Quotes about "him"

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸1⧸15]

Librarian Fri Oct 02 Watch on YouTube ↗

55.080 like just in general or is there a particularly good idea if you're playing as this carol i see ways as you get a penny i know you're new to this game, so i'll feel free to spell out whenever i see a good idea nick i guarantee dan is not watching okay? what do you say we introduce him as if we've we've? misinformed him and just treat him as if he's a celebrity guest and we interview him for like 45 minutes about what it's like to be on reality tv and Search ↗
160.320 you hate me enough that you won't even follow my twitch channel because i talk shit about i don't follow anybody on twitch that's why i like sometimes i'm self conscious. i follow like 13 people fucking one of them is denny's so let's just like yeah, let's not act as if this is something i use on the regular they streamed once and i followed them the bear guy to not a bear taffy the other bear guy, okay? we all followed him remember. yeah, the round table shout out. yeah. yeah. yeah, yeah, and i follow him and Search ↗
601.200 drink like six or seven beers. yeah fall asleep pretty cool with the whole thing. yeah, you'd be you'd be okay you'd be a hit kids should probably not have six or seven beers either mmm, not in not in one not in the us anyway, not in one night space him out. yeah, i mean like maybe over the course of a week, you know, this is the doctor says it's like one drink. oh Search ↗
1108.800 oh look everybody, it's big brother winner dan gheesling in chat. hi dan. dan, what did you feel the first time you won the head of household competition? ho. yeah, when you were the king ho, what did you... ho. did people say ho all the time? did that get really annoying? was that an inside joke? it was an inside joke, right? i don't see him in chat actually. i just want him to be here. NL, do you consider cheesecake to be more of a pie or more of a cake? cheesecake is a subtype of cake. Search ↗
1877.320 and then everyone would look at him and be like, what the hell's your deal? sherlock! sherlock, that's not in keeping with social norms, sherlock. he's like, fuck you, i don't care about social norms at all, i'm sherlock. sherlock, you're acting in a way that's slightly inappropriate on a societal level. mostly mrs. hudson that didn't like it. she's a wild lady though. yeah, she's a wild lady. Search ↗
2123.000 and apparently people come to see them, but nobody ever comes to see them, so i don't understand that part of it. you know the adams family house is a museum, but no one comes to see him. it's like, that's the, there's a randy newman song in there. somewhere. he's the guy that's always playing piano in the family guy episodes. spooky people got no reason. yeah, it's like that. Search ↗
2830.480 but it's not something i'd like to rely on. my luck with the collar has been absolutely horrible. it seems like nine times out of ten i won't get out of the curse room with it. even though it's just a coin flip. oh fuck this. get me out of this room. oh this is perfect. oh wow. that could have been bad. blah blah blah blah blah. see ya. why didn't i have this run before? freakin abaddon. perfect. what do you think about this guy right here? take him or leave him. on his face he'll be dead. Search ↗
3066.400 when's the next round table pc? tomorrow. tomorrow. i've never heard it called that like that, but i know what you meant. the shots are too large! the shots are too large. run an actual quarry and have people pay him to work there and he'll get black lung. i actually do have a rock quarry quite close to me. it's like the least surprising thing i've ever heard. yeah, i mean... black avocado rat. thank you very much for the subscription. Search ↗
3510.420 he's such a womanizer too, i don't like that version of jerry seinfeld. i don't think that's really him though. nah, it's like him in an ideal world. he thinks he's such hot shit in that show. i love my girlfriend but she likes brussel sprouts and i don't! and then he makes a big freaking deal about it and gets upset for like a month. and complains to everyone. what are the rules? just subscribed. you talking about brussel sprouts lady? Search ↗
3796.560 ideas are a dollar a dozen, dawg. yeah, i tweet him out all the time too. whoa, what the fuck? this has animal orbs just like castle crashers. yo, what if i told you castle crashers came out in the year 2008? it's like closing in on being a decade old. it's it's fucking public domain at this point to make another beat em up with castle crashers type stuff going on. Search ↗
4157.800 it's pretty sweet. tricks and traps! that's what you can expect from shrek. hey, you're gonna trap me. oh stomp him. yeah! just jam his head under it. yeah and then close it. i'll do it. listen here, you ever try something like that? you flash a piece on the lanes? i'm gonna take that little toy of yours, put it up your ass and pull the trigger till it goes click. did you see what it did to the guy who got trapped in it? i did not. it wrecked his ass in one move. that's pretty sweet. Search ↗
4383.260 that's too bad. this is a recipe for disaster. definitely true. he did... oh, jeez. sobey and saints, thank you very much for the subscription. alright. he did also start with that guy. he's got like a bunch of skeletons coming off him. nice. yeah! he just killed him straight up with the box. that is super cool, actually. are those throwable items or is that like a special power you got? it's a special power that gives me infinite throwables of that. Search ↗
4671.820 okay, we got him. is he making ads or is this just... oh no, we're okay. oh! oh, i got an achievement for boxing that guy. so soft they do not trigger traps. nice. nice. we gotta be really careful here. i'm gonna assume my box is nothing. if you have any throwables, this is a good spot. i have no throwables. about half. three quarters now. Search ↗
4707.600 oh the old boss charges you and then stuns himself on the wall gag, huh? i feel like i'm a lot more effective if i jump into attacks more. oh, you got him! dead as dicks. you don't want that potion or whatever? oh, removes poison and diseases. that's good to have. oh, there's a party in here. this game looks surprisingly fun. chat, the only people surprised by it are you. we played it before and it was a lot of fun. Search ↗
4824.540 rule number one, get this box item. yeah, i miss eye laser too. eye laser was dope. i think this is better. let's not say things we can't take back. it is a huge help. very low on health. sitting at 13. jeez, jeez, jeez! oh, there's a freaking red man. i see him. there's also a log man. mr. lumber. Search ↗
4870.740 what? you know who would like this game? josh? yeah. i agree. josh will be all over this shit. i died. yeah, this is not looking so good. am i fighting with a glow stick? no, it's a poison sword. alright, nick, you got this guy. if you want, i can just wail on him for two and a half hours. yeah, he'll jump right over, makes him just a ghost. i should probably not try and do this, he'll probably end up hitting you or disabling you. oh, we did it. fuck. that was a tough one. rip box! that was a tough one. my favorite item. Search ↗
5132.620 i can't carry that through the wall. oh, this is gonna be a fun one. i just knocked about five dudes off this nice okay back back up back up back up back up back up tell me what you want to do now we almost always get to this part. yeah, it seems very familiar. wreck him. okay, get away. oh, there we go. he didn't seem to care. nah, i was just making sure. oh, yeah. ah! oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah! Search ↗
5307.620 alright, that'll get me back to full ish. yeah, full. oh, i'm so ready. it's alright, no damage. yeah, exactly. no friendly fire. yeah! i've been waiting for this day my whole life! fire him up! nice. nice job. nicely done. aaaah! i'm off today. yeah, you were nailing the shit out of those last time. done. well, what do you think about that? it's a potion for you, and gold for me. Search ↗
5403.980 oh my god, i'm freaking colossus. oh, yes stomp on henrik's dean. why are you talking about henrik's dean so much? he's a great hockey player for the vancouver canucks one of the top ten teams in the pacific division this year and your guy looks like him now that the the one of these guys so one of these enemy archetypes looks a lot like him. oh Search ↗
5463.140 yes! caught him. the enemy's in here i don't think i've ever seen before. i've opened up like, is it you? you're in here? you're not in here. i'm in the north most room. lady, it's not sustainable to keep your gold in like pots just around your store. i don't know what you've been reading on the internet, but it's bad news. i cut these guys up and then their freaking heads try to burrow into the ground away from me. and? weird. well, i'm in the mall when you need me. Search ↗
5989.920 i do like what it did for my character though, he looks a lot better this way. how does it feel to finally face left again? it actually is really free. oh! it's not cancelling it, because i was too low on mana before, that's why. nice, you got him. knocked the burger right out of him. i hate it because i was mad. that was an angry burger. what's this thing? looks like it's got norse runes on it. it's in a nook shook. i don't think we can walk across the top of it, but i don't know why it's here. flavor, maybe. Search ↗
6072.900 yeah, nick's always like, play terraria. i was like, i don't re i already did. it's not the same, it changes. you know, a leopard can change his stripes, but that doesn't make him not a zebra. how would a leopard be a zebra? exactly, man. alright, so you should play terraria, because that argument made no sense. nah, i'm not thinking that. it's okay. Search ↗
6937.080 keep him alive for a second, just watch out. or i'll just kill him instantly and see if i said that. oh, more bombs! yeah, he's actually very helpful. alright, this is doable. aw yeah. oh god. how does a bone sphincter even work? is that a freaking am i a teenage mutant ninja turtle, nick? what? i'm a freaking hero in a half shell! i don't see it. you been under your helmet? are you fucking kidding me? i'm a turtle. oh, on your back! i didn't notice that. Search ↗
7023.180 you don't have to engage, i can just fire on him. eat your pizza, i have full health. ooh, that was dumb. he's dead. off with his head. we win? first beggar took all my gold. ohhhhhh, well... price he had to pay, unfortunately. i'm not a ninja turtle anymore. yeah. this was fun while it lasted. and i know what it's like to be a turtle, i guess. you're gonna be the one playing this, i don't have any money. me potion is soup potion. Search ↗
7633.540 look, what are you doing? i don't understand the problem. oh, i died! there is no problem. we were just waiting to kill one of us. that's all. alright. oh, i got a ducky so i couldn't drown. okay. let dan know his mic is kind of loud. yeah, dan, could you turn your mic down like maybe 10%? yeah, i can back away from it too. let dan know we all hate him. well, that's kind of mean. well, that's mean. is this still loud? i think that's better. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸5⧸15]

