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that's that's pretty much in canadian thanksgiving. let's not forget about canadian thanksgiving and the start of the nhl hockey season alright sounds like a lot of good things lining up october is pretty sweet
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it'll save your life. i think the doctor says eight glasses of alcohol per day keeps the doctor away. keeps you hydrated and afraid for action. there's water in it is what i've heard from doctors. and i can't believe that a survived this room but b was a part of this room for 25 years to begin with. are you still on basement two? no, i'm on caves one and it's fucking horse hockey. okay, i'm gonna be buying the spirit heart. wish me luck.
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oh my god, i'm freaking colossus. oh, yes stomp on henrik's dean. why are you talking about henrik's dean so much? he's a great hockey player for the vancouver canucks one of the top ten teams in the pacific division this year and your guy looks like him now that the the one of these guys so one of these enemy archetypes looks a lot like him. oh
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is he a big fan of john tavares? what's that? is he a big fan of john tavares? john tavares. who's john tavares? john tavares is probably one of the top ten centers in the national hockey league. he's the main litchpin of the new york islanders offense. torpington, thanks for the question. the only nhl player in san jose. david lynch. we just need to get that clear. i went to the canucks preseason game last week and they got scored on by brent burns. and i was like, god damn it, dan gheesling.
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did you say don't bark me? no, don't bat me. no, it's the bay area transit system. you deserve that. rail transport. bart. bart. oh, i got you. san francisco. oh, there was water there? what? there always is. nick, please don't skink. nick. you alright, man? you made a horse made of hockey. nick, you're so weird. what did i do? you made a horse out of hockey.
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got em! hee hee! is that a character? they are doing michael jackson impressions as if we're not gonna get sued. who would sue michael jackson? oh, i've killed myself. that's a load of horse hockey! i don't understand how
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you are welcome. did you see the rocket league stuff? yeah, man. i'm actually very excited for that. so they keep making... oh, geez. that's a bad decision. they keep making what i would describe as very good decisions. yes. hockey rocket league sounds like fun. i don't know the specifics if it's just gonna be like a puck instead of a ball or if there's gonna be less traction on the ice, but i'm interested. i saw an image. the image looked like the entire field was coated in ice. that is cool.
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oh i can kick it around like a hockey puck. oh wait, are you talking about uh, you got little gertie, that item is awesome. it's like a cute little marshmallow. that eye is cute as a button man. i wanna play isaac hockey with it. these red ghosts are shitty. yeah they're pretty nasty. i've got no eyes but i must shoot. like my head is just a ball. yeah, you can play that game. i got the all stats up and shuffle thing. probably not too good. that's experimental treatment. could be worse. if they made that any better.
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i'm excited for the rocket league stuff. i wanna play with you guys some ice hockey rocket league and some pinballs. oh yeah dude, that like comes out in a couple days doesn't it? well, the mutators come out but not all the modes come out. yeah, i'm very excited for hockey rocket league. hockey league. hockey league. is that what we're calling it now? i am. you don't have to. i'm just gonna call it hockey league. okay. grapple17, thank you very much for the subscription. as well. oh yeah, yeah. should've chariated.
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rip polyphemus lost run. hey it happens man. thank you agent aaron as well. much appreciated. this run is like doable. hockey rocket league is in december. that's fair because december is the most hockey of all the months. is it? yeah man. why? because that's like when the winter classic is and it's like it's cold. the winter classic is in january.
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there he is. look at my shoes! but is this guy still alive? he's sorting you. that's a load of horse hockey. why? because i wanted to win. oh yeah that's fair.
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i almost got you, you little bitch. if you just came down to suicide with me, i would have smoked your ass. smoke it if you got it. no, no, get that shit out of here. that's such a load of horse hockey. i've never smoked ass before, do you think it tastes bad? get him! get him with the aw, ryan, you suck. get him again. oh, i torched his ass! i did, but everyone's dead. through the fire and flames. happy thanksgiving.
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you're both just items right now. i have no idea what i did wrong. i turned him into a clown. i guess. everyone died so simultaneously. oh, that's fucking horse hockey. is it? no! wow! that's the greatest mind. why are you all sleeping? why do you paint your face like a joker, bro?
