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you hate me enough that you won't even follow my twitch channel because i talk shit about i don't follow anybody on twitch that's why i like sometimes i'm self conscious. i follow like 13 people fucking one of them is denny's so let's just like yeah, let's not act as if this is something i use on the regular they streamed once and i followed them the bear guy to not a bear taffy the other bear guy, okay? we all followed him remember. yeah, the round table shout out. yeah. yeah. yeah, yeah, and i follow him and
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but it's not something i'd like to rely on. my luck with the collar has been absolutely horrible. it seems like nine times out of ten i won't get out of the curse room with it. even though it's just a coin flip. oh fuck this. get me out of this room. oh this is perfect. oh wow. that could have been bad. blah blah blah blah blah. see ya. why didn't i have this run before? freakin abaddon. perfect. what do you think about this guy right here? take him or leave him. on his face he'll be dead.
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when's the next round table pc? tomorrow. tomorrow. i've never heard it called that like that, but i know what you meant. the shots are too large! the shots are too large. run an actual quarry and have people pay him to work there and he'll get black lung. i actually do have a rock quarry quite close to me. it's like the least surprising thing i've ever heard. yeah, i mean... black avocado rat. thank you very much for the subscription.
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it's pretty sweet. tricks and traps! that's what you can expect from shrek. hey, you're gonna trap me. oh stomp him. yeah! just jam his head under it. yeah and then close it. i'll do it. listen here, you ever try something like that? you flash a piece on the lanes? i'm gonna take that little toy of yours, put it up your ass and pull the trigger till it goes click. did you see what it did to the guy who got trapped in it? i did not. it wrecked his ass in one move. that's pretty sweet.
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that's too bad. this is a recipe for disaster. definitely true. he did... oh, jeez. sobey and saints, thank you very much for the subscription. alright. he did also start with that guy. he's got like a bunch of skeletons coming off him. nice. yeah! he just killed him straight up with the box. that is super cool, actually. are those throwable items or is that like a special power you got? it's a special power that gives me infinite throwables of that.
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i can't carry that through the wall. oh, this is gonna be a fun one. i just knocked about five dudes off this nice okay back back up back up back up back up back up tell me what you want to do now we almost always get to this part. yeah, it seems very familiar. wreck him. okay, get away. oh, there we go. he didn't seem to care. nah, i was just making sure. oh, yeah. ah! oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah!
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alright, that'll get me back to full ish. yeah, full. oh, i'm so ready. it's alright, no damage. yeah, exactly. no friendly fire. yeah! i've been waiting for this day my whole life! fire him up! nice. nice job. nicely done. aaaah! i'm off today. yeah, you were nailing the shit out of those last time. done. well, what do you think about that? it's a potion for you, and gold for me.
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yes! caught him. the enemy's in here i don't think i've ever seen before. i've opened up like, is it you? you're in here? you're not in here. i'm in the north most room. lady, it's not sustainable to keep your gold in like pots just around your store. i don't know what you've been reading on the internet, but it's bad news. i cut these guys up and then their freaking heads try to burrow into the ground away from me. and? weird. well, i'm in the mall when you need me.
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keep him alive for a second, just watch out. or i'll just kill him instantly and see if i said that. oh, more bombs! yeah, he's actually very helpful. alright, this is doable. aw yeah. oh god. how does a bone sphincter even work? is that a freaking am i a teenage mutant ninja turtle, nick? what? i'm a freaking hero in a half shell! i don't see it. you been under your helmet? are you fucking kidding me? i'm a turtle. oh, on your back! i didn't notice that.
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you don't have to engage, i can just fire on him. eat your pizza, i have full health. ooh, that was dumb. he's dead. off with his head. we win? first beggar took all my gold. ohhhhhh, well... price he had to pay, unfortunately. i'm not a ninja turtle anymore. yeah. this was fun while it lasted. and i know what it's like to be a turtle, i guess. you're gonna be the one playing this, i don't have any money. me potion is soup potion.