Librarian Tue Oct 06 Watch on YouTube ↗

646.960 yeah he did. fucking died. he's like rotted to shit now at this point. he's probably a skeleton. well, you know, why he took it in that direction, but... he is kinda skeleton like already. oh yeah, i guess it didn't take him very long. yeah. sorry michael. it was like that key and peele sketch where they make fun of hell's kitchen. so like, you know, your dish was really good at being bad. oh, i'm sorry chef. i mean michael jackson bad. Search ↗
750.920 that was ohms of michael jackson. i know i said that before it would totally was him. vasilevski had six sets of twins and two sets of triplets with another wife. he had 80s he fathered 87 children in total. holy fuck that dude had a great life. Search ↗
875.900 much appreciated. that's part of the that's like a sub contingent of the real world, right? i don't think so. big brother is way bigger than the real world now. isn't there that one guy that like runs all of the reality tv that exists? yeah, mark burnett. yeah, that's the guy. did he do that show too? i don't know, i've never heard of him. he's like the disney of reality tv. disney is not a person, is he? Search ↗
1538.960 like if they have to go, that's how. you don't get it, but as an adult you're like, there's a little bit of william wallace in every day. i just wish that i could die for my family at some point. there's a little bit of william wallace all over every day at the end of braveheart, am i right? am i right? they get pulled apart on that. and it was 500 years ago! he did get pulled apart, you're right. they stretched him out and sent him to all the parts of scotland. Search ↗
1848.960 is if the man went through a teleporter, is he the same man on the other side? well that's what i was trying to figure out before and you wouldn't are we still are we still working for him? should i take a look at a vico? are we still smarter than a fifth grader? we may never have been. that's true. if you send a fifth grader through a teleporter and they become a sixth grader, are they smarter than themselves? oh fuck. could a fifth grader make a stone so heavy even a sixth grader couldn't lift it? Search ↗
2734.580 try to put it out. that's the end of that. what i really felt bad about is the amount of people just calling him an absolute idiot and everything like, i understand he did some really stupid things. yes. but he was under some pressure and he panicked. this can happen to people. yeah, dudes panic. i would guess he probably knew better. just not in that moment. i don't know though, man. i do stupid things all the time. hey, womb chuck, up down all around. welcome to jsmithtown. thank you very much for that subscription. i'm sorry that my thing didn't go... Search ↗
2764.380 and even if he didn't know better and that really was the stupidest like the best thing he could do at the time for himself he still like burned down his house, and that's pretty sad so like being a dick to him isn't very nice i don't want to be a dick to him, but at the same time come on dog well yeah, but great. come on. dog is fair like that's not that bad okay, that's i understand where you're coming from now mostly. i'm like oh Search ↗
2870.240 but then what i love is that there were people in the comments like fuck this asshole he killed a person and people were like hey maybe don't spread misinformation like this the fire was contained by the fire department they go well get off my back dude it's just an honest mistake yeah right manslaughter like i don't want to be such an ass about it i was just trying to spread misinformation dude it's not like there was any it was just an honest mistake i wanted the guy to go to jail probably like fucking getting swatted or something shoot him in the head that's dude i was trying to get justice Search ↗
2952.740 was he? like better or worse than player bruno? he could pile drive you with the best of him. i'm scared of being pile driving by player bruno. yeah, he'll break your neck every time. yeah! that's why i trust the dude more than i would anyone else pile driving me, but i would still guarantee that he would break my neck. he might not know his own strength. yeah. Search ↗
3003.000 not really a nice guy. he's definitely a bad guy, but no that not him that he's another wrestler he's not the guy you just said no no no daniel brian, that's the guy every single time yeah, all right, baby remember he's got two first names, and then i'll remember his name goes yes. yes, oh Search ↗
3046.500 henry rowlands is a good dude. definitely. did i say henry rowlands or seth rowlands? seth rogan. okay. good. i said seth rowlands. then i said henry rowlands because i watched him do an interview with canadian gem nardwar and he was like real not nice to nardwar. are you saying words? thank you edripodb for your subscription. oh ripodb for sure. yeah. Search ↗
3070.960 he was old. he was robinson cham. i'm still gonna put him on blast. he freaking idolizes odb. he does. he stole car stereos even though he was rich. he's got some barriers. i love that rob story, because it's about odb, but it is a rob story. he's like, you know, that's how you know he was really living the lifestyle. i don't know. it seems kind of indicative of like serious... he's keeping it real. i don't think he was keeping it real. i think he was keeping it like... Search ↗
3156.120 yeah, you said bottom right okay? yeah, absolutely bottom right that's where you'll find it. oh, so the side king card yeah, i was just talking about that. i got one too. i don't get one. it was in the cathedral i think yeah, i believe you know this bum friend dark bum friend is doing a pretty good job for me yep, he kept me alive for a while. yeah, happy that he exists in my world keep feeding him yeah, you that was a pretty good run Search ↗
3226.860 i don't want your stupid spirit arts, sure. whatever. has nick played the beginner's guide? oh, here we go. we'll get him started. ask nick. give him a soma sandwich with beginner's guide mayo and then he'll have the best... he'll actually be eating that for breakfast. i'll tell you that much. it was a really good game, that's all. what's beginner's level? it's by the guy that made stanley parable. oh, okay. it's his new game and he released it with no marketing, which was really cool. and it was really good. Search ↗
3259.900 i recommend you play it. okay. bear didn't like it. yeah, bear didn't like it, but i want to have a talk with him about that at some point. this sounds a little menacing. no, i don't i want to understand his perspective more is all. i mean, he's fine. you'll just have a little chat about why you don't like davey redden's new game, bear taffy. what? why don't you come to my abandoned warehouse in the meatpacking district? i should have, davey. i would never murder bear and put him in a box or whatever you're implying i would do. that would do it. i assure you, at the ultra lux, we do not eat people. we don't. Search ↗
3486.780 i never even talked to green anymore, i miss that guy. he's still alive. i know. yeah, he's alive. well, i'm just saying it sounds a little hollow to say you miss him if you're not making the effort to actually talk to him. well, i'm kind of a jackass and i just don't talk to people. that's like our neighbor who was like, hey, thanks for not calling the cops for a noise complaint. i should get you guys a bottle of wine and then just never did. it actually, the idea of doing the gesture and then not doing it has made him even worse in my mind. now you've, you've, Search ↗
3519.540 illuminated to green that you remember him, but you just don't speak to him i guess cuz you don't like him or something. oh, that's not true. i've won my azazel run. i can stop anytime now i've finished my run, but i'm sure that's what the hell say i'm clearing the floor. i have to use i'm using my onk on blue baby. so this fight is gonna be pretty interesting. yeah, i thought that was like towelie for a second. you wanna get high? Search ↗
3849.620 pulled him on one he opened 36 booster packs there was exactly the right number of cards in them you know i way and then then like anything cool happened. they probably weigh the cards right to make sure that enough yeah, hold on ulamog and gideon and an ob nixilis reignited and a couple of dual. oh you got the ob nixilis reunited ulamog is a dick ulamog i would like to get ulamog. we don't have it yet though that's funny z. thank you very much for the subscription. oh Search ↗
4079.700 they should just make a minions. oh god nick has the web gun. oh, yeah nobody confront the guy with the web gun once he gets someone in the way. oh nobody get the guy with the web gun after he webs himself they didn't ask let him run buck wild as a spartan laser. i tried not to do it. oh they call me buck. i'm wild there is no escape. oh Search ↗
4383.820 9 8 1 0 pull up the pack josh, it's fine. the comeback is happening now. alright rob, we need to be friends. they call him the comeback king for this reason. we need to be friends he says as he kills the shotgun. he had no other choice. 9 8 1 1 i shot at nick, you were just there. i just want to remind everyone lateral damage. Search ↗
5316.280 what? burger man? you got some special sauce on him. god damn you, burger man! oh come on. in between the bullets. oh whoops. no no, i'm your friend! we lost all three of these in friendship when josh shot me. oh nice grenade. oh man. Search ↗
5377.140 i'm excited by you, zoneage. thank you. you did not make the biggest mistake of your life, mister. that banana gun. i'm gonna be shotgunned. yeah. i'm gonna do this. you have a plan? yeah, he's getting banana gun out of there. pick up the box and throw it on him. try that banana gun. you should have known. i wasn't gonna say it, but his sniper rifle wasn't loaded since it didn't have the laser. see, i didn't realize. yeah. what?! Search ↗
5551.880 you're not supposed to get any windows version before service pack 1 comes out. it's a general rule. oh, you were so lucky you didn't get that was a little scary. imagine if you had roostuck inside of your burger. god damn. my body came out the other side. did he pull the pin? no, he didn't. nope. got him right in the burger. he goes running. no, seven. which i actually thought was the newest version. Search ↗
5591.700 it is. windows 8 never happened, so... ryan, why didn't you desk defend me? i don't know, the desk doesn't work, man. got him! we tried it, but the desk doesn't work anymore. but your copy of windows 10 is waiting. yeah, you're right. god dammit. i did that for all of us so we could use the space better. he almost rocked ya. i know he almost rocked my ass. oh, what? Search ↗
5716.400 yeah, i know right? sorry. then it'll all come out. well, it's not sass. i was just happy. it's sauce, not sass. oh my god. i think it's sass. sass catoon. yeah, sass catoon. oh my god, i watched so much dragon's den last night. oh, i love that joke. probably the least interesting thing you could have said. no! did you watch the new doctor who? no, i haven't seen that yet. you gotta stop him before he gets too out of control. yeah, he has. yeah, i did it. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸7⧸15]

