Quotes about “hansen”
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what about tomb raider versus the mummy returns? brandon frazier versus lara croft? what about tomb raider versus frazier versus brendan frazier? tomb raider versus john cena. i would watch that. scott staff infection, thanks for the resub. oh yeah, scott staff infection, thanks for the resub. two months in a row. chris hansen versus ted danson versus hansen versus charles manson
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chris hansen. chris hansen. you just kept calling him chris hansen over and over and then going like well you have a seed right over there. chris hansen. you got him. i don't know. i don't know how you fight that. well that's why it's a perfect show idea because it will always end up in our favor. exactly. absolutely true. just get someone like the guy who does the nathan for you dude. get him. he'll do it. he'll be great at it. we have canadian camaraderie.
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a better timeline 2018 or the 2016 election. it stars devin sawa, seth green, eldon hansen, who played fulton reed in the mighty ducks trilogy, and vivica a. fox. i mean she's been in a lot of things. how many? is she a. fox though?
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now are they my favorite pictures ever released? no, i'd have to say the one where the rocket hits that lady in the face but the lady is the moon and then the one where the dude sneezes and then the one where the train like comes straight at the screen and then probably spider man 2 in that order. anyway, i forgot what i was saying. have you seen chris hansen but he's hungry? i don't even know how to parse the
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the sent... i don't even know how to answer the question. have you seen chris hansen but he's hungry? you see, it's a video. it's the funniest video ever. are you telling me it's funnier than not today, motherfucker? because that one is a classic, man. what happens next is one of the most harrowing things we've captured on camera so far. hello? i brought pizza. how about i take a slice?
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why do you have a c for me? who are you? well, i'm chris hansen with dateline nbc. oh no. i sure could use a slice of that pizza. oh, i knew it. it looks like you weren't expecting such a hungry guy. it looks like you were expecting a 13 year old boy. oh man, i should have stayed home, man. let me get a slice of that pizza. look, i've never done this before, okay? i know i should have stayed home, man. is that sausage or pepperoni?
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jerry seinfeld, if he listened to rap music and also knew how to program in object oriented programming languages. you got the coupling. what you don't have is the cohesion. you got the coupling. what you don't have is the cohesion. by the way, i did see chris hansen, but he's hungry, and i did think it was an amazing sketch. i thought it was very good. looks like you didn't expect such a hungry guy.
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it's actually also so funny, like i know as helly hansen is like a serious outdoor brand. but it's funny that this dude's rocking this shit at the peak of mount everest when i also see motherfuckers rocking this fit at like the pacific center in the middle of august. that's a mall in downtown vancouver. like this to me, it's like he was putting like a canada goose jacket on or something to climb mount everest. i thought maybe it would be a little bit more hardcore than that. but you need to get off twitter. this is some shit i saw in real life, man.
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so what exactly are you doing here? and you brought all that popcorn. that's a lot of popcorn for one guy. you know what i'm talking about? you can just, i don't even sound like chris hansen, but you can just invoke his cadence and everyone knows what you're going for. you gonna have a brat summer or are you too unc for that? i'll tell you straight up, i'm too unc for that without a doubt. one of the dads at the, uh,
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dude, that is a good sketch. i don't know if the media climate is right for it. you need to do it under a pseudonym. chris hansen, but he's catching cinephiles. i think you don't tell anybody else about that joke. that is a fucking great premise. and the dude shows up and he's like, show me what you got in that bag. and he's like, oh, criterion collection of the umbrellas of schoenberg.
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if the memes suck, yeah, yeah, yeah. but if the meme is like a bitcrushed minion with next to a jar of skippy peanut butter and it says, mmm, peanut butter, that's like, i mean, i get it. i can't be mad. i get it too. i'm only fucking with chris hansen if he was hungry. it is a really good, that's a good video. you didn't think i'd be such a hungry guy that you didn't think i'd want a slice? i brought pizza. how about i take a slice?
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why don't you have a seat for me? who are you? well, i'm chris hansen with dateline nbc. oh no. i sure could use a slice of that pizza. oh, i knew it. it looks like you weren't expecting such a hungry guy. it looks like you were expecting a 13 year old boy. oh man, i should have stayed home, man. let me get a slice of that pizza. look, i've never done this before, okay? i know i should have stayed home, man. is that sausage or pepperoni?
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my hungry ass will eat just about anything. you think chris ever ate the pizza? bro, if once they turned the cameras off, if i was chris hansen, i'd be eating all that shit. i'd be drinking the wine coolers. i'd be eating the pizza. wine up, you're probably hungry, man. i mean, because you're building up a mighty appetite because that's a nerve wracking fucking situation, man. you're about to like, right now, don't say using the condoms.
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and then we'll give this guy and you know ninety four percent of our gold and then we'll go fight the boss just because i kind of want to see what the third boss in the game is all about so we'll enter castle hansen here, and we'll teleport to the boss of the maya there we go and maybe we'll get lucky and at least you know live long enough to see something interesting happen so the boss is one of the fire dudes made enormous ponce de leon okay
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