Quotes about “hole console”
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1937.84
raise your lion cries. can't wait to see your review on knack. i hear it's pretty good. yeah, killzone shadowfall arrived today, so basically only one console shy of being able to actually play these games. well, they're no good until you get the day one patch anyway, so... yeah, i'm pretty sure that'll download in like two seconds. right, because the service will be not overrun with people doing this thing. yeah, exactly. you guys want to go to the big hole in the ground? yeah, we're all hanging out over there.
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1973.98
and she was a perfectly great uber driver. i had no problem with it whatsoever. when we got out, kate was like, hey, did you notice she was watching youtube videos on her phone the whole time she drove? that's so fucking funny. i think florida is like a different breed. yeah, you don't. something's not right, man. genuinely like a different country. the last uber i took in florida, the driver had a fist sized hole in his console and a cast on his hand.
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2965.46
what are you gonna do with it? i should dude i guess i'll play something i already own and probably don't like all that much on ultra settings just to have you considered watchdogs get a big hole boner now dude. i have watchdogs on ps4 which is obviously more powerful than a pc that's true. they do say console master race. yeah, exactly adobe products don't play well with others that is very true. yeah, because they take up all the ram yeah, they use all the resources
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872.54
and she was a perfectly great uber driver, i had no problem with it whatsoever. when we got out, kate was like, hey did you notice she was watching youtube videos on her phone the whole time she drove? that's so fucking funny. i think florida is like... florida's a different breed, man. yeah, you don't... something's not right, man. genuinely like a different country. the last uber i took in florida, the driver had a fist sized hole in his console and it cast on his hand.
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203.08
falls in the hole. yeah, there it goes. alright, so let's play kirby's dream course. nick, you suggested this game and i vetted it. why don't you tell people what the hell is going on in kirby's dream course for the super nintendo entertainment console. sure. it's like isometric mini golf featuring kirby who eats stuff and gets powers. i mean anybody that's played kirby knows he's powered by tomatoes and he can turn into stuff for some reason. excuse me? that's just how it goes. so golf.
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5.98
hit tilde to open the console. oh, that's not tilde, sorry. that's backtick. and then enter show underscore credits with no parameters. you missed don't starve. you know what i didn't miss? is the same 75 minutes of mafia over and over. tell you that much. alright. in the containment room, there is a hole in the ground. inside of this are many, many sea crowns.
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363.360
i would tell i think i told you about the uber i was in where the guy had a wrapped up hand and bandages and a hand sized hole in his console. oh, yes yeah, dude my uber driver that made $400,000 a year told me he broke the nose of a homeless guy. hell no afterwards to be zero
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3155.64
but there was like a golden period of like two weeks where they would have been great for you to be in the lobbies and now it's just a like if you ever you get par on the first hole you're like i might as well turn the console off. every single person really is my enemy. only one s rank gamer.
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1756.32
sometimes it fails before it works. do i fail this one? oh no, maybe it's because i dae the game. i got in. oh, i'm loading water hole. now i think it's turning? yeah. no, the game may temporarily freeze during loading. that's a great loading screen message. yeah. well, you know like when you have something that goes wrong in your life and people console you they're like, ah, you'll live. but then like eventually you won't. but what's fucked up is that it's not gonna matter then because you're gonna be dead.
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