Librarian Thu Oct 08 Watch on YouTube ↗

59.200 oh, do we get to grill him now? yeah, i did. yes, we get to grill him. cobalt, how's star wars battlefront? can you talk about it? are you under nda? oh no, it's closed beta. everybody's streaming it though. yeah, i saw that actually. yep. hey, thanks for the mold of can on for eight months. Search ↗
1449.000 would have worked for you, but i wanted to take it like to the next level and then there's i'm like man there's like a coin flip and whether that next level is gonna be an enormous headache that is not worth the cost of doing business here like when he set up kate's computer, and i really again him thankful that he did he was like well you got like such good cooling in here. you can overclock it and Search ↗
1469.700 and he overclocked it on the bios and then it just it would blue screen whenever she recorded anything for like a week and then eventually i was like hey in your bios settings it says you're like overclocking and as soon as we turn that off it just worked fine and he was like well, it should have been able to handle it. i'm like i know but we got it we it's our own fault for not telling him that we value stability i guess over everything else so we can actually like work. it's also not exactly normal to record for everybody that's the other thing but i mean Search ↗
1713.340 i don't know if we're gonna need to, but i assume... i assume he'll have at least some new achievement attached to him, if any, if all the characters do. Search ↗
2111.420 okay, kind of, yeah. him, like, as a kid and his voice was really sped up and high pitched and he had behavioral problems. okay. he, obviously, because this is the route you take on youtube, turned it into a feature film. it's fucking john cena's in it! as john cena! like, not, sorry, not as john cena, but as, like, it was not pre john cena being famous. he's just in it. that's weird. it is crazy! you think john cena's in the grumpy cat movie? Search ↗
3757.120 shooting fat daddy tears. this might be the most familiars i've ever had. i think i'm sitting with either 11 or 12 familiars. i feel like i'm playing snake right now. gotta eat that blue baby at the end. oh, i already ate him. i'm just clearing the chest waiting for you guys. oh, fuck. i'm back in the 6 room. i can't do anything with that knowledge though. i'm so slow. that's not guppy's head. laser beams. that room's kinda evil. help me! rachel! where is she? Search ↗
3874.700 one half that is traveling towards another fraction. that's less than 135 miles per hour and when they collide maybe they'll make a whole number if they believe i hope so jesus nl is so slow that i'm getting tired just watching him fly i don't even understand that one, but i i feel the same way. i'm getting exhausted well Search ↗
4070.940 oh, the graphics card is dependent on that issue. or the other way around. yeah, i mean, that's a really strange. that's a dead blue baby. twelve and a half minute lost run. mathis bitching about his magic pulls when his dad bought him 40 packs. that is pretty much how it's felt for like the last couple of days. Search ↗
4518.600 i'm not using spider, but until i'm like 95% sure we're actually gonna win so i might only get one one chance at it spaghetti used to play ship on his stream. don't let him lie. that is not true. i played it on kate's stream i thought i remembered it too, but doesn't matter what would i know about my own stream? Search ↗
5334.280 think when i had the beard i was much more comfortable being in situations like that because i felt i was more intimidating and people like wouldn't mess with me they're like look at this guy this crazy beard like i don't want to mess with him and now i'm clean shaven i don't get the time of day. they just i'm invisible. i feel like because i'm old i have like a i don't think i look like a tough guy, but i think i have like a plus five or ten to toughness appear from behind some yeah, that's true from behind people might be oh fuck oh Search ↗
5484.460 i would at least, if i was working in a team, i would be like, what about that guy? it's not like we would just let him pass without speaking about it. i would be like, what do you think about that guy? and he might raise some objectives, but, or some objections i should say, but i would be like, oh come on. i think out of the group of us i'm the most muggable of all. you would also factor into the conversation probably. your worms are in a horrible position. Search ↗
5723.600 oh, yeah, i'm in the drink. poetry reading for funk's sake, really, nick? people hand out flyers for things like this. it does happen. actually, someone in chat made a good point. what about a magic tournament? if i walk by a store and they're like, yo, check it out, we're doing a magic tournament tonight, and be like, oh shit, thank you. you got like the draft tournaments, or have you ever done a magic tournament? it doesn't matter, i'll be there. all right, there's your in, boys. he goes to take the flyer, you swap it out with the mixtape, and then you rob him. Search ↗
5948.860 he's all around the world. okay? i maybe catch him for three seconds. i was around man. i'm a big fan can you give me directions to your wallet? i'm a big fan of imagine dragons okay, look i wasn't born the cynical person that you see before you society has turned me into the world hardened his heart exactly look i cried when i watched the brave little toaster just like anybody else okay Search ↗
6000.340 i met enel at pax east when they finally let him in after someone stole his media badge. that is the perfect story for how i have become the hardened husk you see in front of you today. thank you for reminding me of that. the husk. i think people are inherently good. hey, uh... looks like you already picked up your media badge despite the fact that you've been on a plane for like nine hours and in the hospital for three hours before that. oh, oh yeah, okay. are you sure you didn't pick it up? Search ↗
6171.420 how much? hey, check this out. alien to nikki. nikki's corpse explodes in the middle of michael a.l. fox and duck game down there. you ready? we gotta try, like, we gotta put this one pretty close. wait, why is the nine dying though? because they're gonna get hit. buy your nade that you're putting behind alien. yeah. that's not how that works. no, it's gonna push him into it. okay. oh, i skipped the middleman. it was a good shot. Search ↗
6277.660 oh no. you guys ready? let's get cryotic in here. i wish i could. he's too big for me now. come up and game. alright. here we go. where's my pneumatic drill? oh, here that cat number two's into big underground drills. how did you know that? oh, i didn't baby. you just told me. what the fuck just happened? that didn't work out very well. you tried to mc hammer us? n.a.l. asked me for directions once and i told him i don't speak english. Search ↗
6319.320 i had a guy asking me for money for... so i could buy a car part to fix his car that was just down the street. that is a certain half. and after i gave him 10 bucks he was asking me for a ride. and i was in my mom's mustang gt at the time and i'm like, dude, you're not stealing my car, sorry. i gave you the money, like fuck off. that's like an escalating scam. he's like, okay. how many levels deep can we go? if this guy gives me 10 bucks i'm gonna ask for his car. Search ↗
6348.320 he was gonna frickin' rob me. i know he was. i could feel it in my blood. did he have that look in his eye? like, i'm gonna rob this guy. he had a crazy look about him. or they don't look in your eye at all. cause they're too guilty about what they're about to do. but the directions though, people ask for directions. i don't know if he was. i had a guy who was across walk when i had a green light to turn right. Search ↗
6409.380 i think it's like 40. no, i thought it was 60. i don't know, or all around the board. we all have different numbers. alright, well maybe this isn't the best idea then. how about... did he scream, a, i'm walking over here? he did not. i think he said something like, fucking idiot! and i was like, alright dog. you should have said a, i'm walking over here. can you bounce him? oh, i thought i was gonna bounce him up. i'm not... a little bit. missed the mine! is that mine a dud or something? Search ↗
6557.280 i can just fire this straight up. has anyone heard from alpaca since the last stream? is the implication there that he's now dead because we haven't had him on for this stream? oh my god, a third time! i don't really like you right now. that's so great! that's his last worm, i didn't realize that. i mean they're grouped up and they're right next to a turret. oh no you didn't! i don't think i killed him. did you live? i only saw like four or five. Search ↗
6590.280 i think rock lee's got this one. should i just do this? am i that mean? am i that mean though? no. yeah, you got that worm chillin' down there too. oh my god! alright, well, i tried. did albaca get that diglett in his throat checked out? yeah. thanks, dan. yeah, he was supposed to go to the doctor the other day. i haven't talked to him about if he did or not. i feel like... Search ↗
6655.760 look, i could ask him right now, but he's playing bomb game with bear. the turret is the best. god damn it! i spared you! doo nah zo, thank you very much for the subscription as well. in bear's words, rob is more likely to become a doctor than to go see a doctor. it's pretty good too. i didn't even see you had 121 over there. yeah, ftl's been busy. tricky. getting that scrap. Search ↗
6997.740 give me two kilograms of that and do you have a good recipe for a dry rub? i've got people coming over. where you going? oh, okay, yeah. come on down. well, that's as far as i'm going. no way i can 1v3 him. i'm just gonna put some nades in the hole and hope for the best. actually, this is all part of the plan. well, let's be honest, that guy was a bit disposable anyway. yeah, he's kind of a outlier. Search ↗
7161.260 no, you woke up earlier. remember we talked to him for a while. oh, that's right. hey, it's perfect timing! we're gonna run some ads here. we're gonna come back and play the jackbox party pack 2. so for now, thanks for watching and we'll see you next time. jack back. in three minutes. see you next time in three minutes. next time in just a second. yes, i was talking shit, rob. oh really? cat, if you jump on this computer, i'm gonna jump on your brain, which is your computer. Search ↗
7258.320 all right, i have to open it in my browser. we could probably do one of each, yeah. bum ba dum ba dum. should i get rob for this? i don't even know if he's available, but. if rob's interested. add him to the call. he can join for sure. then he can answer for his transgressions. homemade dope for rusted pizza? you guys have rusted pizza? bum ba dum ba dum ba dum ba dum ba dum ba dum ba dum ba dum. i don't wanna hear these ads either, chad. i don't need a blender right now. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸29⧸15]

Librarian Sat Oct 31 Watch on YouTube ↗

409.380 lee harvey oswald lee's oh, we don't want to bring him up again. the general lee? general lee? most people don't know this but the general lee that the car is named after is actually general lee harvey oswald. oh, i thought they could nail down a specific lee so it was just sort of a general lee. it was actually lee majors, the six million dollar man. alright. i like your chat right now, it's a lot of faces. yeah, it's exclusively like ming lees and bob rosses. Search ↗
1019.700 you know, i love that guy but i hate him too. how can you love mr. green man? he's the worst. well no, he brought a little bit of like spice to the mix for a few days, but i didn't want him to stick around because i know he's just giving you a freaking heart attack. he has been a nightmare. he's been a nightmare, ideal. i'm glad he's gone for you. i hope things get back to normal now. is it another amd card? oh, you think you're so funny. Search ↗
1118.360 hold up your ipad camera to the to the computer and i'll try to diagnose it from here and i'm like this guy's a fucking wizard i was like sending him snapshots from my phone and then he was like looking up schematics and cross reference shit Search ↗
1271.440 he adopted you. yeah, he's adopted you. that is precisely correct. i got nothing against him. what? oh, go ahead. i took a picture of this store when i was in this shopping mall and the sign, it was called swamp. okay, yeah. i mean that's the name of, it was a women's clothing store named swamp. does that strike you as odd? yes. i mean it had to be done that we had to edit shrek into the whole thing but that was taken care of right away. Search ↗
1398.300 i'll be getting it at launch, so i'll be prioritizing knocking out a couple of videos to put up soon after launch and once those videos are done hopefully i will be able to hop on and do a stream at and i'm gonna make a bunch of bullshit tiny like five second videos so i can undercut him in seo oh, he's gonna fucking smosh me. you're getting smosh in the mouth. don't do it man. i'm not gonna do it really Search ↗
1506.640 it's a great name. i really hate that name, it's so bad. there's definitely somebody out there who has the name ted nugent as their like first and middle name. on purpose. i don't know what's better though if it's by accident or on purpose. yeah, i guess if it was by accident you'd just be like, ah shit. yeah, that sucks. you figure it out when you're like 18, you're like well okay, it's too late now. yeah, you gotta be 18 to know about ted nugent. i think you do have to be 18 to know about ted nugent. he's got an age gate in front of him. Search ↗
1601.080 he was a doctor, he could theoretically have murdered someone in the hospital. that's, i mean, well whether or not it's murder i guess remains to be seen, but... yeah, does it count as murder if a doctor kills someone by accident? uh, probably like, uh, professional negligence. malpractice, but uh, i don't know, murder. i mean if you just like shot him in the head, they would probably consider that murder. put him out of his misery. Search ↗
1663.640 it's possible. we'll all get through this and tomorrow this will not be a problem anymore. yeah, absolutely true. tomorrow it will be after birth assuming it works. which, you know, if you want to know whether or not it works you're gonna have to talk to a luke about that. i wonder if every time i say that he gets like a hundred whispers. well only one way to find out right? exactly! i'm gonna put him through the punishment man. there's only one more day left to do it. this is the tax that you pay. we all know it's true. Search ↗
1806.480 i wanted to be in the window, but anyway. he's a bigger guy. again, a bit on the older side, probably like late 60s, something like that. and he seemed to have a very odd sense of space around him, like he didn't really understand boundaries. and pretty much the whole flight, he had his elbow in my ribcage. Search ↗
1822.300 which is not pleasant. and he kept leaning and moving around, shifting, and he had his e reader and he kept changing pages and shifting into my freaking side. and the whole time i was like, man, i feel like northernlion would have had a panic attack if this was him in this situation. i would have been pissed, yeah. put that dude on blast. i was really not happy through the whole thing. i just crumpled into the window as far as i could go, and that wasn't even enough because then of course the person in the seat in front of me had to put their seat back as far as it went to. oh, dude, that shit is like... Search ↗
1988.520 yeah, i really seized that opportunity when him and his partner went to go to the bathroom. i was like, i gotta get up. this is gonna be a problem if we wait and they come back. i had to seize the moment there and i did. that is fair. if you're in the window seat and you think you'll have to go to the bathroom, if the other two people get out, you should get out. that's like flight etiquette 201. Search ↗
4769.200 that sisyphus thing was him too, right? yeah, man this is sisyphus. rolling the ball up the hill. sisyphus. sisyphus. i don't know why i really like that. can we just agree that an omelet shoved between a waffle and a pancake is top tier? i don't want to consume this. i thought you were going to say between two butt cheeks. that's the zach galifianakis show, right? oh yeah, i guess. Search ↗
4796.340 what happened to him is he still around yeah, i think it's still leaves still trucking along. you know good for him yeah, i agree. oh, i died. i was doing so well dang catacombs must be nice man must be nice. it's okay and his ghosts here everywhere. yeah, it's pretty like spooky yeah, how are you spooky my halloween plans are to play a lot of the mining of isaac? why is that? because i don't have anything better to do Search ↗
4829.140 pretty much summed it up for me as well. i'll try to watch like a scary movie or something. fuck i died. i like watching scary movies on halloween. mm hmm. erebus ultima. thank you for the subscription as well. well, i get banned for saying that mathis is a pretty okay guy. mathis is, he's a good dude. we just, well i make fun of him. Search ↗
4886.320 i think our hostile communication strategy has actually pushed him out of the binding, or out of the match the gathering community. which is unfortunate. have you considered just maybe buying like some fake expeditions and then just taking pictures of them? yeah well i mean we could just like google images or some pictures i guess and be like, check it out, but... Search ↗
5850.980 so what is it like if the jellyfish get to the top of the screen or something? they fly back down on you. i don't like that. yeah, you shouldn't like that. i hate it too. kill him if you can. i'm gonna do my best. need the oxygen though. okay, oxygen. thank you. i think this is the best downwell run i've ever had. fucking red skull, god damn it! yeah man. oh my god, i'm dead! elrond, i thought you were supposed to be cool. alright, i unlocked purpley pallet. Search ↗
6080.820 or steal his items and make him ornery? i don't know if that's a thing. i mean, i haven't tried it, but maybe. nick, this is a rogue lite. obviously you can kill the shopkeeper. shopkeepers do die a lot. everybody knows this. the shopkeeper is exclusively there to make it better for min max players to get items for free. a n l, the divide. i remember. i don't really like bakju either. not so good. what is that? it was very gray with like another version of gray on top of it. oh yeah. Search ↗
7475.280 what's that? the music. oh, yes. apparently made by the same dude who did the spelunky soundtrack. it's the spelunky soundtrack, man. he's quite dependable for his music. we should hire him to do some music for us. for the show, yeah. yeah. i've been thinking we need a theme song. a non copyrighted theme song, probably. i got one for roundtable. we could do one here too. that's true, we did. alright, there we go. there we go. this has gone on. we've been going long. i like this game, though. yeah, me too. Search ↗
8005.020 i've watched them play this game 69 times and i still have no idea what the hell is going on. maybe if you paid attention instead of playing your rebirth daily challenges at the same time, luke, we would actually be able to learn something. i'll try and explain it for you if you care. i don't mind it. don't give him the satisfaction. Search ↗
8130.780 i'm like a next level strategy here now too. i just sold a turret. what? nobody does that. i know it's a new era man. so luke, so you know what we're doing here. we've got to set up ways to mine for gold because that's our resource. don't give him the time of day man. i'm just trying to help. you want to collect gold then we get cannons on the field. oh then he puts up shields and then i can't shoot him anymore. this is how it goes. don't give him the time of day. Search ↗
9019.660 you know what game also doesn't have a lobby? probably. what's that? binding of isaac after birth. we'll have to ask luke about it. hey luke, what's up with the no lobby in afterbirth, man? no lobby support. we need a lobby lobbyist. i agree. lobby lobby lobby. there we go. random. random. no, i don't want a bank! makes you just become bob ross, he would earn so much money. i wish i could paint like him, he's pretty good. bob ross doesn't do what bob ross does for bob ross. Search ↗
9096.540 like good scratch. yeah, just like no. he's just like weird i don't think he likes the emotional roller coaster of not knowing like who's taking care of him for a while so he just gets like weird about it, but he's fine now i understand as a cat the world's got to be very confusing when people just go away and come back sometimes it's probably true, so i don't mean to make light of that for him. i'm sure it was very traumatic. he's good kitties all right, that's happening Search ↗
9979.720 looked a lot like a neon star fox, so i'll give him that. alright. i'm not just surrendering, but like, it's silly for me to fight it at this point. i've got nothing on the table, so... i understand. i'm just belaboring the inevitable here. does the twitch bomb have to target the base? couldn't he just cripple nick by using it to kill all his towers? yes, but it's usually faster to just take out the base, because you just win straight away if you take out the base. i believe so, yeah. but you can target anything you want with it. you just move the reticle around. man, it's like still making that terrible sound. Search ↗
10076.260 wait a minute, i thought i had heard at one point that dog the bounty hunter had gone to jail? yeah. which then also inspired the funniest shit in my head of who's the bounty hunter that picked him up. right. that would this is like a lineage of bounty hunters all chasing each other down. the bounty wars. all in white. and not talking about the quicker picker upper. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸2⧸15]

