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5655.980
does it just have to get wrecked? yeah, well no, they have to dodge the rocks. whoa, there were more guns than swords! the american way. and then, if the uh, if the players don't kill the people with the rock, like with the rocks in in just enough time, then a bunch of bombs fall down and kill them. if you want. that sounds pretty fun actually. wow! you're dead now. alright, i'm dead now. drink my drink.
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6744.120
i'm real good at net guns. if you get first band, ban nets because he's a non stop force. that was a dota for rob. it's a dota! it's a me, a dota! oh wow! look at the impressive resolve from mr. blueface there. i believe his name is blue... oh god damn it. whoa. oh okay yeah. wow.
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oh, i've heard... what are you gonna call me? yeah, it is. it seemed derogatory. well, i'm gonna do one up there. i like the jugglin' jiggler up there. yeah, i'm up for it. the jelly jiggler. look a scene out of an awesome action movie. the guy's just juggling guns at the top of a tower. that guy's like really awesome when you're 12. he juggles the guns!
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was that a duck? that was pretty good. i'm alive? kaka! kaka! he juggles the guns. kaka! that's like jerry seinfeld. oh man. you saved my life and then ended it. josh is the grenade king. oh my god, if he fucking got that shot. dick! i had it on the show! what's that message?
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9299.980
oh it's this. i thought they patched that. how you doing over there? i'm gonna take care of this problem right now. oh wait i'm out! i'm out! oh gosh throw me your weapon man! alright is yellow duck dead? josh has got two guns.
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another i'd like to get a version of it period when does it release? isn't that coming up? quarter one next year 2016 it's not terribly far away i mean just haven't really heard much from lately but they're still patching it tried it the other day looks like there's some new guns maybe that i didn't see last time they said they were gonna try and get like an additional hundred guns in before release yeah like a lot go for a thousand
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i was willing to go the distance there. yeah, no. it's a little tough over here with no guns, huh? alright. what is your opinion of mudvayne? i liked them quite a bit until their third album and then i started to like them less. because i like the beatles. wait, who'd you like? the beatles? mudvayne. i liked the mudvayne until the beatles' third album came out.
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god damn it. oh, i saw through my ruse. i was about them through that dude on the grounds like fucking that's my rock go get it fuck fuck you. what's your problem? like you're steaming ryan bass what's this guy's problem? hard on those freaking neck guns hard on dragon fans away
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4716.440
oh, that's scary! very brave! this is some dangerous shit that you're rocking right now. singed the toenails. okay, okay, alright, alright, alright. oh, that's a great idea for a level. i'm gonna make a shitload of springs with guns bouncing on them. oh, shots to the sky, son! alright, that was awesome. i'm actually pretty proud of that for once.
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mp5. uh oh. what, what? okay. i tried to sledge dunk you. i honestly thought that you did. alright, i've upgraded. ak47. sucks, pen. i just got a good look on the guns. i think i might have taken it down that time. wow. eegasm.
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i like being out. alp, rock, cast and bae. oh it's like, sort of like the guns. what a cool character. wow that is pretty neat. yeah it's like actual arrows. that's cool. oh my god she has a dog! oh no. she has a dog? she has a dog watch!
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yeah, that's pretty good. you just have three machine guns, josh? we might need those. am i ready? oh yeah, there we go. i got the machine guns. i'm gonna make sure your pod gets lost. it's got both of us in it, remember. i don't know how you feel about that. probably pretty good, honestly.
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how do you switch guns? hey, you guys gotta come this way. we're working on it, we're being chased man! just let these guys have melee attacks, they're no problem. nope, they can shoot. alright, let's do this. we're gonna need ammo though. yeah, i have like one magazine left. switch to your pistol rob. no, you joke, we're shooting at these johnny com latelys. yeah, i didn't shoot at the johnny com latelys. this is our extraction point, right here. let's go here. call shuttle, alright. ddr it. dude, i want a ddr. we gotta survive for a minute and a half.
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8823.140
god damn it. someone's got to apply strafing run as well. wait, are y'all taking the new guns? i'm gonna take the old ones in case that one sucks. how do you even shoot that one? i have no idea. where the hell is strafing gun? no, the perks is the laser aim module. yeah. which is the laser. oh, i see, i see. yeah. that's the attachment. dive bomb.
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yeah, i'm on the ground. it's fine. oh, oh, oh! nice. that was easy. alright! thanks. we did sam. yeah, he was into it. we put a bunch of, uh, surface to air missiles so no other scumbags like us can come and mess up our shit. dude, these, these machine guns are sick. yeah, definitely get machine gun drops if you guys want to have a turret in your hands. why would i want that?
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9480.960
alright, everyone got machine guns? pre emptively dropping some ammo. i have a machine gun, but... i'm really afraid of this turret and what it's gonna bring to us. we hit x when it gets close, man. ow! definitely just shot the shit out of rob there. yeah, he definitely did. yeah, these machine guns are sweet. it's going alright. nothing wrong with it so far. reload! reloading! oh, this is... it's too easy, man. yeah, this is... people said this game was hard.
