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oh yeah, i guess you have a better apartment now, so that's good. hey, tomo's here too. tomo! nice, tomos. that's pretty wild, i've never heard that happen. i made fun of her and she wants to break up, what should i do? you should say you're sorry. and get back together if you want to. that's very true. that's a really sad reason to have a fight. it's extremely minor.
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walk along the road... thank you very much tiki500 for the 11 months in a row! sweet. this game has pretty good music actually on the title screen, i don't remember hearing it last time. online co op. that's weird, break up with her like jerry seinfeld would. yeah, jerry seinfeld's kind of an asshole in the television show jerry seinfeld. he always is like, i like my girlfriend! but she's got big hands! and then... george is like, you gotta break up with her jerry. big hands will never go well!
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this really sounds like a thing that happened in seinfeld. i knew a girl in high school, she had big hands. what happened to her, george? she got into big trouble, jerry! that's what happened. big trouble! how are you that good at that? that's not that good. ah, ah, okay, one sec, i gotta change the settings. fucking hell. resolution. they sounded like seinfeld.
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acknowledged it all. that's wild. john hendren, thanks for joining us. edward snowden on twitter! yeah, people are weird. it was really good. thanks very much josh un for the two months in a row resubscriptions. welcome back. i'm gonna shoot this log with some lasers if i can get in the right spot. the host just didn't give a fuck. yeah, she was like... i don't know if she hated her job or she loved it, but... underdogs on top either way. yeah, the host wasn't paying attention. i think that's true.
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they just don't listen to their interviewees at all? well, once he's like, you know, he has scissors for hands, he thought she would have clued in, but i guess she just, it just hit her as a metaphor or something like that. or it's just like, i can't go off the rails because we have so little time to even banter anyway, so even if i knew what to say to you, it would waste time. yeah, i don't know man. it was pretty sweet. feels like a good, uh, what is it, uh, that uh, place that does the articles that i keep linking? verge.
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yeah, might've been one of the eight. if she just had like ten sets of quintuplets in a row, she's already more than half the way there. i hope she vasileski'd up her vag, just god damn! hee hee! you you what? i don't know. vasilele? we don't have a cow! we have a vasilevski. hee hee!
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kate likes it, that's the most important thing. gelatinous blob is a good thing, right? did you hear her laugh from the other room? no, she laughed in chat. that's how i know i hit gold. if i can get you to say that kate laughed from the other room and you heard it. especially now that you got soundproofing stuff. like that stands for something. yeah, okay, this mcnugget here got it right. murph and turf in a game. what could be better? i mean, i could have landed on that eventually. but i didn't.
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found her! he did it! here she is! katniss everdeen! the corpse on fire. poor katniss. suicide king. should i suicide king? i have a life. don't ever call me king. i am not a half leopard fighter from the tekken tournament. he was a great wrestler though.
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no, i don't think i'll ever do another 52 hour stream chat. but thanks. i hope you do like one more time in your life. just one more time. i think we probably caught that at like the tail end of our natural biological window. oh, yeah maybe. i don't know if i've got an image to do a 52 hour stream anymore. i could probably do it, but i don't want to. i don't think my wife would be very pleased. well make her part of it. i don't think that would make it any better.
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like there'd be like complete cabin depressurization everyone would just pass out and throw up in their own mouths and die i would make sure that my own mask is secured before i assist with the putting on the mask of anyone else that is my favorite part of every in flight security video when they have like a six year old kid and the planes gonna crash and the mother puts her own mask on and the kid is just patiently waiting for the mother to put her own mask on because the kid can't wait for my mask. yeah, right. oh
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sorry, i'm just concentrating. that's alright. limbo 2, furthest run ever. try to promote literacy. it's actually not called limbo 2, it's called something else. oh, okay. that would have been the easy way out. those are all charges. oh, that smells so good. oh, oh, oh. i showed that to lynn, she hated it. she hated great lady falls! yeah, she was not into it. because of her human empathy, where she was like, this lady's hurt? nah, i don't think she found the noise to be funny or something, so... what?!
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i wish i had more ninja games to talk about, honestly. there's not that many. there's like, there's an okay amount. ninja gaiden, shinobi. yeah, that's the main two. tenchu. tenchu, yeah, tenchu. that one's kind of off in another realm. what about bayonetta? is she a ninja? she's not, but she acts like one. she could be an honorary ninja. she has a sword. she can have a sword. she often uses her gun heals. what about raiden?
