Quotes about “have a family”
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1538.960
like if they have to go, that's how. you don't get it, but as an adult you're like, there's a little bit of william wallace in every day. i just wish that i could die for my family at some point. there's a little bit of william wallace all over every day at the end of braveheart, am i right? am i right? they get pulled apart on that. and it was 500 years ago! he did get pulled apart, you're right. they stretched him out and sent him to all the parts of scotland.
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4340.060
ray romano and gene ackman is a star studded cast. what was that one about there's like the two thieves and then they try to run away from the police and they end up staying with this family because it's winter and their car breaks down and then they have to hide that they're thieves? do you remember that one?
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10327.940
yeah, they changed up the monopoly in canada this year and it's effing awful. really? yeah, it's like it used to be you could win a million bucks now the highest prize is $10,000. yeah, but every family in canada could win. i just don't like it. all right, probably don't pick up the coffee if you have limited mobility. i won. top strats by fox. i know right? fox is out of control.
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like probably here's a cat riding a jet ski and in other news an entire family murdered and eaten by we have cat riding a video footage here at fox 13. what's that one? that's like um
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2885.520
get the truck that liam neeson kneels on! a neeson! liam neeson, they bought his name. hi, i'm liam neeson. they have my family.
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1622.220
easy there, you know, uh, great gatsby, but uh, that's okay. it's not over. wait, you're not allowed to get two kinds of meat at your deli counter? well then no, he got two kinds of meat for himself as a person. what's wrong with that? he could have a family. he got his few slices of pastrami, and then he goes, anything else, sir? he's like, yeah, let me get a couple of those, uh, those slices of pepper turkey. and then he's like, okay, sir. three meats.
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1823.620
i didn't want to lose my place in line to some fucking, you know, johnny can only have ham on mondays and then he needs some fucking, you know, pastrami on wednesdays or he's gonna cry. maybe, what if he needed a like a low salt meat for like health reasons or something and you're gonna do i don't want to want one low salt meat! but his family likes other meat!
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1876.200
dude, twitter agreed with me, that's all i'm saying. i don't give a fuck. twitter is a hug box, man. twitter agreed with me. twitter agreed with me, wow. wow. what if that's his family life, is twitter? exactly, man. j smith, put nl on the deli counter, cause he's done. slice him up. i'll have five types of nl meat. wait, that sounds weird. when i go to the grocery store, it's fucking warm, man.
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3060.380
oh, that is a word, isn't it? i tried to find where the word existed there, and i don't know. i put a meaning in there at least. i don't know if it's a word. no, i got the meaning, so the word's good enough. alright. well, what if a signal light killed his family, you know? it's like, uh... you guys, you know, you look for the good in people too much. i don't know if the signal light carries though, because like, that doesn't inconvenience me, it just is irresponsible. so i wouldn't really have those thoughts. it could inconvenience you by ending your life or making a lane change more difficult.
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762.820
and it loses its novelty after the first snowfall of the season. after a while you're just like, this is fucking cold. this is really cold. how did people live here before like electricity? i know and make shelters and survive. i know right like like have children in this weather. i don't even want to like go outside with a winter coat and gloves on and you're like, you know what? let's settle down here and start a family. i want to spend the next 30 years in this climate.
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1229.480
oh look at luke luke defend me he said i was 12th in the world on the daily today once you take not good enough once you take cheaters out of the mix that means 11 of you at max have a right to criticize my my performance right now i know if you submit your complaint in writing with a screenshot of your steam name and then your score on the family today i will take your criticism more seriously
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6057.500
do michael caine if he was in spelunky. i'd be like, what? i don't... what? obviously i had some disposable income. what do i need more? just go home to your family. judo chop. okay, i'm on the temple. i don't have sticky stuff though, which is gonna make killing anubis really difficult. yeah, none of you have a shotgun, which you should. i don't have a shotgun. i'm the shopkeeper, so... okay, that's one hit. ooh.
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when is mcdonald's gonna sell mcwieners? i remember when they sold pizzas. dude, i keep telling people about this! everybody thinks it's like a fever dream that i had or something. no! mcdonald's pizza was really good! we, the whole freaking family, we'd be in the van and might have it. oh, yes, we'll have a pizza with, ugh, ground beef. is that okay? no. it didn't sound like he was speaking english for most of that. take him to the doctor, fox.
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if it's on a saturday you kind of got like the whole day, like i don't have an excuse to not work today. it's new year's. like christmas, sure, i mean, you know, spending time with your family maybe. new year's is like, i'm gonna take the day off because there's a time honored tradition of getting shit house drunk at like 1 p.m. i can't do that.
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