Quotes about “hand job old”
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4849.02
he has one arm that's a lot bigger than the other one. i'm on the uberbeats extra. oh, he's got the wank pass. yeah. i'm going to revisit an old idea, which is a white glove hand job service. like i show up at your house in like a tuxedo, like a little bottle of water and stuff. and i jack you off. it'd be so funny to order
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2676.76
oh man, that's good. very good, very good. father christmas wins again, baby. here he is. chad, i don't... look, everybody did a good job. but did you see where that blue guy was gonna grab the ball and i just gave him a little pfft and then he was... the ball just took off the way i'm always worried that my stroller is when i remove one hand from it on an incline. ah, the old battleship potent kip down the stairs scene. i'm always... he's so cinema pilled.
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1481.18
this is just you know they were just like ah this life and they didn't even shave their head back then so dude would be like 22 years old rocking the horseshoe can you imagine? senior vice president of his company got the job just by walking in and firmly shaking the owner's hand worked there for 77 years that's true they did wear more hats back then. what is it about like
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1489.660
i started driving when i was seven. what? my grandpa used to... the tractor or something? no, no, his old chevy. he'd roll his cigarettes, right? so that's a two hand job, so he'd let me... oh my god! yeah, i understand. i mean, technically we weren't in the city. it was in the, you know, back in the country, but still. and then my dad took me out for real, like letting me drive when i was 14.
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and sinners kind of got curly hair and then i looked it up and i was stunned that it was djokovic because he's old man. he's my age. i was like damn he's staying he's going through the same stuff i'm going through right now man. but he's old old. that's what i'm saying man. he's cringe. yeah, but he's like really, really, really good at tennis, which is his job. i'm not saying you have to hand it to him.
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40.78
but that's not what the meat says. and indeed there's a small pile of meat lying in front of it. you're so distracted from rolling your eyes at the obvious trap, you almost miss the goblin sneaking up behind you. he's wearing an old buffalo skull as a helmet, which you have to admit looks pretty metal. i gotta hand it to you. you nearly got me. good job. ha! foolish human is falling into my clever trap. now you are giving me valuables or i'm beating you up.
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5450.44
think so in japan they still you know like you ever like drive and you'll drive over like a cord and the cord tracks the amount of traffic that goes through yeah in japan they just have old dudes with like the hand and like a thousand cars drive by and they go that's probably something to like you know create job. yes, i agree i understand but yeah simultaneously
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209.24
they seem pretty similar, it's about dj qualls is a nerd. he gets a big old boner at school and then the school librarian breaks it. right. for reasons i can't really remember. i think she's trying to give him a hand job and she breaks it somehow. and then the whole school just calls him broke dick so he has to go to a new school because he's so embarrassed. but at the new school he reinvents himself to be like a really cool guy because he doesn't have to be a nerd anymore. of course.
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282.64
old fashioned. yeah, donut and drink. that's the... what is it? the old fashioned like a hand job now? yeah, it is! old fashioned is a hand job actually. yeah, it is. your main mode of transportation is teleporting, running, helicopter, van, rolling, or ice skating.
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4224.020
19 year old has a job standards. so he would buy fiji water at the gas station and then like keep it in his car. and we would always be like, we'd razz him for the fact that he was buying fiji water instead of anything else. as i've gotten older, fiji is like proliferated, man. you got to hand it to the marketing department.
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