Quotes about “having a stroke”
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2668.82
i need your help. would you mind raising your arms up high like this for me? i'm trying to see if you're having a stroke. raise my arms... like this? thank you. that's perfect. it appears that even with your height, you'd have a tough time reaching a spot up that high. yes, avery, your question? i... love... lise. yup. well, the bigger they are, the harder they fall. but... lise got...
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782.10
that's not real, right? the thing you hold like a stick and try to find water? you know, it sounds like i'm an idiot. you know, you find a forked divining rod and you use the divining rod to find water in the ground. am i? i will suggest that just by saying this, by describing this, anyone who's not heard of it is gonna think that i'm having a stroke live on camera. but, like this is, it's a real genuine thing.
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but if no we lose round one if my back door opened the other way. i could not use my mouse right now i could only use my keyboard man. i would have i would i don't even know what i'd be doing i'd be playing like i want to be the guy or something like that having a stroke on stream and not the good kind hello, josh. josh. i screwed up my thumb dude. look at this. i'm a freak. oh
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859.78
there he goes, okay yeah he's back. what if he got like he's having like a stroke right now? he's just like i gotta keep playing. he's just getting his priorities straight.
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125.06
she was the best damn woman i've ever seen. okay, well that's just like you don't need a metaphor for that. that's just why didn't you say that to start with that's a lot sweeter. that's like hey, baby. you're a fast machine. you keep your motor clean. what the hell are you talking about? are you having a stroke? do you need to go to the hospital? you're the best damn woman i've ever seen that's polite enough as is i am not going to take brimstone, but i will totally take the ability to fly here. brimstone is just gonna mess with my my sweet thing that i've got going on here with skinny on mushroom, so i'm gonna ignore it.
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it's just the description. there's something about that sentence and the way it's written you read it like it was a normal sentence but it's not written like a normal sentence you all right, man. you okay, rob help can you raise both arms above your head and tell me if your face is drooping right now? chad is my face no my face looks okay your speech is not jumbled so i've determined you're not having a stroke and as a result you must explain yourself so the sentence
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just tweet me and say, hey dude, are you alright? it sounds like you're having a stroke. obviously this episode is gonna come out like three days. ooh, mr. mega's not quite good enough. it's gonna this episode is gonna come out like three days after this video's recorded, but hey man, you know, early warning signs are important. i think we will take rotten baby. rotten baby is like right at the epicenter of boring and useful. i don't know if it's anybody's favorite item in the game, but it's uh, i don't think anybody's too disappointed to see it, like,
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i had a chicken schnitzel schnitzel sandwich today. what did you say? chicken schnitzel sandwich. it was a dltp chicken schnitzel schnitzel. that's it, right? chicken schnitzel schnitzel. it's like having a stroke every time you gotta say schnitzel. it's hard, you gotta plan for it. it's got like four consonants in a row. many.
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2873.34
when you, when you, uh, you play kazooie. when you need to run fast. kazooie? banjo. the bird from banjo and kazooie? don't ever... what? am i losing, am i having a stroke right now? what do you mean you play kazooie? don't banjo kazooie!
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needle br right? there is a covenant sniper. they've had that for years, brother. i don't know that, but this one specifically had like the needle shit on it. i think it's more like a br, isn't it? am i having a stroke? i feel like we've had this conversation before. don't ask. i was under the impression it's more like a br. yeah, just gotta launch the kobes. yeah, anytime you die without shooting at least two grenades, something's gone wrong. oh, always.
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