Quotes about “homeschooled”
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it's like when you're in the same age group in the chess tournament as a kid who was homeschooled. it's just not fair. other various chess anecdotes. right, yeah, yeah, all that. pokemon getting a 100 player battle royale mode. oh, dude! i would so play that, actually. to compete against fortnite. it's to find out who finally is the very best. dude, if they announce that the new pokemon is an mmo, then i'll... i'm buying a switch tomorrow. that would actually ruin people's lives. yeah.
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and in the us. well, i wasn't trying to take it there. i was just surprised, that's all. it's certainly not gonna do you any favors if you're like naturally quite shy to then be homeschooled. dude, that's why i think like
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1906.14
there's posts and you never know how many of these are real obviously. so there's homeschooling which i, you know, did not do and i understand the negatives of it, potentially. but i've met some homeschooled kids who are like, i feel like they got the benefits of homeschooling which is like an advanced
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matrimonial vows? i do. virtuoso. mars is not a name! mars is a name if you are in ancient rome. it's not a name in the real world. what about bruno mars? it's an assumed pseudonym! it's like saying xae 12 theta sigma is a name. my friend's name is mars? how did you make friends with them when they're homeschooled?
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oh, you're right. i've spelled riddle wrong. sandra d. that seems right. i see it. 42 down. seto. it's vito. it's marv. it's not marv. turns out your friend isn't real. how about that? marv. marv's caught astray for no reason? you're right. i should have directed it at their parents. i'm just asking though, because it felt good when i said it. is your friend marv homeschooled?
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because i was homeschooled because i was dying and then i dropped out because i wanted to die. what did you run away? it's pretty hard to... no, i just didn't. i've only got one more left. i don't know what that means. i did an adult diploma program at like 26. and then i was like, i'm gonna use this to go to college and then i started streaming.
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this is experimentation, okay? this is how you learn things. this is bill nye the science guy. you might not be familiar with that because i'm sure most of you are homeschooled. bill nye the science guy was something... it played on television but most people saw it in school more often when they would wheel out a television that was on its own weird cart. the bit is that homeschooled kids aren't taught science. no, not even close. the bit is that
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homeschooled kids don't know what bill nye the science guy is because they had a real television instead of a 13 inch crt that you wheeled out on its own gurney. hang on, i just realized we already have a hydraulic here. what is this thing doing? so you're gonna push this thing over. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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i would be pissed off if a friend got pissed off that i took a bite of my food when it arrived, when their food wasn't there. i would be like, honestly, no disrespect. tim tebow, that's heavy homeschooled energy. my parents always said you should wait for everybody's food to okay bitch, i don't know your parents. your parents could have voted for mitt romney for all i know. like i don't you give them respect because they gave birth to you, i don't know who the hell they are.
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i guess you could do it in homeschool too. that shouldn't be insulting. if you have a sibling that's also being homeschooled. is the homeschool joke so funny every time? i don't know. i think i just betwixt the lasers. i think it's cuz 85% of people didn't get homeschooled. i felt like i blocked that one. so you can laugh. it's not like a 5149 joke.
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like you can laugh at it and then what is the other 15% gonna do? be like my mom is a really good teacher? i mean she might be. you think 15% of kids are homeschooled? that seems high. well like i'm... fuck it, just look it up. i'm fighting like zosia the complete right here. i'm fighting centrum silver, okay? can you just look up the stats? the thing is my hunch is that we probably underestimate the amount of people out there that are homeschooled because we never meet them.
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do you take your classes in like an airplane hangar or something? i'm sure they've got it all figured out. i just don't understand it. my graduating class had two people? okay, this could be based or sad. did it have two people or did only two people graduate? don't type caught. homeschooled. homeschooled twins. i saw the discourse about the time loop with garry kasparov.
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few minus twos from homeschooled kids probably thinking doesn't everybody call their mom a bitch no we fucking don't bro we did we regret it for the rest of our lives it's a detestable impulse that's a russell peters bit no shot i stole a russell peters bit i'm not i'm not getting into it but i would be surprised a very different style of joking i think did you see that elon musk was tweeted
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