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and then everyone would look at him and be like, what the hell's your deal? sherlock! sherlock, that's not in keeping with social norms, sherlock. he's like, fuck you, i don't care about social norms at all, i'm sherlock. sherlock, you're acting in a way that's slightly inappropriate on a societal level. mostly mrs. hudson that didn't like it. she's a wild lady though. yeah, she's a wild lady.
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and now why don't you hate harry potter? i kind of i did hate harry potter when i was like in seventh grade cuz it i was like a proto hipster. i was a hipster before it was cool. i met a hipster. it's there was a proto meta hipster. okay, maybe if we're being specific we are it's part of the sub genre of meta hipsters fucking hell. i died without trying to i
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this really sounds like a thing that happened in seinfeld. i knew a girl in high school, she had big hands. what happened to her, george? she got into big trouble, jerry! that's what happened. big trouble! how are you that good at that? that's not that good. ah, ah, okay, one sec, i gotta change the settings. fucking hell. resolution. they sounded like seinfeld.
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called it perfect timing ah i can't turn back the other way cuz i'm a freaking crab still yeah, i don't think that's going anywhere my crab wore off or my mushroom wore off anyway. i don't think i was tripping i think i picked up a mushroom item i'm sorry. i picked up a crab based item. did you have your neen on cuz? then it's straight tripping. that's usually when you do that. oh, henrik's mean you're dead as hell. you can take that banana bread
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alright, i'm gonna win this one. it's possible. but i mean like pretty unlikely because i'm gonna knock you in the drink. they mate for life? what? bowls? bowls? do they? what the hell is this? this is not a baseball. this is a slime. no! it is my slime bomb! haha! oh no it's a ghost! i'm back! uh oh. i'm back baby, i'm like shrek. hey whatever happened to mike myers? just another loss to me. what do you mean whatever happened? he was in inglorious basterds.
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yeah he did. fucking died. he's like rotted to shit now at this point. he's probably a skeleton. well, you know, why he took it in that direction, but... he is kinda skeleton like already. oh yeah, i guess it didn't take him very long. yeah. sorry michael. it was like that key and peele sketch where they make fun of hell's kitchen. so like, you know, your dish was really good at being bad. oh, i'm sorry chef. i mean michael jackson bad.
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did he though? well all the sex he did, i don't know about the having children part. he's had intercourse at least 87 times but you know how stressful it is to have one kid? can you imagine having 87 kids? you know what? his life was probably a total nightmare. that was part of my actual graduating class. he could have fostered every child that graduated with me at the same time. dude, nipple my son. yeah i agree. someone said dan gheesling's here. gross. hi dan! get the hell out of here. dan. dan.
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eggnog. oh. you know how many people wanted dan to immediately be back on the show after that vlog? if i say some stupid shit, people are like, and now you're baked right now. dan comes on and is like, you know what croissants are made of? eggnog. and everyone's like, oh. and all i get is that nick needs to shut the fuck up constantly. but dan is fucking funny as hell. he is pretty funny though. dan's a funny guy. we're jealous.
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illuminated to green that you remember him, but you just don't speak to him i guess cuz you don't like him or something. oh, that's not true. i've won my azazel run. i can stop anytime now i've finished my run, but i'm sure that's what the hell say i'm clearing the floor. i have to use i'm using my onk on blue baby. so this fight is gonna be pretty interesting. yeah, i thought that was like towelie for a second. you wanna get high?
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thank you everybody that bought my shirts because we just sold another 40 shirts the other day. you guys are wild. it's nearly 600 shirts! that's a lot of shirts. who the hell? like how do you sell that many shirts? thank you. i had rob alpaca patrol. should i like be online like...
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what a condition what a thing that i was gonna yeah, what would it could have shoulda woulda see you in hell fuck boy you guys see that high heeled shoe in the background? i saw it coming fuck i do see that high heeled shoe. what is that doing? oh
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this is a great time to pimp the crab bucket industries t shirt over at the district lines comm slash northern line because that's exactly what the hell just happened right there full on crab and bucket strategies there do whatever strategies they like? yeah, especially if i win thank you. yeah thank you for your seven months in the row supporting me. thank you. yeah, chris yeah, i get to use that don't go
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it's uh, it's you know. i don't really play shooters too much, so i'm not the best at shooters but that being said it's it's a hell of a lot of fun does it look as good as it looked in the previews like does it look like it runs at like 90 fps? the graphics are were really smooth. i only crashed one time when i was trying to test stream at last night i think i played for a couple hours. that's pretty good um
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i have to have. the game keeps being a hater, i don't think i'm just hating. i think i was looking at it as objectively as possible and i think there were some kind of annoying rifts that happened in it. specifically the forest zone. the rest were like pretty fine. like the salt factory and hospital were like pretty good actually. hell was maybe a little overwrought and rapture just had a little too much operatic singing for my taste. for me i just can't uh...