Librarian Tue Nov 03 Watch on YouTube ↗

156.260 yeah, you gotta buy one of those. you have to buy a key. josh, there's gonna be a lot of questions here today. how did you get through a door that you've seen a hundred times? it's not one that i will abide. no, i want to help him! don't should i get the samson wristwatch or this new like... Search ↗
858.120 bomb oh it's tyrone said that would know he didn't say that but he favorited the tweet that i sent him that said that if you get matchstick when you have to take it'll take it away, so maybe he'll add that to the game someday, and i'll just be so proud what can you use bombs for? blowing up yourself well probably like you know that machine that allows you to reroll things it's got like the recycle arrow on it if you blow that up. it gives you a guaranteed reroll on the shop Search ↗
1075.500 what's like this weird ghost skeleton that killed him? he used to be the ghost and now he's a skeleton. he's a skeleton ghost, that's kinda weird. i mean when ghosts die they leave skeletons just like we do. you gotta decide when you die if you want to be a skeleton or a ghost, it's up to you. what would you be if you could choose? uh, ghost. definitely ghost, right? like 169% ghost, yeah. skeletons get the short end of the stick. how could you not choose ghost out of those options? skeletons get the short bone, that's for sure. short end of the dick, yeah. skeletons get the short bone. Search ↗
1428.100 how are your runs going right now? i'm fighting the final boss. that's good. how about you josh? i don't know. i mean, i guess i can't give him my money either because it's seeded. yeah on a seeded run i don't think you can give any money. i haven't unlocked anything yet from the greed box. josh is so adorable i could just suck his cock. there you go! Search ↗
1721.240 oh yeah, i guess i would call him an honorary ninja as well. he's like a cyborg ninja or something. yeah. raiden? yeah, mark of the ninja, strider. strider's legit. strider i'll give you for sure. warframe is a ninja. warframe is the dude's name? they're all various warframes. oh. what animal are you most scared of? what about ani musha? sorry to talk about this animal thing. i forgot about it. no, i don't really care about the animal thing. that's fine. Search ↗
1877.340 did i... am i supposed to kill him? no. yeah, i would recommend it if you can. why is he hanging? well, he's gonna cut himself up. he's hanging straight swangin', man. wait, wait, wait, he's got gold. he's got gold. what is gold? do you love gold? i like gold as much as mike lalo fox. you know what blew my mind? the other day i realized, whoa, mike myers played gold member in the film gold member. Search ↗
2058.940 that's the first time i've seen it. i killed greed! congrats! what? you won! yeah, i think? i don't know. you thought you were in the shithouse! what do i do? you go in the chest. wait, do i give him the money? no, give him all the money in the box, because you actually... oh. but i did it. he still unlocked lilith. would you have given him money if you had the money, grandma? i did it. delta? twitch chat says gg clutch holy shit. wow, nice job. heart attack clutch. burnt umber. Search ↗
2201.060 what do you come up with the dank deps? what is this? reusable air strikes? versus box of friends double your friends. how many what does that do? you want to keep box of friends? it doesn't actually double them either. i got like this cthulhu fucker like hanging out with me yeah, he's you'd like to double him whenever possible. it doesn't it doesn't double all your friends though just adds one this fucking this this this oh shit wait i should clarify it does Search ↗
2414.580 who created the burning basement? probably tyrone. we fire him? if there's ever anything in the game that i don't like, i blame it on tyrone. i don't know if it's true at all. i don't know what tyrone is responsible for, but in my head he's responsible for every decision about things that i don't like. you've got this like good cop bad cop narrative between the two of them. yeah, edmund is like a noble game designer and then he comes to tyrone with his ideas and tyrone's like, okay, i like your idea but here's what we're gonna do. the player can no longer see. Search ↗
3129.400 is he coming from an anime convention or something? i don't know man, but i was like this is how i die. this man is going to kill me. did he carry a pizza box with him? dadpan94, up down all around, walking through your head town. master of lockpicking, what does that do? you can open golden chests without using a key. that's pretty dope. it's nice! Search ↗
3867.060 but like corporate cane is like no i'm not demon cane. one thing denied that it's the same cane even though they have the same name. everyone else is like cane that's you you're both canes. he's like. that sounds awesome actually. no that's not me. what if he doesn't know it's him maybe he got bumped on the head. yeah i mean i'm sure he got bumped on the head many times. yeah he is a wrestler. Search ↗
3938.760 i don't know man. if the rock came back i would be interested in him and he's 15 years old too. yeah but the rock doesn't... he's not back a lot, you know? so it's like a special thing but kane's always there. kane's always there. so i mean he's a great person with like his athleticism being able to do everything that he does. but it's like we've seen pretty much all kane has to offer. Search ↗
3960.420 but, it's funny. it's a good role that he's in right now because it's funny. you know him not remembering that he's fucking also i don't like laughing at old people, that's mean. yeah, i don't know man. sounds like a really sticky situation he's gotten killed in. glen jacobs, that's it. that's glen... glen... i'd call myself kane too if my name was glen jacobs. flutterbook and dbscab or scabdb, thank you for the subscription as well. you're welcome. Search ↗
4184.460 he's a hack man. you think gene hackman is hugh jackman's dad? i think we've talked about that before and i forgot. gene hackman and hugh jackman. ah, she's the female carrot head. well, okay first off it's carrot top. carrot top? not carrot head. she does have red hair though, but carrots have green hair, so. that's like calling somebody a rock tinto. you don't call him a carrot head? Search ↗
4288.720 probably because we went like, really? really? really? really? really? hugh jackman. hugh jasshole and gene... asshole. gene ackman. hugh jackman. it's pretty much his name if you live in england, right? i guess. gene ackman? i've never called him anything else. he doesn't do movies anymore. yeah, he gave up on you. Search ↗
4313.500 he did man. he's like i keep making movies. he kept trying to please you but you always hated him. he never goes and sees them in the theater. level with me, have you guys ever seen a gene hackman film in the theater? no. behind enemy lines? no i didn't see that in the theater. royal tenenbaums? no. no, i'm not into that. welcome to mooseport? no, never seen that. never even heard of that. that was a trick question, nobody saw that one in the theater. Search ↗
4592.740 i just can't stop imagining him in this situation. that's batter up. yeah, that's exactly it. batter up starts with him going, i'm going down down baby. you know what i mean? Search ↗
4910.860 yeah, but i don't do movies. i don't like hang out with him a lot. you don't do movies with your brother? i don't do movies with him. he's disgusting. he's not disgusting. he's very disgusting. you're right. he's pretty wild. except like not. does he just live like the most domestic? does he live the domestic life now? yeah, i mean he's got a kid. does he live the miller high life now? no, that's mostly me. oh. Search ↗
5130.540 i was too excited about getting back this battery that i think i just missed out on the devil room. so i'm sorry. oh, there's a noodle man right here! he's right here! is he noodling? he's noodling all around. so is he like, grabbing... uh... catfish? with his bare hands? mmm, no. that's what noodling is. every fucking run! now i can do the hush and mega satan all in the same run on this seed. what's a hush? is that that weird thing that you fought? it's a type of puppy. i saw him fight the weird blue. Search ↗
5203.740 and then that's it. that's their story. you know that nelly song on so fly? it's about him. snoop doggy dogg and dr. drave got your back. no, they're just at the door. yeah, i don't know where that got your back come from. pill mimic. i think luck down pills are pretty bad, right? i would recommend not taking them, yeah. alright. you want a pill mimic? i'm still trying to get a big slander of... Search ↗
5305.100 northernlion tyrone just told you to skype him. what is it? tyrone is calling my ass right now. tyrone! tyrone! stop crank calling me, man! are you here, tyrone? i think he's giving you the silent treatment. yeah, i think it's the opposite. i think tyrone's giving me the... oh, i thought you picked him up. Search ↗
5327.880 he's in my face right now. put him in the call. big disgrace, kicking your butt all over the place. i wanna see how the matchstick take thing is going on development. i can't answer your call tyrone, i'm in a call with other people. you can't or you won't. yeah you won't. pick up the call, you won't. you won't. why could he have his hand? oh fuck. Search ↗
5363.580 alright, hagalaz does not break the pennies that ultra greed shoots out. häagen dazs? yeah, häagen dazs does not break that. i believe that's an ice cream treat that you're referring to, nick. achievement unlocked gb bug. not the gb... j dub n a g... mom's heals. hello, i'm gonna add tyrone to this call. alright. so it was a you won't. no, he did. now he did. it should be calling him... Search ↗
5840.640 consonant rather you have some oh that explains why he's okay, so that's why you guys can't help him play great hilarious it's good. all right get back to your show. i'm gonna be watching you here and and i'll see you give these coats out. bye everybody. all right all right Search ↗
5997.460 nope, that's new. i think i just found a bomb judgment. that's very strange. you give him a bomb. i'll give him a dream you know? give me a bomb? mr. bomb man. it's mr. green man. mr. green man. give me a seed. give me a seed. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸4⧸15]

