Quotes about “i can't let you get close”
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1367.50
substantially more than we would have ever expected. things were not necessarily going fantastically right off the very bat, but you know, stranger things have happened. we are approaching the 7,000 mark at which point i would probably invest that... well, we do have the retaliation rune for our chest, so maybe i'd save up for that, but also just getting like raw stats seems smart. anyway, for now, let's just destroy these enemies. it should be easy enough. with hyper gonadism, they can't even really get that close to me.
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1779.94
i know by the way that you have to get up to like 999 cents to actually make this donation machine cap out or get close to capping out. maybe you can donate even more after that. so i'm trying to be a little bit more vigilant about it, but it's so tempting to just like borrow against it at the start of a run. so you can buy an item you otherwise shouldn't be able to afford like the compass like we did on this run. we've already been there and i don't mean on vacation. well, you can't even do anything there. we are going to be trying to go to the chest, so let's hope we get some keys in the future.
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303.72
this guy's such a pain in the ass to fight, and the sad thing is like one good block from me could actually get me swiped off the edge. i should have been hit there to be honest, you know, 100% honest with you. fight's going very well so far though. yeah, you better back the fuck up. looks like his daddy taught him good too. let's just get super close to him. can't believe i didn't take any damage there. it did stagger me though because i ran out of stamina. it's going pretty... oh, that's not good. probably should have been hit there. okay. we'll just let him throw lightning bolts for a second, we'll regain our composure.
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2508.78
yep, taking some pretty staggering damage here. one, the thing is, there's a very easy way to get success when you're close to it, but not quite there. and the answer to that is getting a full hell pill or a sun card. oh, this is mini mush, so i guess we still have to use this. let's see. tails, we reroll. can't take.
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247.66
you're honestly like destroyed so i can go like this and then as soon as i hit you i get it back with a two second cooldown get shredded. i'm opening my chest. i've gotten a consumable health potion. i don't need it. give me a key. this is the same room. you can't trick me. it wasn't even close a key. let me get candy for intelligence. have you ever played the original rogue?
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212.08
let me just come down here. i should use my magical ability as well by the way notice how much damage enemies do we will die very very quickly if we don't you know wise enough basically sadly i can't open this chest without a key, but yes we can either we can attack we can jump an attack or we can attack downwards that's often used for puzzles as well or jumping puzzles i should say now this is gonna be an interesting situation because as we get close to these spikes they are gonna
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844.38
can i oh i don't have enough mp to use them anymore, okay, but i should be able to kill him in a hit or two oh, it's gonna be close. okay, he's dead and we get another blueprint this is awesome. so we can now make the knight cape as well which i assume is gonna increase one of our stats and not just make us look cool but i wouldn't actually be surprised if it just made us look cool that's kind of a you know, this game thrives on absurdity but as i was saying earlier, i really hope this translates well to video because it is a fucking blast to play i really can't stress that enough let's try this again
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1261.02
oh shit, we're gonna hit it on the south wall again. i think we'll be fine though. i think there's a thing that we haven't maybe we don't have a radar up right now? we should get a radar up, i think. yeah, yeah, we definitely got a good idea. i think there's a colony close that we can't see. man, this purple thing is beautiful. here nick, let me give you more. oh. there we go. damn, son. oh, you know what? sweet. what? the tank cannon requires different ammunition. oh, it probably wants rockets or something. yeah, i bet it does. some kind of tank munitions.
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10635.82
yeah, it like i don't know like it when you get stuck in like the little a little i can't do any of the grass lines. oh my god. what am i doing here? i got caught in like a bad bad momentum. let this one. yeah. yeah, let that day. oh, okay okay. all right. i got too close let me go don't get to me don't go in sometimes it just times out. oh, yeah. yeah get in there now, man. oh
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1952.94
i just can't like get a 45 in this game anymore. all of mine are like 49s and 50s. i got a 44 and improved my throw. alright, let's... gg everyone, that was a close one. i'm remaking. can you at least put javelin first next time to make it up to us please? why, so you can just have a free win? no, i don't even win. sometimes.
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2752.620
oh, you prick. better play. there's no way i'm making it to that one. donut season, bitch. donut season. she really let you run with that. the fuck is this? diamonds on the soles of her fucking shoes? i can't make it. i can't make it. there is no last one bonus. why are you doing that? i don't know, man. it's close. i'm not even close. i'm not even close. this one is who comes into the last one with the most points. that's not necessarily true. nah, that's 100% true. you can get a gulf of like five.
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