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yeah, i was in a weird place. i don't know if you guys are gonna get it. in a weird place? did you go like between the walls somehow? that feels like a thing you would do. very deep. like a crawlspace? no. like out of bounds maybe? i don't know. i was actually trying to give you clues like scooby doo or anything. it's really deep. it's deep and dark and you can hear yourself echo. like... in the caves! actually, no it wasn't. what the hell man?
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you like have a whoopee cushion that you blow up every so often? someone already told me i said big whoop would be a great name for like a novelty rapper. you know, like i'm big whoop and here's my club anthem. but then like 10 years from now everyone's like this song is goofy as hell. like they only play it as a joke. like can't touch this or something.
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i watch too much hell's kitchen and iron chef and cooking shows. i can't even cook at all. cutthroat kitchen, cupcake wars, i watch that. you've taken it a step too far. i can't join. i'm with cobalt actually. when cupcake wars comes on, i turn to tiny house. tiny house nation.
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yeah, the call hung up. i'm just gonna play meat boy for a while and if anyone shows up then that's cool. i don't know what the hell is wrong with the nls s these days. everything is falling to shit. this is what you get for building a new computer, ryab. you get mr. green man. also that totally didn't hit me. oh, a group call is coming in. am i a part of it? i don't feel like i'm a part of it. uhhhhh, end call.
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the weirdest thing you can buy at the vatican gift shop, cherubs with spread ass cheeks or altar boys. both very unaltered. oh man. what the hell is a cherub is what i want to know. a little baby angel. oh okay. that makes more sense now.
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and then it eventually started overheating to high hell. we need to go to level 2 stupid design where it's like you need to match the yellow with the yellow to make this computer work properly. some stupid shit like that. yeah, just make a bomb manual. oh, there you go. but then if they made it simple, people couldn't have jobs just sitting in a warehouse building custom keeping all the time? i have been disconnected, i'll say. yeah, same.
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mean you should be the hell would anyone say that it's like it's just a salty breakfast meat there's nothing wrong with it sausages did nothing wrong eat the sausage. oh my god. i'm playing so badly to start with here that's okay, though try not worrying about combos like it all for a while and just shoot everything and see how long you can live that way okay, i'll consider it. i think it's a nice way to go. i have just died though. that's okay sausage is better than bacon. well, i mean, i think it's like 5050. oh
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i've watched them play this game 69 times and i still have no idea what the hell is going on. maybe if you paid attention instead of playing your rebirth daily challenges at the same time, luke, we would actually be able to learn something. i'll try and explain it for you if you care. i don't mind it. don't give him the satisfaction.
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that's almost worse. it's thin and skinny. that's substantially worse. you should capture your mouse for this game. nothing i can say. i don't need to capture my mouse. i'm using the gamepad. just look for where his little zeppelin is. that's how you track what's going on. what's your favorite red hot chili peppers song? okay, you knew where that one was going apparently. yeah, a little zeppelin. oh my god! nick, what the hell, man? i don't know, what? to bring mayonnaise into it.
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the laser is... wait, what happened to your nuke? don't worry about it. did it explode? it's probably gone. you shot it at something. nukes are as nukes do. oh man, i was gonna... i had a good plan for that laser until you... you needed the shield, didn't you? uh, i needed this shield, you were correct. mess the shield up. alright, i'm probably just gonna die. i'm not sure yet. it is possible though. trying to send your thing straight down to hell where it belongs, but... that hurt quite a lot.
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speaking of star fox what the hell was that neon star fox game people kept talking about dan gheesling? he's telling us about there was it robbed neon star fox rob kept asking dan gheesling what the hell that game was and he kept saying neon star fox. yeah, dan it's impossible to get a straight answer out of that guy. i love that. he just invented a star fox game. well, i mean he he linked us a trailer and it looked like it i never saw it
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yeah, i forgot some of the intrinsic parts of his character. death's chemist, thank you very much for the subscription. that's the defining characteristic of goldmember. it's like number one he loves gold, number two he's from holland, and number three he eats his own skin. yeah. i've never eaten my own skin the way he has. sounds pretty bad. yeah, it's alright. what's this? emergency contact. wait, he opened gates? to hell? holy fuck dude!