Librarian Fri Nov 06 Watch on YouTube ↗

84.480 i... it's much more enjoyable now that they patched it. i find, though... i have not played greed mode since the patch actually. the patch happened like this morning, right? it's much harder to break now. yeah, the patch was like midnight or 1230 pst, so... yep. alright, this is my first game today then. with the patch. alright, why don't you give me a seed as well, because i don't want to unlock it and make youtube mad at me. oh, sure. whatever you want. so what i'm doing right now is... i have the little uh... the little horny guy, right? and i'm fighting him. the little horny guy? and he makes those bombs. Search ↗
141.220 hates, um, bob ross. i don't know why. hater and b rater. i can't believe they would. thank you arrowhood cobra and also some guy... oh, i'm not even on green mode, this is just normal mode. oh, you did it wrong. thank you, um, mathis games as well for the subscription. much appreciated. who's that? yeah, i've never heard of him. Search ↗
191.640 actually, this is a pretty good start. i press the button and it unlocks something. oh you got blue. yeah yeah, so are you just farming up like like 99 bombs right now? um i'm trying to kill him now, but it's taking so long that i farmed up like 30 more bombs than i intended to i Search ↗
553.660 i love these little rear roll machines. they break now though, which is also something that needs to happen. i have not seen that yet. yeah, i guess those are a bit strong. has his hazel bearings. i beat a run with him my first one i loaded up and i found a quad shot, so... Search ↗
574.700 so i heard he got nerfed pretty hard or something like that. yeah, i think they're gonna actually buff him back a little bit. they nerfed him too hard. yeah, apparently, according to what edmund said on twitter, it was just like unintentional. i mean, it was intended that he be nerfed, but not to that extent. put a decimal in the wrong place. yeah, or like edmund was like, hey, make azazel half as good. and then they're like, ok, how do you do that? half the damage and also half the rate of fire. and now it's more like... freaking interns. yeah. Search ↗
1299.540 can you believe they still sell those halloween masks? they're still pretty spooky, man. i'm sure they play scream every halloween too on actual tv, which i don't know how many people actually watch that anymore. yo, what do you think would happen if tyrone just tweeted 110 today? i thought he's tweeted 105 before. yeah, because it was counting up to 109 for him. and then we found out it was actually 109 as 149 because it's minutes to... Search ↗
2123.940 what is this? golden horseshoe? they're gonna say golden horseshit. i thought you were gonna say clitoris. that's weird. yes, the golden clitoris. that's the plot of charlie and the chocolate factory. it's the driving action. alright, diamond tears, still good. worth, i'll confirm, worth getting rid of whore of babylon for diamond tears if you can find him. what is this freaking axiom verge thing? Search ↗
2758.340 chat's like, oh god, why? yeah, i don't blame him. i'm just the messenger, man. he's just the idea guy. yeah, exactly. i don't handle execution. that's what the dudes in the mines do. i just come up with the ideas and take business lunches. that's right. instead of your fancy golf games. exactly. i love golf. i golf all the time. ask me anything about golf. the other business sport is squash. nobody ever talks about squash, though. Search ↗
4186.920 i you know, it's like seeing like a family member at rock bottom or something. like i don't want to see azazel in this state. or right after a car accident. exactly. i want to remember him as he was at his height. i'll wait for him to recover and then we'll he's getting a closed casket for now. yeah. and then he's gonna reanimate in three days. 109 hours. starring james franco. greed's getting that full on eve treatment right now guys. Search ↗
4224.920 remember him as he was, not as he is. so do you get any more pennies for not leaving the room and doing every wave? i don't run the math yet? don't think so, but it really feels like you should. but i think the only punishment that you get for pushing the button is that you take damage on it. oh, okay. so maybe that's balance. i don't know. for my own convenience, i just like to do everything through the devil deal in one fell swoop. as lilith, that's like definitely the optimal play. absolutely. Search ↗
4884.200 that is really bad. your little baby can shoot it, right? no. it's stuck on him now. i think they patched it. maybe you have monstro's lung so it takes forever to shoot. nope, nope. oh wait, what's this? i have the bullseye one. does that maybe do it? mmm. yeah, so you just, you put that bullseye like in a direction, but maybe it just doesn't actually shoot for you. no, i don't have a bullseye though. there's no reticle. that's very strange. yeah, something's broken there. i don't know quite what. Search ↗
4916.080 stay away from my sax greed. i agree. oh my sax my sax guys all these theories that you're you're donating me. i appreciate the donations, but the only theory we're gonna try is putting money in the donation machine it's a pretty solid one to go with ya get out of my josh is sending me fucking skype messages. i don't care about telling me about his life that's not skype is g chat. but still as you play rainbow six with him. i Search ↗
5244.860 bear and i also tried out some characters last night one of which is kind of senile michael caine forgetting what christopher nolan movie he's in and then christopher nolan having to remind him. i like it. michael caine will be like, oh i wanna be batman. mike, mike you can't be batman mate. this is the 2014 film interstellar. matthew mcconaughey goes to space. there's no batman in this movie michael. Search ↗
5335.780 but i can't do an australian accent so i've got to default to the new zealand one. oh no, duns cap! no! oh lord, what is this? this seems bad. i just got ipecac my reflection on lilith. here we go. woo! party time! who would want this? that seems faster when i slow dick him than when i fast dick him, honestly. just deep dick him, don't worry about this. one day i'm gonna get this fucker. ah, stop donating your keys! Search ↗
5911.700 i'm gonna set logs on fire and throw them in the street. it's a very different reaction than i'm used to. oddly specific. i like it though. ooh, crawlspace. well we have to go check our greed machine now guys. has anyone gotten a black market yet in greed mode? i have not. man, a black market? yeah, i just bought myself through the wall. that makes sense. oh you can still do that, okay. do you want to teach me that trick? i asked him several times. Search ↗
6725.240 we get that bloodwrights, isaac's heart combo. that would be pretty sweet actually. i don't think i've seen... ...bloodwrights in this challenge even actually. on the coup it is... michael a.l. fox with the 12 months in a row. thanks very much. boom. whole year. he's mad because i stopped responding to his gchat messages because jack got mad at me for gchatting with him on stream. $10 from anonymous! Search ↗
7008.820 donk him if you got him. donk him? i mean he really got a big d out there so that he can get away with that. did you guys both d100 this? yeah, and i'm gonna be doing a lot more too. did you get monstra's lung on your first d100? no. i got money equals power and a bunch of weird shit that's not helpful. i also have money equals power. like, cain's other eye and like a heart and celtic cross. i started with cain's other eye, weirdly enough. Search ↗
7151.320 there's some scary ones out there now. some of the champion polycephalus are annoying. and also, the frail is a nightmare, man. i hate that boss. i always get him at the end of my read modes. found monstro's long. feels so much better now. i don't know where you guys are getting all this stuff. i mean, i got a knife, but... i think it's from the d100. i don't know, i might reroll this just because it's so wild that it seems like it warrants a reroll, you know? Search ↗
7243.800 then an in game version of him with his balls out will come on screen and tell you, you've gotta stop playing now. you say, thank you mr. edmond, and then he gives you... it's redmond. thank you mr. redmond niccolo. yeah, that's the one. then he comes to your house and beats greed mode with a loss so you can get the last item in the game. and it's a speed upgrade. Search ↗
7582.160 yeah, that happens. so i've got this strategy to let him open the doors. okay. so he floods me with enemies. and then i use the maw of the void. i don't know if you guys have that unlocked. uh, yeah, i do actually. i don't. i use that to kill them all and it produces me black hearts. mmm, that's genius! that's so i get three per. so good. just gotta make sure i kill them with the maw and not my knife because it won't count if i do. aw, heck yeah. bomberman bombs. so what is this? Search ↗
7784.760 from a poop in the original basement room. that's op op. chad, do you want me to do 100 more? or are you happy with this weird ass circle run that i've got going now? people begged me not to reroll that one. and i looked him in the face and i said no. he did it anyway. you can't control me. i'm batman. this one's like still pretty good. circle run's fucking strong though. like i'll just reroll it though cause it's like... why not right? Search ↗
8209.160 calling a little bit bullshit on greed's hp, maybe? he's got quite a bit up there, yeah. he's dropping like nine epic fetus bombs on top of his face and he's just like, he's just chillin'. yeah, he's got a whale at him. why would i use two of hearts when i'm not even at half hp yet? i will use it if i need to, but uh... they just want to yell something at you. i guess so. i'm not at the point where two of hearts makes mathematical sense yet. Search ↗
8428.740 gives you a lot of hp, but you know, you don't need it if you never get hit. they do give you a ton of hp, but they also work towards a baby transformation. babies! i wanna be a baby. i'd rather be a cloud. yeah. a cloud? yeah, out of context, that's quite funny actually. yeah, i'd rather be a cloud. nobody tell richard i'm drinking like all his drinks. i'm gonna go get him something later. i won't tell him. it's the last day, man. you can, uh... Search ↗
8828.240 could happen it's not impossible spider mod bff of spider mod take him to the next level you had and double it with a box of friends see what happens crash the game with our dps meter. i need nick. where was your where's your d100 man? caves damn it follow the doge kowal. how do you feel about the burning basement? oh? Search ↗
9345.800 i wonder if they patched that if you killed him more than once you only got two coins and it wasn't only two coins guys it started out at 15 then it dropped a seven then it went down to four and then it went down to two and it stuck was stuck at two it's like halved every time or something yeah, maybe your luck determines how much you can put in maximum and then if you do them over again it halves that every time that's what i was thinking, but i have not tested this very well Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸5⧸15]