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i just don't know how he's doing. i can imagine kathy griffin, but i can't ever imagine what her voice sounds like because i don't think i've ever given her enough time to speak. she's on television. because she's a woman? no, it's because i don't... i don't know. maybe. maybe. wow, we're getting a lot of stuff out here today. it's not true. toenail clip things i don't want. those are bad, right? yes, those are dangerous.
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craig brady is the steve buscemi character from the commercial with the brady bunch. buscemi makes it sound like a type of sushi. that's sashimi, except on halloween. her name is yoshimi, got a black belt and karate. hey, hey! i remember that. that's a really good song. it's a great album, man. it is a great album, you're right.
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her name is shoshana. is that it there? black belt from giana. sketchy online dojo. run by a guy who used to be an assistant manager at the local hojo. but she knows that it's non binding to leave your room earlier.
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maybe not then well she hasn't been nerfed necessarily. no the charges changed from two to four i believe it's two to four yeah, i don't know what are your feelings on lilith from like a non greed mode perspective? i like her all right. i got no problems with her well. that's just fun to me i i find her
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i don't want to say i find her extremely underpowered because that's like i'm trying to pass it off as fact but i've never really had a run with lilith except for the first daily where i was like this is worth it like every run i'm like yeah, you got the damage and tears bonus, but i'd like rather just have it
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i chugged it for a streaming challenge once. oh, i understand then. yeah, that makes sense. and it was hidden valley. of course! and i thought that the good i did the value range first one year, and then we tried to bring the challenge back, which was a mistake, and i went with her for the better stuff, and it was worse! it had more texture and like little herbs in it, and i was like, this is just not even going down.
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oh yeah, i got an idea playing as the lost. let's go fight lust on this narrow ass room. good idea. alright, gotta bait her up and then go down. yeah, i got a little lucky there. bait her up. the ragmans are really annoying in those rooms. yes. with the chest. this is correct. d4 you little bitch. this is a good run man. fuck off. yes. three deals with the devil. i don't want to d4 yet. you gotta live long enough so that we can get like 20 items and then reroll.
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your mom was high as hell when i fucked her last night. yo, dog, that's there's some uncomfortable, uh, you know, interpretations of that, uh, that message there. i don't understand, did someone even say high as hell? did i say high as hell? did chad say high as hell? maybe they didn't met us, you just say somebody fucked your mom for no reason. and she's your mom's addicted to needle drugs. ooh, that's pretty rude.
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i blew this thing up. it was full of fucking bees the only thing is full of beads these days. how do you use the sword without just throwing it fox? what's your sword button? i don't know. that's what i i'm just trying to figure that shit out now. oh, he's coming at me you uh, you jump and you always hit on the way down really? yeah, try it. i don't know about that one. no, i killed her out with it by doing that hold run i always do i lost my freaking sword. oh, there it is. oh, oh
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so good. some of that dark purple stuff. i played commander once in my life. it was very confusing, but i see the appeal. i'm just not... i'm not at that level quite yet. i played canasta with your grandma. yeah, you pushed her down the stairs? yeah, you never guess what i did after that. oh, i'm mr. buzzfeed. did you take her to the hospital? no, i made the whole universe my slave.
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it's like, um, like the whole world is winter chill. and we can design you and her work and something like that. pretty decent. i heard that song so much. renee just played it all the time. renee is a crazy gal. she's a musical lady. mostly her flangilance. that's a fancy word for farting.
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she didn't really fart that much. i slept in her bed once, it didn't smell of farts. yeah, she seemed pretty clean. do an alice cooper impression? no more, mr. nice, get on something like that. oh, you picked the wrong song, motherfucker. which school's out? feed my frankenstein! undead. thank you, alice from the brady bunch.
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i'm gonna send you guys some butter in your p.o. box and when you open it for your next video it's just gonna melt all over kate. you'll have groceries in the car! thus solidifying her hatred of... butter. oh my god, i just rocketed myself that was pretty awesome. are there time sensitive groceries? it's full of butter. is there any butter? are there any... diglets? oh i get it.
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fucking right there bud! oh! passing me another beer! oh this fucking game is gonna rip her up there good, eh? oh lord. i got destroyed. yeah you were actually like a mile and a half away from me at the time of death. i got knocked the eff out. al burton, is that tim burton's brother? that's tim horton's brother.