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oh fuck, where is this last enemy? i love that was your first impression of that boss fight, like that's just the way that works. just like yeah, well you know, you just assume right? yeah. alright. i guess the doors form a big circle and i was like they probably try to trap you in and then if you go into one of those doors you like go to hell or something and you lose the game. i'm gonna lose so you guys are gonna have to go on that run without me. it's okay, we have been. we probably should have started with just like an isaac run, you know?
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bg1qln and vow 1981, thank you very much for the subscription as well. ah there's a cursor right here. what the hell is burning basement? what the fuck is this shit? yeah it's hard to see. you're so offended by it.
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i am, uh, you know, saying redmond hasn't patched that in yet. oh ho! dingle charges thrice! just subscribed. done all around, look at the jeez oh ho! oh my god, it's the burning bridges of hell!
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makes me sad. can't deny that. that is true, chat. i did play terraria with austin. that's who that is. last grey wolf. it was awesome. wouldn't it be sweet if you played terraria with steve austin? yeah! you wanna build a hellovator and he's like, oh hell yeah. i'd rather play it with you guys, honestly. that's very sweet, but i would rather play it with steve austin. yeah, me too. i mean, i'm just not gonna be dishonest. i wish you liked me as much as steve austin, but that's okay. i don't like anybody as much as steve austin, so... maybe the rock.
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ben cain. okay. ben. uh, anywho, uh, cain, i guess, i didn't watch hell in a cell, that was the last pay per view. it was like, last sunday or two sundays ago. yeah, that sounds awful. cain had to step down as director of operations because he lost to seth rollins. oh, so he didn't... is he part of the henry rollins band? no. oh. he's part of the authority. but he went to hell?
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in the cell? okay, so... so, i mean... kane has probably been to hell in the wwe universe because...
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hey, what isaac afterbirth episode are you on? 13 or something. yeah, it's been out for three days. that just uploaded his 13. yeah. who do you think is gonna be better? well, if he could actually do better on the dailies for once, we'd see. but, uh... what? ah, you scot! hell, i have my paternity test tomorrow. how tall am i? whoa! that was a great shot. thanks.
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glappos, thank you very much for this. ah, put on the plate of ashes on your head. whoa! oh, you fuckers! save me, josh! save me! josh, you didn't save him! it was the opposite of me saving him. i thought you were gonna save him! no. that was me dead. that was me deading. i'm deaded. knowledge. knowledge? knowledge. i'll see you in hell, fuckers.
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i've heard that there's some good stuff relating to that item. i've never had it myself. what the hell does it do? it has a four room recharge. use it. what does it do? please save. please say oh like i thought i meant like you know control s. please save us. save us! evan! what does it mean? don't use it they say.
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like i got it from the item room on the second floor. maybe i did too, i don't even know. it's very str woah! not cool, gertie jr. yeah, i'm taking about 100 hits from this gertie shit. oh, that oh, 69 donated! fucking hell. how does this work? i want more hp so i can pick up all these. i think i got ahh, i got a ahh! ugh! huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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monstro's long mom's knife. it's very strange. what if you have to do a lost run through agreed mode at 1 49 in the morning on the 10th of the month, 9th day and d 100 yourself nine times? i'm gonna stop you right there. you do. oh shit. what is monstro's long mom's knife do? what is that? the longer you charge, the more knives you shoot out in like random directions. oh, that sounds cool as hell. i like that.
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and it's gonna take a while to do that, so let's just sit back and enjoy the greed a greed. i'm still having a good time. i think i've just got epic feet. i think i may have actually breakfasted, to be honest with you. how do you guys feel about the chaos item? i love it. it's cool as hell. that's such a good idea. fuck breakfast, though. i always get breakfast with it everywhere. it's like you need to know that you're gonna be re rolling a lot if you pick it up. or you're just gonna get breakfast.
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i'm gum mustard gum! oh ho! the throwback! this is... i don't know what this is, but it's okay. it's not that good. i'll probably reroll this. guppy? i like the nails. i think the nails are pretty sweet. yeah, nails are okay. the nails are awesome. i love them when you get sticky bombs with them too. what is that? they stick in the wall? they stick in the enemy and they grow and grow and grow and then explode. that's sweet as hell. yeah. it's not that right now. so cool.
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your mom was high as hell when i fucked her last night. yo, dog, that's there's some uncomfortable, uh, you know, interpretations of that, uh, that message there. i don't understand, did someone even say high as hell? did i say high as hell? did chad say high as hell? maybe they didn't met us, you just say somebody fucked your mom for no reason. and she's your mom's addicted to needle drugs. ooh, that's pretty rude.
