Quotes about “hurricanes”
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9423.800
it's like a burnt hamburger probably. i've definitely seen things. NL, are you sad that both of your hockey teams are basically one step away from being a dumpster fire? yeah, i mean i'm like a little sad but i'm also pretty stoked. like, tickets are amazingly cheap. dumpster fire is warm. that's true, yeah, at least we're going to be warm. i mean i'm seeing the carolina hurricanes at the canucks next wednesday and tickets were like 30 bucks each which is outrageous.
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9894.620
where am i my camera's not auto locking on where the action is so i have no idea where i am right now this is the liberal fact police cast your vote on november 28th like the whole sex there is a liberal conspiracy it's true like hurricanes
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we were just talking about him earlier. we were just talking about werner herzog. he makes documentaries about how nature is going to kill us all despite its beauty. no, it will. guaranteed. yeah, it's definitely gonna kill us all eventually, yes. unless we reach class 2 civilization, in which case we'll be able to harness the energy of volcanoes and hurricanes. well, we're on civilization 6, so we're already almost there. all we need is to go negative 4 civilizations and then we...
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yeah, you hurricane come shooting. not even, no, hurricanes only affect the coast. like, you get a flood from like a hurricane that like, but like by the time it gets to this far inland it won't even be a hurricane anymore. are hurricanes getting stronger? yeah. that scares me. but are they? yeah. i think overall, yeah. i kind of heard you saying
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7322.860
i know. hurricanes weaken like drastically once they make landfall. like within like an hour or two of making landfall, they like tear themselves apart in the land. i do like the idea of like a hurricane working out in a natural disasters gym.
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just like pumping iron. like, year from now i'm gonna make landfall in tallahassee. gotta get my summer body ready. i mean, last time i had like two of the strongest hurricanes to make landfall, like, in a long time. how strong were they? the one that hit puerto rico was insane. and what was the other island that got hit? i think it's squat 500 pounds.
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7475.340
female named hurricanes tend to be stronger or they tend to do more damage than male named hurricanes because sheeple considered that they're going to be weaker based on the name. oh my god. i would love to see like an actual citation for that because it strikes me as plausible, but it also fits in perfectly with my worldview of being incredibly cynical and as a result, i'm suspicious. oh man, that was a dirty belly flop.
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121.12
the hurricanes, twitter is an absolute nightmare. we're second best in the league. everyone's panicking. i mean, here's the thing.
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3025.28
i thought he played for the, i don't know, i thought he played for the hurricanes. he plays for the devils. it's not jack hughes. maybe it's sharon. sharon go bitch. wow. how did i get it? well, like at the trade deadline, whenever jay would ask, what do you guys want for quinn hughes? i would say the starting price is sharon go bitch. how do i know sharon go with his name? when the devils came to vancouver, we had tickets for the game and he scored two goals against us.
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and are like, whoa, what the heck? what's going on? have you not talked about this? we talked about it a thousand times. we don't take the torch because it's considered easy mode. i'll be mocked on the internet. you're showing up to the hockey game at the start of the second period and you're going, whoa, we're down five goals already? yeah, brother, you're a new jersey devils fan. if you wanted to see your team be on even playing field with the carolina hurricanes, you should have showed up at the start of the first period, okay? you missed your chance. no offense, jay. jay, i'm just,
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20.10
panthers and hurricanes fans could never, they don't even understand. then imagine my ass waking up at 3.40am. my kids going, i saw a scary monster, i saw a scary monster! i'm going into the room trying to figure out how to defuse the situation, there was no scary monster. took like half an hour to get her to calm down and go to sleep again. holy cow. i am fucked up today.
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yeah, are you gonna like it when historical vancouver? flooding someone who's been hit by like fucking 20 hurricanes in the past like three years don't joke about it man come on oh, what do i have to evacuate once or a hurricane? i'm allowed oh
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811.26
who's the best forward in carolina hurricanes history? it is sebastian aho. it's the other sebastian aho. that's not fair! there's two dudes with exactly the same name. they gotta put like a picture or something so i can tell who's who. 6 out of 9, 420?
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