Quotes about “haunted mansion”
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morbius? morbius probably would have been better. i didn't know jared leto was in the haunted mansion, holy! coldplay, a head full of dreams, and country strong. what the fuck is country strong, dude? gwyneth paltrow's in this movie? he's also in blade runner 2049? yeah, i know. i guessed it. must be early work? no, bro, that was 2010 to 2024! i just figured, like, my two cents was that
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490.70
listen, how deep do you want to go? i want it all. the ships are themes to the greatest. the ships are they've got different themes. so like this one was like it's an adventure theme. so it's got like a lot of aladdin stuff and it's got a moana show and it's got like a jungle cruise and haunted mansion lounge and stuff like that.
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what? why am i getting minus twos for that? oh, you think i should just get my driver's license without having to take lessons? okay, let me think. may 2005, i'm in 11th grade. i'm in 11th grade. three movies opened up. the biggest one opened at $20 million. just for reference, that's less than the haunted mansion made this weekend and that movie opened in july inexplicably. this movie stars orlando bloom. may 6, 2005. let's call this elizabethtown.
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1921.90
caught you in the haunted mansion shitting in the chimney. this place is haunted by your sexy. will i win? let's see. shitting in the chimney is pretty good. bro, why are you shitting in the chimney? they gave me haunted after i wrote like haunted. i'm shocked. so that's why they call it the poop shoot. it's not good. they do not call it the poop shoot. yeah, that's true.
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4230.08
thank you, mega! do the haunted thing. oh, we can do a ranked? oh wait, no. we can't do ranked. put us on a haunted mansion. you wanna go to haunted mines? haunted mines, hell yeah! go see some ghosts. let's do it. you guys ready? i'm ready. no, i'm not ready. get the machine gun, ryan! get the machine gun! i'm mounting my gun in a slightly different spot so it's different than the rest of you nerds. i guess the appeal is you can like customize your chassis and stuff. yeah, yeah. build it how you want.
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also, apparently i'm not making light of it apparently like a few weeks ago someone died on the haunted mansion which is just proof that if you were ever gonna google like has someone died on this ride to either like soothe or amplify your anxiety you can't trust that shit because i've been on the haunted mansion like four times that shit is not scary you just sit in a chair and then like like it goes like two kilometers an hour and
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it doesn't do anything. that person was just, they had a heart attack. they happened to be on the ride when they had a heart attack. my brother hated the haunted mansion. was your brother, and this is like completely plausible given the circumstance, was your brother like four? because my kid's not a big fan of like the scary part right at the start where you stand in a room and the room seems to stretch. yes he was. okay, that makes perfect sense.
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beagle, a noun meaning any of a breed of s famous, a adjective meaning widely come on. bedraggled, a adjective meaning soiled and s haunted mansion esque vernacular? ambitious, a adjective meaning how bedraggled? i mistyped? no, no, no. that's why you gotta double check, man. that's why you gotta double check. certitude, a noun meaning the state of being or feeling certain.
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i don't like the dudes at disneyland who wear shirts that are like, i'm only here to pay for stuff. i like the dudes who wear the couple shirts that say, i'm her beast and then hers says, i'm his beauty. because those dudes are getting the best thing you can get from disneyland. pussy from a woman with a haunted mansion tattoo. how's that one? wait, wait, okay, i'm winning them back over. i've realized i've got to cut 90% of the
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also, apparently i'm not making light of it apparently like a few weeks ago someone died on the haunted mansion which is just proof that if you were ever gonna google like has someone died on this ride to either like soothe or amplify your anxiety you can't trust that shit because i've been on the haunted mansion like four times that shit is not scary you just sit in a chair and then like it goes like two kilometers an hour and
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it doesn't do anything. that person was just, they had a heart attack. they happened to be on the ride when they had a heart attack. my brother hated the haunted mansion. was your brother, and this is like completely plausible given the circumstance, was your brother like four? because my kid's not a big fan of like the...
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1631.76
there's a wikipedia article for viscosity in the chat now. yeah, like that's gonna help. doesn't surprise me. we're clearly uninformed. that frog just jumped. it's all jumpy. why is there a haunted mansion in the background? also did you guys play that neil diamond game? neil diamond game? neil diamond? yeah, neil diamond made a game. that one with jack black was it, right? and they had the toilet paper and they couldn't kill that guy? maybe. it just came out, or it's coming out maybe.
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