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i'm gonna be thinking about that for like a year now actually. please do, yeah, take your time. chat, what are you mad about? you want me to take the cancer trinket instead of the bouncy trinket? well, alright. but when people get mad about it, i'm gonna tell them the names of everybody who wanted me to take this. it's gonna take a long time, it's gonna be a real damper on the rest of my evening to be honest with you. what the hell? what's up? this... what? this room is broken!
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i feel like there should be a toggle somewhere that's like, here's one for colorblind mode and here's one for photosensitivity. you guys need to be okay again. so i was thinking for the womb, the creep on the womb floor is like nearly indecipherable for people who don't have any colorblindness. for the people who do, it seems like no, that's just not a thing. game's throwing health at me all of a sudden. what the hell is that? it looks like a shark's fin. shark's fin. is it a trinket?
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so what the hell happens in that ending? yeah, you know? he wakes up in the chest outside and then he opens it and then there's like a dark spirit behind him. yeah man, he's in like, he's in purgatory or something. i smell another secret! you mean kill ncr! that's, i get it. this is a fallout new vegas reference. that's all the endings. the sign always, the sign always looks like it says kill nick but it says kill ncr. alright, there you go.
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you know you go to some countries and they got like... stuff. beer. yeah. okay, there's about a hundred dogs in this room. i i'd like how in the hell am i? five, six, seven, eight there's eight dogs on my screen. nine dogs! i'm dead. i don't get on the tutorial like how you're supposed to... i tried to jump on the beetle like it was mario. didn't work. i don't get it.
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it says you're playing tire climb. no, i changed it. you might have to refresh. update. oh, i like this level. it's so colourful. don't what the hell? like, okay, it starts me at the bottom and there's a fucking river. no, don't don't fall down, mister. i didn't fall down. i was already down when i started. take it up again. now i died.
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which was a wild audience. was it all nine year olds drunk as hell? no, it was like there were a lot of like 30 year olds actually losing their shit. which was really surprising to me. like singing along to the classical music. people love frozen man, it's possible. and also like a lot of like 60 year old people who really hate computer animation and think that you know will never enter the golden age of animation again. i'm like you want me to guys heard of pixar?
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don't throw your gasoline barrel. it's gonna cover your duck in gas. it's actually take off your pants and jacket. what the hell are you hit with that rifle ever? whoa, this tv makes you super mobile. mobile. nah, it's just all the slippery stuff that's on the ground. you're gonna throw a fucking desk at me? you just blew up my barrel, you dick! goodbye. oh my god. what? i can't hit anyone with a revolver. what about dota 2? put your body on the fire to keep it going.
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you know that people play competitive foosball? it's actually sick as hell. yeah, it's cool actually. oh man, that was very satisfying. pretty much completely squandered my chance there. yeah, i have a feeling that might happen. why, because you squandered? yeah, like i basically scored it on our own net. oh, zillaria, he scored it on our own. yeah. i seen him, he did it. i don't think the hockey modifier is in the game yet. no, it's december.
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intro to math. oh, it was the line nl so the points end to l. it elucidates here. i don't know who that is. he doesn't even have rank. we all have ranks, elucidates just a luke. yeah, he doesn't need a rank. he's on the binding of isaac subreddit. he's ranked as platinum god. vote for a rematch you scumlords. is josh good at math? no, hell no. i'm the worst at math. math double loathed an intro to math. i bet nl is a square. i like that.
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missed it. i'm ready. and feo chan just resubscribed for eight months in a row as well. well to mac feo chan. cube ball's hard to maneuver, man. i can see it being fun once you get the hang of it, really. right now it's a new experience for us. the rocket league guys seem to really get into it. wow! they should do it as a game mode in like supersonic, acrobatic, ultrasonic battle parts. what the hell, man? i didn't set him up for that.
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oh yeah. well it was, like for a time. people told me christopher nolan's not australian. i think it makes the joke a lot better if he's an australian dude with a new zealand accent. that doesn't make a lot of people very angry. i don't think kiwi christopher nolan is really at the top of my list of things pissing me off. yeah. first number one on the list? red cups at starbucks. oh hell yeah. fucking piss man.
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right? like, the foot comes down, it always comes down on top of the guardian. and then it goes back up in like a half a second. like there's no time for you to actually do any damage to it. so i went from 12 hp with 9 lives to actually just losing 10 on that fight. that's frustrating as hell. thank you dickfuckthedongsmasher for the sub. i love that guy. appreciate that. dude, fuck.