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when we were talking to him. when i was jerking off. the pictures of him. my tears explode for no reason. that's fruitcake for ya. oh, nailed her. nick, are you on fruitcake land? yeah, i'm on fruitcake land versus mom. i'm on dankdepps1.
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that's the best case scenario for a cat really. he ran out and like got in between her feet and tried to knock her over. like some america's funniest home videos shit. well, if he hit you in the balls it would be. yeah with the 1980s toboggan.
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yeah, that's forever 21. is it? h&m. abercrombie and fitch. everybody i know is just like, i'm scared of that sober. i like those that wear abercrombie and fitch. uh, i'd take her if i had one wish. she's been gone since last summer? yeah, something like that. you know that lead singer who died of like, uh, he died of leukemia? really? well, that's sad. yeah. it's very unsumptuous. it's definitely not not sad, i'll tell you that much.
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what are you here for she's coming here this lady is she's disrupting my productivity tell her i said hi, okay, say josh that hi kate oh, johnny cover 97. thanks for the subscription from 62 minutes ago. i'm much appreciated
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that one puts us in our place a little better. that wasn't a gold? no, not this time. put your back. this fucking guy just hit me. that wasn't a gold. he hit her way. oh shit. you gotta use your rockets to get down to earth faster. oh i love it. i love it. i want some more of it. we're such casual. we're actually gonna win a game. yes! yeah! oh! oh! that was nice. just beautiful.
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gotta poke her on this if you know what i mean. that's like the south park kids riding scrotum mcbooger balls. oh my god. south park kids are actually more clever than that. well, like that episode in particular just kind of seemed like they were riding as fifth graders. which i enjoy being a fifth grader myself. are you smarter than a fifth grader? i don't think i would be. i don't like that at all. oh boy. he's trying to dunk a cheetah to us! no!
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it's gonna be a nightmare though. we unlocked all the good stuff before they nerfed the characters. like we did all of the azazel unlocks. i actually made a lot of progress in just the regular game by doing azazel runs because he's quick and you can get through those targeted areas to unlock, you know, the chest, the cathedral, all that good stuff. and then lilith as well! like even greed mode in her regular mode with her box? like i'm not gonna let out before any of that got nerfed, so...
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i feel like lilith is still pretty good in greed mode, but in regular mode i've had some good runs, but i'm still like man i wish she wasn't so good in greed mode that she had to be nerfed in regular mode as well because i don't think she's that good still but i might be still in the minority there. i don't know. i like her but i don't have problems with using like a baby chasing me to as main tiers like it's i feel like it's like isaac's heart mixed with like
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tries to live and like she walks in and like her kid is watching the tv and it's just like blank and shit yeah, there's something going on with that. i don't remember too much except like a deer jumping through naomi watts's car oh wait, i remember that too. maybe i did see that. yeah oh no
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i got the god shrink item or whatever the gods flesh, but i've never actually found it in an actual run before mmm. yeah, i had that same situation yesterday. i got it like three times in a row in greed mode for some weird reason yeah, i found it in greed mode, but i haven't found it in her actual run what is this the golden doctors remote teleport 2.0? it makes my what it does sure so basically it'll pick a room that you haven't explored yet and
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what is an ass popping? is that like a... it's like her ass is filled with saline or something and then it all just hangs out. oh, you're a... champagne picture? it's like a prolapsed... oh, okay. alright, i see that. no, no, no, no. alright. i don't want any of that. let the player vote. i like the word prolapsed. adam savage shows all got like 53, 55.
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middle aged lady like raising her arms in a meadow as the sun comes up, and it's like finally free to do whatever you want after taking this your ass will stop bleeding may cause ass bleeding it calls blindness may cause swelling your ass isn't bleeding anymore has won 66 to 34 whoo can i get that problem checked out you really should? hello
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did you see that video of the kid beating her chest at the zoo and then the gorilla just sprints over and breaks the window? that gorilla was nearly out of that cage. he really was! that'd be fucking horrifying! he was like one pound of pressure more from murdering all those children. just ripping their limbs right off. if you hear honey on your genitals, 53% wins.
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a bad thing to say to your date's parents. i see where she gets her butt, or you want some fuck. god damn it. alright. fair enough. i was trapped on that one, i'm very sorry. no no no, that's fair enough. i'm not even mad. i'm glad that you went with just the letter u as well. yeah, of course. that's a lot.
