Quotes about “horses daughter”
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we have killed two horses on the way, but we are finally here. thank god, i don't think i could have delayed them much longer. oh, here we go again! good day to you, my princess. this is chevalier de saint georges. my prince. anything for my princess. you are the chevalier de saint georges. this man is the most skilled sword fighter in france. what? we need to run. don't go. face your destiny. why did you visit the painter? why are you inquiring after my daughter sophie?
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752.12
is british produce okay with the daycare lady? i don't know, man. it's just like we've been going through like a lot lately. it's been a very busy, stressful, like four weeks. it'll be a relief when our daughter is fully in this daycare full time and we can return to normal life. maybe like a broken baguette. hey step on itis, thank you for the gifted subscriptions. thank you. i happily accept my draw. there's too many horses.
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why are you being weird? that song's just about horses? back to thwomps. if it's about horses, i apologize because i will not let my daughter play that song at her birthday party. okay? so i apologize to ginuwine, who i think was being allegorical in the song.
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and we are back. i literally just stopped recording and then hit start recording again. i'm just checking my phone to make sure that i don't have to go pick up my daughter from daycare. you don't want to be late for that for sure. here we are. give me a horse. i'll take a duck for this round and a second horse. horses can kind of go off early, i think. and i'll be like a... how about an imported mammal?
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2078.18
disposed. am i the asshole for making our daughter clean our horses' stalls against her will? you on a polo club or something? builds character. your horses' stalls? we recently got two horses. oh, now that i know there's two of them, not the asshole. i was picturing like an entire stable or something. now that i know it's just a modest two horses, then i think that builds character.
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we recently got two horses. my younger daughter wanted them as she's been learning to ride. my older daughter was against them. okay, follow up question. in that case, why did you buy two? you have one daughter who wants to ride horses. why'd you get two horses? do they keep each other company? i don't know, honestly. i'm not a horse guy. my older daughter was against them. she's much more princessy and didn't want to deal with the mess and chores that come with horses. but we told her it wouldn't be something she'd have to deal with and that her younger sister promised to take care of it all.
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as an only child i didn't think of that but i mean like i don't think this should necessarily be the top post but that's okay. you're the asshole you bought two horses for your younger daughter and promised the older daughter she wouldn't have been involved in their care. italicized you broke your promises. there were plenty of adequate and appropriate punishments available you could have given your daughter for staying out late and letting her grave slip. are you deliberately trying to stir up resentment between the two sisters?
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why do you think her grades are slipping and she's been acting out? you buy your younger daughter two horses. they're not cheap. what did you get your older daughter? edited the ad because this one's really angered me. you called her a princess because she said no to wanting horses when actually that's a very mature decision because it shows she's aware it's a big responsibility and doesn't want to take it. i think you're an ass of a parent. why? i guess i'm mature because i've never wanted horses either. you got your younger daughter two horses and yet on your older daughter's 16th birthday
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she didn't want the horses, her sister wanted the horses, two adults made the decision to buy the horses, and yet somehow she ends up cleaning the stables. make it make sense. how on earth does that happen? we wanted her to wait sorry, recently the older daughter has been disrespectful at home and staying out too late and her grades have been slipping. we warned her to shape up but last week when we heard she'd been needlessly insulting to her younger sister while i was running errands, i told her she'd be cleaning out the stable each day for the next week as punishment and that her sister would get a break.
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you're the asshole you bought two horses for your younger daughter and promised the older daughter she wouldn't have been involved in their care. it's italicized, you broke your promises. there were plenty of adequate and appropriate punishments available you could have given your daughter for staying out late and letting her grave slip. are you deliberately trying to stir up resentment between the two sisters? because this is how you get resentment between two sisters. do you want ants? because this is how we get ants.
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your oldest daughter isn't the golden child, obviously, so you want her to be cinderella. edited to change cinderella to cinderella. this shit is so good, dude. it's crazy! info, have you asked your 17 year old why her grades are slipping and she's acting the way she is? okay, reasonable question. honestly. followed by insane reply. my guess is that her parents bought her younger sibling horses that cost thousands of dollars and call her a princess because she wants nothing to do with them.
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2592.34
is my guess. or i don't know, maybe she's playing final fantasy xiv. why do you think her grades are slipping and she's been acting out? you buy your younger daughter two horses, they're not cheap. what did you get your older daughter? edited the ad because this one's really angered me. you called her a princess because she said no to wanting horses when actually that's a very mature decision because it shows she's aware it's a big responsibility and doesn't want to take it. i think you're an ass of a parent. why? i guess i'm mature because i've never wanted horses either.
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you got your younger daughter two horses and yet on your older daughter's 16th birthday you merely got her a tesla model 3? you piece of shit. proceed directly to jail. i had to get like out of that one or you're right i was gonna have like a stroke. i'm the asshole for making my daughters wear dresses when they visit their grandparents. i don't know if i can do another am i the asshole post with kids especially multiple kids. the people in the comments are losing their damn mind man.
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we got a little lost and we got a little jon hamm. i'm gonna be honest with you, this kid is in a car seat. they didn't have those in the 1960s. ergo, it must be lost. any questions? what the heck is parks and rec horse? i don't know anything about horses or parks and rec. quick pick tv daughters? i only get a minute, this is crazy. okay, your daughter is a stark. i don't even know who you are. i don't know who you are.
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but yeah, i was... i was like definitely... at least, you know, i don't know. i wasn't like... like a meanie out in the public. i was... i was just... teaching my daughter how to behave. thank you everyone for watching. i will see you guys tomorrow. there will be more umamuseme tomorrow. i gotta train like a thousand horses right now. i'll see you guys tomorrow everybody! see you! bye!
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unless someone gets in my way now, i'm just gonna do whatever i want to do. i'm gonna trust myself. so anyway, he says, sir, i keep walking. he kind of grabs me on the shoulder a little bit and says, sir, sorry, your daughter needs to sit on one of the benches. ruined the whole carousel, man, because we spent 10 minutes building up the horses that she could ride on.
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if it's about horses, i apologize because i will not let my daughter play that song at her birthday party. okay? so i apologize to ginuwine, who i think was being allegorical in the song. i think the saddle is a workplace and he is a boss and thus i don't support him. okay, there's a little double tap. that's my mistake. i'm double tapping the controller. chat, how do they target him? don't tell them, please. they might be a good tetris player who struggles with the interface. i need all the help i can get.
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