Quotes about “his drink right in front of me”
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tomo, get out of here, you're crazy! then i was waiting for a prescription to be filled at a safeway and my wife said she wanted a cold drink which is reasonable because she just had two teeth ripped out of her jawbone, right? i went into the starbucks. the dude in front of me was like at least six foot seven and you know maybe 55 years old and i can only describe his face
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i drink it once a week on stream per my sponsor requires. this is a hill in front of us with the port of fort. did you get up there? no, no, no. is that you shooting? oh, there's one on me right on this tree right here. he's still there. i don't know. i took his cover for no reason. oh, we're done. uh, down here. yes. yes. we got to go. we got to go. we don't want to run in front of this. i'm going to the gorge. okay. i understand. okay. there's going to be one to your left.
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is that real? he starts fucking his drink right in front of me. and the microphone smells like a dick. and the microphone smells like a beer. and it smells like a beer. and it smells like a beer. oh, la da da da ya.
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eat his lunch. i want to eat the, i want to drink his lemonade on his huge duck. you grab me and just send me into the wall. oh man. lemonade, munka s? let's not do that. not all yellow liquids are piss, okay? only like half of them. the other half are lemonade. i so almost made it. that's, i'm not going to qualify. i'll tell you that right now. i see 28 people in front of me.
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is that real? he starts fucking his drink right in front of me and the microphone smells like a dick and the microphone smells like a beer and it smells like a beer and it smells like a beer. oh la da da da ya.
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is that real? he starts fucking his drink right in front of me and the microphone smells like a dick and the microphone smells like a beer and it smells like a beer and it smells like a beer. oh la da da da ya.
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6177.34
is that real? he starts fucking his drink right in front of me and the microphone smells like a dick and the microphone smells like a beer and it smells like a beer and it smells like a beer. oh la da da da ya. oh man. piano man if it was good.
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is that real? he starts fucking his drink right in front of me. and the microphone smells like a dick. and the microphone smells like a beer. and it smells like a beer. and it smells like a beer. oh, la da da da ya.
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i gotta find something metal. you can't get back into the crib, baby. i think i might be able to. fuck, get that bleach out of there at least. oh yeah, that's bleach. i actually had a chance to drink it. yes! you win! daddy wins, he's levitating the bleach right in front of his face. alright, well played, daddy. and i'll get the dildo. no, it doesn't work like that. alright, here we go. you can't stop me. you can't stop me. i don't even know where you are.
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