Librarian Sat Nov 07 Watch on YouTube ↗

189.960 wrinkle in the dark is that a saying that i'm not wrinkle in the dark. you've never heard of it no, i agree. that's a very common saying up here. it's a wrinkle in the dark. that's pretty much where i was going with him. yeah classic d10 classic ronnie james b7 ronnie james dice shard. there's a lot of dice in this game now. i can't keep track of them all. Search ↗
343.440 no question there at all. i am, uh, i will not do this, but i wish you luck on your endeavor. bear thinks he can beat me, he can't. are you gonna race? no, i'm just gonna beat him though. so you guys are just gonna have like a casual bike ride through the whole map? yeah. alright. i can't pretend that, uh, Search ↗
558.580 yeah, but man, you're seeing what people are gonna see in like 150 years. they're gonna come down there and be like, look at these spray paintings from the primitive peoples of this area. fuck the police. what could it mean? does anyone here understand english? oh, that was... the police was their god of justice and they don't like him very much sometimes. taking my fuckboy test tomorrow. ask nick what i should know. you should try going with a bike ride with me. i think you'll probably make it pretty far. Search ↗
1380.340 it's not about him crucial boss rush points. no, i don't i don't play by the fucking boss rush rules oh, sorry, the the daily challenge rules for non daily challenges. i play these runs to escape from the daily challenge you know constructs. well, that was weird. i know a roofer who used a ladder that doesn't surprise me isn't that like kind of like step one is they're not like getting on the roof. oh Search ↗
1864.940 dry baby is the best he's the enemy of that fight i could completely understand that you can use him as a wall in every direction if you're fast enough although it crosses up sometimes which makes it kind of ridiculous doesn't think it is david beckham or something yeah exactly okay, fuck this tower curse. this is awful. yeah it's just filling my screen full of bombs all the time, and i can't deal with it alright so i'm never taking that again Search ↗
2169.640 and then beat him with your ninth life and then you're good. these fucking spiders take so long to kill, er, the flies take so long to kill with, uh... maw of the void, man. i didn't have it unlocked, i don't think. it's the only thing that can save my run, but first it's gotta not kill my run first. yeah, there we go. alright, here we go. go take the d6. walk it. get a battery charge. die. that's the easy part. that's not a challenge at all. okay. probably don't reroll that. Search ↗
2376.320 a little salty, i'm not gonna disrespect my audience and say that i'm not a little salty when i am a little salty, but uh... why are you so salty? it's hard boss. one day we will figure out how to game this guy and he will not be a problem again. biznap says you shoot him very very slowly in the first phase, like one shot every five seconds and that'll recalculate your dps to make him weaker. did you lose? Search ↗
2443.680 are you not at the end anyway, basically? i'm at womb 2, or utero 2. yeah, but like the end of your life. i have six lives of one health each. you beat mr. fred with one life. i did beat him. yeah, well you just did, give it a try. you can still win. just my damage is so low it sucks. well, you know, make a judgement call. yeah, i'm fine with that, i'll quit. uh, i kinda don't want to start tower climb super early though. Search ↗
3369.880 little loki four way buddy. oh, that's cute. it's the first time i found him so i found the key room but i'm shy one key of being able to go into it which is my own fault because i didn't really think too hard about it. it happens man. how do you tear nails? i've been trying to ask myself that same question for years chad should i just take soy milk and say fuck the world you got so he milked with soy. he'll reroll the hourglass enough times turn into soy milk. i'll do it. i don't care anymore. oh Search ↗
3674.660 that was what is this little thing follow me around? okay? you see this little this weird crawling baby follow me around it's starting to freak me out man. can you charge him up and shoot him like a hockey puck? no, that's i do have that guy at exactly the same time. okay, but i also have a familiar that's literally just crawling towards me and picking up my money. yeah, i've had him too. he scares me a lot. oh Search ↗
3744.240 bring back bumbo. i'm sorry, man! i didn't notice him there. i didn't kill him, i just banished him into oblivion. mega bean. oh, whatever. added it to my pile. b4! there we go! nice. get ready, man. let's do this. there's some wild stuff on this run. oh, i can shoot again! and thank you very much to cates sugar potatoes for the eight months in a row. perfect. proptosis on this run. Search ↗
3948.280 alright run is still alive. oh shit should be an actual unlock for me if we could do this abel oh it's a great item one of the best. i'm surprised. they didn't give him a little bit of a buff point three extra damage would be fine probably deserves above but you are not as able as though it's the forgotten son so they had to forget him yeah, oh he's confused and shooting in the wrong direction greatest day of my life Search ↗
4382.180 the lasers you shoot, they actually leave a friction effect on the ground, makes you slippery. oh yeah. that's annoying. i don't support it. i'm probably gonna live. get your little turd nuggets out of here. whew. got him. oh no! this is the first time i've beat it since the patch so i don't get to go on with my run! fuck. that's alright. i'm basically done. that's so depressing. alright, i guess i'll donate my other ten cents. um... it almost looks like i really do. Search ↗
4525.400 yeah, this is like an easy win. it's like quad shot tumor transformation, homing tears, this weird tech laser that never goes away. tyrone, get in here! what's no, we found a bug that i actually like. don't tell tyrone. i'm telling him. don't tell tyrone! i'm telling him right now, actually. i'll fucking kill you if you talk to anybody about tyrone. or, i mean, if you talk to anybody about this laser transformation. we're gonna get married someday. Search ↗
4562.140 so what the hell happens in that ending? yeah, you know? he wakes up in the chest outside and then he opens it and then there's like a dark spirit behind him. yeah man, he's in like, he's in purgatory or something. i smell another secret! you mean kill ncr! that's, i get it. this is a fallout new vegas reference. that's all the endings. the sign always, the sign always looks like it says kill nick but it says kill ncr. alright, there you go. Search ↗
5577.640 that was an unexpected answer. turn item down from mid air to item hop. i don't know who ace of base is. they sing i saw the sign, you scumbag! oh, okay, well, this is also something you should know about me. i'm terrible with song names, man. oh, well, how am i supposed to know that? you should know that about him. i think i told you that in high school. okay. incredible. alright, i gotta jump to b.a. Search ↗
6150.700 lemon nine months in a row oh my gosh. oh, we're gonna name him i'm thinking about um chianti wow chianti yeah, that's an exotic like a late 90s rmb singer he wears one of those necklace thingies you know you know which one so one of those yeah, like it's all that all the guys wore Search ↗
6341.980 how do i like drop an item from my inventory without my fucker throwing it across the room? he's kind of an idiot. i think he's just gonna have you ever stored it. yeah, i just stored the chest hmm, okay. how do you get it out without him throwing? okay. i got it out. oh and then he threw it. ah habanero ranch, where do you live that mcdonald's has a habanero ranch sauce? mcdonald's is very like regional man. it's like Search ↗
7071.400 he wore his own face? he wore his own face! he like, he was in face off by himself. that's very hannibal of him. face off too is just bryan cranston getting his face cut off and then put back on. i'd watch it. there's so many worms! whoa! oh! Search ↗
8975.280 okay, how do you guys get these super bombs like you got to kill someone? yeah, where do you go to the you unlock him hit one of those pinatas? thank you. oh, he columbus for ten months in a row wow it's a real he's gonna discover a new continent one day box. he should break this pinata man trying use your baseball bed oh, that's what it's not getting in the water you joker. well, it's had it coming. oh, yeah right through the hole Search ↗
10002.000 yeah, you wanna keep your feet safe. it's malarkey, my feet are safe. i inspect my shoes, i take good care of them. your shoe inspector? you licensed? no, i inspect my shoes. i license myself. i don't care about your feet, man. don't die now. what was that? oh, you'll see. you made a little slime. your slimes are doubling. that's kind of fun, you just hit him as many times as you can. this is gonna last me like six months. well yeah, i guess maybe if you're using the wrong rest. come on. you're not actually supposed to do work. Search ↗
10806.240 story still gets me man. it's a it's an in joke if you ever had one. okay, i'm gonna don't touch me for like eight seconds. thanks. now get rekt. holy schnikes. oh yeah, like a dinosaur egg there for a sec. yeah, it was like a little bouncy ball thingy. oh, he's trying to dig his way into that freaking hedge. don't let him in there. i'm trying to keep it open for you. Search ↗
11074.540 got him whatever i'm just in this for the pinata economy at this point. this is ryan. yeah you in the overwatch beta no, i'm not you know who else is in in the overwatch beta yeah, it's very jack he's the number one person that isn't in the overwatch beta that i'm aware of what do you mean? he's the number one like he's in oh he's the one i've heard about it the most Search ↗

The Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸9⧸15]