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i don't think the tower comes back. no, that doesn't come back. wait, nick, you never gave me your finishing move. what would it be? the rock bottom. wait, that's somebody else's. yeah, that's pretty good enough. that's good! that's a good one. do you heroin on stage or something? no, i'll show him... i'll show the other guy my bottom. it's when you take 20 bucks out of your mom's purse. you just have to buy like a single morphine pill. wait, morphine's not in pill form.
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this is like the most shit we've talked in weeks. he actually played all the characters in that movie, you wouldn't expect it. maybe you know him by his pseudo name, quentin tarantino. aka eddie murphy. hey, can someone give me a history lesson according to nlss with what's going on with russia right now? no. wait, not russia right now? absolutely not.
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what if instead of bombs you're throwing atomic bombs and instead of squares they were country? oh, i thought you're just laughing at the words mischief makers. something funny about nuclear war to you then? oh, i'm gone. got him. rob, hold up. look at me for a second, okay? i can't see you yet. oh no! war never changes. why am i the caballero? what is this? i don't understand this.
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why can't you bomb jump? i just haven't been able to do it because there's like two other people trying to hit me. i don't have time for that shit. just trying to bomb jump here nick. oh, you're a son of a bitch. this is what you are. how'd you like that? i didn't like it at all. i would have used ghost bombs on you. i don't blame you at all for that. where's my dan at? where's my atmoid at? yeah. he's over here just swinging at his pinata. no! don't worry about him.
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is his name airport guy on twitch? not yet. it needs to be. he was so confused, his face was so red and he looked frightened. i don't blame him. i called ryab too but he doesn't answer. yeah you called me about 45 times. i was streaming.
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what are you doing? me? you just vanished? i saw him build up a bomb and then he teleported or something. how come nobody's in oh, rob's in there. day 45. damn it. i think they noticed. usually ryan's in the middle. i'll try to swing that. oh, we gotta get up there somewhere. it's hard to get in. yeah. yeah, good luck bitches. made a little bit of leeway on the side here.
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hi kate! what you just said it immediately for him? i said hi kate like six times on the last stream. you never said hi kate. oh god damn it. is everyone? oh, thank you! cash cap afk one. a croissant for me. i want a croissant. hey, you know what's in that croissant? what?
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me too, i want him to remove the diglets. this stream is like the closest analogue to an implicit high i have ever been a part of. like my brain is like, you know, your normal thought patterns don't apply here so you might as well just get ready to go with the flow.
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but the dying part, less good? yeah, this is like stuff that could kill people in the 1600s. we're pretty much like, you know, the same. are you enabling him, ryan? no! i'm saying that in the 1600s they died because they didn't have medical care. or as much rigorous medical care. okay, you're actually agreeing with me in a different way than i thought you were. alright, rob, in all seriousness, will you make a promise to go see a doctor in the next week? oh, the next week? i don't know about the next week.
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was he? like better or worse than player bruno? he could pile drive you with the best of him. i'm scared of being pile driving by player bruno. yeah, he'll break your neck every time. yeah! that's why i trust the dude more than i would anyone else pile driving me, but i would still guarantee that he would break my neck. he might not know his own strength. yeah.
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yeah, you said bottom right okay? yeah, absolutely bottom right that's where you'll find it. oh, so the side king card yeah, i was just talking about that. i got one too. i don't get one. it was in the cathedral i think yeah, i believe you know this bum friend dark bum friend is doing a pretty good job for me yep, he kept me alive for a while. yeah, happy that he exists in my world keep feeding him yeah, you that was a pretty good run
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they should just make a minions. oh god nick has the web gun. oh, yeah nobody confront the guy with the web gun once he gets someone in the way. oh nobody get the guy with the web gun after he webs himself they didn't ask let him run buck wild as a spartan laser. i tried not to do it. oh they call me buck. i'm wild there is no escape. oh
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what? burger man? you got some special sauce on him. god damn you, burger man! oh come on. in between the bullets. oh whoops. no no, i'm your friend! we lost all three of these in friendship when josh shot me. oh nice grenade. oh man.