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can we get machine guns first before we move out? that's probably a great strategy. i hate it. i just want samples. this is my machine gun. oh, i fucked it up. my machine gun. yeah, i was thinking the same thing. yep. okay, watch out. this is my machine gun here. oh! oh god! i forgot it takes a few seconds to come down. watch out. mine came down faster than yours did for some reason. i shot nick a little bit. we need to get the fuck out of here. could you focus on your accuracy? i got ammunition instead. what a idiot. oh, okay.
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was she gonna stream this with us? probably not, that'd be pretty cool though. i'll just go. alright. let's retrieve the black box first. alright, see that? i put a point in my berserker or my breaker so i have an extra arrow plus. wait, what? there's trees, skill trees for each of the guns and i put a point into breaker. oh, you gotta put how? how? how? how? how? i had to do it from the armory, man. and ryan wanted us to move out so fast. where's the armory? the purple screen.
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is it? i really thought it was an english thing. oh, alright. oi, remington, please pass me the hp sauce. nice. remington? yeah, it's our, it's our, uh, regal, one of our regal names, nick. yeah, it's a good name for a, like a really dapper dog. exactly. gun. gun? you would name your dapper dog gun? you can, yeah, i forgot you can name guns in fallout 4. oh yeah. remington steel. that game looks weird though.
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i would rather let my kid eat ice cream when he can shit himself in the toilet. just saying. don't give your children guns is not the message we want. no, don't give them guns. i mean...
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like my dad when i was eight. i thought you were supposed to give them guns so they didn't want guns. well, you just like you gotta do it in a certain way like when i was eight i got my swiss army knife and that was a big deal rather than being like you're never gonna hold a knife it's like this is a responsibility would have been pretty hard to kill myself with that knife. it was still a little dangerous. i'm sure but uh
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well that ryan doesn't like it was that was jared's whole scheme, but it didn't oh no, i don't want child soldiers. oh my god don't give your kids guns, but if they are 12 you could probably like give them a gun you can like you supervise it like take them to a you know like paintball or something like that you know
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6751.160
so many throws i use guns prior to being 12 nick the boy scouts actually training how to properly use a gun that's where i learned how to use a shotgun. well, it's cuz later they need you to make up the manpower in the militia that will take back the government it's not of a dire way to look at it, but i guess you could spin it that way. yeah. yeah you mean there are a lot of accidental discharging as a firearms happens constantly so the training i think would help with that see it's like it's like those the horrific stories you hear of like a
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four year old kids bringing guns to school, cause their parents never, they'd have them in the house but they never taught them like this is no, it's cause they're four, man! yeah, but if their parents were like, first don't you ever fucking touch my gun, and secondly, if it's like, you know, they kinda train them like they kill people. kids, kids don't know that, you gotta, you're gonna have a gun on the house, you gotta lock it up tight. kids are they're given far, like no disrespect meant to children as a, as a concept.
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i guess i could set them to do like a warning fire maybe. what? oh i didn't get the bullying. alright, i got 3, 2, 1. mike hawk's crab emporium. thank you for the subscription as well. that's a great name. why does your cock have crabs? i mean, hawk. why does it have an emporium? mike hawk's. oh that worked. soitny. what? fwite me! look at those guns jumping like chocolate in the air.
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what the fuck? oh, i see. bananas though. that mover dies. you're just gonna give me the point if you win with my mask on. that was close! so the idea is you wanna knock people into the banana peels by using the dart gun. shit! i should probably have a few dart guns spawn at the bottom too. there should be a water pistol in this game. oh, there's chainsaws!
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i am so voting on this. hey, thank you to umbralartifice for the $5 donation that says duck game really needs a gun that fires other guns. i'd be down for that. there is a spawn cannon that you can call to fire other guns, but it doesn't work exactly like what you said. oh, i thought that rock nailed him! it almost did! what?! i thought i killed you! i did not kill him. what the heck? i did not murder him. i'm the skull duck, yeah. wha hahaha!
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you can't turn fast enough, rob. yeah, you really can. alright, there's this metal detector stuff is sorted. alright, alright, alright. i like it. one more metal detector and then our extraction. oh, i have different guns. i see, i have a pistol. no, you can't run with this. okay, good to know, good to know.
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on my screen he's down to half and i'm not even fucking with you. it's one quarter down on my side. are you fucking kidding me? no i'm not! why did you get the game so hard on me? i don't know! i can't shoot him, he's... cause it doesn't originate from like the sprites origin point, it's from like the guns origin point which is very sad. there's butterscotch m&ms, beescotch? maybe you guys accidentally got some beescotch. oh you just undertailed. feather, what is this? hyper particles devastate targets, oh i want that.
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