Librarian Thu Nov 12 Watch on YouTube ↗

53.000 right as i was like we're gonna play the intro and then you were like i'm back and i said okay we're playing the intro and then you were like quiet for a second. what did i miss? mmm. yeah sorry, it wasn't josh. it was me that was doing that disrespect. oh, that is not don't give him crap over it you gave josh crap you nick don't protect him. okay? yeah, he needs to learn from his own follies. all right. oh, sorry. oh Search ↗
130.020 2p, mh, nt, jz. yes, thank you for using the canadian pronunciation of the famous brooklyn hip hop empresario. do you guys call him jz? we call him jz all the time when we invite him up here, which isn't all that often because we have our own hip hop empresarios up here. Search ↗
152.740 i'd recommend not going to the curse room. that is correct. dj khaled is unfortunately from miami, but we'll take him if you guys don't want him. all he does is win. justin bieber is, well, he has rapped, but mostly that was probably the result of usher's influence, so... i would count him as a canadian crooner, more so than a canadian rapper, but... Search ↗
186.540 maybe the ingest server didn't accept your stream. exactly, it's doing that thing that twitch does whereas like hey. it didn't accept my stream? yeah, it's like you're live and you're sending us your shit, but we're not sending it to anybody else because it's like. they're just collecting it like hoarders. i don't want them to do that. you really shouldn't honestly. you should write to john carnage and ask him about it. you should write to john cena and ask him how he feels about being a living meme. potato salad? Search ↗
309.880 i'm not supposed to call him that anymore. sorry 1950s brain coming back again. political correctness gone amok here. this seed, i don't know about this seed josh. don't take the pills. Search ↗
770.880 you're not gonna be blue baby. i completed the satan land of this, of question mark man. you did like down to shoal or down to the dark room? shoal and then the goat prince. the lamb. i think i beat the lamb with him as well. but it was bullshit because i lambed him with another character and then the other, cause i had, i don't know, i was somehow blue baby man. Search ↗
798.660 oh, you had the onc probably. yeah. i really like the idea of using that word that way that you lamb that character. yeah, i lammed him. i like the idea of the lamb being a goat warrior. is he not? i'm for that as well. lambs are... i'm gonna make myself sound a little silly here. lambs are sheep, right? i think so. or are lambs a different animal? Search ↗
986.060 oh, oh, uh, someone in chat gave good data. it's j6ot9 up down all around. welcome to jsmithtown. but actually it wasn't him. but there was another person who said, lamb is baby sheep. the sheep is generally called mutton. mmm, that's true, yeah. when you go to a restaurant, it's like mutton. yeah. because if it were sheep, you'd be like, what do i care? i'm not gonna eat a sheep. what do i look like? eh, lamb chop. god, stop blowing up, you blow upper. Search ↗
1771.280 so should i get an always a good pill for five cents or a heart for five cents? always a good pill for five cents? yeah, you're right because it's balls of steel, baby! you were a dead fox for a second there. ryuka! come on in buddy! who was i? water's fine. you were fox for a second. oh really? i thought about him today. i thought about him today too. Search ↗
1801.260 when we were talking to him. when i was jerking off. the pictures of him. my tears explode for no reason. that's fruitcake for ya. oh, nailed her. nick, are you on fruitcake land? yeah, i'm on fruitcake land versus mom. i'm on dankdepps1. Search ↗
2025.140 did ryan use them? yeah, i mean i told him. it's not that bad, it's just not that good. you don't like them? i like them okay, like if i need them, but uh... you wear like flannel pj pants or something else? i usually just sleep like t shirt and underwear. oh. yeah. what about if you walk around the house though? nude. i live with myself and my wife, it's nothing she hasn't seen before. really? Search ↗
2281.720 i mean actually it just helped. how is retro vision? don't i have phd? retro vision should not be in this. oh you're gonna love retro vision, it's a great build. phd just like keeps retro vision in there for fun. that's weird. i wish i could he died of an overdose. oh well then like that's not funny, that's just sad. sad. this is kind of insensitive of him. probably never gonna get another chance at that really really easy and terrible joke. makes him feel like a horrible person. Search ↗
2328.500 she was like, there can be only one queen and just fucking executed him with a sword on the steps of buckingham palace. damn. something about that, you know, i didn't know freddie mercury, but i think like if he was gonna die anyway, he'd be like, i'm into it. yeah, i'd probably be into it honestly. you know, elizabeth just fucking cut my head off with a sword on the steps of buckingham palace. it sounds fucking dope. in front of a crowd too. yeah. Search ↗
2482.460 it could also be like a super short range tier that blows up for another reason maybe i guess so and like a crickets body effect or something i oh my god. i didn't kill him. i just made a real tiny that was pretty cute actually number one effect if you had like an explosive tier along with it, i guess yeah, that's all right i don't know why i keep picking up retro vision. i've gotten a single fucking penny off of this wooden nickel yet Search ↗
2558.120 that's cool. the goal was just to basically get it done so that way we could talk about it on round table on tuesday. and i'm pretty much successful at that. i've got like 15 minutes of wandering about left to do. hey luke, don't even try him in. did ryan play undertale? no. i did not play undertale yet. i think i'd tell you about it on the podcast? probably yeah. Search ↗
3372.720 that's from the television show south park. i've been catching up on that. it was a pretty good season actually. you guys were right. i'm not watching it, i don't know. no, you guys like chat. they told me to watch it. chat is used guys. they have pc principal now. he's really big in the whole pc thing. not personal computer either. it's pretty funny. check him out. Search ↗
3714.140 there's one part where my bike got stuck under a rock and then bear tried to help and then he put his bike under the rock too and they tried to hit it with a truck and then the police came and shot him in the spine. oh, and then he died? yeah, he died. stop resisting! he had nothing to do with trying to hurt anyone. he was just trying to get the bike but you know the police saw it differently. sad. this is sad. yeah, riding bikes is kind of fun. makes you feel like a nine year old again. what's up? what does it say? what is what? get out of here! Search ↗
3937.660 that's where you go and you just fucking fight everybody. oh my god, imagine like the... like, how many people do you think are gonna go to like a ufc fight and have rumbler and then be like all hyped up after they've been like, oh my god, i'm gonna rumbler after this. do it dude! yo, gsp looks bloated man, you can take him. oh boy. i didn't have any carbs this week man. Search ↗
4027.340 dracula fetus you get an invite you look good in way. i like the revolving cast of whoever's around i'm just sending him out man. i think people don't realize like how he gets how higher duck game skills are now. we're doing like we're on high. we are i wish man it's not me. i like a piece of poop above your head. now. are you nick has a piece of poop above his head? i should invite a klyfish. they'd probably like to play with us. he's playing fish. oh Search ↗
4058.540 bear tabby is playing rocket league business playing rocket league full grown gaming played rocket league. that'd be a great team yeah snaps bear and full grown gaming. i'd watch them go to the semi finals no fourth. oh knock it and knock it down break the wall. i did only give him like 20 seconds to get into the game dracula feet assigned on a duck game. oh, no just kidding fuck him oh Search ↗
4956.040 you're firing. you're smoking and the boys are who is this person? it's jack! it's jack the fetus. you ever heard of him? aw fuck. he's gonna chainsaw your ass, that's better. oh! oh ho ho, that chainsaw wins! this is the fastest pulse start i've ever seen! yeah. ooh! ooh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho! wha this is long dude, i can't tell where the rocket launcher ends and the head begins. Search ↗
5049.320 he's got like white space all around it. oh, yeah, jack or odi brack you look to the right there's like some shit that i never edited out. i thought it might last a little longer what happened i should have mad him just jump off them jump off the edge. i was trying to jump on his shit i didn't know who i was that's the hardest part about this game is figuring out where the fuck you are in the beginning. maybe you're just stupid i guess Search ↗
5371.960 oh fuck off everybody. fuck that. go get him, jack. oh shit dog! you're gonna get launched as you bejesus him back. alright, here it is. where is it? that was the idiots. just kidding, there's only one of his and it's ryan. woah, that's cold man. ice cold. oh fuck! he's got a cobalt shotgun! wow. wow. hehehehe. Search ↗
5423.600 i'm surprised that first one didn't get him. yeah, okay lick your finger taste the wind taste my wind parts this is a part two. oh he's probably freaking the fuck out good Search ↗
5580.780 i'll carry on the mantle. i don't think i know you anymore, right? i'm like a sitting duck. i tried to let go to fake him out. didn't work though. i never try to be big at the reaction game. every time, man. this is really silly. we used to be a team. Search ↗

The Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸11⧸15]

Librarian Sun Nov 15 Watch on YouTube ↗

78.060 and he had like super huge arms and you had to fight like a nyxia to get to him from wow wow wow it was it was interesting. that's pretty wild i'm gonna go with just a regular old isaac hard mode run just to see if i can get to either megastating or hush on this sure so 74 rg cteb 74 rg cteb yeah Search ↗
174.140 that's true. i think for the hush, since it's in stage fights you have to wait until the second phase to kill him anyway. but i think the point of the k.s. card is the one shot stuff is a pretty rare card. sure, yeah. i doubt that they would change that. you used to get mega shot or mega, you know, one shot mega satan's phase as well, one of his phases. Search ↗
191.880 i hope they don't change it and i agree it makes no sense if they get rid of it. what's the point? but you know like it took half of itself down that'd be fine or right don't give him any idea yeah i'm all for making the game more difficult. i i am too but i want to wait until i get everything unlocked first. yeah make it difficult as soon as i get lost Search ↗
1507.040 i can try to make it for the hush. the thing about the hush is like, as long as you get to him, even if you have shitty tears, as long as you do well on the fight and have enough health, you can beat it. yeah. because an op build doesn't help you on that fight at all. so... right. there's some like pros and cons to that. i would agree with that assessment. i'm on the fence still about whether or not i enjoy it, but that's okay. life goes on. Search ↗
1936.640 i'm gonna have to face check the next three rooms so i get another roll just to be able to live with my midas's touch. like, i'm prepared to lose some hearts just to get rid of this build. cobalt, do you have a strategy for fighting the hush yet? like, do you do the thing where you wait a couple of seconds between shots? um, no. i just go all out on him and then when he starts blowing in the wind i try to hug the corner. actually, all of the wind blowing is a pattern, so if you find a safe spot, um, Search ↗
3382.460 get him in five don't or something. it's really weird. like i'm like what's going on with these secret rooms here? and then like the ending video to greed mode shows like isaac getting boarded up behind like a wall and then you open it up and he's like a shop beggar looks like yeah, yeah, yeah, and he smiles or whatever i'm like, okay, that's like a secret room reference. like what's i Search ↗
4179.920 not this level. this is correct. after this, vince young went on to write breaking bad. which is how he it's a great story of redemption. that's good. what?! oh, it lagged! aww. i guess all those experiences at the cheesecake factory really gave him like a taste of the criminal underworld. no! alright, i killed myself. that was terrible. Search ↗
4408.320 oh, you fart boy. you did not call me a fart boy. i did just call you a fart boy. you can't do it. you're supposed to kill him when i go for that, rob. i had no ammo. oh. the collo oh, i didn't see where i was there. that was the wrong side of jump one for us, nick. hey, what's up, psychosocial? Search ↗
4746.440 no! rob, i tried to catch you and bring you back! whoa! i lost feathers from that! you're never gonna get those back, you know. no! shouldn't have gone in the middle. oh, i got him! can't get out though, can't get out! alright, alright, alright. work cool. work cool. Search ↗
5494.880 yes. what was bullshit that i wasn't on fire? because i did. yeah, for a second you were covered in napalm and completely not on fire. whoa, where did you come from luke skywalker? fell down. he's forced to leap on me. damn it! i had the high ground. it's supposed to make me the winner. well that's not a good move for you. oh, it must have been i had ammo. almost got him. got him. john liu film right there. almost got him. Search ↗
5872.460 oh i died wait how did you die i don't know i think your helmet fell on me wow right you got me though what what what what i don't know if it can rob my what happened a grenade hit my corpse which i believe then ricocheted over causing him to get disarmed and maybe shoot himself Search ↗
6511.640 very close, very close. oh! nice! i spit into that. should've realized that. should've realized that was gonna happen. it's the hell level! oh, what are even weapons? oh, it's this. caught him! i'm gonna be moving the spawn points to more open areas. alright, i got a net. i mean, i got netted and i... alright, i'm done. oh! there's nothing there! there's nothing there! why was there so long? Search ↗
6636.580 wait, what was the score after that? was it like super even again? woah! ahh... 6, 5, 4 something? oh, geez. oh, come on! wow! alright. i tried to get him when he came out the door. oh, come on. ahh, pardle a partum a stock um blues. oh, is this the game? okay. i'm going for it. Search ↗
6760.360 oh, he didn't go for it. i'm so confused! the mana evolved too much. oh jesus. alright. oh no. nope. nope. oh dang it. dang it popper. oh he got me. he got me good. that was like almost my last shot too. mama. oh, me! i just ducked a man. i got him boys. there were like three of us ducks there. what a needle threader. Search ↗
7437.280 peter dinklage is not the tall man. mmm. mmm. it's insulting. you can get a michael jackson in there. to him and the children. well it was either that or like, um, you know, go for like the jared fogle or something. tyrion lannister loses to a red rocket. 60 to 40. it's close. yeah, suck it. it was close. a tmz headline you really want to see. Search ↗
7705.960 well i think the question is like where does the money go for making them dead? you're buying extra things? buy the hookers to your private island to kill them. r2d2's biggest complaint. beep boop beep. or c3po just not into him. Search ↗
7728.800 c3po is always bitching at him. he is, he is a little bit of a bitch. yeah, the beeps took it here. really? it was sensible. 71%. wow, i thought that was gonna lose real easy. the only thing worse than standing in a really long line is standing in a really long line for twitch merchandise or another really long line. Search ↗
8727.100 king kong is in there. oh, yeah, someone who's pretty close there. yeah. dragging his boner across skyscraper windows when he has to shit off the tower on the city, the film peter jackson made about him. for kongdong. kongdong. kongdong sounds great. kongdong. sounds like a city. welcome to kongdong. the moving 8 penis city. should have put his 8 foot glitter as... Search ↗
8795.440 damn. kong dong. oh no. 28%. oh, disaster. that's pretty close. peter jackson made about him. 36%. i did triple vote for that one. you did? that'd be soft. yeah, me too. Search ↗
8848.100 how was kongdong even relevant to the question? maybe he's ashamed of his kongdong. this guy has nothing wrong with that, i mean a lot of guys are. i was gonna put dragging his banana across the window. oh, that'd be pretty good. yeah. yeah, they never really go into that in the movie, but he probably had like a massive red rocket rocking the whole time when he was holding on to that fair maiden. it's possible. mmm. mmm hmm. what a way to shame him. Search ↗
10009.860 i hope i get that one. if you remember michelangelo's michelangelo's michelangelo? michelangelo? michelangelo? uh mona lisa 2 which was a painting of mona lisa's b hole or neil degrasse tyson cringing. i thought it was neil degrasse tyson crying at first and i kind of liked that better. just like him looking at like a comet in a single tear rolling down his face. tawny and oho Search ↗
10376.460 that's a fourth place answer, chat. just accept it. god damn it. king of amarillo, thank you for the subscription. nick still wins. but rob's performance was enough to vault him into third. well i guess that's... oh, the funky forest is the top answer as well. i guess that's it for today's show. why don't we pimp our channels? we'll start with cobalt streak. Search ↗
11729.460 oh, that's actually brilliant. i didn't even realize that. yeah, that's kind of how we ended up doing it. richard just, when i went to bed, i tried to do it the normal way to see how many i could get and i got like 140. and he just stood there and did one coin at a time because it was actually faster. just resetting greed and killing him 700 times. i thought you were just going to say it was an act of domination. you just go, look, i can beat you a million times through the time space continuum. no. actually a practical reason. they made it easier, actually, to put money on the machine. Search ↗
11758.100 and edmund tweeted, the few have made it easier for the many. and i guess that's what he was talking about was that we can now put more money in our machines or something. oh, if i lose this run i'm gonna be so pissed. i did forget how to fiddle. this evil eye is not cutting it. i can't even kill these coins fast enough anymore. i like to let him collect coins because the heal actually doesn't even hardly do anything. ah, okay. and then usually like Search ↗
11799.300 if i have an ephame or something, which puts a circular brim that kind of pulsates around you, you can just let him... all the keys spawn in the doors, and you run into the enemies to proc your ephame, and then you get like eight blackhearts instantly. oh jesus. like for one, yeah. because you're killing so many things with it and it produces so many blackhearts. it's kind of op. Search ↗