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it is. windows 8 never happened, so... ryan, why didn't you desk defend me? i don't know, the desk doesn't work, man. got him! we tried it, but the desk doesn't work anymore. but your copy of windows 10 is waiting. yeah, you're right. god dammit. i did that for all of us so we could use the space better. he almost rocked ya. i know he almost rocked my ass. oh, what?
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you gotta stop me before he gets too outta here! oh yeah! he was fed! wobbert! wobbert! wobbert! wobbert! wobbert! you fucking... don't do that! you call him wobbert? wobber wobber wobber? i'm bob walters with a very deep voice. bubba walter. i'm bubba walters. and you're watching espn. i will never be wrong.
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who's alive? nice play. that's really good. i hate this stage. this is nick's stage so you can blame him. you can't get me because of the current! there's a current! god damn it! what? oh, i thought you had the sniper on that one. he jumped back to my head! can you save it? i can't get it to happen! he's getting back to...
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oh, here he comes. he's a rock thrower. he threw your shoes at me. i did. he only throws rocks at night. all right, josh, let's get him. no, no, no. you didn't specify. let's get him means let's get me, you think? oh, no, i can not. get away from me with your rocks. i'm not going to rock you. i said get him. oh, nice one. i won. god damn it.
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shooting fat daddy tears. this might be the most familiars i've ever had. i think i'm sitting with either 11 or 12 familiars. i feel like i'm playing snake right now. gotta eat that blue baby at the end. oh, i already ate him. i'm just clearing the chest waiting for you guys. oh, fuck. i'm back in the 6 room. i can't do anything with that knowledge though. i'm so slow. that's not guppy's head. laser beams. that room's kinda evil. help me! rachel! where is she?
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think when i had the beard i was much more comfortable being in situations like that because i felt i was more intimidating and people like wouldn't mess with me they're like look at this guy this crazy beard like i don't want to mess with him and now i'm clean shaven i don't get the time of day. they just i'm invisible. i feel like because i'm old i have like a i don't think i look like a tough guy, but i think i have like a plus five or ten to toughness appear from behind some yeah, that's true from behind people might be oh fuck oh
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he's all around the world. okay? i maybe catch him for three seconds. i was around man. i'm a big fan can you give me directions to your wallet? i'm a big fan of imagine dragons okay, look i wasn't born the cynical person that you see before you society has turned me into the world hardened his heart exactly look i cried when i watched the brave little toaster just like anybody else okay
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i met enel at pax east when they finally let him in after someone stole his media badge. that is the perfect story for how i have become the hardened husk you see in front of you today. thank you for reminding me of that. the husk. i think people are inherently good. hey, uh... looks like you already picked up your media badge despite the fact that you've been on a plane for like nine hours and in the hospital for three hours before that. oh, oh yeah, okay. are you sure you didn't pick it up?
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oh no. you guys ready? let's get cryotic in here. i wish i could. he's too big for me now. come up and game. alright. here we go. where's my pneumatic drill? oh, here that cat number two's into big underground drills. how did you know that? oh, i didn't baby. you just told me. what the fuck just happened? that didn't work out very well. you tried to mc hammer us? n.a.l. asked me for directions once and i told him i don't speak english.
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i had a guy asking me for money for... so i could buy a car part to fix his car that was just down the street. that is a certain half. and after i gave him 10 bucks he was asking me for a ride. and i was in my mom's mustang gt at the time and i'm like, dude, you're not stealing my car, sorry. i gave you the money, like fuck off. that's like an escalating scam. he's like, okay. how many levels deep can we go? if this guy gives me 10 bucks i'm gonna ask for his car.