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yeah, egg opa sarang hey, i love you egg father. the white knife. cracking up these games. shiny zebra. the jacko 189. jmanvy. or j m onvy. hallie96. it's probably hallie berry. think she was born in 96? boy that would make her like 19 now. that would make her 5 when she was in swordfish, which i have a little bit of a problem with. in like 6 when she's in monster's ball. xander dota. hainongman.
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kimchimalk and king of amarillo. thank you guys so much for the support. and thanks for watching. thanks to those of you who made an effort to watch without adblock. kobalt's streaming after this. nick is streaming after this. kate is streaming after this. what are you playing, kate? kate's gonna play fallout 4. where's that game? go over there and check out her character. she's gonna do the daily first, then she's gonna play fallout 4. don't tell me halle berry was born in the year 19,666.
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so you think you'll actually make some duck game levels? maybe if i get some time man like yeah, that's what i said to you every time. i know i want to beat fallout and i've been streaming a lot and when i get off stream i'm like at my girlfriend's right now, so we're spending time with each other hanging out, and then she's streaming so it's like and then i've been doing stuff on her stream too with her so it's been like 15 hour stream days so i really don't have time to chill
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cobalt has no chill. what does that mean? doesn't sound nice. i want to chill. it's not a saying you can cobalt and chill. i cobalt and chill all the time. i think a lot of your viewers do. yeah, because they're awesome. yeah, we were playing the new guitar hero last night and battling each other on her channel.
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pass them on to kate and, oh holy mantle, she's been giving them away on her afterbirth streams. i think we may still have some left, but i've basically left her in control of those. so if you watch our stream tonight at 9 p.m. pacific standard time, you will probably be able to have a chance. just want to say thanks very much to lady acastamere for the generous dollar donation. just saying thanks to us for making her laugh and my condolences her grandma passed recently, so.
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yeah, you'd think that would have shown up. that would have been priority i would think. that's gotta be like the number one story on cnn unless lindsay lohan accidentally showed her labia again. i don't know why that's such a fuss when somebody shows their labia. it's not that bad. wait, wait. hold on, was that a thing that happened? probably back in like 2008 or something.
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so i heard labias are up this week. yeah labias is pretty good. i guess feel about labias. no administration fees on the eris fund. but eris shows her labia you win money. eris from final fantasy vii? yeah she's confirmed to be in smash brothers and she shows her labia. wow. it's eris in the japanese version of the game. wow. jeez. we don't even acknowledge anymore that some people say eris. cause you rearrange the letters it spells i earth.
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angel is more middle name. oh, damn, you still got me with that. angel is pretty sweet. i like hanging with her. she's got an axe and a spear which are like two of my favorite weapons. they're really like, pogoing on your head. oh, disaster. oh, oh, oh, get that away from me! oh, you will never get this.
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i think the elven bow girl's obvious strength is in her bow and not necessarily anything else. what about her dog? well, the other thing she has is like that... whatever that is called. i don't know, the two hand weapons. i'm not a fan of those ever. she's a jacked off! see here's the thing, you call the sai a jacked off. i don't even know anymore man. i got nothing in the field of animal name knowledge.
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cas is kinda cleaning house though. yeah destroying us all there you go. there you go problem solved. it's so much better having the names on yeah. yeah, it's nice like being out then we know who to gang up on when they're winning what i think i think the bow and arrow girl is kind of like a strategic character because she has a lot of attacks that can go diagonally so you kind of want to use her for spacing a whole
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he's got a real linkle vibe about her. i don't even want to be verrazza, let's be brin. no, we've already been brin, let's be asuri. i want my name to be spaghetti. ah, spaghetti! ah, suli! that's pretty good. this is a poor man's nash. i'm gonna play as like mad max guy over here. oh, verrazza! get out of it. that's not mad max, that's verrazza. verrazza obama. there we go. bear claws and a steel charged saber. my favorite wu tang song.
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nice all right. sorry is okay. i like her. yeah, sir. he's not bad. i hate her rob you just have to conflict our opinions. i really do yeah, you just gotta do it. that's my jam i'm pretty good at it. i guess there's gonna be one more if there's one more slot here i think brynn random random random
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she wasn't talking to the horse, she was talking to the horse cab driver. she has her baby carriage there. and i'm looking at the horse and she has her back turned to the horse. the horse cab driver has his back turned to it as well. and the horse is sitting in front of the baby carriage. fucking double ko guys. jesus. oh my god.
