Quotes about “heavy soda”
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my brain from drinking too much diet soda, but at least i haven't been drinking starbucks protein lot lattes found that contain dangerous levels of heavy metals it's crazy that you're not the shining because you i mean that this is very shining coated even though you're not the right act i think you're the dude from the shining man. this has to be like a stephen king movie. i
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but their life is like distant from yours. it's easy to reconcile it. oh, they're older. oh, they're like a lot younger. like they grew up in a different technology. oh, like they're from a different part of the world. but like we were kind of like, i mean, on the same story, obviously, but, you know, we're probably more similar situations than different and i'm throwing the fucking cards in the clothesline. and you're trying to invent heavy soda. that's okay.
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oh, that would have cleared, man. that would have cleared. heavy soda could work. i really needed that. i needed that right there. that's huge, cope. i needed that. not sure about heavy soda, but beer zero is a great idea. dude, i can't believe nobody's picking up beer zero yet. an alcoholic beer with zero calories would be like one of the most popular beverages on the planet.
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oh yeah? i already, so i came up with coke 300 like two weeks ago. did i tell you about that? what's coke 300? it's just like a coke that is twice as much sugar as a regular coke, like a heavy soda. yeah. yeah. okay. oh, what the fuck was my other idea? it was really good. like it solved the problem and was impossible to engineer, i think, but it solved the problem.
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so even if you get a soda and it's like 15 cents a can, i'd consider that a pretty smokin' deal, that's 30 times more expensive than a glass of water. so there's an economic benefit. then there's the other benefit. when you buy the sodas, you gotta carry them. they can be a little heavy. now this might not be a major concern for everybody out there, but i'm a weak man with twig arms. and moreover, the water, you don't have to carry. comes from your taps. clean and drinkable. a lot of parts of the world at least.
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i think we're due for a heavy soda that has 1.5 x the two times the amount of calories as a regular soda. i think the culture could absorb it right now. like you got coke zero, coke and then coke 300, which has like, i guess 50 grams of sugar per can. if the remaining liquid has the solubility necessary to absorb that much sugar, that's how much we're putting into it, okay?
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you know what fucks me up though is that regular soda drinkers have like no standards. if you ever drink a coke zero, they're like, why don't you just drink like a regular coke but like less of it? then i come up with a heavy soda that would by definition taste even better than the original coke and they're like, i don't want to drink that shit, it's too many calories. why don't you just drink fucking less of it, dumbass? don't be a pussy. that's the whole marketing campaign if you remember.
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but their life is like distant from yours. it's easy to reconcile it. oh, they're older. oh, they're like a lot younger. like they grew up in different technology. oh, like they're from a different part of the world. but like we were kind of like, i mean, on the same story, obviously, but you know, we're probably more similar situations than different and i'm throwing the fucking cards in the clothesline. and you're trying to invent heavy soda. that's okay.
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oh, that would have cleared, man. that would have cleared. heavy soda could work. i really needed that. i needed that right there. that's huge cope. i needed that. you ever think about how amazing it is that we've washed out such a high percentage of weak viewers, man? i haven't seen a single comment as we were approaching like the final 20% of the stream today. i haven't seen a single comment that's like, wow, he's really been at this for five hours.
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oh, fuck. i forgot i had another great idea for an invention. oh, yeah. all right. so i came up with coke 300 like two weeks ago. did i tell you about that? what's coke 300? it's just like a coke that is twice as much sugar as a regular coke. like a heavy soda. yeah, yeah. okay. what the fuck was my other it was really good. like it solved the problem. no, it was impossible to engineer, i think but it solved the problem.
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one ginger ale would hit hard. it gives me something to drink while i'm eating the candy. but if i'm like going out and every other house is giving you a can of soda, then after a while you're like this bag is fucking heavy, bro. i don't really want to deal with this guy. so i gave out charged lemonades in skibbity, ohio. oh, that one felt good. you're burning for me like i'm the blue oyster cult. okay, that's fine. how about one of these?
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so the last thing scanned is the first thing back. i think we buy different heavy ingredients. i don't buy like a cat litter cat litter i would say last yeah, but like i don't buy like a 12 pack of soda or something paper towels they're usually just bulky they're not heavy, but they usually go on the bottom i would say that those go at the end of the conveyor belt so that they can be placed on top yeah, yeah, oh my lord i uh
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on the upside though, it's like not that heavy. plus, you know, warmer in the winter. it just stopped going up after 170 for some reason. it's just kind of found a new stable point. can i give you a piece of advice? what's that? soda. yeah? drink more of it? that'll take you up there. if you're stuck at a plateau, wait. soda and beer. yeah. might i recommend maybe like 10 mountain dew's a day?
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i want to say exhausted. i love that we live in a world where there's delicious zero sugar, zero calorie sodas that taste almost as good as the original or in some cases exactly as good as the original. i think we're due for a heavy soda that has 1.5x to two times the amount of calories as a regular soda. i think the culture could absorb it right now. like you got coke zero, coke and then coke 300.
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which has like i guess 50 grams of sugar per can. if the remaining liquid has the solubility necessary to absorb that much sugar, that's how much we're putting into it, okay? i think it could work man. heavy drinks man. you know what fucks me up though is that regular soda drinkers have like no standards. if you ever drink a coke zero, they're like why don't you just drink like
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a regular coke but like less of it. then i come up with a heavy soda that would by definition taste even better than the original coke and they're like, i don't want to drink that shit. it's too many calories. why don't you just drink fucking less of it, dumbass? don't be a pussy. that's the whole marketing campaign if you remember. just a spoonful would be good man. people who only drink half a can freak me out. dude, my wife is a half can drinker, but i actually i just respect it.
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a soda that's doubly bad for you. but also maybe tastes twice as good. oh, it has more caffeine. that was close. one second. hey, hey, hey, stop that. i do have to say, though, i think i'm walking back my idea for heavy coke. if you weren't around for the old antediluvian words from the promethean bits, i prognosticated the idea that if a coke
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