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he was gonna frickin' rob me. i know he was. i could feel it in my blood. did he have that look in his eye? like, i'm gonna rob this guy. he had a crazy look about him. or they don't look in your eye at all. cause they're too guilty about what they're about to do. but the directions though, people ask for directions. i don't know if he was. i had a guy who was across walk when i had a green light to turn right.
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give me two kilograms of that and do you have a good recipe for a dry rub? i've got people coming over. where you going? oh, okay, yeah. come on down. well, that's as far as i'm going. no way i can 1v3 him. i'm just gonna put some nades in the hole and hope for the best. actually, this is all part of the plan. well, let's be honest, that guy was a bit disposable anyway. yeah, he's kind of a outlier.
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you goddamn judas. my paintings are... you're screwing me too! artistically the best. get screwing. yeah. i'm using my screw! i'm using my screw on nick. yeah! i got away with it. get screwed. oh jesus. oh wait, the whole point of him getting screwed is that he'd have to bid. and then you just bid over him. scumbag!
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i'll be getting it at launch, so i'll be prioritizing knocking out a couple of videos to put up soon after launch and once those videos are done hopefully i will be able to hop on and do a stream at and i'm gonna make a bunch of bullshit tiny like five second videos so i can undercut him in seo oh, he's gonna fucking smosh me. you're getting smosh in the mouth. don't do it man. i'm not gonna do it really
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which is not pleasant. and he kept leaning and moving around, shifting, and he had his e reader and he kept changing pages and shifting into my freaking side. and the whole time i was like, man, i feel like northernlion would have had a panic attack if this was him in this situation. i would have been pissed, yeah. put that dude on blast. i was really not happy through the whole thing. i just crumpled into the window as far as i could go, and that wasn't even enough because then of course the person in the seat in front of me had to put their seat back as far as it went to. oh, dude, that shit is like...
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pretty much summed it up for me as well. i'll try to watch like a scary movie or something. fuck i died. i like watching scary movies on halloween. mm hmm. erebus ultima. thank you for the subscription as well. well, i get banned for saying that mathis is a pretty okay guy. mathis is, he's a good dude. we just, well i make fun of him.
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what's that? the music. oh, yes. apparently made by the same dude who did the spelunky soundtrack. it's the spelunky soundtrack, man. he's quite dependable for his music. we should hire him to do some music for us. for the show, yeah. yeah. i've been thinking we need a theme song. a non copyrighted theme song, probably. i got one for roundtable. we could do one here too. that's true, we did. alright, there we go. there we go. this has gone on. we've been going long. i like this game, though. yeah, me too.
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looked a lot like a neon star fox, so i'll give him that. alright. i'm not just surrendering, but like, it's silly for me to fight it at this point. i've got nothing on the table, so... i understand. i'm just belaboring the inevitable here. does the twitch bomb have to target the base? couldn't he just cripple nick by using it to kill all his towers? yes, but it's usually faster to just take out the base, because you just win straight away if you take out the base. i believe so, yeah. but you can target anything you want with it. you just move the reticle around. man, it's like still making that terrible sound.
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what do you come up with the dank deps? what is this? reusable air strikes? versus box of friends double your friends. how many what does that do? you want to keep box of friends? it doesn't actually double them either. i got like this cthulhu fucker like hanging out with me yeah, he's you'd like to double him whenever possible. it doesn't it doesn't double all your friends though just adds one this fucking this this this oh shit wait i should clarify it does
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is he coming from an anime convention or something? i don't know man, but i was like this is how i die. this man is going to kill me. did he carry a pizza box with him? dadpan94, up down all around, walking through your head town. master of lockpicking, what does that do? you can open golden chests without using a key. that's pretty dope. it's nice!
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but like corporate cane is like no i'm not demon cane. one thing denied that it's the same cane even though they have the same name. everyone else is like cane that's you you're both canes. he's like. that sounds awesome actually. no that's not me. what if he doesn't know it's him maybe he got bumped on the head. yeah i mean i'm sure he got bumped on the head many times. yeah he is a wrestler.