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1753.300 expand the krampus item pool, but well we can only hope well. i told him about a year ago we can hold on to that. hope like we do for new metroid games, but i will say you know i don't want to i don't want to act like i'm necessarily responsible for this but another thing i harped on was like the golden chess pool should have more items and now stevens in there and Search ↗
1897.840 yesterday i did a hush fight and when i went into the room on the right one of the rocks at the bottom broke and happened to be a crawl space and i was very confused by that. is that like stud finder? did you have stud finder? no, i had no weird items it was just randomly just decided it just opened. very strange. so fate plus two layers of flying why not. oh bumbo get coin. take him. what is this? bumbo did nothing. lusty blood. Search ↗
1972.400 and all forthcoming bosses will suffer my wrath. bumbo? okay, i'll try and give bumbo all the coins from now on, i promise. is this a new meme? have i discovered the bumbo meme? i think you've discovered the bumbo meme. okay. are you undiscovered the bumbo? you discovered a new meme starring bumbo. oh, is this the guy that turns into like a super beggar or something? i believe so, yes. alright, that makes sense why they want me to give him coins so bad. umm... Search ↗
2069.720 or it could just be a bug, also. bumbo's transformed, man. maybe bumbo is part of the arg. give him 109 coins, see what he does. i'm gonna have yeah, bumbo, eat all the coins, dog! i'm gonna get you fed as hell on green mode here. egg whites. whoa. bumbo never go away. he's like just chilling on the screen. he's not moving anymore. oh no, what have you done? bumbo's gotten a little too fed, he needs to take a little nap. bumbo for smash? Search ↗
2110.720 well, it's not carried away. we haven't even got linkle yet. all right, bumbo. you want some more coins, buddy? there you go. why is his name so easily to easily memeable? it's perfect. how many coins should i give bumbo? 109. i mean like does he ever get here you go. does he ever get strong? oh here he goes look at him go. oh, he's he's fucking happy about that. i just gave him 10 cents and now he's shooting. Search ↗
2175.740 does he get stronger from this point onwards? because like max all round. yeah, yeah, we're on the same wavelength here for sure. i want to give him more but there's no more coins. i'll just clear this floor. he wants coins. i'm gonna give him coins. this is max level bumbo. okay. oh. so i will bumbo. Search ↗
2284.640 yeah, you should feed bumbo. bumbo's already fed as heck. are there bosses here? cuz i'm just blazing through them. i can't see him. suicide king card. oh, that could be fun. i see, i see. i'm thinking of odd mushroom. why not take bob's brain? you have pyro. bob's brain is a good item and i don't want to disrespect it by having to compare it to bumbo constantly. Search ↗
3892.260 alright, i have beaten the tutorial. do i have to beat the tutorial? no, i think i'm good. what the cat, stop licking my hand! i'm trying to change the scene! that's not the scene, that's my ad that i did for my shirt! i bet it's tomo licking your hand. it's ryuka, he's fucking mad. stop licking my hand. why is he so mad? i don't know. he's a cat. you think i can speak to him? i can't speak to him. maybe you can. man, the computer sucks balls with this. yeah, they're like really bad. Search ↗
3925.060 he's licking my arm hair! that's gross. it's amazing that he's able to not lick your arm but just your arm hair. this is a weirdo! what a weirdo! bumbo wants to eat go gurt. have you sent me an invite, nick? i haven't figured out how that works. i tried to invite you but it just says i've invited no friends found. maybe start a lobby and we can join on him? that's what i'm doing. oh yeah, yeah, i'll try to join on him. Search ↗
4517.860 rock cease and desist. have they made one for jacksepticeye yet? probably. seems like there should be one for him. oh, this is different! oh! Search ↗
4725.300 the sloth, i have to, i can't be mad at them because the sloth did not look right. i want it because it doesn't look right. it was just a brown streak. and like a sloth he's like a cobalt and brown streak together for the first time. a bipedal sloth does not look right. like, oh no! did he have the fucked up claws and everything? yeah, and the claws were just like dragging behind him like he wasn't even really running. oh no. Search ↗
5310.800 wow. stop breathing. is that robocop? are you going for a robocop thing? cute. yeah. kind of a depressed robocop. stop breathing. knock it off, guys. that's him spinning his final directive to himself. oh no. doesn't the sergeant have to tell him that? kat, don't get in front of the screen. i'm gonna be flying blind. great job. great job. Search ↗
5369.900 that's like it. are you a bull? got him that's really bad joke i'll just i'll just put it out there. i'll just get it out there before you know anybody else has to know dad are you a bull? yeah, give me a shark man. i tackled you anyway tackle steve faster that's black ops 3 Search ↗
5915.940 hey, did you guys notice that i won a round? yeah, that was pretty great. i'm dead now. yeah, i see that. oh, we can make it. what is that box looking at the wall? watch that box, you don't want to stub your toe or something. shardsman, thank you very much for the subscription. i remember him from mega man 11. alright, i'm dead. there we go. so when are you guys gonna do the three hours of fallout 4 and nls sets? i already did that on monday. yeah, i did it too. Search ↗
6043.260 i hope she doesn't watch your stream. i hope so too. look at that dead body flop for the victory man, that was pretty great. it's cause he laid down in the air. he soldier boyed it. did he tell him? superman. are we supposed to be using angles like hardcore now? angles in action is what it's about. alright yep, i got hit by that. bear how did you get out of that one? i don't know, i'm still going though. it's not fair. Search ↗
6247.340 super smash bros 4 is a little bit more technically impressive than 99 nights. i hope i'm not rumbling too many feathers for the past 8. i actually legitimately disagree with you. that is a line straight from a review of the game. alright, that's a fucked up little gate thing. don't let him hear you say that. not insulting the wii u. it's just literal truth. Search ↗
6340.900 who doesn't who called sean paul goofy sean paul is pretty funny. isn't he there? wow, so you're calling him goofy yeah, i'm squirreling away art that i'd want to diminish it's like a sean paul's big head man. yeah, fuck you sean paul. you're really goofy. oh Search ↗
6362.680 didn't we find out? no, very derisive. like the thing that happened to him is he's just in jail for like 20 years or something? no, he's very much alive. oh, okay. and like living outside of jail. i had heard that he was in jail because he was squirreling away art for roughly 20 years. he's not in jail. that's good. what if you would get to the point where you like have so much gravitas in the internet world that if you actually started to joke about sean paul being dead it would be like legitimate news. markiplier can't do that. Search ↗
6423.400 what do you care about making your store name? you're paying the bills so your kids can go to college. i guess, but i don't know, i always found that weird. in new york there's always like, oh, you know, 5th street deli. it's like, well, okay, yes, that is true, that's what it is, but i mean, you just spent like 250 grand on a store, you know, give it like a little bit more... rob, markiplier doesn't call him let's play, his kids can't go to college. you guys are both so equally upset about this that you can't possibly... Search ↗
7684.500 got him on this patch. it's an axe to the face. it's actually a hammer also, this isn't dotus. there's no one named axe axe attacks that's an axe quote that is yeah so that is better really good running things so far in the first quarter of brawl hall though where somebody says something and then the other person observes what they said i'll go probably would have preferred to have the bomb to be honest link well. it's gone now. oh Search ↗
8532.400 a horse being on fire is a serious problem for the settlement. well, unless it's some kind of like death nightmare horse. yeah, that's not a problem. hey guys, there's a horse on fire outside. oh, was it one of the harbinger's of the apocalypse? let it be then. they are wont to do this. oh! how do these not kills? cause you're bad, that's how. yeah, i probably am. got him. Search ↗
9628.800 i used to have a roommate, we'd play smash 64 and you'd get really salty if anybody had like a higher controller port than him. because apparently that literally is like the last tiebreaker for priority. is are you in controller port one? like anyone who's in a controller port closer to one has better priority. you'd like hit the button like a half second faster, you'd be like, fucking give me controller one man. Search ↗
9655.660 what happens if he would lose on controller one? oftentimes he would just throw the controller down walk away. that's a power play stop throwing your sword at me. it became hard to take him seriously at times all right, this is getting out of hand here. oh, here we go. i found it. oh Search ↗
9684.560 the tale of the stranger's candy was created by a man named ronald clark o'brien after his son was killed by eating a pixie stick laced with poison. that's fu oh. o'brien claimed that his son got the candy after he'd gone trick or treating but had no clue as to which house gave it to him. however, it soon came to light that it was o'brien himself who gave the candy to his son as well as his daughter and three other children. wow! in an attempt to cash in on his son's life insurance policy and help with o'brien. wow! Search ↗
9739.200 on the halloween evening of 2008, a convicted drug dealer named quentin patrick fell into a bout of paranoia when his doorbell rang. i already don't like him. and he assumed it was rival gang members there to collect on patrick's life on halloween. and in retaliation, patrick grabbed an ak 47 and fired nearly 30 shots blindly into his door. ha! and killed the family. wow. wow. wow, they were trick or treating. Search ↗

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