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or like insect. not four, sorry. yeah, bird was number two. that's fair. so like centipede would be valid? bear. shit man, centipede seems like a pretty good guess actually. ape? okay, ape slash gorilla has more than human. let's hear your answer. sometimes they walk on fours and they maybe bear. dude, i'm telling you the last answer is dog. it's fish. that was all 100 by the way, i just want to point that out there. there were no amo there were only six answers or seven answers that were said.
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nah, i just murdered them instead though. you unlock him as long as you get him out of the coffin, doesn't matter what happens after that. yeah, it's like new character unlocked. you kill them, but you know, thanks anyway. he's already dead by the time this text reaches your eyes. it can't be trusted. all good, it's a... like a human settlement level with a beehive on it. i thought you were gonna say human centipede level. oh, hey! i want to see that level. that was dangerous. i think my sound effects are messed up.
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1365.34
nice. i don't know which one's worse. yeah, good stuff. i guess human centipede would be just you riding through the digestive tracts of many people.
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i think it would just show you you'd have to connect to people and then you'd just go on a rollercoaster. oh god, you'd connect to everyone else on the rollercoaster. i mean it's really kind of like already. every rollercoaster is a little bit like the human centipede. except without the anal to mouth showing. there's a poster for the last human centipede that is looking out of a lady's asshole as someone's mouth is about to go over it.
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like that's a real thing when you when you ask your friends. hey, do you want to go see the human centipede? you're really opening up a part of yourself that you're maybe not sure people should see yeah, you're exposing your double digit iq what's the over under on how many people who jerked off to the end of you? oh my god? oh, we're asking to find frozen in an ice cube your soul or an endless fractal of stacked civilizations nice
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these are good. there's probably like a significant number of people in this chat who've done. mmm, that's a good point. i've watched the original human centipede. there's nothing in that that should make you want to think about jerking off. chat, if you have masturbated to the human centipede, can i get a pogchamp? yeah, wait, he's... justin is right. just because you've jacked off during it doesn't mean you jacked off to it. that's fair. i want to be fair to that.
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when your child is in the room or something like that. american pie, american pie 2, so true, all the sex comedies, eurotrip, human centipede, do not watch a serbian film? sorry, i like world cinema. i'll watch a movie from anywhere. people will really be like,
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alright, i'm gonna go straight for your ball sack and try and pull it off. oh, this is not good. oh, i missed. we're having a little... we're having a tete a tete here, huh? it's a head to head in french. yeah. see, it's a joke. so you just say a word in another language as a joke to you. i'm just gonna try to like, keep my whole body rigid. this isn't vectorman, chat. it does look like vectorman. we're setting up for a human centipede, i think. i don't know, is my dude gonna live here?
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yet the moment you left, she used the palace gossip to casually inform the empress of your secret visit. not to talk about the human centipede again, but like for the 99 people that were not at the front. definitely bad. for the person at the front, seems like you're mostly just eating and getting your butt licked. it's kind of a, it's probably an improvement for the person that was at the front of the line. oh, so i'm getting killed for raising a thought experiment.
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imagine how good it would feel to be in the human centipede and stand up on two legs.
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475.04
bring it on, motherfucker! aaaah! oh, well, okay, so it's like the human centipede. wow, that thing is enormous! and it's... eating my house? okay, here we go. i'm gonna take out the vial thorn. man, that other thing is huge! i could use dynamite as well, it'll totally wreck my exploding platformer. regular platformer. you know what, let's take a crack at dynamite. how am i gonna do this? where is he?
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i mean, yeah, dogs can be expensive, but not on the same level as a personal jet. name something you'd hate to be at the end of. keep in mind this came out before the human centipede. you'd hate to be at the end of your life. josh, i'm taking your answer. life.
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anything that subverts traditional genre trends is like instantaneously it appeals to you. right. i agree with that. even if it sucks, like across the universe. that beatles musical? i did not see that actually. how old was your brother when it came out? be honest. probably like 16, 17. perfect age. no. yeah. do you think you can use the human centipede to censor human genitals? hmm.
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to be honest with you, i think yeah, you would be able to get away with that. probably. that was great placement on the house. i like that a lot. you think that more people watch the human centipede because they like the movie or because they like to jack off to it? nobody's jacking off to that. but nobody, here's the thing, nobody's watching it because they like it. have you seen it?
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you're trying too hard my wolf exploded. i still like south park's take on human centipede. yeah, don't do the voice i know you want to do the voice. hey it was from south park i think you can quote it. but yeah no human centipede sucks ass. in many ways! oh my god that is so good!
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you guys ever seen video drone? no. got it. what? cronenberg body horror. i have not seen video drone. i should though. yeah, that sounds like my kind of thing. same question from the human centipede. you would love video drone. it's a canadian movie. when and how does the body horror cronenbergs happen?
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i feel weird about these houses. it looks like a place you get murdered in in like a black mirror episode. yeah, i feel like that's where like human centipede took place. oh, look at that. it is kind of a hitman house. yeah, i can see that. oh. granny's got a little swag. mote's plots. flexlingen. this is like... lengengen. smorbles.
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