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he did man. he's like i keep making movies. he kept trying to please you but you always hated him. he never goes and sees them in the theater. level with me, have you guys ever seen a gene hackman film in the theater? no. behind enemy lines? no i didn't see that in the theater. royal tenenbaums? no. no, i'm not into that. welcome to mooseport? no, never seen that. never even heard of that. that was a trick question, nobody saw that one in the theater.
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yeah, but i don't do movies. i don't like hang out with him a lot. you don't do movies with your brother? i don't do movies with him. he's disgusting. he's not disgusting. he's very disgusting. you're right. he's pretty wild. except like not. does he just live like the most domestic? does he live the domestic life now? yeah, i mean he's got a kid. does he live the miller high life now? no, that's mostly me. oh.
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northernlion tyrone just told you to skype him. what is it? tyrone is calling my ass right now. tyrone! tyrone! stop crank calling me, man! are you here, tyrone? i think he's giving you the silent treatment. yeah, i think it's the opposite. i think tyrone's giving me the... oh, i thought you picked him up.
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nope, that's new. i think i just found a bomb judgment. that's very strange. you give him a bomb. i'll give him a dream you know? give me a bomb? mr. bomb man. it's mr. green man. mr. green man. give me a seed. give me a seed.
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yeah, you would know mr. my team gets every winner classic. well, i went to one of the winner classics and we fucking lost, so... doesn't surprise me. i just got lost, champion... sorry, champion haunt in a small room. that's pretty bad. did you win? no, i died. that's what you expect. how bad did you die? was it bullshit? pretty much instantly. is that a thing that you have to complain about to tyrone? yeah, he was right here. you just missed him! yeah.
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i'm chat it killed me. we'll come back with some duck game. thanks for watching so far. i'm sorry. i'm bad. see you soon it's pretty good. well, it's rob. rob's not here. is he dead yeah, not dead you sure yeah as of yesterday not dead that's nice. i don't know he could have died it within the last hour, but he probably didn't i talked to him very recently
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oh, well, i cannot be online for two seconds without nick inviting me to play duck game. i invited elucidate mathis also to see who would show up. really? yeah. mathis can only join when he beats me in a daily challenge. he was tweeting that he did it real fast today. yeah, he did, but his score sucked. his score always sucks though. yeah. my score is better than him. you don't even qualify, mister. you don't think? wait, why?
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oh no! it was him all along! i just tried to pick him up and throw him. i should have netted him first. alright, alright. we got him! we toasted him! it got roasted. i like josh's smiley face. oh lord. excuse me. oh this fucking level. i didn't realize what level it was. alright, josh wins again. that's bullshit! i smoked you!
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you know, i care about myself too much right now. oh wow! i've done that before too! what the fuck just happened? i netted you, you dropped your sword and it killed you. you netted me, i dropped sword. and it killed you. where am i heading? this is bad. oh, it's better now. shit. oh my god. i did not murder him! i did. almost got me there, josh. get away from me!
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get away from me! aha! i saw it coming! you can't get in through there. i don't like it. i don't like what you did there. that's not fair, i had you mind controlled. oh... oh god. wow. i'm not ready. wait, what just happened? he turned you into him! yeah. is that not good? i got you into my side. oh, fuck off, mister. josh, you handed out few wins! ha! whatcha doing?
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glappos, thank you very much for this. ah, put on the plate of ashes on your head. whoa! oh, you fuckers! save me, josh! save me! josh, you didn't save him! it was the opposite of me saving him. i thought you were gonna save him! no. that was me dead. that was me deading. i'm deaded. knowledge. knowledge? knowledge. i'll see you in hell, fuckers.
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i almost got you, you little bitch. if you just came down to suicide with me, i would have smoked your ass. smoke it if you got it. no, no, get that shit out of here. that's such a load of horse hockey. i've never smoked ass before, do you think it tastes bad? get him! get him with the aw, ryan, you suck. get him again. oh, i torched his ass! i did, but everyone's dead. through the fire and flames. happy thanksgiving.
