Quotes about “homelander”
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speaking of eartha kitt - Bits and Banter _06_05_2024_
- 2858.50 it just is a little bit before, but people who are like, or i guess it's a little bit after now that i think about it, but people who don't realize that sidney crosby was actually the homelander wearing a pittsburgh penguins jersey. and they're like, yeah, i know he's good, don't get me wrong. and his advanced stats are still pretty killer, but you weren't there, man. you weren't there for when he sniped the water bottle in the shootout right after the lockout ended. you weren't there, bro. well, some of you were there. Search ↗
peter jackson eat your heart out - Bits and Banter [11/18/2024]
The Binding of Isaac: AFTERBIRTH+ - Northernlion Plays - Episode 1387 [Controlled]
- 149.14 you don't have infinite time to use it, but like temporary once per room you get to turn into a freaking superhero you get to turn in a homelander. okay, and then you can make your you can make your way in the world today, and if it doesn't work out then you default to your 10 4.20 dps if it does work out though and it largely will for the early game at least you got you got very little to worry about so everything is Search ↗
How much money they make (Jackbox)
Call me Tia Carrere the way I'm hunting relics (Slay the Spire)
- 3362.78 like your granddad's way of playing slay the spire. you might just play like all of your block cards. i'll burn a talk to the hand because we want to make you vulnerable and kill you and then the fight's over. this might be tough though. a crazy conjure blade? help! help me! why am i attacking you, man? you're not supposed to attack. you're supposed to attack hugh. homelander on the boys? probably be like, i don't know, i only watched season one. Search ↗
We did it for the graph (Super Mario Party Jamboree)
- 543.20 so generic. it's like some homelander graffiti or something. just thinking of signed things, my mom gave me some shit she found while cleaning out the house. and aside from my calvin hobbes book, which is fucking sick, a signed headshot of tom savini. oh, hey. when i met him at a horror convention, i thought that was really cool. the man with the gun penis. Search ↗
Hard to imagine this was our first run (The Bazaar)
- 1060.76 i'm not like other doolies and then you check their history and it's all rays instead of monitor lizards? it's embarrassing behavior, man. you gotta just be villainous. you can't be thanos and then pretend to be iron man. that makes you homelander. i need xp. i need xp. i have to jump that crevice. wow, that's fucking crazy. i don't know what i'm gonna do with that. i don't really want to put it on a bronze long john. Search ↗
Hang on a second... (Miscellaneous)
- 805.580 in my head i did want to be like, is that jude law? but then i realized if you take jude law's like head away but leave the face he just kind of looks like a guy. i'm not saying he's not handsome but he just looks like a guy. i know guys who look like this. i could see that being anthony starr aka homelander. it's gotta be. it's gotta be this man. it's not that. i still believe that you will be here so give me a sign. hit me baby one more time. he's a pretty guy. yeah not in a bad way. he's just a Search ↗