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that was what is this little thing follow me around? okay? you see this little this weird crawling baby follow me around it's starting to freak me out man. can you charge him up and shoot him like a hockey puck? no, that's i do have that guy at exactly the same time. okay, but i also have a familiar that's literally just crawling towards me and picking up my money. yeah, i've had him too. he scares me a lot. oh
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and now do your best albertan impression i mean, it's just the it's the typical canadian accent right like no. it's not yeah, man it's definitely a huge part of it, but it's not tip of fucking buddy was telling me the oil is gonna beat the flames this year cuz of mcjesus right? i was like johnny hockey is gonna get 50 in 50
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no, it's not gonna be ranked. are you gonna be upset? um, is there ranked mutators? no. then i'm not upset. okay. you think there's gonna be ever like a ranked hockey mutator? i hope so. is that what you really hope? i'm gonna go to number one. just like nhl 2k6. in what? ranked the best hockey player in the world. are you the best hockey player in the world? probably, yeah. so me and then...
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you know that people play competitive foosball? it's actually sick as hell. yeah, it's cool actually. oh man, that was very satisfying. pretty much completely squandered my chance there. yeah, i have a feeling that might happen. why, because you squandered? yeah, like i basically scored it on our own net. oh, zillaria, he scored it on our own. yeah. i seen him, he did it. i don't think the hockey modifier is in the game yet. no, it's december.
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oh, i guess i meant a pyramid, not a triangle. sorry. yeah, a triangle would be like air hockey puck or something. it'd be pretty dope though. maybe they'll come out with that in hockey. i hope so. they don't score on us again. missed it. nice! broke out. oh my god! that's great. this replay is just gonna be like me going around in circles. hey, thank you godmode and able just made 12 months! here's number two. full year! let's do ditto dance, please, for godmode and able.
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alright. i caught it. i caught the hockey of the horses. oh. i see you. baby. shaking that thing. oh! wow, i'm dead. yeah! that was all of us. oh, come on. woah! woah! that was okay. not expecting that one. bang alongay. bang alongay. oh, legna. woah!
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alright, that inuksuk is pretty fucking dope. do americans know what inuksuks are? i don't know what inuksuk is. is that the stack of rocks? yeah, it's like a stack of rocks that serves as like a waypoint. yeah, i've seen those. they're like the symbol of the vancouver 2010 olympics. that and sidney crosby scoring a goal on ryan miller in overtime to win the gold medal for the men's olympic hockey team.
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i'm amazed how very many innovations in the realm of hockey get brought up and i'm not saying that to try and be like racist or anything but like seriously you guys love hockey. yeah it's like it's like our football basically. yeah but i don't think i even get the football vibe as much here. i don't know man. it's just completely ubiquitous in canada. you ever talk to ferretappy? uh well once it was doing okay. this floor did not blow the seed light open by the way.
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i think they've just stopped playing actually. i just hit one of them, didn't move. if we win, the whole stadium gets one free sausage taco. nice. not like one per person, like they all get to share one. just one. they gotta read the fine print. nice. these guys don't even know that they're just like a vessel for us to vent. yeah, they don't know what we've seen. oh, you got an empty netter. i was at least. that'd be a great name for like a hockey themed sandwich.
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if they didn't have the goal, that would have been easy. it's a great wall. it never happens in hockey, huh? you never get like five or six people on the team all just blocking the goal at the same time. you do. you do. that happens if you're the oilers. it's a little, it's a... more of the time it's a little staggered that doesn't look like a wall. right, right, right. there you go. there you go. oh! a little pink. oh!
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i can't alright. oh, you left it in the air. nice, nice. that's horse hockey, that's horse baloney. alright, i burned myself. it's like putting candy in your salad. like get your raisins out of here. they're gonna say in your sack. oh, come on. oh my god, he's still got the damn point. i was murdering you with my sword. wow, the range isn't that long, good. i think i actually might be stopped a little bit by the door. fuck! i do not do that.
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