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who's that? i made a movie about him, i guess. have you ever seen any movies? i guess not. when you put it like that. wait. i couldn't move, i was stuck. nick shot me in the back. no, snoop doggy dog and dr. dre have got your back. no they do not! they have each other's backs at best. man, nick. we really won this one. yeah, nick. no class in those right now. fuck off, robomod.
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i... it's much more enjoyable now that they patched it. i find, though... i have not played greed mode since the patch actually. the patch happened like this morning, right? it's much harder to break now. yeah, the patch was like midnight or 1230 pst, so... yep. alright, this is my first game today then. with the patch. alright, why don't you give me a seed as well, because i don't want to unlock it and make youtube mad at me. oh, sure. whatever you want. so what i'm doing right now is... i have the little uh... the little horny guy, right? and i'm fighting him. the little horny guy? and he makes those bombs.
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chat's like, oh god, why? yeah, i don't blame him. i'm just the messenger, man. he's just the idea guy. yeah, exactly. i don't handle execution. that's what the dudes in the mines do. i just come up with the ideas and take business lunches. that's right. instead of your fancy golf games. exactly. i love golf. i golf all the time. ask me anything about golf. the other business sport is squash. nobody ever talks about squash, though.
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stay away from my sax greed. i agree. oh my sax my sax guys all these theories that you're you're donating me. i appreciate the donations, but the only theory we're gonna try is putting money in the donation machine it's a pretty solid one to go with ya get out of my josh is sending me fucking skype messages. i don't care about telling me about his life that's not skype is g chat. but still as you play rainbow six with him. i
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i'm gonna set logs on fire and throw them in the street. it's a very different reaction than i'm used to. oddly specific. i like it though. ooh, crawlspace. well we have to go check our greed machine now guys. has anyone gotten a black market yet in greed mode? i have not. man, a black market? yeah, i just bought myself through the wall. that makes sense. oh you can still do that, okay. do you want to teach me that trick? i asked him several times.
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we get that bloodwrights, isaac's heart combo. that would be pretty sweet actually. i don't think i've seen... ...bloodwrights in this challenge even actually. on the coup it is... michael a.l. fox with the 12 months in a row. thanks very much. boom. whole year. he's mad because i stopped responding to his gchat messages because jack got mad at me for gchatting with him on stream. $10 from anonymous!
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yeah, that happens. so i've got this strategy to let him open the doors. okay. so he floods me with enemies. and then i use the maw of the void. i don't know if you guys have that unlocked. uh, yeah, i do actually. i don't. i use that to kill them all and it produces me black hearts. mmm, that's genius! that's so i get three per. so good. just gotta make sure i kill them with the maw and not my knife because it won't count if i do. aw, heck yeah. bomberman bombs. so what is this?
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from a poop in the original basement room. that's op op. chad, do you want me to do 100 more? or are you happy with this weird ass circle run that i've got going now? people begged me not to reroll that one. and i looked him in the face and i said no. he did it anyway. you can't control me. i'm batman. this one's like still pretty good. circle run's fucking strong though. like i'll just reroll it though cause it's like... why not right?
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no question there at all. i am, uh, i will not do this, but i wish you luck on your endeavor. bear thinks he can beat me, he can't. are you gonna race? no, i'm just gonna beat him though. so you guys are just gonna have like a casual bike ride through the whole map? yeah. alright. i can't pretend that, uh,
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yeah, but man, you're seeing what people are gonna see in like 150 years. they're gonna come down there and be like, look at these spray paintings from the primitive peoples of this area. fuck the police. what could it mean? does anyone here understand english? oh, that was... the police was their god of justice and they don't like him very much sometimes. taking my fuckboy test tomorrow. ask nick what i should know. you should try going with a bike ride with me. i think you'll probably make it pretty far.
