Quotes about “how rock beats paper”
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3401.26
almost killed you yeah, i'm going for full sd rocks. uh you know what i'll take i'll take full responsibility for that i figured out how to make a circle around i'm not it's not really wanted to do, but how'd you do that one? that was great? he is dead full circle was i don't even remember click random buttons and it happens rock beats scissors well, so we had to cast paper on this guy oh
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575.400
saying shit like, fuck putting a man on the moon, we need to figure out how paper beats rock. in a world like that, it just feels so strange, man. i'm not shirtless right now. i swear i'm not shirtless. oh no, wait, you're saying you're gonna be... you're waiting to be shirtless until chicken potato makes you a shredded monster? i'm putting down money on it? can i tell you something? i'm being dead ass with you. i swear this is 100% true. i would put a heart rate monitor on the screen right now. i thought i didn't have abs.
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6013.16
how are you gonna mount a deer like hidalgo mid stride, grab its horns and generate enough force to break its neck? that's madness. it's like qte. maybe, yeah, maybe if you're legolas. i think it's like rock, paper, scissors. maybe i beat wolf. wolf definitely beats deer and deer definitely beats me.
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1567.74
pretty powerful right now. well, this is a great room when you can just fly. and if you're not paying attention, you might have missed that tinted rock right there. which, in the whole scheme of things, is only giving us one bomb. but hey, one bomb beats no bombs. not sure if you've ever played bomb, paper, scissors before. but that's exactly how that shit goes down. we will not use anarchist cookbook here. because that would be a fucking death sentence. we lost the spirit heart anyway. but that's okay. stay the fuck away.
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4931.18
it beats scissors. my dumb ass was about to say it beats paper, i swear it to you. paper covers rock is some bullshit. you know what? even as a kid, i was thinking that. paper covers rock really doesn't make much sense. like why doesn't the rock just bust through the paper? or how about this one? you ever be playing, we called it rock, paper, scissors, or i, or we called it paper, scissors, rock when i grew up, by the way. it wasn't rock, paper, scissors. but i've americanized my verbiage here.
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1423.46
well, there's no piece that beats everyone but the best i mean paper beats everyone to say paper be scissors how long have you been playing rock paper scissors? well, whenever someone if i pick paper and some pick scissors, i'm like nah your scissors are rusted. oh you're one of those
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428.500
like a y'all maybe i'm hungry here. yeah, i don't i don't fight a lot of leads cuz i took that sword love that i'm assuming a lot of y'all did cuz i would love to have the bag of preparation we all like the best relic in the game to whatever stone i might wind up doing some uh some bad shit you know okay i'll go rock rock one easily easily. i said go rock man they never listen i'm still trying to figure out how fucking paper beats rock man
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959.00
how about our cavalry? we can't quite get around to the archer. oh, we can get around to this archer though. here's the question. can we get both cavalry around to kill that archer? even if we lose cavalry in this, this is a smart decision for us to be able to kill the enemy archer before he has a chance to do a ton of damage to us. generally there's kind of like a rock scissors paper mechanic at work here. i mean it's more deep than that, but certainly cavalry beats archers provided you have the ability to get in range of them.
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1776.140
well, there's no piece that beats everyone but the best piece is it. i mean paper beats everyone. the same. there's paper beats scissors? how long have you been playing rock, paper, scissors? well whenever someone, if i pick paper and someone picks scissors i'm like nah your scissors are rusted. oh you're one of those. so it's basically you just draft characters pretty much. yeah and if you get three of one character they get upgraded. and then if you get three of the upgraded characters you get an upgraded upgraded character.
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