Quotes about “horse semen”
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7262.560
because of the dog semen or the horse not that it's any less ridiculous. i guess jack didn't get canceled for that yeah, but that was late in there that bit. i saw it in the dvd man mtv
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7809.560
yeah, so when's hopefully going to be? hey, would you rather lay in a pit of non toxic centipedes or drink a pint of horse semen? i apologize. i was quite professional at the event. i might be the wrong idea of the kind of operation we run on twitch tv. i think that was like the funniest part about the whole champions of fire is that you seem very reserved, you know, in the event. and people think you're like a nice person.
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8427.620
because that has never colored my opinion on anything. i thought i'd say you don't understand bitcoin. and i was going to agree completely. well, that too. yeah, i do not understand bitcoin. what, it's $9000 now per bitcoin? it's like $11.5. oh my god. i mean, that's a jinx. i'm not going to go for that one. horse semen? can we get a new currency gala coin? now i'm down for that. oh, it's $13k today.
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1617.12
it's crazy man. horse semen is some of the most expensive liquid per capita? we should be printing with... no, wait, we should not be printing with that. because then the printer ink would be even more expensive. the fuck you mean per capita? i think they meant per ounce or whatever. i don't speak greek. mares can be millions of dollars and sires from good stock can be hundreds of thousands.
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733.54
i think if i drank donkey semen, i would not want to meet the donkey. what, it'd make things awkward? make it too real? like, oh, i see the receptacle with which this came from. i guess if you could like not see the donkey's dick, then you can divorce yourself from it being semen. i don't know. i think you have to live in the moment, you know? mm hmm. no, this is okay. this is right where i want it. i remember in that one jackass, they took a swig of that horse semen. they said it was like awful smelling. i fucking believe it, like...
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dude, that's even crazy that humans farm like animal come. what do you mean by that? yeah. they'd be like harvesting it. oh, you're right. yeah, no, they do that. such fun. sorry. real heads no. there was a documentary about a dude that would harvest horse semen.
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3043.76
the crazy dude, that's even crazy that humans farm like like animal comb. what do you mean by that? yeah, like they they be they be like harvesting it like they're gonna be right. yeah. no, they do like such fun sorry real heads. no, like there was a um, there was a documentary about a dude that would like harvest like horse semen
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1511.840
you can make a lot more money. you can even be the host apparently if you're good enough at jeopardy. you could be the host. fear factor, even before the horse semen stuff, fear factor pissed me off. because i get that it's tv, but like, season one of fear factor you can kind of understand that the contestants were like, i don't want to eat this disgusting shit. i'm not gonna do it.
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he's not even a magician anymore, he's just a dude that has like an extremely detailed knowledge of the limits of the human body. yeah. should be on jackass and drink some horse semen. yeah, i think that's the next step for his career. is to go on jackass and drink horse semen.
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8499.060
we could just type it into google like immediately. i mean, it didn't look weird to me until you were incredulous about it. oh, is it spelled both ways? 89 to 11 for the papal sheen. aw man, now i'm just getting a bunch of cemeteries near me and i'm depressed. got him! the worst excuse for ditching your date. i need to find some horse semen or gotta go ride the mechanical bull.
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7210.94
we were talking about i can't believe fear factor got cancelled because of the dog semen or the horse semen. not that it's any less ridiculous, i guess. right. jackass didn't get cancelled for that. yeah, but that was like... they didn't air that bit. that was in a movie. i saw it in the dvd, man. it was also on like mtv, you know? so the thing is i can't believe it got cancelled for that when they do so much more stuff that's like a horrible... yeah.
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7752.62
get edge longer. what how is that dude? well like you know. of course to be honest. yeah so when's hafu gonna be on the show? hey hafu would you rather uh lay in a pit of non toxic centipedes or drink a pint of horse semen? by the way i apologize i was quite professional at the event i might have given you the wrong idea of the kind of operation we run on twitch.tv.
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8378.84
yes that that has never colored my opinion on anything i thought you'd understand me they're going and i was gonna agree completely well that too yeah i do not understand bitcoin what's $9,000 now for just like 11.5 oh my god oh i mean that's a jinx i'm not gonna go for that one horse semen can we get a new currency gala coin
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5911.62
cheese you like anything with cheese honestly like anything or just straight cheese is fine too all right what are your thoughts on like horse semen with cheese no no no all right let me tell you the reason for it brown sauce
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3640.200
i mean, i get that you're joking, but are you? and they have to either drink a gallon of horse semen or go in the pit of centipedes to get it. no, why do you... both of you keep constructing the grossest things? they're like 17 year old kids. well, that's our callback. i mean, that was the ever long debate. got a good point.
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someone just said i'm 17 and i'd do it. no, no, stop, no. the youth of this nation are being poisoned by the... by all the semen. the wealth of hip hop and magic the gathering. who wouldn't drink a gal and a horse semen for free college? i absolutely would. i would not. everyone would do it. no, in the us they would because it's broken. yeah. yes. yeah. that's the easy way out.
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