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it's not about him crucial boss rush points. no, i don't i don't play by the fucking boss rush rules oh, sorry, the the daily challenge rules for non daily challenges. i play these runs to escape from the daily challenge you know constructs. well, that was weird. i know a roofer who used a ladder that doesn't surprise me isn't that like kind of like step one is they're not like getting on the roof. oh
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that was what is this little thing follow me around? okay? you see this little this weird crawling baby follow me around it's starting to freak me out man. can you charge him up and shoot him like a hockey puck? no, that's i do have that guy at exactly the same time. okay, but i also have a familiar that's literally just crawling towards me and picking up my money. yeah, i've had him too. he scares me a lot. oh
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alright run is still alive. oh shit should be an actual unlock for me if we could do this abel oh it's a great item one of the best. i'm surprised. they didn't give him a little bit of a buff point three extra damage would be fine probably deserves above but you are not as able as though it's the forgotten son so they had to forget him yeah, oh he's confused and shooting in the wrong direction greatest day of my life
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that was an unexpected answer. turn item down from mid air to item hop. i don't know who ace of base is. they sing i saw the sign, you scumbag! oh, okay, well, this is also something you should know about me. i'm terrible with song names, man. oh, well, how am i supposed to know that? you should know that about him. i think i told you that in high school. okay. incredible. alright, i gotta jump to b.a.
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yeah, you wanna keep your feet safe. it's malarkey, my feet are safe. i inspect my shoes, i take good care of them. your shoe inspector? you licensed? no, i inspect my shoes. i license myself. i don't care about your feet, man. don't die now. what was that? oh, you'll see. you made a little slime. your slimes are doubling. that's kind of fun, you just hit him as many times as you can. this is gonna last me like six months. well yeah, i guess maybe if you're using the wrong rest. come on. you're not actually supposed to do work.
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story still gets me man. it's a it's an in joke if you ever had one. okay, i'm gonna don't touch me for like eight seconds. thanks. now get rekt. holy schnikes. oh yeah, like a dinosaur egg there for a sec. yeah, it was like a little bouncy ball thingy. oh, he's trying to dig his way into that freaking hedge. don't let him in there. i'm trying to keep it open for you.
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right as i was like we're gonna play the intro and then you were like i'm back and i said okay we're playing the intro and then you were like quiet for a second. what did i miss? mmm. yeah sorry, it wasn't josh. it was me that was doing that disrespect. oh, that is not don't give him crap over it you gave josh crap you nick don't protect him. okay? yeah, he needs to learn from his own follies. all right. oh, sorry. oh
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that's from the television show south park. i've been catching up on that. it was a pretty good season actually. you guys were right. i'm not watching it, i don't know. no, you guys like chat. they told me to watch it. chat is used guys. they have pc principal now. he's really big in the whole pc thing. not personal computer either. it's pretty funny. check him out.
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dracula fetus you get an invite you look good in way. i like the revolving cast of whoever's around i'm just sending him out man. i think people don't realize like how he gets how higher duck game skills are now. we're doing like we're on high. we are i wish man it's not me. i like a piece of poop above your head. now. are you nick has a piece of poop above his head? i should invite a klyfish. they'd probably like to play with us. he's playing fish. oh
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yeah, dfa. i thought i wanted to disappear or what? i thought i had him. i think i saw one just like of yours that just disappeared never to be returned. oh! all right, park was a little bigger than i thought there. i would have lived. what you trying to throw that at me? wow! surprised you got hit on that.
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batter up! soft serve duck incoming. just gonna hold me by the neck then. i'm gonna kill drak with you. just let him pick you up and throw you and you're alive. oh god. that's creepy, it looks like your freaking torso's ripped off. wait, what the fuck is happening? i think you're broken. there you go.
