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4624.580
so it's the same card. yeah, they have different art and stuff like that. and then i guess i will be done and turn. let's go kick the door. it's a halfling. it's not a monster. let me look at this for a second. a halfling is a race. you may sell an item per turn each turn for double price. if you fail your initial runaway roll, you may discard a card and try once more. let's go. wait.
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4759.360
okay, one day we'll fight a monster piggy door down halfling is a race may sell one item each turn for double the price. yeah i'm drawing all like race. i know we drew a monster though. i don't know what's this? i mean you want to shuffle the deck? no, i mean i i just i guess is early manner just you guys still both level one. yeah okay, um so here you go oopsies
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5101.780
i am going to sell it for 800 gold. you can only sell if it's 1000, right? sorry, that was put in the wrong pile. i'm moving the curse card. i don't want the level. i just want to eat the equipment into the trash compactor. really? can you do that? wait, i would assume you can't sell something if you don't. why are you getting rid of it? oh, did you were a halfling during the fight, right? yeah. so
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5157.300
only if it's a thousand gold. it would get me to 800. but you may sell one item each turn for double price. yeah. oh, he's the halfling. so you get 1600? no, because it's 400. it's 400. oh, it says it on the card. it was already to 800. that's why i was confused. yeah, yeah, yeah. that's crazy. okay. all right. so then you're done, right? well, i'm not going to sell it now. i think i'm just gonna... i'll take the bad stuff, which is nothing.
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5332.620
i wonder if it's a playable card. kick the door down. monster monster. wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait. i choose to discard halfling and become... wait no that's not how that works i'm sorry. i choose to discard thief to become a warrior. oh big guy. who is still a halfling as well. yeah.
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5618.800
it doesn't matter, i'm level one. i lost two levels. oh no, i'm still level one. it doesn't matter. i don't need to run. i mean, he's right. okay, end your turn. it just blows my mind that monsters can't go down a level. well, i mean, again, if ryan stops stealing our items, we wouldn't be in this dilly of a pickle. kick the door down. halfling. swag. nice.
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5745.600
i will loot the room. alright, i choose to... oh, there's another screenshot. i choose to become someone who can have two race cards. and i will be a halfling, halfling, which i believe makes me a fulling. you can sell two items per turn.
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6002.300
he's running okay i gotta get a six one two you don't have to get a six it's a five or six i think five or six okay because of my halfling ability i can discard to try again he's right and try once more well discard any race or class cards in play didn't even let me begin the barter ryan doesn't want you to have
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6428.340
there you go ryan. ooooooh. alright, immediately i play my halfling card. i am now a halfling wizard. i kick down the door. it's a level 18 monster dude. umm. that's not great. i... will not pursue anyone level 4 or below. yeah, but... but... i can also use my wizard ability. discard three cards.
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7708.100
i use my halfling ability to sell this chainsaw for double its value to go up one level and i pass the turn. that's my guy, by the way. there you go. so i gained one level followed by one level. there you go. and i will pass the turn. see, now we're getting the flow of it.
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2445.40
well at least it seems easy. like every time i play teamfight tactics i'm like what the heck is like a... what's a dragon rider? you take a dude who's five foot one with a big beard and you're like now i got my like gnome synergy and it's like oh he's not a gnome he's a halfling and you're like oh fuck me i guess sorry. i think we go dps is gonna come in here and do like a shadow run to get to this guy quickly and then physical damage repellers are gonna just hold the line send it.
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1591.180
you know how like in d&d you can be like a halfling thief? yes. that's like the orchestra. so like the oboist plays the cor anglais sometimes, the flute plays the piccolo, there's like skills that are transferable from one to the other. ryan do you play any instruments? like do you guys have jam sessions at your house? i played the clarinet for music class in high school but i never joined the band or anything.
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693.20
dangerous element to put together anyway that halfling was captured during an important quest give her the head give the halfling a member of her adventuring party alright, i want to come over here maxwell. where are you there we go? i wonder if there's like grew can we put grew in here? no, you can put glue what about a dwarf? princess i got an idea. what about a dwarven princess? yeah, there we go
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309.68
when it gets down to 40 seconds, that's when you can panic a little bit and maybe give me a chance at victory. oh, okay. um, sure, except... oh god. i don't mean to make you feel afraid or anxious, but i have scored two touchdowns in my entire blood bowl career, so... whoa! shenanigans. i'm gonna toss this one right down there. i have successfully done the halfling tree throw combo once. that scares me.
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980.10
in the first round of the competition your opponent is the diminutive roland, a halfling from a traveling troop of acrobats. so this is another new mechanic here. correct. we get three dice and we got to kind of yahtzee it. we got to, or pirate's dice i guess, liar's dice. we have to get over ten with three.
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339.94
22 bags of potato chips. the innkeeper joins you at your table. i have some information. the reaper was paid up front by a halfling known as garak draken. the price was apparently an entire cartload of gold. he made the contract and then left the city. where could he be found? a moissenary. he was employed by the imperial army for several years until they wiped out the halfling kingdoms. since then, he works for the highest bidder. okay.
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1790.76
i do have like size 13 feet as well so i think my feet poking out from the bed might be more of a product of that than than my height yeah i'm basic i'm kind of like built like a halfling and i'm i'm down with it man i'm okay with that huge head huge feet and you know what it is it's like that um what is that like homunculus where uh
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1323.18
win this match in the name of the usingan rookies team. select the ogre on your team and plan a block on that ridiculous old world halfling. i can barely even see him, man. the other thing is you can basically kill the opponents. like if you play online leagues and stuff, your star player can get injured in week one and then from that point onwards essentially never be able to play again and just leave you with a team of basically like the san francisco 49ers this year. okay.
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2054.64
death. he's been killed. that's how i want to go. oh, what the heck? oh, that's illegal now? that's how i want to go. i want a little halfling orc jumping on my soft tissue.
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3889.76
what would it make the name? probably like grabthar's hammers or something like that. oh fuck. really? the halfling? the halfling knocked over my blitzer? at least he didn't injure him, but... we could play blood bowl at some point. i'm not playing another blood bowl 3 game today though. i had a little gas in the analytics tank from who would win in a fight, me or a panda yesterday. i chose to burn it on some blood bowl 3 today.
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4041.98
he did not beat the really stupid allegations, but that's not catastrophic. it's just extremely annoying. you're my thrower. that's a one piece. you need to stand up. i know how it works. that's a two piece now. we have to push you and then stand still. this is not good. two piece on the halfling.
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