Quotes about “i don’t squirt i cream”
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both of my parents are white. i grew up in a town in rural canada. shockingly pale? yeah, i'll give you that. don't try to both of my parents. very rude. if i get hit by this guy, i deserve to die. get a tan? i don't tan anymore. i just burn. i also don't squirt. i cream. it's from cupcake. it's called music. look it up, sweetie. gotta say,
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you go look at someone said a squirt of sriracha is not 200 calories. yeah motherfucker, that's why they call it creamy sriracha. i don't know what the hell they put in it but it's like partially hydrogenated vegetable oil mixed with sriracha or something like that. because that shit does not come out like a thin red line like terrence malick. it comes out like a thick pink boy. i don't know what it is but it's they cream it up somehow. it's mayo and sriracha? that's why when i get the hot sauce i get the frank's red.
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