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last week, brad was telling me that, he was like, yeah, it's up to 500 bucks. and then the next day, it was down to like 400. dang. i remember when it was like 250, he was like, this is amazing. i remember when it was 1,000. it was $1,000 a coin. yeah, dude, for a fucking bitcoin. we missed our chance. brad was telling us to pick him up for like a buck each. i remember it. he really was. and we were like, i don't really want to. he was like, this is going to catch on. yeah, i'm like, why would i waste a dollar buying a bitcoin? why don't we just release our investing in dogecoin?
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yeah, because that's like the second one. it's for the people who are a little too cheap to buy bitcoin. yeah, it's the fucking... it's the nickel towards like, you know, the $500 per bitcoin. you guys aren't joking either. i remember just barely meeting him and he even told me to buy some bitcoin.
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you fucking... you got it, you got it, you got it. you didn't even freaking try! well i just wanted like an end point. i had to fend off the beast, but i didn't realize that the beast was shot. there was a guy downtown and i didn't want him cherry picking on me. is he talking about his team or nick's? i guess nobody knows. maybe both. just tell him easy money and all the pain goes away.
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oh, you fart boy. you did not call me a fart boy. i did just call you a fart boy. you can't do it. you're supposed to kill him when i go for that, rob. i had no ammo. oh. the collo oh, i didn't see where i was there. that was the wrong side of jump one for us, nick. hey, what's up, psychosocial?
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yes. what was bullshit that i wasn't on fire? because i did. yeah, for a second you were covered in napalm and completely not on fire. whoa, where did you come from luke skywalker? fell down. he's forced to leap on me. damn it! i had the high ground. it's supposed to make me the winner. well that's not a good move for you. oh, it must have been i had ammo. almost got him. got him. john liu film right there. almost got him.
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oh i died wait how did you die i don't know i think your helmet fell on me wow right you got me though what what what what i don't know if it can rob my what happened a grenade hit my corpse which i believe then ricocheted over causing him to get disarmed and maybe shoot himself
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oh, he didn't go for it. i'm so confused! the mana evolved too much. oh jesus. alright. oh no. nope. nope. oh dang it. dang it popper. oh he got me. he got me good. that was like almost my last shot too. mama. oh, me! i just ducked a man. i got him boys. there were like three of us ducks there. what a needle threader.
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damn. kong dong. oh no. 28%. oh, disaster. that's pretty close. peter jackson made about him. 36%. i did triple vote for that one. you did? that'd be soft. yeah, me too.
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and all forthcoming bosses will suffer my wrath. bumbo? okay, i'll try and give bumbo all the coins from now on, i promise. is this a new meme? have i discovered the bumbo meme? i think you've discovered the bumbo meme. okay. are you undiscovered the bumbo? you discovered a new meme starring bumbo. oh, is this the guy that turns into like a super beggar or something? i believe so, yes. alright, that makes sense why they want me to give him coins so bad. umm...
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he's licking my arm hair! that's gross. it's amazing that he's able to not lick your arm but just your arm hair. this is a weirdo! what a weirdo! bumbo wants to eat go gurt. have you sent me an invite, nick? i haven't figured out how that works. i tried to invite you but it just says i've invited no friends found. maybe start a lobby and we can join on him? that's what i'm doing. oh yeah, yeah, i'll try to join on him.
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that's like it. are you a bull? got him that's really bad joke i'll just i'll just put it out there. i'll just get it out there before you know anybody else has to know dad are you a bull? yeah, give me a shark man. i tackled you anyway tackle steve faster that's black ops 3
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i used to have a roommate, we'd play smash 64 and you'd get really salty if anybody had like a higher controller port than him. because apparently that literally is like the last tiebreaker for priority. is are you in controller port one? like anyone who's in a controller port closer to one has better priority. you'd like hit the button like a half second faster, you'd be like, fucking give me controller one man.
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what happens if he would lose on controller one? oftentimes he would just throw the controller down walk away. that's a power play stop throwing your sword at me. it became hard to take him seriously at times all right, this is getting out of hand here. oh, here we go. i found it. oh
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