Quotes about “haircut”
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the rest of them can be like foreign policy and stuff like that, but just one is like yeah nice haircut bernie where'd you get that but the old store? oh? wow what a zing i also want to mention there's a dude named fart ninja on the other team, and i think that's pretty cool i thought you meant like there's a fart ninja like running for president in the presidential debate the dude named fart ninja running for president
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i saw a sweet tweet, though, that was like, how do i tell my hairdresser i want joseph stalin's haircut without showing them a picture of joseph stalin?
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did you see this? i did. oh my i'm seeing it. fucking god damn it. ryan, what's wrong buddy? don't ever you gonna get a haircut? oh, you know what? i meant that to be a joke about your cats. i'm sorry. fuck you, austin. it was it was rekt! it's a sensitive issue. i didn't even think i didn't even hear what he said. you wanna repeat it? cat, what did he say?
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is that kendrick lamar's new single? flip walker jase? yeah. everybody wants to flip the legs off him. flip the legs off me? i'm so happy fox and i are both on team canada and kicking your ass. yeah. wait, are you bringing me dialing in ryan? are you gonna get a haircut? i'm sorry that was meant to be a joke about your cats. okay, that was great. good job.
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i feel like now that i've seen this i gotta shave my chin clean and show you what that looks like and then we can all marvel and how weird that is. surrealist, thanks for the subscription. he looks like the guy from the crash test dummies. i don't know what that guy looks like. josh is so hot. this is like when one of your friends he's always been on your level socially in like high school then he gets a haircut and he comes back and everyone's like oh my god i didn't realize he's so hot and you're like
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what he got the makeover and now he's the hot girl. you don't understand we were all six and a half you can't be going out getting a haircut making yourself an eight it does it upsets the social order josh i think he's probably an eight now. yeah, you think so. i don't know why i kind of like the beard no i prefer the beard but like i think the mass appeal is for the shaved look man this is like for us. this is like. what would have been a nightmare from you, and i'm 16 it's like shave your face
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it's close to how you said it. chikoron. why are cajuns always raging? like, why can't we have someone who's got like a great storytelling ability and then they can be the engaging cajun? they can, but the thing about the cajun community and culture is they value bold spicy flavors. mmm, i see where you've got a haircut. nice. and hair dyed. i noticed that, of course. chikoron. chikoron. i'm trying to think of more where they have like, agent in them. she got a haircut. nice.
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that'd be pretty fucking sick. if you told me there was a cactus style haircut, i would be more likely to buy it than a cactus cut nacho. i'll hang out with a nacho, i don't care. i can't even think of a reason it would be anything to do with cacti. it doesn't make any except for the fact that cacti come from the amer well, are endemic to the american southwest, which is also the region that you would perhaps associate the most with nachos.
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i like the snake on the left. the one who's like smiling and he's got his eye off the side of his face. yeah, that's good. medusa haircutter, molly ringwald, medusa getting a haircut, medusa, medusa haircut. oh, fuck. which one is it? yeah. molly ringwald. oh, boy. is that a tree snake? wait a minute. is it molly ringwald? who the hell is molly ringwald? ryan, answer right now. she was from the john hughes classic sixteen candles.
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and breakfast club. and the breakfast club. and... don't you forget about me. is that the one with the dado? no, i'm back. i'm back. alright. um, medusa haircut. got some people there. and then medusa getting a haircut was rob josh and 44% of the audience got that one right. oh yeah! aww.
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you just take your dicks out for harambe. why do we do that? why do we do that? i actually don't know what that is. you take your dicks out for pokemon go, actually. i don't think that goes out very well when you're standing in public. depends. what? this word has a million letters. tyrannosaurus. like the three little pieces of hair. it's like the duck fuck haircut. give it a minute! groot! that looks like groot. looks like... it's out for aruba. dirt square.
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oh yeah, i gotta see that. it's a laser! it's a laser, that's so cool! i think it's just a sight. well i don't know. no, that's a laser. you gotta point it at the ground. see if it shoots through. what are you talking about? i'm gonna point it right at austin's fucking face. oh fuck, you are. wait, are you aiming at something? that's awesome! what happened? wait, what just happened? it just did whiff to it. it gave me a little haircut. how do you keep missing?
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i mean, oh, uh, lolfunnymaymay, welcome to the troll range, big for you. hell yeah, lolfunnymaymay! is that a new haircut? for jake bark?
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