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how did this happen? like it doesn't make sense to me. yeah, like oh my ghost went to the nearest vhs store and haunted a tape like what the hell? what does the tape have to do with anything?
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techpoint x is lovely. this is objectively a downgrade. i don't know what the hell this is. i like it because the charge doesn't actually affect the damage, it's just the radius so you can pop off a bunch of shots depending on the situation. also true.
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yeah, i was dropping toxic bombs on dingle and he was just dancing in my gas, man. like, he loved it. oh, sweet. i got that eight nail thing you were talking about before. yeah. that is cool as hell. i gotta do a couple of rooms like this. i love holy light! my character looks a little like skrillex right now. oh, i rolled my battery. whoops. um, why can't i shoot tears? why can't i? i love all these limes.
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why do i throw knives and bombs? oh yeah, welcome. this is a very important phase of this run's lifespan. what the hell? probably the defining element. they're homing bombs! oh, and i have bomberman! no! teleport into mega satan? i would love to. you know, we do have that sun card, but i think we just have to leave. hmm...
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thank you very much zander dota for the $5 donation. nick, i missed you. the egg only diet was killing me. please never leave again. also play dota for free bugattis. yeah, you gotta get those free bugattis. oh, hey! dota has bugattis in it now? yeah, oh dude, it's had bugattis for like years. where the hell have i been? i know, you've been missing out on all the bugattis. bugatti, panzarate, john gotti. mm hmm. i'm a chump.
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oh no, okay, i got a thing. i got a jetpack. you can suck it though! okay, you can't suck it. i can suck it! that's not fair. what the hell is this? yeah, this one, this is a level. oh no! run the wood! run the wood, let me out!
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hmm. make it rain, make it rain. believe we are out of impasse, sirs. that looks cool as hell though. what?! oh, what?! how did that hit me? it threaded the needle i guess at the top of the door frame. oh my gosh. with like a upward angle or something. oh! wow. skillful plays today. fame. go ahead.
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alright, this is the let's see what you get a jetpack alright. see you later. oh my god dude this level design is like the background is really dark and foreboding. yes looks like freaking hell from super meat boy what are you gonna do about it? oh? wow wow i've been mad honestly oh
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very close, very close. oh! nice! i spit into that. should've realized that. should've realized that was gonna happen. it's the hell level! oh, what are even weapons? oh, it's this. caught him! i'm gonna be moving the spawn points to more open areas. alright, i got a net. i mean, i got netted and i... alright, i'm done. oh! there's nothing there! there's nothing there! why was there so long?
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i think i'm gonna turn on the twitch music playlist. seriously, there is no the in front of hush. did i say that? how do you see the twitch music playlist? oh, i might not have shouted this person out like an hour ago. i got a donation for $5 from anonymous. it says, thanks to the entertainment, by the way, have you seen epic fetus plus brimstone synergy yet? it's dope as hell. no, what is epic fetus and brimstone together? do the bombs like shoot rays out of them or something? mm hmm. oh, sweet. thank you, anonymous.
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or it could just be a bug, also. bumbo's transformed, man. maybe bumbo is part of the arg. give him 109 coins, see what he does. i'm gonna have yeah, bumbo, eat all the coins, dog! i'm gonna get you fed as hell on green mode here. egg whites. whoa. bumbo never go away. he's like just chilling on the screen. he's not moving anymore. oh no, what have you done? bumbo's gotten a little too fed, he needs to take a little nap. bumbo for smash?
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bumbo don't let nick disrespect. sorry bumbo with my bumbos fed as hell, too. i just only getting hit with bombs i don't see coming. that's all maybe the reason you still had the eden's blessing is because the last run was seeded yeah, i mean, maybe it was just a strange coincidence that nick had eden's blessing and i had eden's blessing so i got his own blessing on the seed and then you know no yeah, no that could work that you make sense oh
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they're like, you know, we'll figure something out and then i like showed up for the stream and they're like no you're not supposed to be here for like another 45 minutes and then i was like, alright so we just left for like 45 minutes and then they were like, well what the hell you're supposed to be here like 45 minutes ago oh, no. i was like, alright, i'm here and they're like, well, alright well, we've lost like there was a storm or something in seattle so we couldn't stream through twitch properly and
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but then we've had like, i think we had like 10,000 the first time we played bomb game or something like that. and chat was really nice! i was like, this is this is better. how the hell do we figure out what we're allowed to play? uh, just nothing triple a, i think. yeah. yeah, but nothing too indie either, because then they get fucking furious at me! you have to find the goldilocks balance of video games, dude. it's on you. the binding of isaac. yeah, basically.
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