Quotes about “have a nice life”
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1442.20
either way, it's keeping us at full hp here, which is nice, but i'm gonna be real with you. there's no way we need 17 keys. so i'm not going back for that other key, or that one for that matter. you might say, why not? why not? we have the lockpick. i actually can't think of a conceivable situation in which we could spend 17 keys. the most likely one, i don't know how we didn't get hit there, definitely go halo. the most likely scenario, good breath of life, is that we would
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1598.58
you're dead next turn almost certainly and we're gonna have like a nice little suite of potions to choose explosive potion pretty good choice against the artifacts obviously our other options better against different enemies don't really have a discard meta right now i'm gonna go for prepared which just keeps us flexible, but is useful some of the time all right? pretty much the easiest decision of my life right there
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968.18
they're literally typing stuff in my chat that's like it's the highest taken event in the game. yo, tungsten rod could save our life, man. we need the energy, unfortunately. so obviously there's a lot to like here. what the heck do you upgrade? wave of the hand is the life bringer. it would also be nice to get like singing bowl or something, but it needs to have happened yesterday i think in order for it to
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1395.96
oh, i've been waiting to buy that shirt. normally it was $22, now it's on sale for $21.50. i gotta go down to old navy and buy that shirt. you don't need to have my email address. you certainly don't need to have my phone number. never in my life has there ever been a situation where i've come back from an old navy and been like, you know, oh, i wish the old navy representative would call me because i got a lot of questions about how to use this shirt. our relationship stops and ends, you know, when you say have a nice day and i say, thank you, you too.
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4285.10
it's not really about john and colton, it's actually about glados. oh yeah. hall and glados. oh, parachute saved my life! thank you. parachute, you never do that, but this time you did. it's very nice to be a parachute. i'm also glad to not have you anymore, because you usually break the boss fight for me. yeah, right? parachute's a weird one. eleven bombs, i think i have enough to just finish... no fucking way.
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10924.66
i get two moves so i can at least finally go here and get trapped. brian has so much money. he gets trapped in the caves. and then i have five energy. it's like real life. five energy. i'm gonna pretend i didn't hear that. and we just get that and then pass turn. nice. ooh, we're gonna get a... oh! i got one move! this is insanity.
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669.28
i already did my part living with her where she wanted to live when i was born. now she's got to come out here and like join me in the place where i built my life, you know? it's not a knock on kingston, ontario. i think it's a nice place to live. but like i got roots here, man. i got a tennis instructor. you can't just move across the whole country. i'd have to find a new tennis instructor and like drag my daughter out of school or whatever. but like mostly it's the tennis.
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710.84
one low roll is nice. a curse is not that bad. you really want to see a six. really want to see... you know what? really want to see a six. really want to see a six. life goes on. so i think you start, put some shield. we can't really double up on a good action here. so actually this is our best play and then we can at least weaken you. we didn't have lethal. we didn't have lethal. so if we can double up on the heal it's worth waiting and we can double up on the heal. i think it was worth waiting at least.
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1232.04
this could be my downfall here. a poetic flaw, if you will. i should say, if you took grade 10 english class. come on. fucking zombies, man. hope i never have to say that one in real life. that'll mean that society's already too far gone. one shot to the head. nice.
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871.40
my dishes meta. yeah. so i have a dishwasher for the first time in my life. nice, yeah. and it's life changing. it's amazing. i always hated doing dishes. it kind of like annoys me because i used to not have a dishwasher and then when anybody had a dishwasher and complained about dishes i would be like, you're a baby. you have a dishwasher. but now i've had a dishwasher for like three years and i'm like, it's just not, i still complain. i'm like, oh, i gotta empty it before i fill it.
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