. i'm not sure, dad, i knew your dad. could this be west of turkey by a thousand kilometers? i guess it depends where you're measuring from in turkey.
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don't fucking lie to me. none of you fuckers knew domestic disturbance. you're all getting monsters inc. although probably when you hit the second actor, you'd be like, who the hell is billy crystal? some of y'all haven't seen analyze dad, okay? i have. josh, it's a pretty good movie. pardon me, it's a pretty good movie. we know billy crystal. you beating me is like billy crystal playing scarface. now you can see it, you can see with your eyes. boom, bow, surprise. you know what i'm talking about?
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that's scary. i was watching some limmy clips yesterday. i was searching for, there is nowhere near us. no thanks. and also, i'm from the field. i'm not your dad. i knew you're dead. go inside. you'll find something called a computer. inside you'll find something called electricity.
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