Quotes about “he fucking shot me”
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31.22
oh, okay, so he's spotted my charade. alright, this spot i will not be hit by the poison, but i also don't think i can hit him with my pyromancy. let's just make sure we're not getting hit by the poison. now, shoot him in the head, and you can see i'm doing 29 damage per shot. it's gonna take me fucking 45 minutes and like all of my arrows to kill him. so i might just like very quickly try to hit him with some pyromancy. i'm not sure if i can like stand close to him. let's first see how much the poison breath does.
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1015.66
we need to remain ever vigilant without a doubt. i'm not saying you know let he who's without sin cast the first stone of course i'm not saying i am innocent on this run i've done some stupid things the black market chief amongst them but also the black market still got me a little rattled because of how fucking horrible it ended up being are we done here? we know this pretty flying shot speed up sure whatever oh
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272.14
pop the uzi. alright, where we at boys? we should this is the time we need to actually be together. rendezvous on me then. how many there, austin? there's two left somewhere. and they're fucking mad at me. get to the body. i'm in no man's land. is someone on top? one of you guys on top? i'm here, i'm here, i'm here. okay. right here, right here, dan. i need more information than got him. oh, i got flashbang, was that one of you? that was him, he was holding it when i shot him. you got a kill, dan. no, no, no, no, he was tanking the tour. no, you killed hellzing.
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1155.600
i'm gonna just keep moving in if you guys can like it across fuck these guys. you know check this shit. oh smoke my body smoke my body smoke my body smoke my body smoke my body i shot him i shot him i shot him. oh we fucking tore you know why do they do that? he didn't really tear me. you just got me really good. well. no they shot you again i got his chip huge we got a good revenge. he went outside. he's on here and
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1314.360
so crazy man, i was stuck in the middle of nowhere i can't believe we haven't had a good rat yet. well the key is the one time that gave us the good map yeah, the wrong side of the map oh god, there's a guy on the other side of the village significant. i'm hopping in. okay. i'm not hopping in apparently what a fucking shot good shot. i wouldn't say that take one of those call me in the morning he's literally crawling towards me
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1399.580
i took this off somebody that i look at. that looks crazy. the drop! land on the drop! oh, gilly, gilly, gilly right here. or, shit, i can't mark it. imagine if you could've landed on top of the crate. oh my god. yeah, that's the guy who shot me. he ran away. i thought there was a guy behind us that shot you. that's, yeah, that's fucking... that's the one he shot. no, no, the guy, i marked a different guy then. oh. i don't know what the guy behind us is. oh, ryan, you're back! there's guns in here. and loot in the building that i'm in. ryan looks like he's out of, like... i'm landing on the drop.
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2858.520
okay, that was sick. that was honestly i can't even be mad about that. that was fucking awesome. i did it. can i say? i got it pretty good though. i did shoot him, i think right in the chest. watch the death cam. let's see how he was doing on that one. see where does he spot me here? he sees me running there. this is where i said one battle after another. he popped an energy drink. oh. all right, i missed every subsequent shot, but the first shot was kind of sick. i don't feel that safe up here.
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3323.560
that's fucking funny man. you should have checked your corners. for all i know right now, it could be me, pot friend and another guy. that's three? oh yeah. ten seconds, we gotta take a shot. force the heal. that might force the issue. yeah, yeah, get him distracted looking at the bz. he's like, what, what? he must be in the bz. i see you. i see you. and then get the circle. and then,
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871.800
that was insane! it was the whole area, like everywhere around it was line. yeah, it was absurd. are you gonna beat this fucking demon or what? probably not if i had to guess. just hit it! stop trying to hit it and hit it! i mean, all of his attacks can basically just like, four shot me. oh, there we go. he pretty much never stops attacking and he breaks your guard in one chain. yeah, exactly. chain lightning.
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6907.980
well they would say n3's company too, so i never know which one we're watching. that was the sequel. oh. are you fucking kidding me, jon? n2 is a remake of 1? correct, yes. but they're completely different. no, not at all. it's nearly shot to shot. doesn't he go and fight animatronic skeletons in a castle in hell? that's army of darkness. that is the third evil dead movie. oh my god, that's the third one! i always thought the third one was the second one. that'd be weird.
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3414.60
in west berlin, am i right? sorry, it's a callback to the last time we played the düls. so fucking alcatraz, there it is, alcatraz island, right there. terrible shooting form. what are you talking about? this shooting form, it looks crazy considering we don't even know where the basket is. thing could be like 500 feet away. he's ball? it looks like a good jump shot to me. and i know ball. many people on twitter are saying that i know ball.
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9040.82
he's done it. he has done it. josh, you shot a 108, dude. is that bad? i mean, it's better than some people. dude, i'm normally like, pretty good at this, but... you shouldn't be so mean to me. i'm not, i'm just highlighting... i didn't like the way that you said that. if highlighting your performance objectively is malice, then maybe you should be better. you basically called me a fucking idiot. well, you know robin hood.
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i tried to go to your room to read your hint. if you don't believe me, that's on you, man. you shot me with a gun. you have to have to trust me or not. motherfucker. when it shows a four. i'm going to trust him. i'm going to put my faith in him because he probably gets a point too. we're at an impasse here, man. i bet you think that's fucking funny, huh? oh, did you press it? yeah. okay. yeah. well, next time, no, shoot me with a fucking gun. i didn't even get your points, bro. wait.
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