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i'm gonna pick that one up. andro bama? wasn't that hard to follow to be honest? andromeda? no, i thought you'd be like rob ama? rob and obama? i don't know. rob, your character is literally a ninja. yeah, yeah. she's moving around everywhere. you're just aware now of hattori's moves. i've been using her for ages. that surprised me. she was very nimble. it seems like she has new moves, frankly. i love moves.
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kongdong. wife taffy's requesting that we calm down on the bears dick talk i guess. okay well you know. it's not her decision is it? i guess not yeah she's not really in creative control here. are you co opting bears dick? i think he's applying the franchise tag to it actually. from franchising it.
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that's a lot of dresses. she was a bridesmaid 27 times. but instead of thinking her life was rich because of her bounty of people who considered her a great friend, she was very sad because she got no one to stick it to her on a regular basis. the devil deal item that looks like a stomach, that's a cambion conception, right? yeah, it's uh that gives you a random chance to get a friend sometimes? yeah, i think it's actually okay.
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he got her number. he slammed her up. wait, okay. you know what the actress's name is in good will hunting? oh, i know i do know but i forgot. mini driver. also the name of my dick! it's like a golf club? the mini driver. mini driver is the black haired woman? yes. okay. there's no there's another woman in the film who has i think a swedish last name that i forgot the name of. that is...
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there is so you start out with the baseline which is these three women are talking about like what they like in a man and then the first one's like i want someone who can be my best friend and the other ones like i want someone who has a good sense of humor and then the third one chimes in with something ridiculously nihilistic and then that's just how the sketch progresses and then they give her a
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they give her an arena with which to demonstrate her unusual taste. yeah, i was even going to go so far as to, you know, showcase a man who exhibits these, you know, attributes capable of having a conversation with a woman at the bar. and somehow it isn't about how we're all going to die someday. she sees, like, inspiration in that, you know? she thinks maybe, you know, there might be more to life than this whole there's nothing but life sort of thing.
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what's your problem with helen hunt? no, i don't have a problem with helen hunt. i just didn't know she was still america's sweetheart. yeah, i thought melissa joan hart was american sweetheart. yeah, american sweetheart. she's even got hart in her name. melissa joan sweetheart. i thought jollisa... jollisa monehart? it's gone too far. jollisa monehart is absolutely her porn name. yeah, that's her porn name. jollisa monehart. oh my god, this is not going well.
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we're gonna get tweeted by her man, she tweets everybody. does she? you only have to be like semi twitter famous to get subtweeted by melissa joan hart. that's perfect! she coming on the show? i bet she'll do it man, she's probably not doing much else these days. wow! see now i'm trying to get shot and fired by melissa joan hart at me, i just want more twitter followers. more like sabrina the middle aged bitch. whoa!
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come on, nick. i can't believe it. thank you very much to tamps for that tip. i can't believe you can do this. i can't believe you've done this. i can't believe you've done this. i can't believe i'm michael caine. michael, the gun's in your hand, mate! you killed her! oh man. that got dark. i killed her. i killed her.
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is that just like a local restaurant? harvey's is a canadian fast food chain. okay. i'd fuck the chick from chick fil a. i'd fill her a. okay! i'd fuck the dairy queen. i thought that would work. the dairy best queen. have we ever actually seen the dairy queen? for sharing a banana supreme. who is this?
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dan42 says, what about the wendy's girl? you missed why that's a big fallacy. we already tackled that. yeah, we can't do that. we already tackled the wendy's girl and tied her up and put her on a truck. wow, alright. okay, no. no. good save. what?! what about randy newman? randy newman is also a singer. i'd fuck a domino. randy newman would definitely fuck the burger king. i'm just saying.
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right? it's pretty good. it's something to give to one another. it's not a one way transfer. okay. passionate mermaid blowjobs. is the name of my ship. blowjobs for her. you just fertilize the eggs? how do you do that? i don't know much about mermaid physiology to be honest. do they have a cloaca?
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and the supermodel is dead. her shotgun can't save her, she can't even end her own suffering with it. luigi mario, apocalypse, kaiju, throw down. time's done. i'm ready, bear. ain't nobody impervious to frostbreath, motherfucker. you think this is some kind of kiddie school playground bullshit, frostbreath? this is that full torrential force, gale wins,
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